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Corrupt-a-wish thread
#21750845 - 06/01/15 10:41 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Hello. Has Shroomery ever heard of this game? Basically, a poster makes a wish, then the next poster will say "granted", but he (the second poster) will add a twist to the original wish as to "corrupt" it. He (the second poster) will then make his own wish, which will in turn be "corrupted" by the 3rd poster.
Example: Poster A said: "I wish I were married to Katy Perry". Poster B would say, "Granted. But your dick falls off after you marry her, so you can't have sex with her. Now, I wish that I had a million dollars". Then poster C would say, "granted, but all your five senses get destroyed in a car accident, so you can't enjoy your new money anymore. Now, my wish is to be able to fly"...etc and so on and so forth.
So...ready to play? My wish is that I am now in Toronto sucking off and fucking this guy that I like. Now you guys get to work and corrupt my wish!
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread [Re: WAN]
#21750909 - 06/01/15 10:55 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Granted but she has syphilis. I wish that all chickens in the world had human legs.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread [Re: King Klick]
#21750919 - 06/01/15 10:57 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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He, not she.
Anyway, granted. But when you try to break open an egg, the chick's legs come out and kick you in the teeth.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread [Re: WAN]
#21750920 - 06/01/15 10:59 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Sounds like trouble to me.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread [Re: Amanita86]
#21750923 - 06/01/15 11:00 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I wish I was blond haired and blue eyed.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread [Re: WAN]
#21750941 - 06/01/15 11:05 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
WAN said: I wish I was blond haired and blue eyed.
Granted but you have a small penis. I wish for more ketchup packets when i fuckin want them.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread [Re: WAN]
#21750942 - 06/01/15 11:06 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Granted, but now ketchup will be found to cause baldness Now, i wish that people on this forum wanted to talk about history with me
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread [Re: King Klick]
#21750944 - 06/01/15 11:07 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Granted but it comes out of humans
I wish that I could levitate indefinitely
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread [Re: Konyap]
#21751020 - 06/01/15 11:39 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Granted. But levitation will cause extreme nausia.
I wish I could go back in time and attend Woodstock.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread [Re: Ncogneato]
#21751037 - 06/01/15 11:46 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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granted. but you will eat a 10 strip of the brown acid 
i wish i could develope GMO gills and breathe under water
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread [Re: Salomon] 2
#21751049 - 06/01/15 11:52 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Granted.
But you are trapped inside of Sea World and get molested daily by a creepy male employee.
I wish I owned my own island.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread [Re: Big Worm]
#21751108 - 06/02/15 12:18 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Granted, but the island is teeming with escaped dinosaurs
i wish i was a little bit taller
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread [Re: ballsalsa] 4
#21751124 - 06/02/15 12:29 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Wish denied!
You will instead grow tentacles in place of your legs.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread [Re: twighead] 7
#21751184 - 06/02/15 12:57 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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But you use the tentacles to become the best bass player ever

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread [Re: The Phleg] 3
#21751244 - 06/02/15 01:25 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Granted. But instead a nigga could.
I wish a nigga should.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread [Re: twighead]
#21751356 - 06/02/15 02:46 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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A nigga should what a nigga could.  If only niggas could should they would.
The twist is the term "niggas" could be viewed as racist.
I wish for universal alignment!
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Granted. Now all the planets and stars align into space 24 hours a day, and there is no longer any day and night or concept of seasons. There is simply an eclipse for all of eternity.
I wish for unlimited amounts of nitrous oxide.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread [Re: Crystal G] 1
#21751369 - 06/02/15 03:00 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Granted, this will is your fate....
I wish I could meet Crystal G IRL!
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish thread [Re: Crystal G]
#21751381 - 06/02/15 03:12 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Granted
Here is ur fate
I wish I could fly
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