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KnyggaPlease
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My black police officer story 2
#21748508 - 06/01/15 01:28 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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So Friday night I was driving home from a Mariner's game. I'm white, mid-twenties, as is my friend who I had just dropped off at his place. I was slightly heavy on the gas pedal. As I'm pulling out of my friend's neighborhood the lights start flashing behind me and I pull over.
A black medium-build officer approaches my vehicle, and I roll down the window. I say hello and he asks "Any idea why I've pulled you over son?"
I hesitate a moment and in a sad and sincere voice, I answer "Yes sir I believe I do"
He asks "why?"
I hesitate a moment, turn to face him directly, and shyly answer "...Because I'm black".
He stares at me in shock and horror for a full three seconds until I think he just might explode. And then he does, but it is with the most full-bellied genuine laughter that I think i've ever heard. We both laugh together for a full 30 seconds, and when we really just can't laugh anymore, he says "Don't speed, but get your damn black ass the hell outta here!" And walks back to his car.
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Re: My black police officer story [Re: KnyggaPlease]
#21748534 - 06/01/15 01:32 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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damn son you're cray cray
I would have booked it too once the aspergers mind games started emerging
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Re: My black police officer story [Re: Konyap]
#21748580 - 06/01/15 01:42 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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So was the officer blickety black as well? That really would be a crazy story if you are black and he is white. Even crazier if you are white and he was black lol.
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Re: My black police officer story [Re: Matt87]
#21748590 - 06/01/15 01:44 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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op well done, you made his day.
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Re: My black police officer story [Re: KnyggaPlease]
#21748611 - 06/01/15 01:48 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I could see myself doing that, but I would imagine there was a judgement call based off of his demeanor. You got his vibe first, and made a good call. What's the worst that could happen?
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Re: My black police officer story [Re: Astral Pain]
#21748623 - 06/01/15 01:51 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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your absolute bottle in your sig is top notch 10/10
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Re: My black police officer story [Re: Astral Pain]
#21748624 - 06/01/15 01:51 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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White privilege
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KnyggaPlease
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Re: My black police officer story [Re: Matt87]
#21748938 - 06/01/15 02:55 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
Matt87 said: So was the officer blickety black as well? That really would be a crazy story if you are black and he is white. Even crazier if you are white and he was black lol.
Yea I'm white he's black lol read the post bro
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Re: My black police officer story [Re: KnyggaPlease]
#21749065 - 06/01/15 03:26 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Ohh duh. I guess I started laughing and imagining myself in that situation and forgot the first part.
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