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OfflineBitter Cactus
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Re: Kratom, WOW [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace] * 1
    #22062294 - 08/08/15 11:23 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

You know the kratom is bullshit when they call it:

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Re: Kratom, WOW [Re: Bitter Cactus]
    #22062327 - 08/08/15 11:32 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

:ahahaha:


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Re: Kratom, WOW [Re: Bitter Cactus]
    #22062635 - 08/08/15 01:04 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Bitter Cactus said:
You know the kratom is bullshit when they call it:

blue vein elephent cock extract 10000000000 x malaysian super hyper indo ultra enhanced maeng da pulp kratom




:lmafo:


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Re: Kratom, WOW [Re: Bitter Cactus]
    #22064462 - 08/08/15 08:44 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I know what you mean about waking up in withdrawal.

It's comi love stem and vein it takes longer to kick in and lasts longer and if k take stem
And vein I don't wake up in withdrawal .


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Re: Kratom, WOW [Re: Moonshoe]
    #22064755 - 08/08/15 10:07 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Bro the shit has such a short half life. That has always been the shitty thing about kratom. That's why if I take it every day I need to do at least two doses a day. I take nine grams a day. 

I love it and it makes me a better person, but I just wish the half life were like double the time.


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Re: Kratom, WOW [Re: Bitter Cactus]
    #22065210 - 08/08/15 11:54 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

How do you know it's not your tolerance just getting higher?


I would believe it though, I had a couple of batches that I thought might be old and weren't as good as what I expected.


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Re: Kratom, WOW [Re: Bitter Cactus]
    #22065783 - 08/09/15 04:57 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I dont know, kratom lasts a long time, I take like 3-4 doses a day usually, but my first dose of the day lasts a long time, and it usually takes almost 24 hours for me to be going into withdrawal.

It lasts like 8 hours in your system, but the best strongest buzz is probably like 4 hours.

Yeah it would be nice if it lasts longer but it lasts pretty good, stem and vein and green vein lasts longer.


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Re: Kratom, WOW [Re: Moonshoe]
    #22066496 - 08/09/15 10:15 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Moonshoe can you write out your dosing schedule and how much you take each dose and at what time of the day? Or is it just random.

One thing I noticed is kratom users are pretty OCD with their dosing schedule.


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Re: Kratom, WOW [Re: Bitter Cactus]
    #22066518 - 08/09/15 10:21 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

i just had the most horrible shit of my life. it literally felt like i was trying to crap out a wine bottle :sad:


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Re: Kratom, WOW [Re: Bitter Cactus]
    #22066624 - 08/09/15 10:48 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I dose 3 teaspoons first thing in the morning, another 3 tsp at noon, and another at about 4.

Sometimes I push it to more then three teasoons but then I get nauseous so I stick to only 3 tsp max.

Right now I dose only stem and vein and it's been getting me higher then I have been in a long time. I was like nodding out this morning .


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Re: Kratom, WOW [Re: Moonshoe]
    #22066849 - 08/09/15 11:47 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

How much is a tsp in grams?

Oh and I used to have major constipation with kratom but now I use magnesium citrate and fiber pills and I am more regular then ever.


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Re: Kratom, WOW [Re: Bitter Cactus]
    #22066956 - 08/09/15 12:17 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Do you guys just take larger doses of kratom to get the nod effect? I notice that if I take more than 3g or so at a time and any more than 5g in a day I just get way too sedated. Like I can't sit and work and just end up taking a nap. Do you guys get sleepy at all?


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Re: Kratom, WOW [Re: Bitter Cactus]
    #22067102 - 08/09/15 12:53 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

A tablespoon is roughly 2 grams of kratom, a teaspoon would be .5g of kratom


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Re: Kratom, WOW [Re: Bitter Cactus]
    #22067106 - 08/09/15 12:54 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Bitter Cactus said:
You know the kratom is bullshit when they call it:

blue vein elephent cock extract 10000000000 x malaysian super hyper indo ultra enhanced maeng da pulp kratom






:lolsy:


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Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


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Re: Kratom, WOW [Re: Gottaloveacid]
    #22067130 - 08/09/15 01:00 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

What?

I get about 6g in a heaping teaspoon. Have you ever actually weighed it?


On a side note... I just took a huge scoop (toss and wash) and somehow breathed in some of the dust as I was taking a big swig of water. This resulted in me violently ejecting all of the contents of my mouth  all over the wall, cupboards and floor in my kitchen...just as my wife walked in the room to see what was going on.

oppps!


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Re: Kratom, WOW [Re: pslyke]
    #22067154 - 08/09/15 01:06 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

pslyke said:
What?

I get about 6g in a heaping teaspoon. Have you ever actually weighed it?


On a side note... I just took a huge scoop (toss and wash) and somehow breathed in some of the dust as I was taking a big swig of water. This resulted in me violently ejecting all of the contents of my mouth  all over the wall, cupboards and floor in my kitchen...just as my wife walked in the room to see what was going on.

oppps!




Woah :eek:


Yeah I have weighed it, actually almost ruined my scale weighing the powder haha, some of it got under my scale and into the display. Managed to get most of it out without taking it apart but there's still a little blocking the display.

Usually a level tablespoon of kratom that isn't packed down comes out to 2-3 grams for me


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Re: Kratom, WOW [Re: Rebelutionsssss]
    #22067158 - 08/09/15 01:07 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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Rebelutionsssss said:
i just had the most horrible shit of my life. it literally felt like i was trying to crap out a wine bottle :sad:



Intriguing


so your asshole was gaped after words
:hmm:

bet that was weird


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Re: Kratom, WOW [Re: SunnyD]
    #22067619 - 08/09/15 03:10 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Kratom gives me great healthy shits and keeps me totally regular.


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Re: Kratom, WOW [Re: Moonshoe]
    #22067735 - 08/09/15 03:30 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I stopped using Kratom because of the constipation


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Re: Kratom, WOW [Re: Tybg]
    #22067968 - 08/09/15 04:10 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

The constipation is easily counterable. Magnesium citrate and all-bran or fibre pills. Honestly the magnesium citrate alone should make anyone shit their pants if they take the right dose.

Oh and to address one of the posts above, ya, I have had that happen where I inhale the kratom then cough it up everywhere and spit the shit into my glass of water. It is like inhaling saw dust honestly. The key is to get a lot of water in your mouth, dump the kratom in, make sure to titl your head back then chug a glass of water without inhaling air and you are good.


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