|
Konyap

Registered: 06/30/07
Posts: 33,945
Loc: Planet Piss
Last seen: 4 years, 2 months
|
Re: Kratom, WOW [Re: Konyap]
#21876234 - 06/30/15 12:39 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
|
|
your stomach can only abosrb soo much at any given time
|
Rebelutionsssss
Mdmazing



Registered: 07/23/14
Posts: 13,137
Loc: San Francisco
Last seen: 2 years, 2 months
|
|
Quote:
luvdemboomers said: Man I haven't taken a shit in like 5 days. Squeezed out some rabbit turds but that's about it
Get some laxative from the store and maybe try a small water/olive oil mix to help. Drink tons of water on kratom
-------------------- : To define is to confine.
|
musiclover420
psychonaut



Registered: 11/06/12
Posts: 19,563
Loc: PNW
Last seen: 2 years, 5 months
|
Re: Kratom, WOW [Re: Konyap]
#21876259 - 06/30/15 12:51 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
|
|
How fine of a powder did you use and what did you filter it through? Mayhaps the filtration just pulled out larger particulates and left some of the goodies
-------------------- Don't worry about me, I've got all that I need. And I'm singing my song to the sky You know how it feels, With the breeze of the sun in your eyes. Not minding that time's passing by I've got all and more, My smile, just as before. Is all that I carry with me I talk to myself, I need nobody else. I'm lost and I'm mine, yes I'm free
|
resonant111
left ∞ right

Registered: 03/02/11
Posts: 1,952
Loc: IL
Last seen: 2 years, 1 month
|
|
Here's a decent preparation from Mishkin on Erowid. Basically lets you do quick shots of Kratom without it getting stuck in your throat. Haven't tried it, but sounds decent enough.
Quote:
Mishkin said: With Kratom, toss ‘n wash is not the simplest process because the powder is so fine. I notice as I mix water with powder many dry chunks are in the water and they are hard to stir into solution. No matter how much I drink to wash down the powder I still have grainy remnants left in my throat after, which is horribly uncomfortable. I've tried soda and drinking plenty of water but I can't seem to get the grains to wash down which triggers the most unpleasant reaction of reflex. The only way to really clear out the grainy stuff is to do a nice big cough, which for me, comes out as a loud powdery gag (where I derived my usage of the word “gross”). There is a way around this and it is the only sure-fire way I can dose myself on Kratom in less than 5 minutes with any desired amount. It’s very simple. Kratom Shooters
What you need:
Kratom A scale A small shooter cup Warm water Honey Your favorite soda
Fill your shooter cup with some of your warm water. Measure out about 3 grams of Kratom and add to your water. Pour the Kratom slowly and stir. You should have a greenish-brownish sludge going on that isn’t quite readily mixing into the water. At this point, add honey. I add a little less honey than Kratom, roughly 1:1. Give yourself a decent amount because that honey is going to help make sure you don’t get nasty Kratom powder stuck in your throat. Add warm water on top of this and stir to an equal consistency. I recommend drinking it fast before the Kratom gets frothy and separates, and chasing it with your favorite soda. Yesterday and today I chose Grape soda with my Kratom Shooters! The bubbles in the soda also help keep your throat safe and the flavor should mask anything else you aren’t drinking Kratom for.
My shooter cup holds something like five or six shots of liquid, if that helps you conceptualize, and I chose three grams of Kratom because I can dose it out easily in multiples from there.
--------------------
|
Konyap

Registered: 06/30/07
Posts: 33,945
Loc: Planet Piss
Last seen: 4 years, 2 months
|
|
I felt like the carbination from the soda filtered some of the kratom through the liquid this was red horned by the way it seemed pretty disorientating but I didn't get a head ache or puke or anything unless maybe I was sick and just getting a placebo?
|
Bitter Cactus
reformed bad boy


Registered: 01/26/12
Posts: 11,773
Loc: Alberta, Canada
Last seen: 8 years, 4 months
|
Re: Kratom, WOW [Re: Konyap]
#21879624 - 06/30/15 07:03 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
|
|
I'm selling some guy on kijiji five ounces for a hundred bucks. Not sure what my profit is but I pay 100 for a kilo so it seems I am making something lol.
-------------------- Taking acid and thinking you are a better man is a lot different then actually becoming a better man.
|
OsculateOfDemise



Registered: 06/24/05
Posts: 2,879
|
|
Five ounces for a hundred bucks? Who the hell would pay that much? I got my order of 4 ounces for 30...
|
Bitter Cactus
reformed bad boy


Registered: 01/26/12
Posts: 11,773
Loc: Alberta, Canada
Last seen: 8 years, 4 months
|
|
I just made 100 dollars for a five minute car ride. Probably made a profit of 85 dollars on that deal.
If you have kratom you should do the same. Put it on craigslist or kijiji for 20-25 an ounce and people pay it.
-------------------- Taking acid and thinking you are a better man is a lot different then actually becoming a better man.
|
kr0nik0
Ole' Salty


Registered: 02/13/12
Posts: 17,756
Loc: Western Slope, CO
|
|
So..We've all become Kratom dealers now...
Do you feel like this, BC? Because I sure do:

--------------------
“[...]the only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars and in the middle you see the blue centerlight pop and everybody goes “Awww!”
|
Bitter Cactus
reformed bad boy


Registered: 01/26/12
Posts: 11,773
Loc: Alberta, Canada
Last seen: 8 years, 4 months
|
Re: Kratom, WOW [Re: kr0nik0]
#21880738 - 06/30/15 10:59 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
|
|
I used to sell kratom now I am getting back into it. I used to sell like 200 dollars worth all at once for only ten ounces. My order already payed for itself I can just reinvest that money and build my #kratomempire.
-------------------- Taking acid and thinking you are a better man is a lot different then actually becoming a better man.
|
kr0nik0
Ole' Salty


Registered: 02/13/12
Posts: 17,756
Loc: Western Slope, CO
|
|
Yea, it's just too easy to get paid with this stuff. It's basically being a legal drug dealer making illegal drug kind of money
I say we team up and take over the world. You got Canada, I got US. We should probably stop talking about this publicly before people get ideas and start cuting into our profits.
--------------------
“[...]the only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars and in the middle you see the blue centerlight pop and everybody goes “Awww!”
|
musiclover420
psychonaut



Registered: 11/06/12
Posts: 19,563
Loc: PNW
Last seen: 2 years, 5 months
|
Re: Kratom, WOW [Re: kr0nik0]
#21880838 - 06/30/15 11:19 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
|
|
Or maybe you two are from the kratom cartels, trying to slyly push your product on the internet and glorify being kratom pushers
:
-------------------- Don't worry about me, I've got all that I need. And I'm singing my song to the sky You know how it feels, With the breeze of the sun in your eyes. Not minding that time's passing by I've got all and more, My smile, just as before. Is all that I carry with me I talk to myself, I need nobody else. I'm lost and I'm mine, yes I'm free
|
Rebelutionsssss
Mdmazing



Registered: 07/23/14
Posts: 13,137
Loc: San Francisco
Last seen: 2 years, 2 months
|
Re: Kratom, WOW [Re: kr0nik0]
#21880858 - 06/30/15 11:26 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
|
|
Quote:
kr0nik0 said: So..We've all become Kratom dealers now...
Do you feel like this, BC? Because I sure do:


That picture is fucking awesome I hope I can be like bitter cactus one day. Smuggling thousands of pounds of kratom back from Bali haha
-------------------- : To define is to confine.
|
Konyap

Registered: 06/30/07
Posts: 33,945
Loc: Planet Piss
Last seen: 4 years, 2 months
|
|
I've devised a tec that could be of some service to the community or bedroom.
Behold Kratom Drank The new narcotic on the street that has nobody talking. Until now! Kratom drank while with sugars of high value offers you a alternative to kratom capsuling or tea cozying' Be amazed how long you can stay up to figure out what it do!

Kratom Drank is freshly squeezed from a bottle that can be left to drain over night. The kratom factory tea bag's make sure every drop seeping out that pore comes with high kratom value and mitgyotoxin's.
Kratom Drank cause roofing just got a little easier!
|
Konyap

Registered: 06/30/07
Posts: 33,945
Loc: Planet Piss
Last seen: 4 years, 2 months
|
Re: Kratom, WOW [Re: Konyap]
#21881495 - 07/01/15 03:01 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
|
|
So the kratom extract last night definitely did something I felt pretty loose when I sat down for a good 45 minutes maybe lol
the stuff I just used in the above photo's wasn't extract tho the white vein didn't work by just filling the bottom of the bottle so I had 12 gel caps
|
Mr. Magic



Registered: 07/13/14
Posts: 1,951
Last seen: 1 year, 5 months
|
Re: Kratom, WOW [Re: Konyap]
#21881838 - 07/01/15 07:05 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
|
|
Im going to jump in here. Anyone ever have problems with diarrhea and kratom?? Ive been taking kratom daily for a little while now and got hit with a serious bout of diarrhea. Its been a week too.  Kratom seems to be the only thing i could link it to because i havent had the shits for a long time until now. Also any help on how i could maybe combat this? I love kratom.
--------------------
|
Mr. Magic



Registered: 07/13/14
Posts: 1,951
Last seen: 1 year, 5 months
|
|
Oh and i havent read the thread so hope no one has said this already but chocolate milk completely masks the taste for me. Try it out if u havent already.
--------------------
|
Rebelutionsssss
Mdmazing



Registered: 07/23/14
Posts: 13,137
Loc: San Francisco
Last seen: 2 years, 2 months
|
|
Yea kratom kind of fucks up my digestion. If I take off a day or 2 of using I'm all good.
-------------------- : To define is to confine.
|
Mental Taco



Registered: 07/02/14
Posts: 2,290
Loc: Hell
Last seen: 6 years, 8 months
|
|
Quote:
Mr. Magic said: Im going to jump in here. Anyone ever have problems with diarrhea and kratom?? Ive been taking kratom daily for a little while now and got hit with a serious bout of diarrhea. Its been a week too.  Kratom seems to be the only thing i could link it to because i havent had the shits for a long time until now. Also any help on how i could maybe combat this? I love kratom.
Thats weird, kratom is supposed to be antidiarrheal. It really plugs me up because of its unsoluble fiber content. When reading about kratom i read that it has been used to treat diarhea. Maybe it has something to do with the chocolate milk you take it with?
-------------------- Did you not know that the royal hunting grounds are always forbidden?
|
Rebelutionsssss
Mdmazing



Registered: 07/23/14
Posts: 13,137
Loc: San Francisco
Last seen: 2 years, 2 months
|
|
When I first started using it I had no idea and got fucking backed up for like a week. It's almost as bad as using a shit ton of opiates
-------------------- : To define is to confine.
|
|