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ThatKidWithTheFace
R.I.P. ZIG R.I.P. Sloth


Registered: 09/30/12
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Loc: All Good in Allgood
Last seen: 6 years, 10 months
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Hey, y'all!
What's up?
I'm just chillin' here, kicked back in the couch. I got my kitten today and he is a trip! He is currently trying to figure what the fuck it is I'm clickin' on over here 
It's his first night away from his mom, and I think he's doin' great. It's hardcore rainin' right now, so we're cuddled up watching Netflix. I think I might puff on a pipe or hit a grav . . . Hm . . .
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[quote]Sheekle said: [quote]ThatKidWithTheFace said: Is this the same aunt that fucks dogs?[/quote] u bet ur ass it is.[/quote]
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Sheekle
FREE BURKE



Registered: 01/11/10
Posts: 53,153
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Acaterpillar
A little mad...



Registered: 06/09/07
Posts: 18,693
Loc: Down the rabbit hole
Last seen: 3 months, 27 days
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Hey guys; I haven't been on as much lately.
I stuck my dick in crazy. And now I'm paying the price.
I'm making her leave my house tomorrow morning.
She's nodding off on opiates right now; so I'm tidying up and hiding my nicer belongings so she can't easily destroy anything of value in the case that she has a total meltdown.
This is all for a girl I've been seeing for about two weeks now.
I really really hope she just leaves without a fight.
-------------------- Aaa...E I O Uuu...A E I O Uuu..A E I O uh Uuu.. *Cough* *Cough* Ooo...U E I O Aaa...U E I Aaa..A E I O Uuuuu... At first sight, The Perfection of Wisdom is bewildering, full of paradox and apparent irrationality.
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Psychonautica
Cuddly Wuddly Fuccboi


Registered: 04/20/15
Posts: 10,854
Loc: Free Soul & IISkuNkII
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Just throw her out like a cat, while she's still sedated.
-------------------- The chances of you even being born, Were forty million to one. There's two parts of the statistic And I want you to live through one 3/8/95 - 7/10/15 Rest In Paradise, Brother. Sheekle said: yeah, i said i was afraid of psychonautica

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The Doobie Dude


Registered: 04/28/13
Posts: 13,498
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Laying down.
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"There are a million reasons to drink and one just popped into my head. If a man can't drink when he's living how the Hell can he drink when he's dead?" - Irish Limerick I PLURed once because it was PLUR or die. - D.M.T.
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Acaterpillar
A little mad...



Registered: 06/09/07
Posts: 18,693
Loc: Down the rabbit hole
Last seen: 3 months, 27 days
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Quote:
Psychonautica said: Just throw her out like a cat, while she's still sedated.
She has "no where else to go", so a bunch of her stuff is here with her.
We hooked up and I said she could crash here for a few days till she found another place; or got a job and got her own place.
Well it's been two weeks now, and she has only applied to one job where she literally had a 2 minute interview. She seems determined to wait to hear back from them (if they ever call) before she tries to apply anywhere else; which I told her is stupid because she is broke as hell and can't simply be waiting around relying on employers to call you back.
But, I found out today that her Dad is willing to take her back; but she just doesn't want to go back. So in a way, I feel that she's been lying to me this whole time. When I confronted her upon becoming privy to this info, she side-stepped saying she never said she was "kicked out"; but simply that she couldn't live there because it was "just not possible for her" (more like she'd prefer not to).
She's been living on my dollar the past two week, and I literally haven't had a single moment to myself since we started hooking up. As an introvert, it's been driving me bat shit insane. She is so damn clingy, and it has become abundantly clear that it is the result of a co-dependency problem within her psyche.
So somehow she assumed us sleeping together was like a contract for her to move into my house and to never leave my side for even just a second.
I can only hope tomorrow morning doesn't go as messy as I think it might.
-------------------- Aaa...E I O Uuu...A E I O Uuu..A E I O uh Uuu.. *Cough* *Cough* Ooo...U E I O Aaa...U E I Aaa..A E I O Uuuuu... At first sight, The Perfection of Wisdom is bewildering, full of paradox and apparent irrationality.
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Acaterpillar
A little mad...



Registered: 06/09/07
Posts: 18,693
Loc: Down the rabbit hole
Last seen: 3 months, 27 days
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No one has advice for me? Like things to say, or not to say? Situations to watch out for?
What should I do if she calls the cops and they show up? My brother lives here with me; so he could act as a witness in my defense. And while I hardly have any drugs left here, mostly just paraphernalia; I still really wouldn't want cops snooping around in here and finding my glass or herbs.
Are domestic disputes probable cause to search the house? If we both step outside, they can't come inside, right? I'd be hesitant to get her outside if we're arguing that badly, I don't want to force all my neighbors to listen to our drama. This street is very quiet and almost all these houses are from the 1920's, so you can hear everything on the street.
The particular neighbors that I know would be upset are the ones immediately to the left of my house. They're assholes that are bothered easily. Apparently those same neighbors have fought with virtually all the previous renters of this house; so I really think they just automatically hate who ever lives here.
Part of me doesn't give a shit; but it'd be nice if they would at least smile and wave back when I walk outside and see them. All my other neighbors are really friendly and nice, so I know they wouldn't come bitch me out if something minor occurred.
I kind of feel like posting up some nude photos of me and my soon to be ex now.
-------------------- Aaa...E I O Uuu...A E I O Uuu..A E I O uh Uuu.. *Cough* *Cough* Ooo...U E I O Aaa...U E I Aaa..A E I O Uuuuu... At first sight, The Perfection of Wisdom is bewildering, full of paradox and apparent irrationality.
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CHeifM4sterDiezL
Chief Globerts


Registered: 07/28/10
Posts: 22,546
Loc: United States
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Psychonautica
Cuddly Wuddly Fuccboi

Registered: 04/20/15
Posts: 10,854
Loc: Free Soul & IISkuNkII
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Already gave you my advice dude, if you think she's going to freak the fuck out, kick her out while she's sedated. Throw her shit in the street. If you want her out you can't let feelings come into the equation and play it nice.
Being nice is what got you into this mess in the first place, nut up and throw that bitch out.
-------------------- The chances of you even being born, Were forty million to one. There's two parts of the statistic And I want you to live through one 3/8/95 - 7/10/15 Rest In Paradise, Brother. Sheekle said: yeah, i said i was afraid of psychonautica

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Amanita86
OTD Keymaster


Registered: 09/26/12
Posts: 89,464
Loc: hades
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Deal with it..
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Orange clock, pencil "They threw me off the hay truck about noon..."
*Mark 15:34  Gam zeh ya’avor...
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Shroomopotamus
Happy Mushrooming



Registered: 09/27/09
Posts: 18,757
Loc: Funkotron
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    This is a trap! A trap! You are all busted! Busted! You fools!
If a time comes where I fail to appear I've been abducted and I will miss you all Please smile and pet puppies as often as possible Be happy Be nice (<3);}
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Seriously_trippin
Cosmic Guru Ganesh



Registered: 07/12/13
Posts: 14,473
Last seen: 3 seconds
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Quote:
Acaterpillar said:
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Psychonautica said: Just throw her out like a cat, while she's still sedated.
She has "no where else to go", so a bunch of her stuff is here with her.
We hooked up and I said she could crash here for a few days till she found another place; or got a job and got her own place.
Well it's been two weeks now, and she has only applied to one job where she literally had a 2 minute interview. She seems determined to wait to hear back from them (if they ever call) before she tries to apply anywhere else; which I told her is stupid because she is broke as hell and can't simply be waiting around relying on employers to call you back.
But, I found out today that her Dad is willing to take her back; but she just doesn't want to go back. So in a way, I feel that she's been lying to me this whole time. When I confronted her upon becoming privy to this info, she side-stepped saying she never said she was "kicked out"; but simply that she couldn't live there because it was "just not possible for her" (more like she'd prefer not to).
She's been living on my dollar the past two week, and I literally haven't had a single moment to myself since we started hooking up. As an introvert, it's been driving me bat shit insane. She is so damn clingy, and it has become abundantly clear that it is the result of a co-dependency problem within her psyche.
So somehow she assumed us sleeping together was like a contract for her to move into my house and to never leave my side for even just a second.
I can only hope tomorrow morning doesn't go as messy as I think it might.
Sounds like my best friend he's not very happy right now. Introduce her to a lonely friend and tell him she's a gold digger
-------------------- R.I.P Zombi3, Blue Helix Modest Mouse Zappa Slothie That Kid With The face ShLong Le Canard split_by_nine & Big Worm Forever Etched in the sands of time in the shroomery and ever so beloved and deeply missed by many
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Amanita86
OTD Keymaster


Registered: 09/26/12
Posts: 89,464
Loc: hades
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Orange clock, pencil "They threw me off the hay truck about noon..."
*Mark 15:34  Gam zeh ya’avor...
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Seriously_trippin
Cosmic Guru Ganesh



Registered: 07/12/13
Posts: 14,473
Last seen: 3 seconds
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Oh and that she is crazy
-------------------- R.I.P Zombi3, Blue Helix Modest Mouse Zappa Slothie That Kid With The face ShLong Le Canard split_by_nine & Big Worm Forever Etched in the sands of time in the shroomery and ever so beloved and deeply missed by many
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SunnyD
WiZarD oF LoVe



Registered: 04/29/13
Posts: 25,236
Loc: Planet earth
Last seen: 1 month, 22 days
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Id just be straight up wi th her but do it in a nice way
dont resort to name calling even if she does
be careful watch out for your balls if shes a hitter
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SunnyD
WiZarD oF LoVe



Registered: 04/29/13
Posts: 25,236
Loc: Planet earth
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just hide your shit and they cant search without a warrant
why would she call cops?/at yor place lol
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        And to everyone who thinks life is just a game, Do you like the part you are playing? This is the time in life I am living! And I face each day with a smile My music Library of Synthesizer goodness
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