Home | Community | Message Board

NorthSpore.com BOOMR Bag!
This site includes paid links. Please support our sponsors.


Welcome to the Shroomery Message Board! You are experiencing a small sample of what the site has to offer. Please login or register to post messages and view our exclusive members-only content. You'll gain access to additional forums, file attachments, board customizations, encrypted private messages, and much more!

Shop: Kraken Kratom Red Vein Kratom   PhytoExtractum Buy Bali Kratom Powder

Jump to first unread post Pages: < Back | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | Next >  [ show all ]
InvisibleOsculateOfDemise
Female User Gallery


Registered: 06/24/05
Posts: 2,879
Re: Kidney Stones Suck [Re: zappaisgod]
    #21746230 - 05/31/15 08:39 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Hmmm. I try to stay hydrated. There are actually three different types of stones that it could be. Calcium oxalate which is a salt found in certain foods which combines with the calcium and is the most common, calcium phosphate which is when the pH in your pee is too high from too much calcium, or uric acid stones when the pH is too low and purines build up from animal proteins. interesting...


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Invisiblepassifloracaerulea
 User Gallery


Registered: 11/13/10
Posts: 10,485
Re: Kidney Stones Suck [Re: OsculateOfDemise]
    #21746263 - 05/31/15 08:46 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I actually don't mind them much anymore. I accepted it years ago. Fresh lemon juice is what kicks them into my ureter, so all I have to do is drink lemon juice once a week or even just once a month. For some reason though I always forget to drink lemon juice for a year or two. They don't hurt nearly as bad as broken ribs.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisiblePsychonautica
Cuddly Wuddly Fuccboi


Registered: 04/20/15
Posts: 10,854
Loc: Free Soul & IISkuNkII Flag
Re: Kidney Stones Suck [Re: passifloracaerulea]
    #21746285 - 05/31/15 08:51 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I broke ribs and a vertebrate at the same time.

I can't confirm that it hurts more than a kidney stone, but I can confirm that  it broke me as a man, I was no longer a man after that injury, I was a literal puddle of bitch.

Damaged my kidneys too, pissed out a bit of blood in the hospital as well, but at that point I was so fucked on morphine I didn't care, they shot me with some morphine in the ambulance, then in the hospital, and then hooked me with the clicker afterwards.

They also started a year long opiate addiction.


--------------------
The chances of you even being born, Were forty million to one. There's two parts of the statistic And I want you to live through one
3/8/95 - 7/10/15 Rest In Paradise, Brother.
Sheekle said:
yeah, i said i was afraid of psychonautica


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlinezappaisgod
horrid asshole


Registered: 02/11/04
Posts: 81,741
Loc: Fractallife's gym
Last seen: 7 years, 7 months
Re: Kidney Stones Suck [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21746343 - 05/31/15 09:04 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I can assure you that I would take ten broken ribs over another kidney stone.  It isn't even close.


--------------------


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleOsculateOfDemise
Female User Gallery


Registered: 06/24/05
Posts: 2,879
Re: Kidney Stones Suck [Re: zappaisgod]
    #21746387 - 05/31/15 09:17 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I've never broken a bone so I have nothing really to compare it to but in the er it was taking all I had not to scream.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineVsnares.Zappa
bend over


Registered: 05/04/11
Posts: 3,153
Last seen: 3 months, 17 days
Re: Kidney Stones Suck [Re: OsculateOfDemise]
    #21746593 - 05/31/15 10:08 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

morphine is cool though :thumbup:


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisiblePsychonautica
Cuddly Wuddly Fuccboi


Registered: 04/20/15
Posts: 10,854
Loc: Free Soul & IISkuNkII Flag
Re: Kidney Stones Suck [Re: Vsnares.Zappa]
    #21746607 - 05/31/15 10:11 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Not as cool as fentanyl


--------------------
The chances of you even being born, Were forty million to one. There's two parts of the statistic And I want you to live through one
3/8/95 - 7/10/15 Rest In Paradise, Brother.
Sheekle said:
yeah, i said i was afraid of psychonautica


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleDestitute
floss daily
Registered: 11/28/12
Posts: 4,027
Loc: where
Re: Kidney Stones Suck [Re: zappaisgod]
    #21746632 - 05/31/15 10:17 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

It does sound a little :ancientaliens: given the title: "Climate change causes more kidney stones, says Scientists". But it makes valid sense. The less urine you are expelling, the more concentrated that urine would be of minerals such as calcium.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlinezappaisgod
horrid asshole


Registered: 02/11/04
Posts: 81,741
Loc: Fractallife's gym
Last seen: 7 years, 7 months
Re: Kidney Stones Suck [Re: Vsnares.Zappa]
    #21747789 - 06/01/15 09:42 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

OsculateOfDemise said:
I've never broken a bone so I have nothing really to compare it to but in the er it was taking all I had not to scream.



I've never broken a bone either, which is pretty amazing considering all the shit I did, but I will still take them over what the stone was like.  Screaming is not inappropriate.
Quote:

Vsnares.Zappa said:
morphine is cool though :thumbup:





Oh yeah, it sure as fuck is.  It makes everything all righty


--------------------


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineManianFHS
living in perverty
 User Gallery

Registered: 07/06/04
Posts: 14,741
Last seen: 3 hours, 31 minutes
Re: Kidney Stones Suck [Re: zappaisgod]
    #21747832 - 06/01/15 10:04 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

i have heard they are miserable. was reading about them the other day for some reason and found that cranberry juice wasnt proven to do much of anything for them, as is common belief. also that vitamin c supplements can contribute to stones if you take them a lot for no reason. I only drink water and beer occasionally, and vitamins after drinking. I hope I or anyone else never has to experience them.

i also knew some people who were so ridden with chronic pain that they were heavily scripted with morphine or oxycontin. they said it helped with the pain but they were pretty much walking zombies with little reason to live. its really sad what pain can do to a person.


--------------------
notapillow said: "you are going about this endeavor all wrong. clear your mind of useless fear and concern. buy the ticket, take the ride, and all that.... "

ChrisWho said: "It's all about the journey, not the destination."


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleMr.GuessWork
Stranger
 User Gallery
Registered: 03/30/13
Posts: 4,563
Re: Kidney Stones Suck [Re: zappaisgod]
    #21747838 - 06/01/15 10:07 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Psychonautica said:
Quote:

zappaisgod said:
You people are not paying attention.  It isn't from the rock going out your dick.  Oft times it dissolves before then.  Your ureters are muscular ducts.  Think arteries vs veins.  You don't have a pulse because of your heart.  It is because your artery is muscularly pulsing in synch with your heart.  Arteries are muscles and so are ureters.  They are not just empty tubes that stuff flows through.  The pain of a kidney stone is not directly from the rock.  It is from the muscle spasm in your ureter that it causes..  Like I said, as far as I know I never passed my stone.  They had me pee in a strainer for a fdew days because they wanted to analyze it but I know why I got it.  I do not eat Rolaids like candy any more





Even if that's true, I still have an irrational fear of solid objects coming out of my penis.


I googled world's largest kidney stone, and I wish I didnt.






HOLY SHIT. That had to develop in a coma patient or something. There's no way that could develop in a anybody who was anywhere near conscious. There are supposed to be internal organs there. That fucking stone reminds the movie aliens, except it's more horrifying.

On another less scary note, if you're not peeing a light yellow color, then you're not hydrated enough. Allegedly dehydration is one of the bigger factors in having these things form. I'd keep some morphine around just in case that doesn't actually help though.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleSalomon
ಠ︵ಠ balance ಠ_ಠ weaver ಠ‿ಠ
Male
Registered: 01/17/09
Posts: 25,128
Loc: America, FUCK YEAH Flag
Re: Kidney Stones Suck [Re: Mr.GuessWork]
    #21747895 - 06/01/15 10:37 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

if i ever get a stone, ima attatch as many subs as physically possible to my abdominal and play subsonic BASS



--------------------
EVERYTHING EVENTUALLY BECOMES A DESERT



Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleMr.PhilCybin
Master Baiter
I'm a teapot

Registered: 06/13/11
Posts: 11,642
Loc: Gnarnia
Re: Kidney Stones Suck [Re: Salomon] * 1
    #21748238 - 06/01/15 12:25 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

:hug:  feel better girl


like all things in life, it'll pass.


pun totally 100% intended


--------------------
I'm stupid, Falcon91Wolvrn03 is smart.
I'm ugly, Falcon91Wolvrn03 is beautiful.
I'm a loser, Falcon91Wolvrn03 is a winner.
Someday, I hope to be like Falcon91Wolvrn03 but secretly know I never will.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleOsculateOfDemise
Female User Gallery


Registered: 06/24/05
Posts: 2,879
Re: Kidney Stones Suck [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
    #21748347 - 06/01/15 12:47 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Thanks guys. I passed it yesterday I believe because I feel a lot better today.

And I believe cranberry juice is good for bladder infections and urinary tract infections caused by bacteria. Kidney stones are much different as the problem starts in the kidneys and by the time it even enters the bladder most of the pain is gone. So it's no wonder that cranberry juice doesn't work because it's a completely different condition.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Invisiblepassifloracaerulea
 User Gallery


Registered: 11/13/10
Posts: 10,485
Re: Kidney Stones Suck [Re: Mr.GuessWork]
    #21748410 - 06/01/15 01:04 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Mr.GuessWork said:
Quote:

Psychonautica said:
Quote:

zappaisgod said:
You people are not paying attention.  It isn't from the rock going out your dick.  Oft times it dissolves before then.  Your ureters are muscular ducts.  Think arteries vs veins.  You don't have a pulse because of your heart.  It is because your artery is muscularly pulsing in synch with your heart.  Arteries are muscles and so are ureters.  They are not just empty tubes that stuff flows through.  The pain of a kidney stone is not directly from the rock.  It is from the muscle spasm in your ureter that it causes..  Like I said, as far as I know I never passed my stone.  They had me pee in a strainer for a fdew days because they wanted to analyze it but I know why I got it.  I do not eat Rolaids like candy any more





Even if that's true, I still have an irrational fear of solid objects coming out of my penis.


I googled world's largest kidney stone, and I wish I didnt.






HOLY SHIT. That had to develop in a coma patient or something. There's no way that could develop in a anybody who was anywhere near conscious. There are supposed to be internal organs there. That fucking stone reminds the movie aliens, except it's more horrifying.

On another less scary note, if you're not peeing a light yellow color, then you're not hydrated enough. Allegedly dehydration is one of the bigger factors in having these things form. I'd keep some morphine around just in case that doesn't actually help though.



Shit they should sell that at the gem shows! Some crazy mineral collector wants it.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlinetwighead
mͯó
I'm a teapot


Registered: 08/27/08
Posts: 29,560
Loc: Glenn Gould's Fuck Windmill Flag
Last seen: 6 hours, 36 minutes
Re: Kidney Stones Suck [Re: passifloracaerulea]
    #21749541 - 06/01/15 05:38 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

:rofl:

The contents must vary widely but it must almost be like organic calcite :awesome:


--------------------
¿Check out some art m8?



Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineMescalean
Burke is love, burke is life.


Registered: 01/18/12
Posts: 6,755
Last seen: 6 years, 10 months
Re: Kidney Stones Suck [Re: twighead]
    #21749592 - 06/01/15 05:50 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Only experience I can second to this is that feel when her thigh smashes down on your dick... and theres that breif moment of panic. just anything involving my dick freaks me out man


--------------------
FREE BURKE


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlinezappaisgod
horrid asshole


Registered: 02/11/04
Posts: 81,741
Loc: Fractallife's gym
Last seen: 7 years, 7 months
Re: Kidney Stones Suck [Re: Mescalean]
    #21749617 - 06/01/15 05:55 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Not even a remote approximation.  We are talking 9.9 pain here.  You have no fucking idea what it is.  If I was a screamer I would have been screaming.  The pain was awesome beyond measure.  And it doesn't involve your dick, as can be made quite clear by the fact that sugar tits also got one.


--------------------


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleOsculateOfDemise
Female User Gallery


Registered: 06/24/05
Posts: 2,879
Re: Kidney Stones Suck [Re: zappaisgod]
    #21749667 - 06/01/15 06:08 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

You are not the first to call me sugar tits :lol:

It was so much pain I couldn't even comprehend what to do with myself. I was just trying to keep from passing out and puking. I'm just glad I had someone there to drive me to the hospital.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlinezappaisgod
horrid asshole


Registered: 02/11/04
Posts: 81,741
Loc: Fractallife's gym
Last seen: 7 years, 7 months
Re: Kidney Stones Suck [Re: OsculateOfDemise]
    #21749822 - 06/01/15 06:46 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

OsculateOfDemise said:
You are not the first to call me sugar tits :lol:




I am quite sure of that
Quote:



It was so much pain I couldn't even comprehend what to do with myself. I was just trying to keep from passing out and puking. I'm just glad I had someone there to drive me to the hospital.




I got an ambulance and two blasts of morphine in it.  I thought I was dieing.


--------------------


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Jump to top Pages: < Back | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | Next >  [ show all ]

Shop: Kraken Kratom Red Vein Kratom   PhytoExtractum Buy Bali Kratom Powder


Similar ThreadsPosterViewsRepliesLast post
* Describe your first time getting stoned.
( 1 2 all )
HeavyToilet 5,489 34 04/06/04 08:58 PM
by Noviseer
* First time hash make- super stoned- reveiw of ice hash method- need advice on stoarage as well
( 1 2 all )
2Experimental 7,262 24 10/26/04 08:28 AM
by baraka
* Post deleted by Administrator Anonymous 1,567 12 12/01/02 05:47 PM
by Anonymous
* The official what band sucks the most thread....
( 1 2 3 4 all )
PawPaw 8,277 64 06/15/05 01:06 AM
by GNIOM1498
* Everybody must get stoned!!!! Merkin 1,625 7 05/14/04 05:24 PM
by silversoul7
* The Rolling Stones - "Cocksucker Blues" LearyfanS 1,710 5 12/01/09 11:56 PM
by Learyfan
* Jamaica kinda sucks how they Exploit Marley so much
( 1 2 3 4 all )
PsillyNilly 8,274 63 02/17/05 03:38 PM
by PsillyNilly
* Rolling Stone Pickard Article
( 1 2 3 4 all )
theocean06 49,792 78 03/03/13 08:54 AM
by Learyfan

Extra information
You cannot start new topics / You cannot reply to topics
HTML is disabled / BBCode is enabled
Moderator: Entire Staff
5,736 topic views. 3 members, 55 guests and 43 web crawlers are browsing this forum.
[ Show Images Only | Sort by Score | Print Topic ]
Search this thread:

Copyright 1997-2024 Mind Media. Some rights reserved.

Generated in 0.033 seconds spending 0.009 seconds on 15 queries.