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InvisiblePsychonautica
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Re: Kidney Stones Suck [Re: memes]
    #21745866 - 05/31/15 07:03 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Definitely not memes, my high school friend drinks multiple mountian dew soda's a day, like 5 or 6 a day sometimes (used to, anyways) and he also smokes weed, and dabs like a fucking mad man, I'm talking smokes a half gram a day of dabs, and he had a kidney stone while we were in high school...

Granted he was absolutely abusive to his body at that time, but still, the ridiculous amount of weed he smokes didn't help.


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Re: Kidney Stones Suck [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21745879 - 05/31/15 07:06 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

They are painful beyond human understanding


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OfflineMescalean
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Re: Kidney Stones Suck [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21745885 - 05/31/15 07:07 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

these freak me out and i pray i dont get them. anything going in or coming out of my dick hole like that scares the shit out of me, catheters scare the living shit out of me fuck that


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InvisiblePsychonautica
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Re: Kidney Stones Suck [Re: Mescalean]
    #21745893 - 05/31/15 07:10 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

1 in 10 people will develop kidney stones in their life time.

That's fucking terrifying isn't it?


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OfflineMescalean
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Re: Kidney Stones Suck [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21745903 - 05/31/15 07:12 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Psychonautica said:
1 in 10 people will develop kidney stones in their life time.

That's fucking terrifying isn't it?





thats fucked time to start drinking tons of water


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Invisiblememes
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Re: Kidney Stones Suck [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21745909 - 05/31/15 07:13 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Psychonautica said:
1 in 10 people will develop kidney stones in their life time.

That's fucking terrifying isn't it?





1 in 10 people got their GD50 request filled.


i hit that 10%
god, i hope i'm in the 90% group for this other, worse, thing though.


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InvisiblePsychonautica
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Re: Kidney Stones Suck [Re: Mescalean] * 2
    #21745912 - 05/31/15 07:14 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Are you also a white, american male?

Because your chances of developing kidney stones just increased if you are.

On the bright side, they'll give you some nice pain killers for kidney stones...


On the bad side, a sharp, jagged, rock of calcium is going to come out of your dick hole.

I've been terrified of kidney stones since I thought my mother was dying. We got two of them, if one of my kidneys ever fucking pulls that mutiny shit I'm selling it on the black market.


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Sheekle said:
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Re: Kidney Stones Suck [Re: memes]
    #21745929 - 05/31/15 07:19 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

meh i had one and didnt think it was all that bad. I mean I def had a smaller one but like the meds took the real sharp edge off the pain for sure. I've had headaches where im pretty sure more pain wasnt even possible and no amount of any medicine would even touch it that shit was redic.


Edited by CHeifM4sterDiezL (05/31/15 07:20 PM)


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OfflineMescalean
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Re: Kidney Stones Suck [Re: Psychonautica] * 1
    #21745932 - 05/31/15 07:20 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Psychonautica said:
On the bad side, a sharp, jagged, rock of calcium is going to come out of your dick hole.





You ever think about something really painful and you feel a weird almost pain sensation in that area. yeah


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Re: Kidney Stones Suck [Re: Mescalean]
    #21745934 - 05/31/15 07:21 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

yeh i actually kinda feel that thinking about kindney stones jus now lol


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InvisiblePsychonautica
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Re: Kidney Stones Suck [Re: CHeifM4sterDiezL] * 2
    #21745941 - 05/31/15 07:22 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Does medical science even know WHY kidney stones happen or do they just sort of happen?




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Sheekle said:
yeah, i said i was afraid of psychonautica


Edited by Psychonautica (05/31/15 07:23 PM)


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Re: Kidney Stones Suck [Re: CHeifM4sterDiezL]
    #21745947 - 05/31/15 07:23 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Thought I had kidney stones one time when I ate like 30 tums from adderall induced acid reflux. Shit was burning. Thought I also had appendicitis last week too but turns out I got paratyphoid B...


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Re: Kidney Stones Suck [Re: Psychonautica] * 1
    #21745949 - 05/31/15 07:24 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

You people are not paying attention.  It isn't from the rock going out your dick.  Oft times it dissolves before then.  Your ureters are muscular ducts.  Think arteries vs veins.  You don't have a pulse because of your heart.  It is because your artery is muscularly pulsing in synch with your heart.  Arteries are muscles and so are ureters.  They are not just empty tubes that stuff flows through.  The pain of a kidney stone is not directly from the rock.  It is from the muscle spasm in your ureter that it causes..  Like I said, as far as I know I never passed my stone.  They had me pee in a strainer for a fdew days because they wanted to analyze it but I know why I got it.  I do not eat Rolaids like candy any more


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Re: Kidney Stones Suck [Re: CHeifM4sterDiezL]
    #21745951 - 05/31/15 07:24 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

The first medicine they gave me in IV didn't work AT ALL so they had to give me morphine. I felt much better after that.
I only got 15 5mg  norcos to go home with which I guess is okay but I wish I would have got something stronger.


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Re: Kidney Stones Suck [Re: CHeifM4sterDiezL]
    #21745956 - 05/31/15 07:27 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

CHeifM4sterDiezL said:
meh i had one and didnt think it was all that bad. I mean I def had a smaller one but like the meds took the real sharp edge off the pain for sure. I've had headaches where im pretty sure more pain wasnt even possible and no amount of any medicine would even touch it that shit was redic.



I'm happy for you.  I can assure you that mine was two morphine shot vicious.  You got lucky somehow


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Re: Kidney Stones Suck [Re: OsculateOfDemise]
    #21745957 - 05/31/15 07:27 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

And zappa is right. "when the stone moves, the ureter goes into spasms around the stone." thats what it says on the nifty handout they gave me in the er.


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Re: Kidney Stones Suck [Re: OsculateOfDemise]
    #21745963 - 05/31/15 07:29 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

better give me a shit load of morphine if i ever get it. if it happens i deserve to go on a mini binge fuck dick hole stuff. I remember a girl i was with a in hs thought it would feel good or whatever to put pressure on it and like enter it or whatever with her tongue. no. no. no. no. no. never do that ladies never no. no.


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Re: Kidney Stones Suck [Re: OsculateOfDemise]
    #21745965 - 05/31/15 07:29 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Yeah there's ways to naturally dissolve them but it takes time. I could go into the ER with a gunshot wound and probably get aleve with my luck lol


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Re: Kidney Stones Suck [Re: zappaisgod] * 1
    #21745968 - 05/31/15 07:30 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

zappaisgod said:
You people are not paying attention.  It isn't from the rock going out your dick.  Oft times it dissolves before then.  Your ureters are muscular ducts.  Think arteries vs veins.  You don't have a pulse because of your heart.  It is because your artery is muscularly pulsing in synch with your heart.  Arteries are muscles and so are ureters.  They are not just empty tubes that stuff flows through.  The pain of a kidney stone is not directly from the rock.  It is from the muscle spasm in your ureter that it causes..  Like I said, as far as I know I never passed my stone.  They had me pee in a strainer for a fdew days because they wanted to analyze it but I know why I got it.  I do not eat Rolaids like candy any more





Even if that's true, I still have an irrational fear of solid objects coming out of my penis.


I googled world's largest kidney stone, and I wish I didnt.



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The chances of you even being born, Were forty million to one. There's two parts of the statistic And I want you to live through one
3/8/95 - 7/10/15 Rest In Paradise, Brother.
Sheekle said:
yeah, i said i was afraid of psychonautica


Edited by Psychonautica (05/31/15 07:32 PM)


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Re: Kidney Stones Suck [Re: OsculateOfDemise]
    #21745973 - 05/31/15 07:33 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I've never had them. But I was just reading that Chanca piedra and Cider vinegar helps dissolve them.


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