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Sneezing into your hand is nasty 1
#21743678 - 05/31/15 03:12 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I sneeze toward the ground near no one. Why on earth would someone sneeze into their hand? How does that sneeze feel all over your hand? And then you have to open doors by knobs. Yuck! Spreading germs. If U sneeze into hand, do U also clean door knobs afterward? If not, then I rest my case. U nasty, nasty, nasty!
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Sheekle
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i've been sneezing into my elbow for about a decade now
the other week some dude sneezed in his hand then expected me to shake his hand like 10 seconds later so i hugged him instead hahaha
that was you, weshroom, if you're reading this and you were that dude from counterpoint
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Your body is full of nasty places which are to be avoided if one is to maintain health and sanity.
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Re: Sneezing into your hand is nasty [Re: Asante]
#21743690 - 05/31/15 03:22 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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i do it for the sake of others....
rather than spread more into the air or do it directly at people...
just politeness i guess.
germs that come from me i already own on my person so it makes no difference but some people cant handle others germs (the thought of) on them no matter how benign.
i can always wash my hands
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you wash your hands every time you touch your dick to piss? heck no. That is nasty
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Re: Sneezing into your hand is nasty [Re: sprinkles]
#21743699 - 05/31/15 03:27 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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sneeze into ur elbows people its way better that way
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Re: Sneezing into your hand is nasty [Re: Sheekle]
#21743734 - 05/31/15 03:45 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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This is the most normal post I've ever seen from you. Keep up the good work op!
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Re: Sneezing into your hand is nasty [Re: Matt87] 1
#21743737 - 05/31/15 03:47 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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hahahah wtf dude r u sayin that to me fuk outa here with that shit
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Re: Sneezing into your hand is nasty [Re: sprinkles]
#21743738 - 05/31/15 03:49 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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um, i do the flip out to pee and it flip back in method. it is a trick all guys can do with underwear. so i dont contaminate my stuff after touching who knows what nor touch anyone after touching my stuff since I just easily don't bother touching my stuff just to use it.
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hahahahahaha u flip ur dick out what the hell does that mean
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im sure a lot of men touch their dicks. and your still touching your dirty underwear. Plus you have to lift a nasty toilet seat everyone and their brothers other mother sit, pee and poop on. and none of you wash your hands.
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Re: Sneezing into your hand is nasty [Re: sprinkles]
#21743789 - 05/31/15 04:25 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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i never lift up seats its not hard to pee in the bowl
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Re: Sneezing into your hand is nasty [Re: Sheekle]
#21743792 - 05/31/15 04:29 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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we all have had years of practice, your aim should be true!
never understood the dickheads who splash and piss everywhere!!
i embarrass them at my house by making them go clean there pissy mess up !!
if you aint got control sit the fuck down
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Re: Sneezing into your hand is nasty [Re: mustangbob3]
#21743815 - 05/31/15 04:44 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I just cut out the middle man and pee directly on females instead of the toilet seat.
Why do I need to wash my hands after touching my dick? If anything I probably need to wash my dick after getting my gross hands all over it.
I'm sure my hands are a hundred times grosser than my penis.
Also I don't fucks with my toilet seat either. It stays down I just don't piss on it. If I'm too fucked up to aim in the toilet I'm probably fucked up enough to piss in a sink, someone's shoes, outside, my own pants, etc etc.
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Re: Sneezing into your hand is nasty [Re: Psychonautica]
#21743819 - 05/31/15 04:45 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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ive never peed in the sink or shower before ever hopefully never will
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Re: Sneezing into your hand is nasty [Re: Sheekle]
#21743821 - 05/31/15 04:46 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
Sheekle said: i never lift up seats its not hard to pee in the bowl
When your penis is fully grown it becomes harder to control
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Re: Sneezing into your hand is nasty [Re: Sheekle]
#21743822 - 05/31/15 04:46 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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You can wash a hand, easily, not so thee ol elbow.
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Re: Sneezing into your hand is nasty [Re: SoupSandwich] 1
#21743823 - 05/31/15 04:47 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I like to lift up the nearest breast and sneeze under there.
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Re: Sneezing into your hand is nasty [Re: Sheekle]
#21743824 - 05/31/15 04:47 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I've totally pissed in laundry tubs before. If I'm at a party and the bathrooms occupied and I'm really fucked up, I'll pee in a sink.
I've never pissed in my own sink though.
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Re: Sneezing into your hand is nasty [Re: Asante] 1
#21743827 - 05/31/15 04:49 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
Asante said:
Quote:
Sheekle said: i never lift up seats its not hard to pee in the bowl
When your penis is fully grown it becomes harder to control 
looL
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Re: Sneezing into your hand is nasty [Re: Sheekle]
#21743900 - 05/31/15 05:41 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Elbow sneezing is where its at. You dont need to wash your elbow after a sneeze cause you aren't picking shit up with your elbow. You all need to quit being a bunch of germiphobes. Dick germs are good for the immune system. I hate when i go to piss and it comes out as two streams, and i dont know which one to aim into the toilet. So it just goes all over both sides of the seat.
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Re: Sneezing into your hand is nasty [Re: stratocast]
#21744073 - 05/31/15 07:41 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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My dick sneezes into my elbow sometimes.
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I close my eyes when i sneeze so i don't have to worry about these logistics.
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Re: Sneezing into your hand is nasty [Re: Magenta]
#21744264 - 05/31/15 09:45 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I can't believe no one has said they kick the toilet seat up with their foot.
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