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Re: Sneezing into your hand is nasty [Re: Sheekle]
    #21743900 - 05/31/15 05:41 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Elbow sneezing is where its at. You dont need to wash your elbow after a sneeze cause you aren't picking shit up with your elbow. You all need to quit being a bunch of germiphobes. Dick germs are good for the immune system. I hate when i go to piss and it comes out as two streams, and i dont know which one to aim into the toilet. So it just goes all over both sides of the seat.


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Re: Sneezing into your hand is nasty [Re: stratocast]
    #21744073 - 05/31/15 07:41 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

My dick sneezes into my elbow sometimes.


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Re: Sneezing into your hand is nasty [Re: Lived_1978-2043]
    #21744096 - 05/31/15 07:59 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I close my eyes when i sneeze so i don't have to worry about these logistics.


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Re: Sneezing into your hand is nasty [Re: Magenta]
    #21744264 - 05/31/15 09:45 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I can't believe no one has said they kick the toilet seat up with their foot.


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