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Psychonautica
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Weirdest/Best Amazon Advertisements you've gotten? 1
#21743646 - 05/31/15 02:46 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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So the little amazon bar above thread's always gives me some amusing things to buy.
Tonights was this : 
I decided to make a thread where we can post all of the amazon related hilarity.
I've had it try to sell me tacos before, but this one says "Delicious bacon" and not just bacon.
-------------------- The chances of you even being born, Were forty million to one. There's two parts of the statistic And I want you to live through one 3/8/95 - 7/10/15 Rest In Paradise, Brother. Sheekle said: yeah, i said i was afraid of psychonautica

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Trichome_Delta9


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Re: Weirdest/Best Amazon Advertisements you've gotten? [Re: Psychonautica]
#21743689 - 05/31/15 03:21 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Haha it says the same on mine
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Burke Dennings
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Re: Weirdest/Best Amazon Advertisements you've gotten? [Re: Trichome_Delta9]
#21743700 - 05/31/15 03:28 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Of course it does, it was mentioned in this thread. If enough posts are made about buttsecks or fresh lard, those will come up too.
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Sheekle
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Re: Weirdest/Best Amazon Advertisements you've gotten? [Re: Burke Dennings]
#21743703 - 05/31/15 03:31 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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oh look burkes prolly tryin to act so cool
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Re: Weirdest/Best Amazon Advertisements you've gotten? [Re: Burke Dennings]
#21743704 - 05/31/15 03:32 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Haha That explains this,
Amazon Shop for: Delicious Bacon, Fresh Lard, Tacos
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Re: Weirdest/Best Amazon Advertisements you've gotten? [Re: Trichome_Delta9]
#21743706 - 05/31/15 03:32 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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giant black dildo is another shop for thing
-------------------- "Ur cat died because he hated u" - Koods "I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago "you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard "The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist "Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft "or maybe i just come from a blood line of superior intelligence" - trees R.I.P Kelsy, ?/?/?? - 6/11/16
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Burke Dennings
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Re: Weirdest/Best Amazon Advertisements you've gotten? [Re: Sheekle]
#21743707 - 05/31/15 03:34 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Sheekle
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Re: Weirdest/Best Amazon Advertisements you've gotten? [Re: Burke Dennings]
#21743710 - 05/31/15 03:34 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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thats not even hardcore
-------------------- "Ur cat died because he hated u" - Koods "I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago "you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard "The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist "Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft "or maybe i just come from a blood line of superior intelligence" - trees R.I.P Kelsy, ?/?/?? - 6/11/16
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Re: Weirdest/Best Amazon Advertisements you've gotten? [Re: Sheekle]
#21743714 - 05/31/15 03:36 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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what else can it say shop for that's funny?
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Sheekle
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Re: Weirdest/Best Amazon Advertisements you've gotten? [Re: Trichome_Delta9]
#21743721 - 05/31/15 03:40 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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everything thats up there is pretty much the best there is
giant black dildo is my favorite
my mom LOVES those
-------------------- "Ur cat died because he hated u" - Koods "I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago "you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard "The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist "Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft "or maybe i just come from a blood line of superior intelligence" - trees R.I.P Kelsy, ?/?/?? - 6/11/16
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Re: Weirdest/Best Amazon Advertisements you've gotten? [Re: Sheekle]
#21743724 - 05/31/15 03:41 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Seriously though, who buys food off amazon?
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Re: Weirdest/Best Amazon Advertisements you've gotten? [Re: Psychonautica]
#21743733 - 05/31/15 03:44 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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my mom buys the dildos, ur mom buys the lard, burkes mom buys the tacos, trich's mom buys the bacon,
-------------------- "Ur cat died because he hated u" - Koods "I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago "you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard "The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist "Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft "or maybe i just come from a blood line of superior intelligence" - trees R.I.P Kelsy, ?/?/?? - 6/11/16
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Re: Weirdest/Best Amazon Advertisements you've gotten? [Re: Sheekle]
#21743747 - 05/31/15 03:54 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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My mom wraps her giant black dildo in bacon.. mmmmmm moms bacon. reminds me of my child hood.
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Psychonautica
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Re: Weirdest/Best Amazon Advertisements you've gotten? [Re: Sheekle]
#21743748 - 05/31/15 03:55 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Can we get hemorrhoid cream to pop up on there? Is it only certain words that trigger it, or if I just say hemorrhoid cream 47 times will it pop up? Hemorrhoid cream and tacos belong together.
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Re: Weirdest/Best Amazon Advertisements you've gotten? [Re: Psychonautica]
#21743749 - 05/31/15 03:58 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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no matter what the keyword is if u say it once itll pop up
i think there actually might be some trigger word for that thing tho like a specific brand idk but i could be wrong
-------------------- "Ur cat died because he hated u" - Koods "I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago "you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard "The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist "Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft "or maybe i just come from a blood line of superior intelligence" - trees R.I.P Kelsy, ?/?/?? - 6/11/16
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Re: Weirdest/Best Amazon Advertisements you've gotten? [Re: Sheekle]
#21743753 - 05/31/15 04:00 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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So preparation H might work? That's so fucking weird how this works.
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Re: Weirdest/Best Amazon Advertisements you've gotten? [Re: Psychonautica]
#21743754 - 05/31/15 04:01 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Didn't work, or the Amazon bar is full. I know agar pops up, so let's try that and see if the bar has room still.
-------------------- The chances of you even being born, Were forty million to one. There's two parts of the statistic And I want you to live through one 3/8/95 - 7/10/15 Rest In Paradise, Brother. Sheekle said: yeah, i said i was afraid of psychonautica

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Re: Weirdest/Best Amazon Advertisements you've gotten? [Re: Psychonautica]
#21743758 - 05/31/15 04:05 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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lol
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Re: Weirdest/Best Amazon Advertisements you've gotten? [Re: mustangbob3]
#21743797 - 05/31/15 04:34 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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nappies. shit.
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Re: Weirdest/Best Amazon Advertisements you've gotten? [Re: Psychonautica]
#21743832 - 05/31/15 04:52 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
Psychonautica said: So preparation H might work? That's so fucking weird how this works.
no, I think if someone says butthurt you'll get preparation H but there is a limit to how many can be up there
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