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InvisiblePsychonautica
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Weirdest/Best Amazon Advertisements you've gotten? * 1
    #21743646 - 05/31/15 02:46 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

So the little amazon bar above thread's always gives me some amusing things to buy.

Tonights was this :

I decided to make a thread where we can post all of the amazon related hilarity.

I've had it try to sell me tacos before, but this one says "Delicious bacon" and not just bacon.

:canthelpbutlaugh:


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Re: Weirdest/Best Amazon Advertisements you've gotten? [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21743689 - 05/31/15 03:21 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Haha it says the same on mine


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Re: Weirdest/Best Amazon Advertisements you've gotten? [Re: Trichome_Delta9]
    #21743700 - 05/31/15 03:28 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Of course it does, it was mentioned in this thread.  If enough posts are made about buttsecks or fresh lard, those will come up too.


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Re: Weirdest/Best Amazon Advertisements you've gotten? [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #21743703 - 05/31/15 03:31 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

oh look burkes prolly tryin to act so cool


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Re: Weirdest/Best Amazon Advertisements you've gotten? [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #21743704 - 05/31/15 03:32 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Haha That explains this, 


Amazon Shop for: Delicious Bacon, Fresh Lard, Tacos


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Re: Weirdest/Best Amazon Advertisements you've gotten? [Re: Trichome_Delta9]
    #21743706 - 05/31/15 03:32 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

giant black dildo is  another shop for thing


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"Ur cat died because he hated u" - Koods
"I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago
"you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard
"The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist
"Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft
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Re: Weirdest/Best Amazon Advertisements you've gotten? [Re: Sheekle]
    #21743707 - 05/31/15 03:34 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

:bitchslap:


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Re: Weirdest/Best Amazon Advertisements you've gotten? [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #21743710 - 05/31/15 03:34 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

thats not even hardcore


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"Ur cat died because he hated u" - Koods
"I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago
"you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard
"The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist
"Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft
"or maybe i just come from a blood line of superior intelligence" - trees

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Re: Weirdest/Best Amazon Advertisements you've gotten? [Re: Sheekle]
    #21743714 - 05/31/15 03:36 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

what else can it say shop for that's funny?


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Re: Weirdest/Best Amazon Advertisements you've gotten? [Re: Trichome_Delta9]
    #21743721 - 05/31/15 03:40 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

everything thats up there is pretty much the best there is

giant black dildo is my favorite

my mom LOVES those


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"Ur cat died because he hated u" - Koods
"I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago
"you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard
"The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist
"Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft
"or maybe i just come from a blood line of superior intelligence" - trees

R.I.P Kelsy, ?/?/?? - 6/11/16


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Re: Weirdest/Best Amazon Advertisements you've gotten? [Re: Sheekle]
    #21743724 - 05/31/15 03:41 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Seriously though, who buys food off amazon?


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Re: Weirdest/Best Amazon Advertisements you've gotten? [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21743733 - 05/31/15 03:44 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

my mom buys the dildos, ur mom buys the lard, burkes mom buys the tacos, trich's mom buys the bacon,


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"Ur cat died because he hated u" - Koods
"I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago
"you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard
"The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist
"Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft
"or maybe i just come from a blood line of superior intelligence" - trees

R.I.P Kelsy, ?/?/?? - 6/11/16


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Re: Weirdest/Best Amazon Advertisements you've gotten? [Re: Sheekle]
    #21743747 - 05/31/15 03:54 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

My mom wraps her giant black dildo in bacon.. mmmmmm moms bacon. reminds me of my child hood.


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Re: Weirdest/Best Amazon Advertisements you've gotten? [Re: Sheekle]
    #21743748 - 05/31/15 03:55 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Can we get hemorrhoid cream to pop up on there? Is it only certain words that trigger it, or if I just say hemorrhoid cream 47 times will it pop up? Hemorrhoid cream and tacos belong together.


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Re: Weirdest/Best Amazon Advertisements you've gotten? [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21743749 - 05/31/15 03:58 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

no matter what the keyword is if u say it once itll pop up

i think there actually might be some trigger word for that thing tho like a specific brand idk but i could be wrong


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"Ur cat died because he hated u" - Koods
"I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago
"you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard
"The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist
"Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft
"or maybe i just come from a blood line of superior intelligence" - trees

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Re: Weirdest/Best Amazon Advertisements you've gotten? [Re: Sheekle]
    #21743753 - 05/31/15 04:00 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

So preparation H might work? That's so fucking weird how this works.


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Re: Weirdest/Best Amazon Advertisements you've gotten? [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21743754 - 05/31/15 04:01 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Didn't work, or the Amazon bar is full. I know agar pops up, so let's try that and see if the bar has room still.


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Re: Weirdest/Best Amazon Advertisements you've gotten? [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21743758 - 05/31/15 04:05 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

lol


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Re: Weirdest/Best Amazon Advertisements you've gotten? [Re: mustangbob3]
    #21743797 - 05/31/15 04:34 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

nappies. shit.


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Re: Weirdest/Best Amazon Advertisements you've gotten? [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21743832 - 05/31/15 04:52 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Psychonautica said:
So preparation H might work? That's so fucking weird how this works.




no, I think if someone says butthurt you'll get preparation H
but there is a limit to how many can be up there


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