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InvisibleShiithead
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What song would be worth having the cops show up for a noise complaint??? * 2
    #21743548 - 05/31/15 01:45 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)



Lol I am just waiting for them to knock on the door.....


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For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.
Psalm 12:6
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Hebrews 11:3
Through faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the word of God, so that things which are seen were not made of things which do appear.
Revelation 3:11
Behold, I come quickly: hold that fast which thou hast, that no man take thy crown.


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Re: What song would be worth having the cops show up for a noise complaint??? [Re: Shiithead] * 1
    #21743554 - 05/31/15 01:48 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)



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Re: What song would be worth having the cops show up for a noise complaint??? [Re: Shroom Kitty]
    #21743557 - 05/31/15 01:51 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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LMFAO!


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Ephesians 6:12
For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.
Psalm 12:6
The words of the Lord are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times.
Hebrews 11:3
Through faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the word of God, so that things which are seen were not made of things which do appear.
Revelation 3:11
Behold, I come quickly: hold that fast which thou hast, that no man take thy crown.


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Re: What song would be worth having the cops show up for a noise complaint??? [Re: Shiithead]
    #21743560 - 05/31/15 01:52 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)



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Ephesians 6:12
For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.
Psalm 12:6
The words of the Lord are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times.
Hebrews 11:3
Through faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the word of God, so that things which are seen were not made of things which do appear.
Revelation 3:11
Behold, I come quickly: hold that fast which thou hast, that no man take thy crown.


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Re: What song would be worth having the cops show up for a noise complaint??? [Re: Shiithead]
    #21743567 - 05/31/15 01:55 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

dude I love key and peele


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Re: What song would be worth having the cops show up for a noise complaint??? [Re: Shroom Kitty]
    #21743571 - 05/31/15 01:56 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

5.1 sound would get me busted quick


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Re: What song would be worth having the cops show up for a noise complaint??? [Re: Konyap]
    #21743576 - 05/31/15 02:00 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)



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Re: What song would be worth having the cops show up for a noise complaint??? [Re: Konyap]
    #21743579 - 05/31/15 02:01 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)



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Re: What song would be worth having the cops show up for a noise complaint??? [Re: Shroom Kitty]
    #21743587 - 05/31/15 02:06 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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YES. DEFINITELY YES.

I would choose this song but change the lyrics around and sing something like this to the cops:

"See, I met this cop from Philadelphia,
Was gunna arrest me, then said "I wanna pee on ya,"
Dirty motherfucker with a Navy tattoo,
He stuck it in my pussy and made me squeal "Oooooo!"
Had pork for breakfast, pork for lunch,
Had all-you-can-eat cock action for brunch,
I ate out his donut, I slurped his bacon,
He went down and ate my sushi, it got me shaking!"


My hope is that by flirting with them and serenading them with something enticing, they will let me off with a warning, or let me work off my crimes sexually :lol:



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Re: What song would be worth having the cops show up for a noise complaint??? [Re: Shiithead]
    #21743601 - 05/31/15 02:17 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I've had actually had the police walk into my domicile as a minor when blastin this song...



One of them actually listened in when rule number #9 was being spit. It was awesome...


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Ephesians 6:12
For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.
Psalm 12:6
The words of the Lord are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times.
Hebrews 11:3
Through faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the word of God, so that things which are seen were not made of things which do appear.
Revelation 3:11
Behold, I come quickly: hold that fast which thou hast, that no man take thy crown.


Edited by Shiithead (05/31/15 02:40 AM)


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Re: What song would be worth having the cops show up for a noise complaint??? [Re: Shiithead] * 1
    #21743632 - 05/31/15 02:38 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Play it loud :gameover:





:rockon::rockon::rockon::rockon::rockon:


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Re: What song would be worth having the cops show up for a noise complaint??? [Re: Shiithead]
    #21743839 - 05/31/15 04:56 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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What song would be worth having the cops show up for a noise complaint???




I've played drums for about fourteen years, when I was eighteen me and my family moved to a new neighborhood and I temporarily had my drumkit setup in the garage. It was Summer out and hot as mothefuck so I cracked the garage which I was facing away from. As usual, I toked and got ripped before playing. Luckily I chose to do this outback, otherwise the smell may have lingered in the garage for what was to happen.
I put my Ipod on shuffle and practiced the songs as they came, sense I prettymuch know/can play any of the songs on there by hearing them. I was playing Thy Art Is Murder's "Whore To A Chainsaw" and I just so happened to look behind me and see boots standing at the garage where it was cracked. I was wondering who the hell it was and figured it was a friend or someone complaining about the noise. See, I figured it'd be a neighbor just coming to politely ask me to keep it down - Which would be the normal way of doing things but you know how humanity tends to be in modern day.
I open the garage to be greeted by a county sheriff, how lovely!
He was chill, and complimented me on my skills. But regardless, this is a situation that shouldn't have occurred.

I shouldn't leave out that it was about 2:30pm in the afternoon, by the way.
:hst:


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Re: What song would be worth having the cops show up for a noise complaint??? [Re: partyinthestars]
    #21743883 - 05/31/15 05:30 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

The most epic song I know is this one. Whenever I play it I play it LOUD.  You play it loud too and see what it does for you, you may have to listen to it several times to "get it".

This is SOOOO ecstatic. This had me raging as a psychotic teen.




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Re: What song would be worth having the cops show up for a noise complaint??? [Re: Asante]
    #21743932 - 05/31/15 06:06 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)



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Re: What song would be worth having the cops show up for a noise complaint??? [Re: Crystal G]
    #21744332 - 05/31/15 10:21 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)



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