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InvisibleMalcolm_Xtasy
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Re: Any dudes here worried about going bald? [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21738296 - 05/29/15 07:38 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

But see, I'm light skinned. Dark skinned dudes always got the bald look on lock.


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Re: Any dudes here worried about going bald? [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21738304 - 05/29/15 07:39 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Psychonautica said:
You're black.

You automatically look fine bald what the fuck. You have nothing to worry about.

But nah. I never cared what I looked like and still don't. I don't eat healthy or work out, and I cut my own hair. I stay lookin bummy.



I wouldn't go that far. I was locked up with a black dude who didn't want to get his head shaved. Eventually it became mandatory and we found out why.. Dude's scalp literally looked like brains, crazy ass wrinkles. You can kinda see what I'm talking about if you Google wrinkled scalp but his was 2-3x worse and more fine.


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I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


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Re: Any dudes here worried about going bald? [Re: Shroomslip]
    #21738327 - 05/29/15 07:43 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)



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Re: Any dudes here worried about going bald? [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #21738328 - 05/29/15 07:43 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Is brobama bald? He's pretty light skinned.

That's true I've seen some fucked up wrinkle foreskin heads before.


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yeah, i said i was afraid of psychonautica


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Re: Any dudes here worried about going bald? [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy] * 1
    #21738331 - 05/29/15 07:44 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Oh I bet you think you're clever getting everyone to look at a picture of your ballsack dontcha.

That is a picture of someone's balls.. Right?


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yeah, i said i was afraid of psychonautica


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Re: Any dudes here worried about going bald? [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21738338 - 05/29/15 07:46 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Psychonautica said:
Oh I bet you think you're clever getting everyone to look at a picture of your ballsack dontcha.

That is a picture of someone's balls.. Right?




LOL


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Re: Any dudes here worried about going bald? [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21738342 - 05/29/15 07:47 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

it's like there's no skull, it's just brains then skin


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Re: Any dudes here worried about going bald? [Re: Hobozen]
    #21738343 - 05/29/15 07:47 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

blankk said:
it's like there's no skull, it's just brains then skin




See my comment about balls


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yeah, i said i was afraid of psychonautica


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Re: Any dudes here worried about going bald? [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #21738351 - 05/29/15 07:48 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Looks like a black Krang from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.


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Re: Any dudes here worried about going bald? [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy] * 1
    #21738353 - 05/29/15 07:49 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Malcolm_Xtasy said:
But see, I'm light skinned. Dark skinned dudes always got the bald look on lock.



Damon Wayans is fairly light skinned and he carries the cue-ball look pretty well. When a white guy has a shiny shaved head it makes people think "Neo-Nazi."


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Re: Any dudes here worried about going bald? [Re: stratocast]
    #21738355 - 05/29/15 07:49 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

lol krang


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Re: Any dudes here worried about going bald? [Re: Hobozen]
    #21738366 - 05/29/15 07:54 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Malcom, you need to rock the James Brown look and straighten your hair.

You actually have similar facial structure to James Brown.


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The chances of you even being born, Were forty million to one. There's two parts of the statistic And I want you to live through one
3/8/95 - 7/10/15 Rest In Paradise, Brother.
Sheekle said:
yeah, i said i was afraid of psychonautica


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Re: Any dudes here worried about going bald? [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21738370 - 05/29/15 07:55 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Read as: I'm a suburban white kid from Minnesota, all black people look the same to me. Also you're the first I've seen.


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The chances of you even being born, Were forty million to one. There's two parts of the statistic And I want you to live through one
3/8/95 - 7/10/15 Rest In Paradise, Brother.
Sheekle said:
yeah, i said i was afraid of psychonautica


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InvisibleMalcolm_Xtasy
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Re: Any dudes here worried about going bald? [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21738387 - 05/29/15 08:00 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Most people say I look like this guy




Or this guy











But the thing is, they look nothing alike. So which one is it?


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Re: Any dudes here worried about going bald? [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #21738393 - 05/29/15 08:02 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Is Malcom shroomery's token black guy?

Nah the only thing you have in common with those two is the skin color.


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Sheekle said:
yeah, i said i was afraid of psychonautica


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Re: Any dudes here worried about going bald? [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21738402 - 05/29/15 08:04 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I guess :shrug:

I think its me B0b0, cojo, and theRAPeutic

But yeah I feel the exact same way


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Re: Any dudes here worried about going bald? [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #21738423 - 05/29/15 08:12 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

That's BS how theRAPeutic gets such a hard time, it's like being black on the Shroomery is such an extraordinary claim that it must be backed up with pics.


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Re: Any dudes here worried about going bald? [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy] * 1
    #21738426 - 05/29/15 08:12 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Malcolm_Xtasy said:
But see, I'm light skinned. Dark skinned dudes always got the bald look on lock.





this is very true.


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Re: Any dudes here worried about going bald? [Re: psi]
    #21738437 - 05/29/15 08:15 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

psi said:
That's BS how theRAPeutic gets such a hard time, it's like being black on the Shroomery is such an extraordinary claim that it must be backed up with pics.




LOL. I mean i've posted my fair share of pics in pics of pubbers. I think the shroomery just has the wrong idea when it comes to black folks. I don't wear du rags or sag my pants. I don't argue with cops or get in trouble with the law. I'm just some black kid from the burbs that likes psychedelics.


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I'm ugly, Enlil is beautiful.
I'm a loser, Enlil is a winner.
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Re: Any dudes here worried about going bald? [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #21738447 - 05/29/15 08:17 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

But do you have a printer?


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Sheekle said:
yeah, i said i was afraid of psychonautica


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