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Post A Joke Thread
    #21738023 - 05/29/15 06:43 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I haven't seen this thread on here since i have been here i thought i would try to start one up. just post a funny joke you made up or one you have heard or even one from a favorite comic.

I don't like when minorities tell me that I can't understand racism because I'm white. I go: "No, you can't understand racism 'cause you're not white; I hear the shit they say about you when you leave the room! They don't hold back on my account." Doug stanhope


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Re: Post A Joke Thread [Re: Trichome_Delta9]
    #21738138 - 05/29/15 07:07 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

>>Whats the difference between a dead baby and a grilled cheese sandwich?

I dont fuck a grilled cheese before i eat it.


>>A priest, a rapist, and a pedophile walk into a bar - he sits down

>>How do you fit 3 gay guys on a barstool?

You turn it upside down

>>A guy is going to meet his friend at a bar. On the way there, he finds a girl tied to a railroad track. After untying her, they fuck.

When he gets to the bar, hos friend asks him why hes late. The guy explains about the chick amd all the positions they fucked in.

The friend asks "did you get any head?" And the guy responds "couldnt find it"


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Edited by JvF (05/29/15 07:15 PM)


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Re: Post A Joke Thread [Re: JvF]
    #21738236 - 05/29/15 07:25 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

What’s the best part of sex with a transvestite? Reaching around and pretending it went all the way through.

What’s the difference between Hitler and Michael Phelps? Phelps can finish a race.

What’s the difference between an onion and a hooker? I don’t cry when I’m cutting up the hooker.

What do Jewish pedophiles say? “Hey kid, want to buy some candy?”

I would tell a Casey Anthony joke, but my mom would kill me

God gave women yeast infections so that they would know what it was like living with an irritating cunt for once.

A baby seal walked into a club…

Pedophiles are fucking immature assholes.

What’s the difference between a priest and acne?  Acne waits until puberty to come on a kid’s face.




enjoy!!! the more offensive the better!!


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