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ShroomPuncher
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Your experience with THC testing?
#21735837 - 05/29/15 07:18 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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So I took a TINY hit out of a pretty small bowl yesterday. It was the second hit on the bowl (if that makes any difference), and I haven't smoked in about 5 months. I'm a Vegan, somewhat active, 6'3" 160lbs, drink plenty of water (and beer!), have a pretty high metabolism, and I'll probably be working out a lot in the next few days. I might also hit a sauna. Let's say I hypothetically had a drug test in the next week or so, based on your personal experiences, would you say I'd be good?
I've taken a 5-panel test about 2 days after smoking an even higher, stronger amount a few years back when i wasn't active at all and dieted horribly. Still passed. Save the abstinence lectures, please. Just asking for advice based on your or friends' personal experiences. I know it's a broad question and not always answerable but at least give it a shot!
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Re: Your experience with THC testing? [Re: ShroomPuncher]
#21735841 - 05/29/15 07:20 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Three weeks / one toke.
That's personal bias though
Edited by Beanhead (05/29/15 07:20 AM)
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Re: Your experience with THC testing? [Re: Beanhead]
#21735847 - 05/29/15 07:23 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Beanhead said: Three weeks / one toke.
That's personal bias though 
Three weeks is how long it took you to be clean? I'll probably end up buying a little home test, if not too expensive just to be hypothetically sure. Also gonna load up on cranberry juice!
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Re: Your experience with THC testing? [Re: ShroomPuncher]
#21735857 - 05/29/15 07:28 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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SurGel mixes seem to work, in my experience.
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Re: Your experience with THC testing? [Re: Oggy]
#21736206 - 05/29/15 10:14 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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i always gave myself the 3 weeks buffer as well.
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I went from smoking every single day and even ate a firecracker made with an entire 8th of weed on the last day before quitting for 20 days and passed a piss test. Now I just cheat and use clean urine or synthetic urine to pass.
With only smoking one hit, you'll definitely be fine
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Re: Your experience with THC testing? [Re: searching]
#21736799 - 05/29/15 01:03 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I've been "clean" in less than 24 hours. I think you'll be fine.
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Re: Your experience with THC testing? [Re: Lizard Eyes]
#21736917 - 05/29/15 01:46 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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If it's not an observed test then use someone else clean piss, or synthetic urine. If it's an observed test for probation your in trouble. I'd say 3 weeks minimum to feel comfortable. Maybe 2 weeks you'll be OK but I wouldn't bet on it. THC lasts forever.
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Re: Your experience with THC testing? [Re: ShroomPuncher]
#21737309 - 05/29/15 03:23 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I've seen people that really need to pass a drug test take a shit ton of niacin. I've never been drug tested but ive seen people get clean in 1 or 2 days through various methods and also I know people that tested positive after a month
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I used to take a hit then pee 2 weeks later. My friend would stop like a few days ahead and eat a bunch of niacin. It was sooo dumb. He would turn bright red and get really itchy. I would rather not smoke than to go through what he did.
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Re: Your experience with THC testing? [Re: Lophosaurus]
#21737774 - 05/29/15 05:35 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Yeah my best friend said he LEAKED puss from every hole in his body including ears and nose from the niacin. That sounds like hell to me
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I recently ordered some capsules i heard they calm down psychotic disorders, it's in reese's puffs...
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Re: Your experience with THC testing? [Re: ShroomPuncher]
#21739607 - 05/30/15 02:17 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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IME 5-7 days for one toke and I'll be clean. That is with being active too.
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Re: Your experience with THC testing? [Re: ShroomPuncher]
#21739674 - 05/30/15 03:02 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I was a constant smoker and was clean in 14 days taking a GC/MS test. Basically the most accurate thing you can use.
Since THC binds to lipids it won't excrete really quickly like say a water soluble amphetamine. Inhaling THC means it's absorbing through the lungs, then eventually into your blood. Then it is being filtered through the kidneys. So basically your kidney function somewhat determines how likely you are to have metabolites of THC in your system still. Your body has to convert THC into THC-COOH for you to basically piss it out. Barely any THC is excreted through sweating. Though it does happen.
You basically have 10 day period where you could test positive if given a urine test. I know some people who tested dirty even after 2 months of stopping. I was a frequent user and passed in 14 days with a lab piss test.. I recently quit after smoking for 7 years almost daily and passed a dip test around 20 days.. I really just wanted to see.
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For a person of average weight allow 1-3 days for a single use (bowl or 2 with friends some night, NOT an all-night smokathon) -- For “regular” use, including daily use, 5-10 days -- For Chronic use, meaning multiple times per day, every day, 15-20 days.
For heavier, less-active people those numbers rise quite rapidly, up to 1-2 months for a chronic user. Smaller people will also burn it off faster.
If you get a hair test, those are much more revealing but I doubt that will happen because it's like forensic work verse running urine through a machine.
You could also simply use the dilution method if you have a pre-determined notion you will be getting tested. Most labs follow this guideline, color test (if it's clear you fail because dilution), creatine test, and then the final analytical run through to see if you are above the threshold of usually 50ng/ml...
What you do is the night before testing. Consume an enormous amount of creatine and take an double dose of daily vitamins (I'd just do emergency energy).You can get the creatine obviously by eating a shit ton of red meats or just taking a creatine supplement or red meats. I'd go with the supplements since your vegan. Then the day of your test consume 5-8 glasses of water until you piss clear. Make sure your piss is clear. I'm talking your basically just pissing water out.
Then take 3 extra strength tylenols (acetaminophen) and 1 days worth of multivitamins. Drink about 2 more glasses of water (16oz) and and hold your piss till you test. You can get away with pissing a little bit out if you can't hold it but make sure to not let your body be able to recirculate by pissing everything you just did out.
The creatine levels will be high because of your over consumption of it previously, your piss will be yellow because of the (acetaminophen) ...that's why they say it's bad for your liver.. and you will be basically pissing out fake diluted urine with almost no THC or THC-COOH or other metabolites.
If you were to just drink water you would fail for dilution right away.
Edited by Gorlax (05/30/15 07:29 PM)
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Re: Your experience with THC testing? [Re: Gorlax]
#21740000 - 05/30/15 07:25 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Creatine does not equal creatinine. Creatinine is what is tested for, not creatine. Also, acetaminophen does not make urine more yellow and suggesting higher doses than what is recommended on the bottle is not a great idea. Acetaminophen is actually a pretty toxic over the counter medication when too much is used.
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Re: Your experience with THC testing? [Re: ShroomPuncher]
#21740052 - 05/30/15 07:54 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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From one hit it should be out in 2 days maybe 3 tops
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Re: Your experience with THC testing? [Re: Connoisseur]
#21740109 - 05/30/15 08:17 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Connoisseur said: From one hit it should be out in 2 days maybe 3 tops
You can't say that for sure man. Like I said, I had one toke of a joint and I still pissed positive at 4 days. It was a shitty joint too and I was hardly stoned. It really depends on the person, and the lifestyle.
OP first thing you should do is stop drinking alcohol until your test. Drinking alcohol won't help your body expel metabolites any quicker that's for sure.
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Re: Your experience with THC testing? [Re: Artnotwar]
#21740120 - 05/30/15 08:21 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Im responding to the title of the thread, Ive never had it go over 3 days
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Re: Your experience with THC testing? [Re: Connoisseur]
#21740188 - 05/30/15 08:49 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Understood. If that was the case probably re-wording it to make it clear that you were talking about your experience, and not just in general would have been a better choice. Surely you can see how your post could be taken like you were saying that he would be alright in 2-3 days tops.
I don't mean to be an ass, man. I just wanted to make it clear that though that may be your experience, it may not be the same for him.
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Re: Your experience with THC testing? [Re: Artnotwar]
#21740239 - 05/30/15 09:06 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I dont need to its a direct response to the thread title
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Re: Your experience with THC testing? [Re: pslyke]
#21742387 - 05/30/15 07:42 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Maybe instead of bashing my suggestion you should actually look into it.
Createine is going to metabolize into creatinine. You will have higher levels of both if you consume creatine supplements.

As for taking 3 tylenols. You won't die. You can go as high as 5,000mg before liver toxicity. Although it may not be the sole cause of the yellowing of urine it is a contributing factor as well as the vitamin supplements. The higher concentration of things your liver is processing the less clear your urine is likely to be.
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Re: Your experience with THC testing? [Re: Connoisseur]
#21743577 - 05/31/15 02:00 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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ShroomPuncher said: Your experience with THC testing?
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Connoisseur said: From one hit it should be out in 2 days maybe 3 tops
You were clearly speaking in absolutes. It doesn't matter if you were replying to the thread title or not.
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Re: Your experience with THC testing? [Re: Artnotwar]
#21763832 - 06/04/15 10:53 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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So, I just thought I would add to this thread, as recently I have had a really strange experience with testing.
So I was smoking for a few months, from late February to around mid April. I would say I was smoking moderately, not too heavy, not too light.
I had a urinalysis booked in on 19th of May, around a month after I stopped smoking. I made sure I tested myself before I had to take the test, and I came up clean. Also for the urinalysis I had booked in, I came up clean. All good, so I thought.
Fast forward to the 2nd of June, I had another urinalysis booked in. So, knowing that I hadn't smoked since mid April, and I had already passed two tests with no problems I knew I would be fine. WRONG! I failed the test on the 2nd of june, even though I had not smoked, or been around anyone smoking, since mid april. I had also abstained from prescription and over the counter medication since before the 19th of May.
Totally doesn't make sense to me.
This does however reinforce what I said earlier, that everyone is different.
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