This is the story of my first shroom trip during spring break 2014.
So the story starts off when my friend brings me an 8th from his college that he bought from a sketchy guy up there. A week later i decide im going to take them by myself. I wake up at 7:30 and around 8am I grabbed my bag of shrooms. I was hesitant at first but then just shoved my hand in, grabbed a handful and threw them in my mouth. I heard they taste awful so before they went in my mouth I squeezed my nose (which prevents you from tasting anything. Try it!) Chewed them up well while still holding my nose then i swallowed and then popped 2 Tums and waited for the fun to start. 45Min go by and nothing happened. Then 1hour and still nothing. Now its been 1hour and 20min and STILL nothing. I text my friend pissed and told him the shrooms from that sketchy guy were shit. While sitting on my couch waiting for a reply i close my eyes..... Only thinking about how mad i am that i got ripped off I fail to notice the grey cat that has now appeared in my vision.
The trip has started.
Im sitting there for awhile (15min) with my eyes closed still oblivious to the grey cat that has no we begun to wash its inner thigh. Suddenly I notice that this is not normal. With my eyes still closed i said to the cat aloud "What the fuck are you doing here?" I begin to laugh and then I open my eyes and realized im tripping. I notice my stomach feels awful and my mind is kinda foggy. I get up, walked into the bathroom, sat on the toilet (with the cover down) and rested my head on the sink counter and close my eyes. A few minutes later something nudges my head I look up and its my black cat nudging my head with his. He stops and looks into my eyes and I swear it was like he knew what I was going and was trying to comfort me. I pet him and got up and looked at the towel rack. The texture of the towels made it look like they were breathing. i stared for a bit then went back to the couch. My tv was on and i had my laptop playing Harold and Kumar go to White Castle. Im watching the movie then i got a text and started to reply until i heard something weird. It sounded like a broken record. I could literally hear the same word over and over coming from my laptop but when I looked at the screen the scene had kept going and their mouthes were moving but all I could hear was the same word over and over "Car. Car. Car. Car. Car. Car." For about 20seconds Then suddenly bam! I could hear everything again and could hear what they were actually saying. It freaked me out a little but nothing major. I continued to watch the movie until i got another text this time when i replied i heard something different coming from the tv. I couldnt tell what was off for a second until I realized "I cant understand a word theyre saying" I remember the scene even. Its right after NPH steals Harolds car. And theyre arguing. Only every word they said sounded like gibberish and i found that hilarious! I started hysterically laughing for a few minutes until I could understand them again. After this I found myself playing with my tongue and soon after realized my entire hand was in my mouth. After a few minutes of that I took my hand out and started to play with my saliva. (Its gross, I know lol but it gets even worse) then after playing with it for awhile i decide to smear it on my forehead. (Safe to say, I went full retard) By this time my cat has come and sat on my lap and i started to pet him. Then with my hand full of cat hair i put my hand back into my mouth. Quickly realizing my mouth was full of fur i got up and ran to the bathroom to rinse my mouth. I then proceeded to repeat this cycle 3 times: petting my cat, forgetting my hand is covered in hair, putting it in my mouth, and rinsing my mouth out before I came to the conclusion that maybe I was just tripping and there wasnt really any cat hair in my mouth. So I decided to test this theory by swallowing it... nope theres definitely cat hair in my mouth. Once again i go to the sink to rinse my mouth. My cat had left the couch at this point (Thank god. Who knows how much more cat hair I wouldve consumed that day) and I decided it was time to take a shower. I went in and turned on the hot water and waited for it to heat up. I came back to the bathroom 5 min later and opened the door. I was greeted by a ton of steam that I thought was a cloud and for some reason I thought I was on the crows nest of a ship that was sailing threw fog so i grabbed the door thinking it was the mast of the ship, closed my eyes and held on. It didnt take long to realize i wasnt on a ship. So i let go of the door and walked in. I really had to take a piss and as i stood there looking at the toilet never in my life had I felt more compelled to piss my pants. I stood there for about 5 minutes weighing the pros and cons of peeing in my pants vs peeing in the toilet before I finally decided to pee in the toilet. Now that that was solved there was a new dilema that needed my attention, the shower. I was about to get in when i realized that taking my clothes off was illogical. "Im dirty, my clothes are dirty, why not just take a shower with my clothes on and clean both" I thought. We are in a drought after all (I live in California). So then again i debated it before deciding to take my clothes off and get in. Once I was in the strangest part probably happened. I closed my eyes and soon after i saw two men. An asian man (presumably Filipino) to my right and a white guy to my left who I later found out was Scottish. Now this is where it might get confusing but ill try to explain it the best i can. I began to ask the white guy questions. But heres the weird part: when I asked the questions i asked them in my head, I didnt actually ask them out loud but when he replied I would actually voice his responses aloud and in a Scottish accent. I hope you understand what i mean. Anyway this conversation went on for a few minutes with my eyes closed. The Scottish guy had been the only one talking. The asian guy just stared at me calmly the whole time never saying a word. Then the Scottish guy turned to the asian guy and said "Hes just a lad" (which as I said before I vocalized aloud with a Scottish accent). And then they disappeared. And I stood there for another minute or two with my eyes closed repeating "Hes just a lad" over and over again outloud and in a Scottish accent. Then I opened my eyes and realized i was still in the shower. A bit later i felt like kneeling down in the shower so i did then i felt like touching my head to the ground and closed my eyes. Imagine a muslim praying at a mosque I looked like that. And then all of a sudden i couldnt hear the water anymore. And i felt like i wasnt in the shower anymore but instead that I was in the amazon rainforest kneeling at the bottom of a waterfall. And then it sounded like all sound just came out of a vacuum and i could hear again. Think of the scene from saving private ryan when that explosion happens next to Tom Hanks on th r beach and he cant hear anything then all the sound comes back like out of a vacuum. By this time the water was cold so i got out. Dried off and went to the couch. I had always been told not to look in a mirror while tripping but as i sat there i couldnt resist the urge so i got up and looked in the mirror on the wall.
Big mistake.
When i looked in it I felt like the person in the mirror wasnt me. There was something not quite right with the reflection. There was something in its eyes something almost sinister. I scanned the reflections face and realized it had a smirk on its face but i didnt think i was smiling. Then I realized the whole time i was looking in the mirror that I had been getting closer and closer to it i was slowly leaning into it I was so close my face was only abt 6inches from it. Then i looked back into the reflections eyes and it looked even more sinister than before. I felt like it was trying to draw me close enough so that it could just pull me in. So i threw my self backwards in an attempt to save my self from being pulled in. I was shking a bit afterwards but then I went back to the couch and quickly forgot about it. While on the couch I felt like I was my mom and my mom was me it was strange. And my mom and i had gotten in an argument a couple days prior but nothing serious and we had already made up but for some reason that really upset me and i began to cry. I cried for about 30seconds until my phone vibrated and distracted me. After that i had forgotten that i cried until i felt the tears running down to my mout and touched them with my hand. Was I just crying? i thought. The idea that i had just cried sounded like the funniest thing at the time and i laughed hysterically for a minute or two. Then finally i began to come down. I tried to draw but i was too impatient so i opted to go to my backyard. When i was out there i saw the dog house and thought it looked like the perfect thing to lay on top of (I have a german shepard so th ed dog house is huge). I climbed up and layed there in the sun for a bit and admired how beautiful the purple flowers were in my backyard.
That was pretty much it.. lol i felt crazy during it and i felt even crazier while typing it all out.
-------------------- Do your own thing, wherever you have to do it and whenever you want. Drop out. Leave society as you have known it. Leave it utterly. Blow the mind of every straight person you can reach. Turn them on, if not to drugs, then to beauty, love, honesty, fun.
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