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OfflineBitter Cactus
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That moment when you take a dump and the poop water splashes into your crack
    #21733112 - 05/28/15 04:07 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Lol have you ever had one of those monster dumps that makes the toilet water and piss and liquid poop splash back into your crack/ ass?

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Re: That moment when you take a dump and the poop water splashes into your crack [Re: Bitter Cactus] * 4
    #21733114 - 05/28/15 04:07 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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Re: That moment when you take a dump and the poop water splashes into your crack [Re: Sheekle]
    #21733123 - 05/28/15 04:09 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

It's the worst when it's in a public restroom because you know there's atleast 10 different sources of feces now on your ass and balls.


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Re: That moment when you take a dump and the poop water splashes into your crack [Re: Sheekle]
    #21733124 - 05/28/15 04:09 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

It is an unpleasant experience.


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Re: That moment when you take a dump and the poop water splashes into your crack [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #21733127 - 05/28/15 04:10 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

i hate that. it makes the rest of your shit so uncomfortable. ya just feel dirty with all that toilet pisswater on your ass


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Re: That moment when you take a dump and the poop water splashes into your crack [Re: larry.fisherman] * 1
    #21733134 - 05/28/15 04:11 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Put down a toilet paper splash pad pre-shit. Easy peasey lemon squeezy.


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Re: That moment when you take a dump and the poop water splashes into your crack [Re: TopPmz] * 2
    #21733135 - 05/28/15 04:11 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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Re: That moment when you take a dump and the poop water splashes into your crack [Re: Bitter Cactus]
    #21733154 - 05/28/15 04:16 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

I'm with sheekle on this one.


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Re: That moment when you take a dump and the poop water splashes into your crack [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #21733195 - 05/28/15 04:26 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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XLCaps said:
It's the worst when it's in a public restroom because you know there's atleast 10 different sources of feces now on your ass and balls.



Yeah its unpleasant

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Re: That moment when you take a dump and the poop water splashes into your crack [Re: SunnyD]
    #21733227 - 05/28/15 04:34 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

the splash is the worst.  especially if it gets on your balls.


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Re: That moment when you take a dump and the poop water splashes into your crack [Re: ballsalsa]
    #21733260 - 05/28/15 04:41 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Thats the origin of fuuuuu meme yo

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Re: That moment when you take a dump and the poop water splashes into your crack [Re: Tripsurfer] * 2
    #21733298 - 05/28/15 04:47 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

They call it Poseidon's kiss



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Re: That moment when you take a dump and the poop water splashes into your crack [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #21733328 - 05/28/15 04:53 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Just imagine your gf
taking a shit at work and toilet water goes right onto her poon

and your licking it after work or any gender for that matter :argh:

D importance of showering after work!


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Re: That moment when you take a dump and the poop water splashes into your crack [Re: SunnyD] * 1
    #21733333 - 05/28/15 04:55 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

AddyZomeD said:
Just imagine your gf
taking a shit at work and toilet water goes right onto her poon

and your licking it after work or any gender for that matter :argh:

D importance of showering after work!





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Re: That moment when you take a dump and the poop water splashes into your crack [Re: Bitter Cactus]
    #21733372 - 05/28/15 05:04 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

it's why im picky about my toilets. short, small, toilets do this. most of them do pretty much i guess, i have to like raise my ass off the seat a little everytime so i dont get splash all over my 8ft cock


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Re: That moment when you take a dump and the poop water splashes into your crack [Re: ballsalsa]
    #21733391 - 05/28/15 05:10 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

ballsalsa said:
Quote:

AddyZomeD said:
Just imagine your gf
taking a shit at work and toilet water goes right onto her poon

and your licking it after work or any gender for that matter :argh:

D importance of showering after work!





:ohgodpleaseno:




Or just shitting before you shower....


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Re: That moment when you take a dump and the poop water splashes into your crack [Re: Supachopped719]
    #21733398 - 05/28/15 05:11 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

sometimes you gotta shit at work


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Re: That moment when you take a dump and the poop water splashes into your crack [Re: SunnyD]
    #21733469 - 05/28/15 05:24 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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sometimes you gotta shit at work




  I have a friend that will hold it in morning until he finishes his 1 hour commute to work, just so he can get paid to shit


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Re: That moment when you take a dump and the poop water splashes into your crack [Re: ballsalsa]
    #21733475 - 05/28/15 05:25 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

The worst is when you have a guest over at your house and they leave the toilet seat up and there is piss all over the rim of the toilet or the floor.


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Re: That moment when you take a dump and the poop water splashes into your crack [Re: ballsalsa]
    #21733494 - 05/28/15 05:30 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

ballsalsa said:
Quote:

AddyZomeD said:
sometimes you gotta shit at work




  I have a friend that will hold it in morning until he finishes his 1 hour commute to work, just so he can get paid to shit



lol tf


i used to be bad about going to the bathroom at work

now i only go when needed


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Re: That moment when you take a dump and the poop water splashes into your crack [Re: Bitter Cactus]
    #21733511 - 05/28/15 05:35 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

When I take a huge dump at a public bathroom and my log splashes water on my poor butthole, all i can think of is "Fuck! I just got butt herpes"


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Re: That moment when you take a dump and the poop water splashes into your crack [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
    #21733517 - 05/28/15 05:36 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I usually just stand up and spray and pray all over the public toilet and don't give two fucks.


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Re: That moment when you take a dump and the poop water splashes into your crack [Re: LogicaL Chaos] * 1
    #21733522 - 05/28/15 05:37 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

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When I take a huge dump at a public bathroom and my log splashes water on my poor butthole, all i can think of is "Fuck! I just got butt herpes"



at my job its wroten down


dont sit unless you want herpes :lol:


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Re: That moment when you take a dump and the poop water splashes into your crack [Re: Bitter Cactus]
    #21733527 - 05/28/15 05:37 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

what do you spray all over the place?

I hope its air freshener


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Re: That moment when you take a dump and the poop water splashes into your crack [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
    #21733548 - 05/28/15 05:45 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

When it happens in a public washroom I contemplate suicide


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Re: That moment when you take a dump and the poop water splashes into your crack [Re: ballsalsa]
    #21733557 - 05/28/15 05:47 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

ballsalsa said:
Quote:

AddyZomeD said:
Just imagine your gf
taking a shit at work and toilet water goes right onto her poon

and your licking it after work or any gender for that matter :argh:

D importance of showering after work!





:ohgodpleaseno:



that is a rank proposition, ass gasket & pre bowl dampening for the win


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