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Bitter Cactus
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That moment when you take a dump and the poop water splashes into your crack
#21733112 - 05/28/15 04:07 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Lol have you ever had one of those monster dumps that makes the toilet water and piss and liquid poop splash back into your crack/ ass?
Discuss
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Re: That moment when you take a dump and the poop water splashes into your crack [Re: Bitter Cactus] 4
#21733114 - 05/28/15 04:07 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Re: That moment when you take a dump and the poop water splashes into your crack [Re: Sheekle]
#21733123 - 05/28/15 04:09 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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It's the worst when it's in a public restroom because you know there's atleast 10 different sources of feces now on your ass and balls.
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Re: That moment when you take a dump and the poop water splashes into your crack [Re: Sheekle]
#21733124 - 05/28/15 04:09 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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It is an unpleasant experience.
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Re: That moment when you take a dump and the poop water splashes into your crack [Re: larry.fisherman]
#21733127 - 05/28/15 04:10 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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i hate that. it makes the rest of your shit so uncomfortable. ya just feel dirty with all that toilet pisswater on your ass
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Re: That moment when you take a dump and the poop water splashes into your crack [Re: larry.fisherman] 1
#21733134 - 05/28/15 04:11 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Put down a toilet paper splash pad pre-shit. Easy peasey lemon squeezy.
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Re: That moment when you take a dump and the poop water splashes into your crack [Re: TopPmz] 2
#21733135 - 05/28/15 04:11 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Re: That moment when you take a dump and the poop water splashes into your crack [Re: Bitter Cactus]
#21733154 - 05/28/15 04:16 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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I'm with sheekle on this one.
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Re: That moment when you take a dump and the poop water splashes into your crack [Re: larry.fisherman]
#21733195 - 05/28/15 04:26 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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XLCaps said: It's the worst when it's in a public restroom because you know there's atleast 10 different sources of feces now on your ass and balls.
Yeah its unpleasant
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Re: That moment when you take a dump and the poop water splashes into your crack [Re: SunnyD]
#21733227 - 05/28/15 04:34 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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the splash is the worst. especially if it gets on your balls.
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Re: That moment when you take a dump and the poop water splashes into your crack [Re: ballsalsa]
#21733260 - 05/28/15 04:41 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Re: That moment when you take a dump and the poop water splashes into your crack [Re: Tripsurfer] 2
#21733298 - 05/28/15 04:47 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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They call it Poseidon's kiss
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Re: That moment when you take a dump and the poop water splashes into your crack [Re: larry.fisherman]
#21733328 - 05/28/15 04:53 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Just imagine your gf taking a shit at work and toilet water goes right onto her poon
and your licking it after work or any gender for that matter 
D importance of showering after work!
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Re: That moment when you take a dump and the poop water splashes into your crack [Re: SunnyD] 1
#21733333 - 05/28/15 04:55 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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AddyZomeD said: Just imagine your gf taking a shit at work and toilet water goes right onto her poon
and your licking it after work or any gender for that matter 
D importance of showering after work!
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Re: That moment when you take a dump and the poop water splashes into your crack [Re: Bitter Cactus]
#21733372 - 05/28/15 05:04 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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it's why im picky about my toilets. short, small, toilets do this. most of them do pretty much i guess, i have to like raise my ass off the seat a little everytime so i dont get splash all over my 8ft cock
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Re: That moment when you take a dump and the poop water splashes into your crack [Re: ballsalsa]
#21733391 - 05/28/15 05:10 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
ballsalsa said:
Quote:
AddyZomeD said: Just imagine your gf taking a shit at work and toilet water goes right onto her poon
and your licking it after work or any gender for that matter 
D importance of showering after work!

Or just shitting before you shower....
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Re: That moment when you take a dump and the poop water splashes into your crack [Re: Supachopped719]
#21733398 - 05/28/15 05:11 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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sometimes you gotta shit at work
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Re: That moment when you take a dump and the poop water splashes into your crack [Re: SunnyD]
#21733469 - 05/28/15 05:24 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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AddyZomeD said: sometimes you gotta shit at work
I have a friend that will hold it in morning until he finishes his 1 hour commute to work, just so he can get paid to shit
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Re: That moment when you take a dump and the poop water splashes into your crack [Re: ballsalsa]
#21733475 - 05/28/15 05:25 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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The worst is when you have a guest over at your house and they leave the toilet seat up and there is piss all over the rim of the toilet or the floor.
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Re: That moment when you take a dump and the poop water splashes into your crack [Re: ballsalsa]
#21733494 - 05/28/15 05:30 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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ballsalsa said:
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AddyZomeD said: sometimes you gotta shit at work
I have a friend that will hold it in morning until he finishes his 1 hour commute to work, just so he can get paid to shit
lol tf
i used to be bad about going to the bathroom at work
now i only go when needed
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Re: That moment when you take a dump and the poop water splashes into your crack [Re: Bitter Cactus]
#21733511 - 05/28/15 05:35 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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When I take a huge dump at a public bathroom and my log splashes water on my poor butthole, all i can think of is "Fuck! I just got butt herpes"
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Re: That moment when you take a dump and the poop water splashes into your crack [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
#21733517 - 05/28/15 05:36 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I usually just stand up and spray and pray all over the public toilet and don't give two fucks.
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Re: That moment when you take a dump and the poop water splashes into your crack [Re: LogicaL Chaos] 1
#21733522 - 05/28/15 05:37 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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LogicaL Chaos said: When I take a huge dump at a public bathroom and my log splashes water on my poor butthole, all i can think of is "Fuck! I just got butt herpes"
at my job its wroten down
dont sit unless you want herpes
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Re: That moment when you take a dump and the poop water splashes into your crack [Re: Bitter Cactus]
#21733527 - 05/28/15 05:37 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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what do you spray all over the place?
I hope its air freshener
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Re: That moment when you take a dump and the poop water splashes into your crack [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
#21733548 - 05/28/15 05:45 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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When it happens in a public washroom I contemplate suicide
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Re: That moment when you take a dump and the poop water splashes into your crack [Re: ballsalsa]
#21733557 - 05/28/15 05:47 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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ballsalsa said:
Quote:
AddyZomeD said: Just imagine your gf taking a shit at work and toilet water goes right onto her poon
and your licking it after work or any gender for that matter 
D importance of showering after work!

that is a rank proposition, ass gasket & pre bowl dampening for the win
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