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OfflineLogicaL ChaosM
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Re: That moment when you take a dump and the poop water splashes into your crack [Re: Bitter Cactus]
    #21733511 - 05/28/15 05:35 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

When I take a huge dump at a public bathroom and my log splashes water on my poor butthole, all i can think of is "Fuck! I just got butt herpes"


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Re: That moment when you take a dump and the poop water splashes into your crack [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
    #21733517 - 05/28/15 05:36 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

I usually just stand up and spray and pray all over the public toilet and don't give two fucks.


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Re: That moment when you take a dump and the poop water splashes into your crack [Re: LogicaL Chaos] * 1
    #21733522 - 05/28/15 05:37 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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LogicaL Chaos said:
When I take a huge dump at a public bathroom and my log splashes water on my poor butthole, all i can think of is "Fuck! I just got butt herpes"



at my job its wroten down


dont sit unless you want herpes :lol:


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Re: That moment when you take a dump and the poop water splashes into your crack [Re: Bitter Cactus]
    #21733527 - 05/28/15 05:37 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

what do you spray all over the place?

I hope its air freshener


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Re: That moment when you take a dump and the poop water splashes into your crack [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
    #21733548 - 05/28/15 05:45 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

When it happens in a public washroom I contemplate suicide


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Re: That moment when you take a dump and the poop water splashes into your crack [Re: ballsalsa]
    #21733557 - 05/28/15 05:47 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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ballsalsa said:
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AddyZomeD said:
Just imagine your gf
taking a shit at work and toilet water goes right onto her poon

and your licking it after work or any gender for that matter :argh:

D importance of showering after work!





:ohgodpleaseno:



that is a rank proposition, ass gasket & pre bowl dampening for the win


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