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InvisibleSham87
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Re: Just had a sexual harassment complaint filed against me [Re: Patlal]
    #21733148 - 05/28/15 04:14 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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Patlal said:
Quote:

Sham87 said:
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Patlal said:
Truly sucks.

I remember the good ole days when you could just grab a woman by her hair and drag her to your cave. Easier times back then.


SO how are you going to deal with this OP? Surely that goes straight to your record. Was your boss that pissed? Did he percieve it as harrassement too? Or is it a "she"?



Oh yea cos you were alive back then right?





Alright. I did not think I would have to do this, but apparently I do.

It was a joke.



So was my statement...


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Re: Just had a sexual harassment complaint filed against me [Re: Patlal]
    #21733153 - 05/28/15 04:16 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

I said in person that she had a dirty mouth because she cusses a lot. I've asked her what she likes to do in her free time. Nope this bitch is just straight psycho in disguise.


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Re: Just had a sexual harassment complaint filed against me [Re: Sham87]
    #21733165 - 05/28/15 04:18 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Is this type of thing rare or does it happen a lot?


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Re: Just had a sexual harassment complaint filed against me [Re: Sham87] * 2
    #21733168 - 05/28/15 04:19 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Teepee-toe?
Is that really what's said elsewhere, because I would've swore it was "tip toe" 'round these parts.


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Re: Just had a sexual harassment complaint filed against me [Re: shLong]
    #21733184 - 05/28/15 04:23 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

:lol: i was thinking the same thing.

I've heard "tippie-toe"

but not the native american version sham uses :shrug:


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Re: Just had a sexual harassment complaint filed against me [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
    #21733225 - 05/28/15 04:34 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

:lol: FUCKING SPELL CHECK


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Re: Just had a sexual harassment complaint filed against me [Re: Sham87] * 1
    #21733230 - 05/28/15 04:35 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

I think it's funny that out of the whole thread, all we could do was criticize his phrase :lol:


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Re: Just had a sexual harassment complaint filed against me [Re: i like cow poo]
    #21733236 - 05/28/15 04:36 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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i like cow poo said:
Is this type of thing rare or does it happen a lot?



its a reasonably common occurance for girls to be passive-aggresive as fuck like that


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Re: Just had a sexual harassment complaint filed against me [Re: Sheekle] * 1
    #21733243 - 05/28/15 04:37 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

sounds like she got butt-hurt you didn't wanna hang out wit her before fucking her, so she fucked you the only way she knew how.

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Re: Just had a sexual harassment complaint filed against me [Re: Sheekle]
    #21733248 - 05/28/15 04:38 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Put some Nair in a shampoo bottle and give it to her as a gift

Remember to act all apologetic about ditching her that way she'll buy it


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Re: Just had a sexual harassment complaint filed against me [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
    #21733258 - 05/28/15 04:41 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

Mr.PhilCybin said:
sounds like she got butt-hurt you didn't wanna hang out wit her before fucking her, so she fucked you the only way she knew how.

the long dick of employment stress



TL;DR she's a horrible person


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Re: Just had a sexual harassment complaint filed against me [Re: i like cow poo]
    #21733259 - 05/28/15 04:41 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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i like cow poo said:
The damn fuckhead didn't even want to hear my side of the story.



Could have been his way of stomping out the bullshit and just staying out of it.  'Warning, case closed'..


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Re: Just had a sexual harassment complaint filed against me [Re: Amanita86]
    #21733267 - 05/28/15 04:42 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

or maybe he's just trying to slip is way in between those legs.


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InvisibleMr.PhilCybin
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Re: Just had a sexual harassment complaint filed against me [Re: Sheekle]
    #21733268 - 05/28/15 04:42 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

Sheekle said:
Quote:

Mr.PhilCybin said:
sounds like she got butt-hurt you didn't wanna hang out wit her before fucking her, so she fucked you the only way she knew how.

the long dick of employment stress



TL;DR she's a horrible person




if you're gonna quote my awesome summary for tl;dr, at least give me the +1 asshole

jk you know i love ya sheeks
edit: :hug:


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Re: Just had a sexual harassment complaint filed against me [Re: OhMrJohnson]
    #21733274 - 05/28/15 04:43 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

No no no... you're telling him to do it wrong. It has to go into the deep conditioning bottle that specifically states that you have to leave it on your hair for 3-5 mins you fucking rookie!

Haha jk jk don't do that man


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Re: Just had a sexual harassment complaint filed against me [Re: i like cow poo]
    #21733276 - 05/28/15 04:44 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Maybe that girl was just trying to look "good" for the boss by calling sexual harssment :shrug:

Ive heard some messed up things co-workers do just to get ahead of their competition in a given career.

Dog-eat-dog occupation world out there.


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Re: Just had a sexual harassment complaint filed against me [Re: Sham87]
    #21733280 - 05/28/15 04:45 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Sham87 said:
or maybe he's just trying to slip is way in between those legs.



Could be.  Without seeing it first hand, it could be a lot of things.


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Re: Just had a sexual harassment complaint filed against me [Re: chicksgrowtoo]
    #21733281 - 05/28/15 04:45 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I'd just give her a bottle full of jizz instead of conditioner :shrug:



I think the funny factor is way better honestly.

I wouldn't feel guilty what-so-ever


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Re: Just had a sexual harassment complaint filed against me [Re: Mr.PhilCybin] * 1
    #21733289 - 05/28/15 04:47 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I think the two most logical options here are -

1- DSHSB
2- gift her a shampoo conditioner pack that has one bottle full of your semen.


no brainer right?


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Re: Just had a sexual harassment complaint filed against me [Re: chicksgrowtoo]
    #21733301 - 05/28/15 04:48 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

chicksgrowtoo said:
No no no... you're telling him to do it wrong. It has to go into the deep conditioning bottle that specifically states that you have to leave it on your hair for 3-5 mins you fucking rookie!

Haha jk jk don't do that man




You're right

Listen to her she knows what she's doing


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