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I like my balls hairy it keeps em warm and it help protects from cuts!
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Re: anyone hate having a ball sack? [Re: SunnyD] 1
#21729646 - 05/27/15 05:39 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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i once had a customer who asked me if i could adjust the water height in his toilet bowl. You pretty much can't, and i was confused as to why anyone would even want to until he explained that his balls were hanging down into the water.
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Re: anyone hate having a ball sack? [Re: ballsalsa]
#21729677 - 05/27/15 05:48 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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some dangly balls in D toilet water
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Re: anyone hate having a ball sack? [Re: makaveli8x8] 1
#21729697 - 05/27/15 05:55 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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The scrotum shows that intelligent design is bunk. Why do your balls have to hang outside your body, vulnerable to injury? Because sperm production requires cooler temps than normal body temp. A warmer temperature sperm production process allowing internal testicles obviously would be a much better design, but evolution has blindly led us to a just-good-enough hack solution instead.
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Re: anyone hate having a ball sack? [Re: psi]
#21729736 - 05/27/15 06:07 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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i think its so that we can produce more sperm which means making more babies, has something to do with the fact humans only have 1 or 2 babies at a time i think, which most likely has something to do with how long it takes to develop the brain.
like if they were internal they would have to be much smaller im guessing, or there would be overheating issues, i dunno, there must be some downfall to it.
plus like one of my balls is twice the size of the other one, imagine what that would feel like next to your kidney or something.
speaking of which, how many of you have one ball thats bigger than the other? its some kind of std or something they can't test for right? like u bang the wrong slut and u get a testical infection in one of your nuts that plugs it up so the sperm can't get out, so it grows real big or something?
or is it a fat person problem, and if you always sleep on one side it affects the bloodflow to them which alters each in a different way as one is more pinched than the other
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Re: anyone hate having a ball sack? [Re: makaveli8x8]
#21729784 - 05/27/15 06:21 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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makaveli8x8 said: i think its so that we can produce more sperm which means making more babies, has something to do with the fact humans only have 1 or 2 babies at a time i think, which most likely has something to do with how long it takes to develop the brain.
like if they were internal they would have to be much smaller im guessing, or there would be overheating issues, i dunno, there must be some downfall to it.
What I was saying was that if you were to 'intelligently' design the body from scratch, the temperature limitation probably would never have existed in the first place.
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Re: anyone hate having a ball sack? [Re: psi]
#21729793 - 05/27/15 06:23 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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but for all we know we started out with them internally, then evolved, reptiles have them inside, mammals have them outside, we used to be reptiles, we evolved to have big furry balls, most likely because of the ice age.
yes, thats it guys, we were reptiles, then it got cold, so we grew fur, then our balls got to hot, so they dropped
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Re: anyone hate having a ball sack? [Re: makaveli8x8]
#21729813 - 05/27/15 06:29 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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makaveli8x8 said: i started using baby powder, i thought i had the non scented kind as it wasn't in the description, sadly it smells like babys so, i can only use it sometimes when company isn't around. But i used it for like 2 or 3 days straight then my balls fucking hurt like a mother fucker for over a week now, its like it ate my skin or something
actually more specifically my balls don't hurt, its the entire area's around them, sides and below
Try explaining the smell of baby's on your crotch to your gf.
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Re: anyone hate having a ball sack? [Re: makaveli8x8] 1
#21729851 - 05/27/15 06:38 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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makaveli8x8 said: i think its so that we can produce more sperm which means making more babies, has something to do with the fact humans only have 1 or 2 babies at a time i think, which most likely has something to do with how long it takes to develop the brain.
like if they were internal they would have to be much smaller im guessing, or there would be overheating issues, i dunno, there must be some downfall to it.
plus like one of my balls is twice the size of the other one, imagine what that would feel like next to your kidney or something.
speaking of which, how many of you have one ball thats bigger than the other? its some kind of std or something they can't test for right? like u bang the wrong slut and u get a testical infection in one of your nuts that plugs it up so the sperm can't get out, so it grows real big or something?
or is it a fat person problem, and if you always sleep on one side it affects the bloodflow to them which alters each in a different way as one is more pinched than the other
I think it's so when you gamble all your possessions away, you can make the choice of which nut you would give up first.
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I'm gonna have to go with the left one. He's always a third wheel anyway.
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Re: anyone hate having a ball sack? [Re: makaveli8x8]
#21729891 - 05/27/15 06:50 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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makaveli8x8 said: but for all we know we started out with them internally, then evolved, reptiles have them inside, mammals have them outside, we used to be reptiles, we evolved to have big furry balls, most likely because of the ice age.
yes, thats it guys, we were reptiles, then it got cold, so we grew fur, then our balls got to hot, so they dropped
Yeah I think that is what happened pretty much.
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Re: anyone hate having a ball sack? [Re: psi]
#21730229 - 05/27/15 08:29 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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I shaved my sack - once. For several days it felt like I had racked myself, all the time. I guess I was used to the shock-absorbing qualities provided by the barrier of fuzz; without that it felt like the seam of my pants was nut-punching me at every motion.
I still keep things trimmed but I leave a nice cushion layer for my sack intact. Otherwise no issues so far.
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Re: anyone hate having a ball sack? [Re: Void_Hawk]
#21730468 - 05/27/15 09:48 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Yeah but you can do cool tricks with a nut sack . Like pull it out of your zipper and say,"oh man , i sat in gum". Or there's the bat wing. The list goes on.
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Re: anyone hate having a ball sack? [Re: psi]
#21730497 - 05/27/15 09:55 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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psi said: The scrotum shows that intelligent design is bunk. Why do your balls have to hang outside your body, vulnerable to injury? Because sperm production requires cooler temps than normal body temp. A warmer temperature sperm production process allowing internal testicles obviously would be a much better design, but evolution has blindly led us to a just-good-enough hack solution instead.
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Re: anyone hate having a ball sack? [Re: stratocast]
#21730539 - 05/27/15 10:10 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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stratocast said: Yeah but you can do cool tricks with a nut sack . Like pull it out of your zipper and say,"oh man , i sat in gum". Or there's the bat wing. The list goes on.
When i was little i would push straight down on the tip of my penis, so it would get envelopes in the rest of my skin on my penis, and then flip my nutsack over the whole thing and run around saying look mom im a girl. This was when i was 5-6 at the latest. Kinda explains why we never had company over.
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Re: anyone hate having a ball sack? [Re: zZZz]
#21730547 - 05/27/15 10:12 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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dzzzz balls are about to be creaming
how can one hate balls
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stratocast said: Yeah but you can do cool tricks with a nut sack . Like pull it out of your zipper and say,"oh man , i sat in gum". Or there's the bat wing. The list goes on.
When i was little i would push straight down on the tip of my penis, so it would get envelopes in the rest of my skin on my penis, and then flip my nutsack over the whole thing and run around saying look mom im a girl. This was when i was 5-6 at the latest. Kinda explains why we never had company over.
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Re: anyone hate having a ball sack? [Re: SunnyD]
#21730566 - 05/27/15 10:21 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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I have never sat on my nuts.
I have never gotten "blue balls"
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Re: anyone hate having a ball sack? [Re: stratocast]
#21730570 - 05/27/15 10:24 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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stratocast said:
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LuSiD enthusiast said:
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stratocast said: Yeah but you can do cool tricks with a nut sack . Like pull it out of your zipper and say,"oh man , i sat in gum". Or there's the bat wing. The list goes on.
When i was little i would push straight down on the tip of my penis, so it would get envelopes in the rest of my skin on my penis, and then flip my nutsack over the whole thing and run around saying look mom im a girl. This was when i was 5-6 at the latest. Kinda explains why we never had company over.

I just tried it again before i took a shower. My penis is to big. if only i could get some sort of penis reduction pill, so i could enjoy the things i did as a child. And no that's not bragging about my penis size. I have a very average sizes penis. Nothing to brag about, probably would be ashamed by about a third of the world population, but it still grts the job done.:nod:
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