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soo...remember the casual conversation fapper? * 9
    #21729436 - 05/27/15 04:47 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

I posted about him a couple weeks ago...well yesterday he went to jail, for what you may ask? Exposing himself to young girls in his car and masturbating while driving. Unfortunately for him he was also on probation so jail time it is for him.

Way to wrap up a thread Mr chronic masturbater. The funniest part is seeing all the people on fb posting that they are praying for him because they know he didn't do it :lol:


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Re: soo...remember the casual conversation fapper? [Re: chicksgrowtoo]
    #21729448 - 05/27/15 04:50 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Cool story bro


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Re: soo...remember the casual conversation fapper? [Re: chicksgrowtoo]
    #21729458 - 05/27/15 04:51 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

How young?


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Re: soo...remember the casual conversation fapper? [Re: Shroomslip]
    #21729484 - 05/27/15 04:59 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

From what I hear teenagers but not illegal ones... that's just what I heard though. the rest was in the news and shit but their ages weren't posted in that story so I can't say for sure.


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Re: soo...remember the casual conversation fapper? [Re: chicksgrowtoo] * 1
    #21729605 - 05/27/15 05:27 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)



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Re: soo...remember the casual conversation fapper? [Re: chicksgrowtoo]
    #21729606 - 05/27/15 05:27 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Its illegal to drive around while masturbating?

I do that all the time


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Re: soo...remember the casual conversation fapper? [Re: MilkdudTitties]
    #21729618 - 05/27/15 05:30 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

I think that would count as distracted driving.


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Re: soo...remember the casual conversation fapper? [Re: chicksgrowtoo]
    #21729621 - 05/27/15 05:30 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

chicksgrowtoo said:
http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/21619694/page/1
Original thread




thanks, was needed.  nobody sees everything on here


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Re: soo...remember the casual conversation fapper? [Re: memes]
    #21729629 - 05/27/15 05:34 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Well he just randomly started doing it unprovoked while other people were in the car with him was more the issue I think...that and they were young females soooo he was charged with indecent exposure


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Re: soo...remember the casual conversation fapper? [Re: chicksgrowtoo]
    #21729699 - 05/27/15 05:56 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

wow, some people... dey change.


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Re: soo...remember the casual conversation fapper? [Re: MilkdudTitties]
    #21729798 - 05/27/15 06:25 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

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Its illegal to drive around while masturbating?

I do that all the time



I literally just heard a radio convo, wheer they were saying it's a huge trend in some state( literally don't remember anything from it, but the punchline sas real funny, trust me, i think it was like"At least i'm not from utah:rofl:).

I really wonder how confused the guy was. Probably like, what? I just do this in the way other people make gestures while talking.


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Re: soo...remember the casual conversation fapper? [Re: LuSiD enthusiast] * 1
    #21729932 - 05/27/15 07:01 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Nice days get me hard


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Re: soo...remember the casual conversation fapper? [Re: Konyap]
    #21730186 - 05/27/15 08:16 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)



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Re: soo...remember the casual conversation fapper? [Re: Trichome_Delta9]
    #21730280 - 05/27/15 08:47 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

That's why it was changed from dui or dwi to ovi. Operating a vehicle while impaired is kind of a catch all. I would say that's an impairment.


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Re: soo...remember the casual conversation fapper? [Re: The Doobie Dude]
    #21730285 - 05/27/15 08:49 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

The Doobie Dude said:
Cool story bro



Doobie why are you so sarcastic when it comes to the subject of sexual objectification and rape? You basically spammed her entire other thread about this same thing and now as your first comment in here that's what you throw down. Very questionable stuff


As for my contribution to this thread: LOL, glad he went to jail


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Re: soo...remember the casual conversation fapper? [Re: stratocast] * 1
    #21730389 - 05/27/15 09:23 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Holy crap!
This thread totally delivered for that other thread. :yesnod:


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Re: soo...remember the casual conversation fapper? [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #21730591 - 05/27/15 10:33 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

Acaterpillar said:
Holy crap!
This thread totally delivered for that other thread. :yesnod:



While i love this thread, i bet updating the old one would have gotten more of a response. At least from those who posted in it.(idk how big that thread got though)

Plot twist, maybe it was the junky cop,while he was off duty?


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Re: soo...remember the casual conversation fapper? [Re: chicksgrowtoo]
    #21730688 - 05/27/15 11:16 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

chicksgrowtoo said:
Well he just randomly started doing it unprovoked while other people were in the car with him was more the issue I think...that and they were young females soooo he was charged with indecent exposure





In all honesty this guy probably has a serious case of something akin to Asperger's, and is probably extremely sexually frustrated.


But there is always the possibility that he's really just a huge creep.


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Re: soo...remember the casual conversation fapper? [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #21730844 - 05/28/15 12:25 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

This sort of behavior is well documented in tons of different medical conditions, mostly in the mental health category.  I missed the original thread when it debut'd but thankfully with its link posted I was able to catch up and enjoy the epic lulz waiting to be had.

But daaaayyymm girl stay away from this guy from here on out. :laugh:


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Re: soo...remember the casual conversation fapper? [Re: MilkdudTitties]
    #21731093 - 05/28/15 02:27 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

MilkdudTitties said:
Its illegal to drive around while masturbating?

I do that all the time




It's only illegal if you get caught. I'm doing it right now.


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Re: soo...remember the casual conversation fapper? [Re: koods] * 1
    #21731099 - 05/28/15 02:32 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

You must be using voice to text translation for posting, because personally I dont have enough hands to fap it while driving AND post about it.


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Re: soo...remember the casual conversation fapper? [Re: mndfreeze]
    #21731103 - 05/28/15 02:34 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

quite the multi-tasker you are :wink:

then again, you only need one knee to steer anyways, might as well be productive :shrug:


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Re: soo...remember the casual conversation fapper? [Re: mndfreeze]
    #21731107 - 05/28/15 02:36 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

mndfreeze said:
You must be using voice to text translation for posting, because personally I dont have enough hands to fap it while driving AND post about it.





Hands free :cookiemonster:


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Re: soo...remember the casual conversation fapper? [Re: chicksgrowtoo]
    #21731428 - 05/28/15 07:10 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

S-S-S-SEX OFFENDER, buddies gonna have an easy time getting a job with that label :rofldrunk:


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Re: soo...remember the casual conversation fapper? [Re: Bodhi of Ankou] * 1
    #21731507 - 05/28/15 07:42 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

I talked to a mutual friend last night who said he had been on meth hardcore for the years I had no contact with him so that may have something to do with it. Idk if it just fucked his head up or what though because he didn't seem to be on anything at the time (and I should know, I worked at a rehab for 3 years)...another member here also brought up meth use but I didn't think much about it until last night.


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Re: soo...remember the casual conversation fapper? [Re: chicksgrowtoo]
    #21731770 - 05/28/15 09:09 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)



I tried looking for a news article but apparently this happens like everyday somewhere or other.  And that's only the people who get caught :sadyes:


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Re: soo...remember the casual conversation fapper? [Re: chicksgrowtoo]
    #21731781 - 05/28/15 09:14 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Ice is a dirty dirty drug and it will do very weird and malicious things to peoples minds.
I wouldn't be surprised if it was a factor in the degradation of his inhibitions.


Can't believe I'm writing this coherently while so K'd out :lol:


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Re: soo...remember the casual conversation fapper? [Re: koods]
    #21731787 - 05/28/15 09:17 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

koods said:
Quote:

MilkdudTitties said:
Its illegal to drive around while masturbating?

I do that all the time




It's only illegal if you get caught. I'm doing it right now.




How the fuck are you driving, posting, and masturbating? I'd be impressed if you could do all that with three hands because I'd need four hands to do it.


Edited by Mr.GuessWork (05/28/15 09:24 AM)


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Re: soo...remember the casual conversation fapper? [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #21731804 - 05/28/15 09:23 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

I actually linked a few people here to his specific news story but it's people I talk to every day...I don't really want to put it up here since it would give away my location


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Re: soo...remember the casual conversation fapper? [Re: chicksgrowtoo]
    #21731864 - 05/28/15 09:39 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Like I don't already know you location

kiddink


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Re: soo...remember the casual conversation fapper? [Re: chicksgrowtoo]
    #21732000 - 05/28/15 10:24 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

chicksgrowtoo said:
I actually linked a few people here to his specific news story but it's people I talk to every day...I don't really want to put it up here since it would give away my location





I'm a little butt hurt I'm not in that group; but I know I suck at returning PMs on here.
Still wanna send me some seeds? :smile:


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Re: soo...remember the casual conversation fapper? [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #21732071 - 05/28/15 10:50 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

It was mostly people on my fb that already know my location or have crashed on my couch so don't feel too bad. Those seeds have been sitting in my room for at least a month because I didn't know where to send then since you had mentioned moving


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Re: soo...remember the casual conversation fapper? [Re: chicksgrowtoo]
    #21732113 - 05/28/15 11:04 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

chicksgrowtoo said:
It was mostly people on my fb that already know my location or have crashed on my couch so don't feel too bad. Those seeds have been sitting in my room for at least a month because I didn't know where to send then since you had mentioned moving




I thought I was gonna be out in Colorado for a month, but it ended up only being a week.
I'm back in Texas and settled in; so feel free to send them over! :yesnod:
(Even if it's a little late in the growing season in this zone)


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Re: soo...remember the casual conversation fapper? [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #21732122 - 05/28/15 11:07 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

K will do


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Re: soo...remember the casual conversation fapper? [Re: chicksgrowtoo]
    #21732414 - 05/28/15 12:39 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

this is weird this happened last night in nymphomaniac vol 2
which is even more shocking then the first one


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