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Anonymous #1

This is bullshit
    #21729341 - 05/27/15 04:20 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Why can't I ever find a fucking girl! Everyone else seems to have an easy time just going up to girls and talking to them but I'm like fucking handicapped. Think I'm giving up and just going to dose myself into oblivion because it seems like that's the only damn thing I'm good at :facepalm3: my life is perfect when I have a women in my life and sadly they're few and far between.

It's like taking a fucking toll on my psyche now  :crying: cant take being alone anymore


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Anonymous #2

Re: This is bullshit [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #21729371 - 05/27/15 04:31 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

YOU CAN DO IT!


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Anonymous #3

Re: This is bullshit [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #21729495 - 05/27/15 05:01 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

ALL. NIGHT. LONG!


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Anonymous #4

Re: This is bullshit [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #21729545 - 05/27/15 05:10 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #1 said:
Why can't I ever find a fucking girl! Everyone else seems to have an easy time just going up to girls and talking to them but I'm like fucking handicapped. Think I'm giving up and just going to dose myself into oblivion because it seems like that's the only damn thing I'm good at :facepalm3: my life is perfect when I have a women in my life and sadly they're few and far between.

It's like taking a fucking toll on my psyche now  :crying: cant take being alone anymore




If you think you need a woman in your life for it to be perfect, you're delusional.

If you don't like being alone with yourself, you're not ready for a relationship. BTW, you're most likely giving off vides that you're desperate as hell for female companionship, that's never going to work.


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Anonymous #1

Re: This is bullshit [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #21729576 - 05/27/15 05:21 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

I know I do but I don't know how to fucking change myself. When I care about someone I show it but all that does is push them away and then I'm screwed. I have had a 3 year relationship a couple years back but ever since then I've been wanting some kinda of real relationship. I just added some girl I use to hook up with on Facebook and feel fucking pathetic :sad: I want to fucking kill the guys that act like narcissistic dumbasses but have women crawling all over them when I would do anything for my girl and they take it as a weakness. Makes me want to punch a hole in the wall :crankey:


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Anonymous #5

Re: This is bullshit [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #21729594 - 05/27/15 05:25 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #2 said:
YOU CAN DO IT!




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Anonymous #6

Re: This is bullshit [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #21729670 - 05/27/15 05:46 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #3 said:
ALL. NIGHT. LONG!




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Anonymous #7

Re: This is bullshit [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #21730598 - 05/27/15 10:34 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

The reason they have no problem talking to girls is they don't give a fuck. Someone turns them down, they move on. The desperate ones tend to shoot for the unattainable because they just happen to be there and then dwell on it when it doesn't work out, putting off a funk of desperation. You want a girl, be confident. Yes you're going to get turned down plenty and yes it's going to suck. But then you just move on. Many doors close when confidence wanes.


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Anonymous #8

. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #21731169 - 05/28/15 03:51 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

.


Edited by Anonymous (06/20/20 11:58 PM)


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Anonymous #9

Re: This is bullshit [Re: Anonymous #8]
    #21731251 - 05/28/15 05:24 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

I knew as soon as I read the title of this thread that I would find an insecure OP that was going to be ranting like a toddler, and whatdya know.
Pick yourself up. You're probably too full on with new girls, sounds like it. I don't even have advice for you, because nobody can do much but that, give advice. It all starts and ends with you buddy, turning to the people on the shroomery for a bit of a vent and an ego boost isn't the way to go about it.
It's hard to connect with people if you don't share common interests. Join a fishing club, start a sport, go to an annual book club meeting if that's what you're in to. Go out and meet people.
or just "dose yourself into oblivion". I'm sure chicks dig that. You should tell each and every one you meet that that's what you do to fix your problems, I bet they love it :lolsy:


Edited by Anonymous (05/28/15 07:04 AM)


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Anonymous #3

Re: This is bullshit [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #21731310 - 05/28/15 06:13 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #5 said:
Quote:

Anonymous #2 said:
YOU CAN DO IT!







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Anonymous #1

Re: This is bullshit [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #21732388 - 05/28/15 12:32 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

And you just have a perfect life don't you anon 9 :congrats: seems you lack compassion.

I guess I just need to learn to accept myself before anyone else will  :undecided: thanks everyone


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Anonymous #3

Re: This is bullshit [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #21732395 - 05/28/15 12:34 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #6 said:
Quote:

Anonymous #3 said:
ALL. NIGHT. LONG!







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Anonymous #4

Re: This is bullshit [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #21732681 - 05/28/15 01:53 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Work on yourself OP, then you will attract a decent woman.  You're getting ahead of yourself, you're trying to get a woman before you get a life.  Get your life in order and THEN get a woman, patience grasshopper.


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Anonymous #10

Re: This is bullshit [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #21735510 - 05/29/15 03:25 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Anon 4 is right, you have to make something of yourself before a woman can find you attractive.

I was EXACTLY where you were just weeks ago and man it gets better just focus on your future and figure things out that way.

you can get girls all day being a nobody but if you want a woman who takes you seriously you have to find something youre better at other than drugs.

try quitting drugs for just a short period of time and try to find out what other things interest you.

it wont be easy but if you work hard for something you will be rewarded.

just talk to girls as if they are your dude friends and start there put yourself in positions where you talk to girls or else you obviously don't have any chances.

I believe in you man just try to focus on positivity and that energy will do good for you.


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Anonymous #9

Re: This is bullshit [Re: Anonymous #1] * 1
    #21735589 - 05/29/15 04:50 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #1 said:
And you just have a perfect life don't you anon 9 :congrats: seems you lack compassion.

I guess I just need to learn to accept myself before anyone else will  :undecided: thanks everyone



I never said I have a perfect life, I know I dont, and I acknowledge and accept that, but what I don't do is vent on the shroomery and then drown my sorrows in drugs. Instead of doing so, take at least one step in the direction of who you wanna be, might work wonders.


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Anonymous #10

Re: This is bullshit [Re: Anonymous #9]
    #21735594 - 05/29/15 04:54 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

OP just needs to be pointed in the right direction to go anon 9. he is seeking advise. try saying something productive you may actually help the guy.


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Anonymous #9

Re: This is bullshit [Re: Anonymous #10]
    #21735601 - 05/29/15 05:00 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

What sort of bullshit advice am I gonna give him that he hasn't heard before. It's up to him what direction he chooses to go in, whether it be an ice addict, a bodybuilder or a fuckin' masterchef, it doesn't matter, he'll never be any of them unless he chooses to. I'm sure, either way, he'll meet some women along the chosen path.


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Anonymous #10

Re: This is bullshit [Re: Anonymous #9]
    #21735621 - 05/29/15 05:11 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

how do you know he has heard all the advice you have? youre projecting i believe.

he may not have been told much of anything on how to better himself.

that's the thing about having a shitty personality you don't actually think youre shitty.

ive been there, still am.


you got a shitty personality anon 9 did you know that?


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Anonymous #11

Re: This is bullshit [Re: Anonymous #10]
    #21735623 - 05/29/15 05:14 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

GHB a bitch and fuck the shit out of her.


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Anonymous #9

Re: This is bullshit [Re: Anonymous #10]
    #21735632 - 05/29/15 05:17 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Nice judgment of my character through a couple of posts on the Internet :canthelpbutlaugh:
My point is that he doesn't need to be told, because you can receive all of the advice in the world, but it doesn't mean shit if you're not ready to help yourself. What sort of behavior is dosing oneself into oblivion to fix a problem? That in itself is a problem.
like I said, it starts and ends with yourself.


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Anonymous #10

Re: This is bullshit [Re: Anonymous #9]
    #21735644 - 05/29/15 05:25 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

You show no compassion for a human being that is so low they are considering suicide. that's all i needed to see.

right there... you just gave him advice..... came out like shit but it was advice.

you don't think there is a better way of getting your point across?

a more compassionate way that shows you didn't just post here just to be a dick. JS


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Anonymous #9

Re: This is bullshit [Re: Anonymous #10]
    #21736027 - 05/29/15 08:45 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Fuck man come on, use some common sense. Love is a good thing, compassion is a good thing, but sometimes they just don't work. Sometimes it just takes a hard truth. There are bigger problems than not having a girlfriend. Like in OP's case, using drugs as an escape. I'll leave other examples unsaid, I'm sure you can think of many.


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Anonymous #1

Re: This is bullshit [Re: Anonymous #9]
    #21736643 - 05/29/15 12:25 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I want to learn a trade but I'm absolutely horrible at school. Even back in highschool I would study all night for my big tests and barely pass them, it's like once I read a paragraph my slate is wiped clean and I have to keep rereading the same thing over and over and over. I need to find someone to mentor me or maybe I just need to start looking up videos and teach myself wood working or electrical or i don't know :sad: what path did you guys take to support yourself?


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Anonymous #3

Re: This is bullshit [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #21736648 - 05/29/15 12:27 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #2 said:
YOU CAN DO IT!




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Anonymous #1

Re: This is bullshit [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #21736658 - 05/29/15 12:29 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #3 said:
Quote:

Anonymous #2 said:
YOU CAN DO IT!






:lol: oddly enough that statement has been giving me more motivation. Thanks shroomery :hug:


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Anonymous #10

Re: This is bullshit [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #21736924 - 05/29/15 01:49 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

well im sure you didn't help him out at all sooooo..... fail? or troll win?

Also OP good to hear you have a better outlook and are trying. good luck man.


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Anonymous #9

Re: This is bullshit [Re: Anonymous #10]
    #21738395 - 05/29/15 08:03 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I'm sure OP has taken something from my comments. I'm not spouting bullshit for the sake of it.


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Anonymous #10

Re: This is bullshit [Re: Anonymous #9]
    #21738531 - 05/29/15 08:38 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

yeah im just here so he don't feel like everyone is taking the tough love approach. if it works great if not its not surprising right?


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Anonymous #11

Re: This is bullshit [Re: Anonymous #10]
    #21738549 - 05/29/15 08:45 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

You need a gun and a mask. Find a old lady in a parking lot and take her out to eat and see a movie.  Then go home and jerk off.


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Anonymous #11

Re: This is bullshit [Re: Anonymous #11]
    #21738558 - 05/29/15 08:48 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

You ever seen that move True Lies? Act like you're a CIA operative. Girls will squirt all over you.


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Anonymous #10

Re: This is bullshit [Re: Anonymous #11]
    #21738560 - 05/29/15 08:49 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

the first half of your first comment seemed rapey....


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Anonymous #11

Re: This is bullshit [Re: Anonymous #10]
    #21738574 - 05/29/15 08:53 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #10 said:
the first half of your first comment seemed rapey....



It was meant to seem that way lol. I have a fucked up sence of humor.


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Anonymous #10

Re: This is bullshit [Re: Anonymous #11]
    #21738637 - 05/29/15 09:07 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

how about these?


How do you get a fat girl into bed?  Piece of cake.

My girlfriend told me I was a pedophile.  That’s an awfully big word for a nine year-old.

The best kind of sex is makeup sex.  It also assures that son doesn’t pick fights with me anymore.

I was raping a woman the other night and she cried, “Please, think of my children!” Kinky bitch.


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Anonymous #12

Re: This is bullshit [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #21739107 - 05/29/15 10:52 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #1 said:
Why can't I ever find a fucking girl! Everyone else seems to have an easy time just going up to girls and talking to them but I'm like fucking handicapped. Think I'm giving up and just going to dose myself into oblivion because it seems like that's the only damn thing I'm good at :facepalm3: my life is perfect when I have a women in my life and sadly they're few and far between.

It's like taking a fucking toll on my psyche now  :crying: cant take being alone anymore




Its like playing guitar, it looks easy but one needs to practice over and over. I can easily talk to females. Im scared shitless, but I do it because im a "Man"

I dont complain on the internet when I have a voice and two working legs and am more than capable of talking to woman. You choose to be single. Must not hurt that bad since you choose not to take the necessary steps to get yourself a girl.

We cant help you with that


Edited by Anonymous (05/29/15 10:53 PM)


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Anonymous #10

Re: This is bullshit [Re: Anonymous #12]
    #21739124 - 05/29/15 10:56 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

it is more an issue of feeling creepy just randomly approaching girls and having nothing to say other than "LET ME INSIDE YOU!!!!"


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Anonymous #1

Re: This is bullshit [Re: Anonymous #10]
    #21739321 - 05/29/15 11:43 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I've just always lacked self confidence which is what women are drawn too. And I've tried to improve it but I'm just always suck at square one because I can't get past it for some reason :facepalm3: it just fucking sucks. I don't know if everyone can just flirt and get laid no problemo but it's the opposite for me. I'm not bad looking (I think) but I'm like 180 pretty strong, have a job, friends, hit festivals and party but it's like I'm fucked. :shrug: pisses me off too that women have such an easy time finding men but I go to the ends of the earth and am left fucked.:sad: it's a real bummer guys


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Anonymous #13

Re: This is bullshit [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #21739466 - 05/30/15 12:45 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #1 said:
Why can't I ever find a fucking girl! Everyone else seems to have an easy time just going up to girls and talking to them but I'm like fucking handicapped. Think I'm giving up and just going to dose myself into oblivion because it seems like that's the only damn thing I'm good at :facepalm3: my life is perfect when I have a women in my life and sadly they're few and far between.

It's like taking a fucking toll on my psyche now  :crying: cant take being alone anymore




didn't read thread, but please stop being fucking retarded.  If you think a woman is going to make your life perfect then i dunno what to say.

Finding a nice relationship is a numbers game.  You have to go out and approach a lot of women. it doesn't matter if you fail, you just have to approach a lot of women.  Eventually you'll meet one that you like, and that likes you.

Stop fucking bitching and go approach a lot of women.


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Anonymous #9

Re: This is bullshit [Re: Anonymous #13]
    #21739601 - 05/30/15 02:13 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Ohhh but guyssss be compassionate, OP is fragile ok


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Anonymous #10

Re: This is bullshit [Re: Anonymous #9]
    #21739621 - 05/30/15 02:32 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)



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Anonymous #1

Re: This is bullshit [Re: Anonymous #10]
    #21740499 - 05/30/15 10:26 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

You guys think if I punch a girl as hard as I can in the head she would be down for a date?


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Anonymous #3

Re: This is bullshit [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #21740924 - 05/30/15 12:37 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Only if it's a donkey punch.


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Anonymous #14

Re: This is bullshit [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #21741059 - 05/30/15 01:17 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

A bitch punched me in my head once...lol. I would have instantly raped her if it was jungle laws governing things.....I say try it. If I was a bitch and got punched in the head id be instantly dtf. Based on my prior experiance obviously.  The decision to punch a chick is empirical as far as im concerned.

Knock that bitch senseless.


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Anonymous #1

Re: This is bullshit [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #21741062 - 05/30/15 01:18 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

If you're donkey punching a girl doesn't that mean you already went on the date? I was thinking about punching her just to show her what she's gonna be missing later that night


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Anonymous #3

Re: This is bullshit [Re: Anonymous #14]
    #21741080 - 05/30/15 01:24 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

You don't have to be dating to stick it in a chick's ass, what kind of bitches have you been meetin' brah?

Quote:

Anonymous #14 said:
A bitch punched me in my head once...lol. I would have instantly raped her if it was jungle laws governing things.....I say try it. If I was a bitch and got punched in the head id be instantly dtf. Based on my prior experiance obviously.  The decision to punch a chick is empirical as far as im concerned.

Knock that bitch senseless.



I was at a party and a girl randomly came up to me and punched me in the face. Had never met her before. It didn't really phase me beyond a "WTF?" but I did make out with her later and play with her pussy. You just gotta 'roll with the punches.'


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Anonymous #15

Re: This is bullshit [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #21783827 - 06/09/15 03:45 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

OP, its not always that great, trust me. You'll find out..


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Anonymous #16

Re: This is bullshit [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #21784248 - 06/09/15 05:12 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Study PUA stuff.


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Anonymous #17

Re: This is bullshit [Re: Anonymous #16]
    #21792613 - 06/11/15 11:24 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #1 said:
pisses me off too that women have such an easy time finding men but I go to the ends of the earth and am left unfucked.:sad: it's a real bummer guys




FTFY


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Anonymous #1

Re: This is bullshit [Re: Anonymous #17]
    #21795407 - 06/11/15 11:00 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

:lol: well thank you for that


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Anonymous #18

Re: This is bullshit [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #21801126 - 06/13/15 08:16 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Girls wont make you happy you make youself happy by adjusting  your focus


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Anonymous #19

Re: This is bullshit [Re: Anonymous #18]
    #21858591 - 06/26/15 05:04 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #18 said:
Girls wont make you happy you make youself happy by adjusting your focus




Probably if you were happy with your life, you would attract people.  Maybe forget about what your not getting and think about
what you can give, find some way to make a contribution to society.  Stick with it, and believe in yourself and the value of what your doing.


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