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OfflineManianFHS
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How often do you wash?
    #21728545 - 05/27/15 12:29 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Your car?


I wash my car 0 times a year. It still looks pretty clean. What a fucking epic waste of water IMO. I await your replies with judging eyes


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Re: How often do you wash? [Re: ManianFH]
    #21728548 - 05/27/15 12:30 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

I wash my balls once a day.


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Re: How often do you wash? [Re: Bitter Cactus]
    #21728551 - 05/27/15 12:30 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Almost never.


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Re: How often do you wash? [Re: Bitter Cactus]
    #21728554 - 05/27/15 12:31 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

Bitter Cactus said:
I wash my balls once a day.




Wrong washing thread :kingcrankey:


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Re: How often do you wash? [Re: ManianFH] * 1
    #21728560 - 05/27/15 12:32 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

After I poop I take a shower and scrub my asshole with my hand soap and put my hand in my crack and scrub it out so it's clean.


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Re: How often do you wash? [Re: Bitter Cactus]
    #21728581 - 05/27/15 12:40 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

I put my detachable shower head on spray and clean it out that way. Much less finger to cornhole contact.


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Re: How often do you wash? [Re: ManianFH]
    #21728833 - 05/27/15 01:50 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Exactly never. My car gets washed when it rains.


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Re: How often do you wash? [Re: TopPmz]
    #21728852 - 05/27/15 01:55 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

I wash cars with my balls


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Re: How often do you wash? [Re: SunnyD]
    #21728865 - 05/27/15 01:58 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Matchbox cars?


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Re: How often do you wash? [Re: Amanita86]
    #21728868 - 05/27/15 01:58 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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Amanita86 said:
Matchbox cars?



:smirk:
you got me


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Re: How often do you wash? [Re: SunnyD]
    #21728882 - 05/27/15 02:01 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

I wash it when I buy it. Then once a year I will wash/wax it to keep the paint looking good. Then I wash it really well before I sell it


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Re: How often do you wash? [Re: ManianFH] * 1
    #21729029 - 05/27/15 02:47 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Quite often.  You all have dirty cars, LOL.


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Re: How often do you wash? [Re: Bitter Cactus]
    #21729086 - 05/27/15 03:04 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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Bitter Cactus said:
After I poop I take a shower and scrub my asshole with my hand soap and put my hand in my crack and scrub it out so it's clean.





Jokey truth...


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Re: How often do you wash? [Re: ManianFH]
    #21729104 - 05/27/15 03:10 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

I've never washed my car. Fuck that noise.


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Re: How often do you wash? [Re: clock_of_omens]
    #21729115 - 05/27/15 03:14 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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I've never washed my car. Fuck that noise.




I don't wash my car either. I don't see the point :shrug:

I vacuum the inside from time to time.


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Re: How often do you wash? [Re: clock_of_omens]
    #21729116 - 05/27/15 03:14 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Generally once or twice a month, especially during pollen season. I also hate having bird shit all over my car .


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Re: How often do you wash? [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #21729126 - 05/27/15 03:17 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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I also hate having bird shit all over my car .





Well, yeah..when that happens I'll do a quick spot washing...


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Re: How often do you wash? [Re: ManianFH]
    #21729223 - 05/27/15 03:48 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Once every couple months. Can't really see dirt on a silver car.
Have to vacuum it pretty often since I get sand all over the place.

I have a story about washing my car and a problem maybe you guys can help me with.
A few months ago I noticed a spiderweb going from my passenger's side mirror to the window. I thought nothing of it, brushed it off, and went on my way.

This kept happening for a few weeks straight so I went to one of those places where you can pressure wash your car and sprayed inside the mirror using the high pressure gun. I thought I got rid of that fucker.

A few days later the spiderweb comes back and I just let it be. I had to drive on the interstate that day and while going around 70 mph Mr. spider decides to come out and give me the finger while hanging on his majestic web.

I've tried spraying everything in there I can think of to no avail. He's made a home in there and possibly become my best friend. Or maybe my worst enemy. I'm still deciding.

He does't help me with paying for my car insurance or gas so I'm tired of his shit! How do I get rid of him short of taking the mirror apart and telling him he's no longer welcome?


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Re: How often do you wash? [Re: kr0nik0]
    #21729234 - 05/27/15 03:51 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Raid. I had wasps in my mirrors for a while. I sprayed raid in there and got the fuck out of there. Later I just came back, turned the mirror as far as I could, and scraped the nests out.


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Re: How often do you wash? [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #21729240 - 05/27/15 03:54 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

I've tried Raid. Didn't scrape out the nest though.

Didn't know spiders had nests but I'm going to start sticking some screwdrivers in there right now.


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Re: How often do you wash? [Re: kr0nik0]
    #21729248 - 05/27/15 03:59 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Just smash him if he gets near you. Otherwise leave him alone.


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Re: How often do you wash? [Re: ManianFH] * 1
    #21729277 - 05/27/15 04:06 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Damn you guys are crazy. I can't go 2 weeks without washing my car, that's my upper limit. I love her though.


I try to wash it once a week, but usually ends up being every 2 weeks,
but after a week without I will usually give it a full body wipedown with quick detailer and microfiber if not washing, or a waterless car wash if it's more than light road grime
Even it's a silver car, crap builds up fast. dust and shiz, tar, bird droppings... get that shit off my paint asap. Fuck I carry a bottle of quick detail and microfiber in the trunk.

Every 6 months or so do I full detail with wash, clay bar, wash, polish (if needed), wax or sealant
I usually do all my washing and detailing myself... I don't trust other people with my car, except very expensive detail places which are very expensive so I just usually do it all myself unless I am extra lazy and have the cash...

You guys must just not give a shit about your paint :shrug:


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Re: How often do you wash? [Re: Shroomism]
    #21729298 - 05/27/15 04:11 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

I just don't give a shit about cars, :lol:.

If it works right and gets me where I need to go, I'm satisfied.

It's just a personal thing...some people worship sports....some people could care less..:shrug:


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Re: How often do you wash? [Re: 1234go]
    #21729333 - 05/27/15 04:18 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

My car is a piece of shit so... very rarely.

If i had a car with good paint I'd do it atleast once a month


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Re: How often do you wash? [Re: 1234go] * 1
    #21729335 - 05/27/15 04:19 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Yeah, personally I'd never spend a lot of money on a car. I just want it to be reliable and get good mileage. Which basically means I never wash my car. Bring on the rain.


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Re: How often do you wash? [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #21729381 - 05/27/15 04:33 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

fuck any time my jeep gets washed she is going through a river..

or after mudding when raining and i can no longer see out the front windshield.


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Re: How often do you wash? [Re: rackem]
    #21729401 - 05/27/15 04:37 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

:fasted: showers are for squares man hahahagagaga


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Re: How often do you wash? [Re: 1234go]
    #21729510 - 05/27/15 05:03 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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I just don't give a shit about cars, :lol:.

If it works right and gets me where I need to go, I'm satisfied.

It's just a personal thing...some people worship sports....some people could care less..:shrug:




Yep Different strokes for different folks and shit
I sometimes forget most people don't care about their cars


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Re: How often do you wash? [Re: Shroomism]
    #21729535 - 05/27/15 05:08 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

I washed and waxed my camper every time it came out of or went into winter-storage


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Re: How often do you wash? [Re: Tripsurfer]
    #21729726 - 05/27/15 06:04 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

When I had a car I'd try and do it once every couple months. Always did it by hand sometimes it just feels good to take care of the shit that you own. :shrug:


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Re: How often do you wash? [Re: Enjoywho]
    #21729776 - 05/27/15 06:18 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Yeah I only let one or two places hand wash my car when I'm lazy cause they do a real good job... but I'm anal AF.
I use the two bucket method when I wash to remove any contaminants from the mitt after each section...
one bucket with suds, one bucket with water and gritguard at the bottom to scrape anything off. Wash one section of car, rinse off mitt in water, repeat.
This minimizes the chances of getting any scratches from particles on the mitt or leaving swirl marks in the paint. Especially noticeable on black cars.
I also have a separate wash mitt for my wheels. Wheel wash mitt never touches the paint and paint wash mitt never touches the wheels. Brake dust on my paint fuck that shit

I really need to get a pressure washer and a foam blast cannon so I can do shit proper.


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Re: How often do you wash? [Re: Shroomism]
    #21729781 - 05/27/15 06:20 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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I sometimes forget most people don't care about their cars to the extent that i make happen for myself.




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Re: How often do you wash? [Re: akira_akuma]
    #21729787 - 05/27/15 06:21 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

hey man, people are into different stuff. I fully understand to most people a car is just transportation from point A to B. To me it's a valuable toy. To each his own. I like to take care of my shit, especially the really expensive shit.


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Re: How often do you wash? [Re: Shroomism]
    #21729799 - 05/27/15 06:25 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

well, that's all fine and dandy. nothing wrong with that.

i think that some people here just don't care about their car because their car is not the one they really want, probably. so it's not that they don't care about their paint... it's that their paint sucks anyway.

no need to paint people as slackers because they don't have expensive toys; is all i am really getting at. no pun intended.


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Re: How often do you wash? [Re: akira_akuma]
    #21729805 - 05/27/15 06:27 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Well, I don't have the car I really want either, I just got the one I could afford :P
I don't see where I painted others as slackers? Just for me personally, the thought of not washing my car for a year freaks me out, lol.


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Re: How often do you wash? [Re: akira_akuma]
    #21729807 - 05/27/15 06:28 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

An Audi is about the nicest car I would want. At best I'd wash it twice a year.


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Re: How often do you wash? [Re: Shroomism]
    #21729826 - 05/27/15 06:33 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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I don't see where I painted others as slackers?



right about here

Quote:

I usually do all my washing and detailing myself... I don't trust other people with my car, except very expensive detail places which are very expensive so I just usually do it all myself unless I am extra lazy and have the cash...

You guys must just not give a shit about your paint




but i guess i was just being nitpicky. maybe you were more painting yourself as a non-slacker, more than anything.

Quote:

Well, I don't have the car I really want either, I just got the one I could afford :P




oops, i meant A car they really want. some people have cars that makes them want to jump off a building.

it's that serious. :lol:

Quote:

Just for me personally, the thought of not washing my car for a year freaks me out, lol.




when i see dirty cars on the road... like those really filthy ones... i wanna see them Mad Max'd off the highway in a firey explosion. the dirt would probably heighten the explosive level, too, come to think of it. *FFFOOWSH*

Quote:

XLCaps said:
An Audi is about the nicest car I would want. At best I'd wash it twice a year.



:pierre1: that's lovely.


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Re: How often do you wash? [Re: akira_akuma]
    #21729831 - 05/27/15 06:34 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

If I had a Subaru, I'd probably go months without washing it.. cause yer like.. supposed to or something. And definitely some teeth on the grill.


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Re: How often do you wash? [Re: Shroomism]
    #21729838 - 05/27/15 06:35 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

exactly.

just to spite yourself for having such a shitty car. like flagellation.


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Re: How often do you wash? [Re: akira_akuma]
    #21729842 - 05/27/15 06:35 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

No cause then I can be like all the subaru drivers pretending to be a rally driver


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Re: How often do you wash? [Re: Shroomism]
    #21729847 - 05/27/15 06:37 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

well shroomism put some money in his car.. hes got a nice paint job and wants to keep it that way.. nothing wrong with that..

i like to take care of my expensive shit as well.. but i dont really see the need to wax a 1992 jeep cherokee with a single stage paint job. a boulder is probably gonna wreck the panel anyways. but believe me the suspension and steering settup costs more than what i bought the vehicle for :thumup:


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Re: How often do you wash? [Re: Shroomism]
    #21729863 - 05/27/15 06:42 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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No cause then I can be like all the subaru drivers pretending to be a rally driver



clever. :lol:

"i rally bro, see my dirt!?"

i see your Subaru. *transmission falls out*

Hyundai, now that's what everyone wants.


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Re: How often do you wash? [Re: rackem]
    #21729881 - 05/27/15 06:45 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

I'd climb some fucking rocks if I had a jeep, I don't blame you. That's one thing my car isn't good at... non roads.. heh. potholes scare me. Shit, speedbumps I gotta take as slow as possible.


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Re: How often do you wash? [Re: Shroomism]
    #21729902 - 05/27/15 06:53 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

i envision new wave car commercials to go something like this...

*hits a speed bump, car rips in half*

Buy Jeep Ranch Grand Cherokee. American.

*it drives over sewer-lids, and they pop up with water shooting up homeless people onto the street*

we need more poignant anti-humor in car commercials. i'm tired. i'll shut up now.


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Re: How often do you wash? [Re: Shroomism]
    #21729917 - 05/27/15 06:58 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

a lowered jetta has got to be hell keeping straight/clean where you are at dude.


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Re: How often do you wash? [Re: rackem]
    #21729949 - 05/27/15 07:05 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

the roads are surprisingly smooth in OC.. it's LA that sucks ballz


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Re: How often do you wash? [Re: rackem]
    #21729951 - 05/27/15 07:07 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

I hardly ever wash the outside of my car but the inside stays clean as fuck. I vacuum it about once a week and shampoo the carpet every month to two months. It would drive me crazy to drive a car around if the inside looked like a garbage can like some of my friends cars look.


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Re: How often do you wash? [Re: Shroomism]
    #21729954 - 05/27/15 07:09 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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the roads are surprisingly smooth in OC.. it's LA that sucks ballz



especially when the lava comes up through the cracks and melts your tires.


ok, i said i'd stop, and i really will.

OC Californ-i-a? isn't it all really hilly and stuff over there? probably be a nice cruise.

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I hardly ever wash the outside of my car but the inside stays clean as fuck. I vacuum it about once a week and shampoo the carpet every month to two months. It would drive me crazy to drive a car around if the inside looked like a garbage can like some of my friends cars look.



car floormats usually look like Iraq war rubble. just shampooing the carpet and getting rid of those crusty mats is probably a much smoother process then anything else.


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Re: How often do you wash? [Re: Shroomism]
    #21729962 - 05/27/15 07:13 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

i lived in hb for about 10 years.. no way would i have ever wanted a lowered vehicle in that mess.


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Re: How often do you wash? [Re: akira_akuma]
    #21729968 - 05/27/15 07:15 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

fuck yeah, we cruise. roll deep and shit. those canyons is good driving



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Re: How often do you wash? [Re: Shroomism]
    #21729976 - 05/27/15 07:19 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

it's Cruisin' USA up in this piece.

but yeah i can imagine it's a driver's paradise there. open roads, and expanses, and hills and canyons. it'd be pretty awesome.


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Re: How often do you wash? [Re: rackem]
    #21729977 - 05/27/15 07:20 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

ugggh fuck HB. So many bros and hos. I cracked my bumper lip there too, damn HB


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Re: How often do you wash? [Re: Shroomism]
    #21729983 - 05/27/15 07:22 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

LOL clowning some chicks on the beach yo. where it's at. yo, where's my hair gel, B? someone stole my gel!


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Re: How often do you wash? [Re: Shroomism]
    #21729996 - 05/27/15 07:26 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

yup.. exactly.. luckily i stayed the fuck away from all that 909 lifted f350 2 wheel drive with tapout shirts on.
fuck all that noise.

and parallel parking in hb is like giving a waver for some wanker with a lifted truck with a lowered trailer ball to send it right into your condenser/radiator.


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Re: How often do you wash? [Re: rackem]
    #21730000 - 05/27/15 07:27 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

LOL :lol: so much

for some reason i am getting some John Candy vibes there.


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Re: How often do you wash? [Re: rackem]
    #21730048 - 05/27/15 07:43 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

:lol: yeah fuck that noise! I really don't like that place. It's only a few miles away too, but I never go there.
I drove for Uber for a while on the side.. I pretty much gave up because those people


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Re: How often do you wash? [Re: Shroomism]
    #21730072 - 05/27/15 07:48 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

freds during the off season and kits place are worth it (maybe not kits place unless you are used to the super divey type bars)

i still miss it.. not the bullshit as stated above though


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Re: How often do you wash? [Re: rackem]
    #21730096 - 05/27/15 07:53 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

I'm in CM.. it's perfect imo, so many foods, not a ton of douchebags


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Re: How often do you wash? [Re: Shroomism]
    #21730119 - 05/27/15 07:58 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

patricks pub... no complaints..

and yeah some damn good food round those parts. i fucking miss stator bros, we cant get the selection of steaks from any chain here in this state.


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Re: How often do you wash? [Re: Shroomism]
    #21730126 - 05/27/15 08:00 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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hey man, people are into different stuff. I fully understand to most people a car is just transportation from point A to B. To me it's a valuable toy. To each his own. I like to take care of my shit, especially the really expensive shit.




If I had a car worth a damn I'd be washing it all the time. Unfortunately I have a 2003 Sonata. So I just really don't give a damn :lol: A while back I fixed all the scratches and a rust pit on the roof that's been there since we bought it, which I viewed as preventative maintenance.. But that's about the line for me.

If I planned to sell the car in the future I might take better care of it, but we buy cars expecting to beat them until they won't run anymore and then replace them. So in my mind, I'm stuck with this car until it's on it's way to a junk yard or something. It's definitely not a fashion statement and not worthy of the extra attention.


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Re: How often do you wash? [Re: Shroomslip]
    #21730156 - 05/27/15 08:08 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

not having that responsiblity every 2 weeks can be kinda nice.


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Re: How often do you wash? [Re: akira_akuma]
    #21730380 - 05/27/15 09:19 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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it's Cruisin' USA up in this piece.

but yeah i can imagine it's a driver's paradise there. open roads, and expanses, and hills and canyons. it'd be pretty awesome.



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Re: How often do you wash? [Re: SunnyD]
    #21730413 - 05/27/15 09:28 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Once a week and x2 on everything Shroomism said :lol:


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Re: How often do you wash? [Re: ManianFH]
    #21730418 - 05/27/15 09:29 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

washed and waxed once a month


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Re: How often do you wash? [Re: Shroomism]
    #21730489 - 05/27/15 09:53 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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No cause then I can be like all the subaru drivers pretending to be a rally driver



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Re: How often do you wash? [Re: theRAPeutic]
    #21730501 - 05/27/15 09:56 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Your ride is dirty, dude.


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Re: How often do you wash? [Re: California]
    #21730503 - 05/27/15 09:57 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

My ride is always clean, hater


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    #21730535 - 05/27/15 10:08 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Mine are always clean too.  As a perfectionist and cool person I have no choice but to keep them clean.  I'm not hating. 
I'm not really surprised that clean vehicles aren't an apparent priority for most pubbers.
A clean vehicle is a representation of ones self just as personal hygiene, grooming, and clean clothes are.  I judge people with dirty vehicles.


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Re: How often do you wash? [Re: California]
    #21730842 - 05/28/15 12:25 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

This is the car I want



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Re: How often do you wash? [Re: Shroomism]
    #21731073 - 05/28/15 02:13 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Can't go wrong with a pinto, check out how this pinto defends itself against an old angry Impala.







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Re: How often do you wash? [Re: California]
    #21731336 - 05/28/15 06:27 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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I'm not really surprised that clean vehicles aren't an apparent priority for most pubbers.
A clean vehicle is a representation of ones self just as personal hygiene, grooming, and clean clothes are.  I judge people with dirty vehicles.





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Re: How often do you wash? [Re: 1234go] * 1
    #21731377 - 05/28/15 06:50 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Nope. :thumbup:

"The car is who you are." :laugh2:


I understand why someone would want a nice car and all, the want to keep it clean, upgrade it, whatever. But I don't understand why someone would care what strangers think of you. A clean car doesn't speak of hygiene. It says your car is clean. Anyone that knows you personally isn't and shouldn't need to base their opinion of you off of the cleanliness of your car.

What's important to me is who I am. Working on outside forces that change the consensus perception of your self is an effective illusion but an illusion all the same. Spend your whole life with that attitude and you'll be a pretty shitty person. I meet them all the time.


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Re: How often do you wash? [Re: 1234go]
    #21731511 - 05/28/15 07:44 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

ive never washed my 2011 rav4, dont plan to ever unless the shit they use on the road for snow completely blacks out my windows and even then i usually do the ghetto wash, wash all 6 windows and the headlights with the hand held windshield washer


thing is my car is either A. covered in dirt/mud/dust or B. covered in whatever shit they are putting down on the roads out here during the winter


on my 01 ranger i never washed that thing. no point. it was a salvaged title anyways so it was worth nothing.

my 91 s10 tho that i rebuilt and painted with my dad i washed like once a week.....i painted it with this color that comes from GM that is dark blue til the sun hits it and it turns clearly green. that thing was sexy

i took my truck and my rav4 on some offroad trails i shouldnt have last year and ended up with some scratches thanks to branches...now i have a dirtbike tho i wont be offroading in a stock rav4 anymore :lol:

i totally understand keeping a nice car clean tho.....my friend had an 03 sti that was black and lowered and fast as fuck...for some reason it looked like they gold flaked the car with mini gold flakes when it was clean and waxed, but as soon as it got dirty it just looked like regular black


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Re: How often do you wash? [Re: trippinballs420]
    #21731583 - 05/28/15 08:09 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

My neighbor with numerous stupidly customized Honda Civics was complaining loudly that the robin that nested in our car port was shitting on her cars. News flash, they look stupid even when they're clean and the whole neighborhood is annoyed by your unnecessarily loud muffler noise.


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    #21731593 - 05/28/15 08:11 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

:lol: those little rice burning fart cans


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    #21731599 - 05/28/15 08:14 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Yeah it always sounds like some massive truck backing in, and you look out and it's this little purple shitbox.


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