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ManianFH
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How often do you wash?
#21728545 - 05/27/15 12:29 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Your car?
I wash my car 0 times a year. It still looks pretty clean. What a fucking epic waste of water IMO. I await your replies with judging eyes
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Re: How often do you wash? [Re: ManianFH]
#21728548 - 05/27/15 12:30 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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I wash my balls once a day.
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Almost never.
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ManianFH
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Quote:
Bitter Cactus said: I wash my balls once a day.
Wrong washing thread
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Re: How often do you wash? [Re: ManianFH] 1
#21728560 - 05/27/15 12:32 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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After I poop I take a shower and scrub my asshole with my hand soap and put my hand in my crack and scrub it out so it's clean.
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ManianFH
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I put my detachable shower head on spray and clean it out that way. Much less finger to cornhole contact.
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Re: How often do you wash? [Re: ManianFH]
#21728833 - 05/27/15 01:50 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Exactly never. My car gets washed when it rains.
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Re: How often do you wash? [Re: TopPmz]
#21728852 - 05/27/15 01:55 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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I wash cars with my balls
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Re: How often do you wash? [Re: SunnyD]
#21728865 - 05/27/15 01:58 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Matchbox cars?
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Re: How often do you wash? [Re: Amanita86]
#21728868 - 05/27/15 01:58 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
Amanita86 said: Matchbox cars?
 you got me
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Re: How often do you wash? [Re: SunnyD]
#21728882 - 05/27/15 02:01 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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I wash it when I buy it. Then once a year I will wash/wax it to keep the paint looking good. Then I wash it really well before I sell it
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Re: How often do you wash? [Re: ManianFH] 1
#21729029 - 05/27/15 02:47 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quite often. You all have dirty cars, LOL.
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Quote:
Bitter Cactus said: After I poop I take a shower and scrub my asshole with my hand soap and put my hand in my crack and scrub it out so it's clean.
Jokey truth...
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Re: How often do you wash? [Re: ManianFH]
#21729104 - 05/27/15 03:10 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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I've never washed my car. Fuck that noise.
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Quote:
clock_of_omens said: I've never washed my car. Fuck that noise.
I don't wash my car either. I don't see the point 
I vacuum the inside from time to time.
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Generally once or twice a month, especially during pollen season. I also hate having bird shit all over my car .
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Malcolm_Xtasy said: I also hate having bird shit all over my car .
Well, yeah..when that happens I'll do a quick spot washing...
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Re: How often do you wash? [Re: ManianFH]
#21729223 - 05/27/15 03:48 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Once every couple months. Can't really see dirt on a silver car. Have to vacuum it pretty often since I get sand all over the place.
I have a story about washing my car and a problem maybe you guys can help me with. A few months ago I noticed a spiderweb going from my passenger's side mirror to the window. I thought nothing of it, brushed it off, and went on my way.
This kept happening for a few weeks straight so I went to one of those places where you can pressure wash your car and sprayed inside the mirror using the high pressure gun. I thought I got rid of that fucker.
A few days later the spiderweb comes back and I just let it be. I had to drive on the interstate that day and while going around 70 mph Mr. spider decides to come out and give me the finger while hanging on his majestic web.
I've tried spraying everything in there I can think of to no avail. He's made a home in there and possibly become my best friend. Or maybe my worst enemy. I'm still deciding.
He does't help me with paying for my car insurance or gas so I'm tired of his shit! How do I get rid of him short of taking the mirror apart and telling him he's no longer welcome?
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Re: How often do you wash? [Re: kr0nik0]
#21729234 - 05/27/15 03:51 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Raid. I had wasps in my mirrors for a while. I sprayed raid in there and got the fuck out of there. Later I just came back, turned the mirror as far as I could, and scraped the nests out.
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I've tried Raid. Didn't scrape out the nest though.
Didn't know spiders had nests but I'm going to start sticking some screwdrivers in there right now.
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