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Re: New Leaf. New Life. I have returned. [Re: PartoftheSource]
    #21736462 - 05/29/15 11:35 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Levitate my arms.


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Re: New Leaf. New Life. I have returned. [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #21736475 - 05/29/15 11:38 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

1566 is your gangs number.


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Re: New Leaf. New Life. I have returned. [Re: PartoftheSource]
    #21736478 - 05/29/15 11:39 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

And 8" was the length of the turd that reminded me of you.


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Re: New Leaf. New Life. I have returned. [Re: PartoftheSource]
    #21736497 - 05/29/15 11:44 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

What's up dude..


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Re: New Leaf. New Life. I have returned. [Re: Amanita86]
    #21736657 - 05/29/15 12:28 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I will bring PEACE to the world with my very laughter and embracing hugs. You will feel my vibe through my dance and I will transfer cleansing through daps. I will put the world in a trance with sounds from my mouthpiece, that resemble the beatbox of a drum beat. I will share my heart so the world can nod a head to its beat.

I will blow peace signs like smoke rings, make prayers and serenade the masses with a sweet harmony only song birds sing.

They will try to control me, but I am protected.



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Re: New Leaf. New Life. I have returned. [Re: PartoftheSource]
    #21736662 - 05/29/15 12:29 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

If you could do that you would have already done it, since you're so infallibly altruistic.


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Re: New Leaf. New Life. I have returned. [Re: PartoftheSource]
    #21736666 - 05/29/15 12:30 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

The devil is the ONE behind the mask man puts on everyday. He doesn't believe he is as widely accepted as I am... he may be right.

One is the loneliest and most selfish number there is.


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Re: New Leaf. New Life. I have returned. [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #21736670 - 05/29/15 12:31 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

God took 6 days to create the universe. Be patient.


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Re: New Leaf. New Life. I have returned. [Re: PartoftheSource] * 1
    #21736677 - 05/29/15 12:32 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Hi Jesus, can you recommend a brand of toliet paper that doesn't leave lint behind in my butt hairs?


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Re: New Leaf. New Life. I have returned. [Re: PartoftheSource]
    #21736678 - 05/29/15 12:32 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

What, did he do a bunch of opiates and get constipated?


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Re: New Leaf. New Life. I have returned. [Re: Dark_Star]
    #21736684 - 05/29/15 12:34 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Forgo the toilet paper and use your left hand.


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Re: New Leaf. New Life. I have returned. [Re: PartoftheSource]
    #21736691 - 05/29/15 12:36 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Using dark agents, the devil will try to plant the seed of doubt into my mind and others... over and over.


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Re: New Leaf. New Life. I have returned. [Re: PartoftheSource]
    #21736693 - 05/29/15 12:36 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Why not my right hand?


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Re: New Leaf. New Life. I have returned. [Re: Dark_Star]
    #21736697 - 05/29/15 12:37 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

The right hand is the universal hand for hand-shaking.
The universe inside me recognizes the universe inside you.


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Re: New Leaf. New Life. I have returned. [Re: PartoftheSource]
    #21736701 - 05/29/15 12:38 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Yeah but that would make it all the better.


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Re: New Leaf. New Life. I have returned. [Re: PartoftheSource] * 1
    #21736703 - 05/29/15 12:39 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Many think that money is the root of all evil. I'm here to tell you that money is merely an illusion.

PUSSY is the root of all evil.


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Re: New Leaf. New Life. I have returned. [Re: PartoftheSource]
    #21736748 - 05/29/15 12:49 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Finally, you're starting to make some sense..


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Re: New Leaf. New Life. I have returned. [Re: Amanita86]
    #21736839 - 05/29/15 01:16 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I'm still trying to grasp the full understanding of things. The human condition is the reason.


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Re: New Leaf. New Life. I have returned. [Re: PartoftheSource]
    #21736846 - 05/29/15 01:20 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

More proof exists in the Wheel of Time novel series. The police can verify that I unconsciously fulfilled all the prophecies laid out in the wheel of time for the dragon reborn. Peoples park is the garden.

But if you were to walk with me, I could easily show you the way the pattern of life weaves itself around me... with parallels and patterns manifesting themselves.


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Re: New Leaf. New Life. I have returned. [Re: PartoftheSource]
    #21737420 - 05/29/15 03:58 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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I was born into this world Keith Edward Fanning on 12/27/1984. I was raised by my grandmother, with my brother and sister. All three libras... The three scales... My original name here on the shroomery was thePatient... but I come to you with a new name... a new life. On May 25th 2014 I recieved a message from heaven through a guy named Leprachaun that I am the son of God... Jesus Christ has been reborn and I was given one year to tell the world who I was and what was to come. I come to you two days late with my words and message two days late just as i was born two days late. Words are powerful. Spelling brings on spells. It was a grey area for my team to contact me through Leprachaun  John... but even heaven cheats a little. There is less than 500 years left on this Earth. Our sun is dieing. Our star's time is over soon. That leaves this life and the next to atone for all our sins or karma. All of us will be respun out into the pattern by the wheel of time and it will be your last chance to redeem yourself for past life choices.

I have a question for the world, and I need an answer before I return to the Source of all things. God has the power to keep this life... this reality... this existence going... to infinity and beyond. We can go where no one has ever gone before. Ultimately it is my choice. Infinity or Heaven. In 500 years when our sun explodes, would you choose to keep being reborn knowing that each new life good bring unquestionable suffering... or would you choose heaven knowing that Half the world will go to hell? Its the balance of all things. Would you choose Heaven... and the final judgement knowing that half the world will be going to hell?

I have met the devil himself twice. He advocates infinity because with the final judgement he will be trapped in hell. He has many faces and many dark agents. I will call him out the third time we meet. Personally, he came off as a bitch... seemed a little queer and didn't like me calling him bro. He has tried everything in his power to stop what I'm trying to do... but I cannot place full blame on him. I was born into this world and respun by the wheel of time so I could have the choice like the rest of you and better understand the human condition. We all have the ability to know Good or Bad... and that comes from inside just like truth.

The only fair way for me to cast final judgement on everyone would be for me to be thrown into the thick of it all. I had to be tempted just like everyone else. I dont have much more time but i can answer any questions you have. The new bible for this generation is the wheel of time... the world of dreams from this book is the internet.

I was told the darkness is winning and i have the rest of my time here to fight it. I have planted the seed at Seminary park this morning so the church knows of my return... and now im letting the world know through the shroomery. The world and the church are divided.

I have a lot to tell you and I am slowly realizing it all. I am so sorry and slightly ashamed of my choices and actions in this life and will make amense. I have the rest of my life to deal with this trial of choosing good or evil.Do good things and good things will happen. If i choose the darkeness... the darkness will win.

Right now I have a crutch that helps me realize things or have epiphanies. The almighty wanted me to realize who i was through was I loved the most at the time... and at the time the only thing I cared about was spice. It has to do with what the three wisemen brought to my first birth... Frakensence and mur are both spice. In time I will be able to find truth on my own.

The definition of a Glen is:
A glen is a valley, typically one that is long, deep, and often glacially U-shaped, or one with a watercourse running through it.

One of my best friends is Adam Glenn Walker. He is the first man to ever walk the earth, and you know him from the bible as Adam from adam and eve. Andrew Lee Rippy is my champion in this life and will not have to see judgement to get into heaven.

Jake lee Williams rode two days from brown county to bring me my purple shirt or garb to wear on 5/25. The crest on the front is a mandala and the plant of is the marijuana plant. Virginia... an ex episcopal priest  born on 5/25 will help me spread the word to the church. I planted the seed in her mind at seminary park this morning just as I'm planting the seed into the worlds mind through the shroomery right now. It is what it is...




So you're saying I have 500 years to repent and nothing is going to happen in my lifetime? Also what on the world did this guy tell you to make you think you are Jesus?


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