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Re: New Leaf. New Life. I have returned. [Re: Amanita86] * 1
    #21731933 - 05/28/15 10:03 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Yeah I hate to be so blunt, but I didn't buy a single word in this entire thread by "Jesus".

In all honesty I hope you prove me wrong, and do amazing things for the world, but my hopes for that are low/nonexistent.

Even if it were found to be true, a belief that has a literal place for eternal suffering that you get sent to based off of your choices in an extremely finite, almost irrelevant amount of time in a world of uncertainty isn't something I can ever believe in. Even if it was proven to be fact, I'd still not worship that god.


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Re: New Leaf. New Life. I have returned. [Re: SirShroomsAlott]
    #21731957 - 05/28/15 10:13 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Matthew 24 : 23 Then if any man shall say unto you, Lo, here is Christ, or there; believe it not.

24 For there shall arise false Christs, and false prophets, and shall shew great signs and wonders; insomuch that, if it were possible, they shall deceive the very elect.

25 Behold, I have told you before.

26 Wherefore if they shall say unto you, Behold, he is in the desert; go not forth: behold, he is in the secret chambers; believe it not.

27 For as the lightning cometh out of the east, and shineth even unto the west; so shall also the coming of the Son of man be.

28 For wheresoever the carcase is, there will the eagles be gathered together.

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Re: New Leaf. New Life. I have returned. [Re: Amanita86]
    #21731973 - 05/28/15 10:16 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Never know , in the past few day an alien god thing gave us what seemed to be a numerical cure for cancer :lolsy: we definitely get the interesting ones here on the shroomery.


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Re: New Leaf. New Life. I have returned. [Re: PartoftheSource]
    #21732027 - 05/28/15 10:33 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Interesting. When you were here the first time, the rat was known to Jesus, and yet he didn't run from the cops. Any reason why you've changed your approach this time? Is it a "Crucify me once, shame on you, crucify me twice, shame on me" kind of thing?


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Re: New Leaf. New Life. I have returned. [Re: SirShroomsAlott]
    #21732209 - 05/28/15 11:36 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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Do good things and I'll support you, do bad things and I won't. That's about all any person on this planet will ever get from me apart from my help if they need it.

Doesn't a picture/necklace/anything with a depiction of Jesus go against the graven image commandment? Considering we don't know what he looked like yet still depict him as a handsome and slightly ripped white guy, kind of off topic but I've always wondered that.




That's part of my major trial. If i don't continue to Do good things... good things wont happen. The darkness wins. The more I let doubt affect me, the less powerful I become.

All day long the pattern is revealing truth to me. It would take me a while to describe everything... and a digital camera to prove it all. Yesterday, a bill from the Kingdom of Jordan was given to me. This morning, as we were asking for donations at as gas station we recieved 15 dollars from a guy named Jordan and pumped the gas on pump 11. This bill is powerful... I will leave it at that and when I get access to a digital camera I will show it to you. If i remember correctly, Jesus was born on the river of Jordan. I was given this bill when i fully self-actualized and realized who I am.

My sister is part of the power of three. She started singing this song by J. Cole in a moment of doubt that plagued me:

I keep my head high
I got my wings to carry me
I don't know freedom
I want my dreams to rescue me
I keep my faith strong
I ask the lord to follow me
I've been unfaithful
I don't know why you call on me

J. Cole... or JC... or Jesus Christ.
The pattern is weaving itself around me more and more everyday.

Keeping my head high not only relates to confidence being key in becoming more powerful but it also relates to smoking spice as a sacrament to become closer to God. Its all about the power of words and beautiful imagery.

The picture of Jesus is more about the idea then the picture of him. In the picture was Jesus with a bunch of children and in the background was 2 people. One was the church the other was the people. The internet is the best way for me to express myself on a massive level and since the shroomery was a huge part of my life before i self-actualized... it only makes sense. In my first message from heaven I was told to use the shroomery.


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Re: New Leaf. New Life. I have returned. [Re: PartoftheSource]
    #21732227 - 05/28/15 11:42 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Early stage schizophrenia.


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Re: New Leaf. New Life. I have returned. [Re: Amanita86]
    #21732242 - 05/28/15 11:51 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

The image of Jesus we all know is actually a picture of the Roman Emperor Constantine.

If you are to believe the  prophecy of the messiah as laid out by the ancient Jews, then the messiah would be the ugliest person ever born, covered in boils and acne, smelling extremely bad. Also he would dress like an ultra orthodox jew, so all black with the curly sideburns and all.


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Re: New Leaf. New Life. I have returned. [Re: Supachopped719] * 1
    #21732271 - 05/28/15 12:01 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

TURN POOP INTO WINE


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Re: New Leaf. New Life. I have returned. [Re: Tybg]
    #21735971 - 05/29/15 08:23 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

On 6/6/15  or 6/6/6  I will have to battle the devil. My champion and his brother will do what they can for the simple fact that I cannot indugle in any bad ways.

I will prove myself to the world soon enough. I will fly in Seminary Park.


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Re: New Leaf. New Life. I have returned. [Re: SirShroomsAlott]
    #21736007 - 05/29/15 08:39 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Hey while you're here, why does god favor certain people and have them be born in a part of the world where they will be raised with the correct religion while having others raised in different religions and punishing them for all eternity for it?

Also, did all the jews killed by Hitler also go to hell? Since they didn't believe you were the son of god, and why are you okay with that?

Why did your daddy also not leave any proof of which religion is the right one, considering if the Jesus story is true, well over 5 billion people will be going to hell, and that's only considering the people that are alive now.

Do you call your dad god? or do you have an actual name for him?

If you "are Jesus Christ", youtube some miracles, shit should spread fast enough, or just go out and walk on top of the ocean for a while, someone will film you at some point, be ready for skepticism though, it better be a damn good miracle for me not to consider it a magic trick.

Truly not trying to be a dick, for the sake of argument or until it is proven I'll go with it, but I definitely have some questions and concerns that I'd like to clear up with you, most of them being the reasons why I'm not a big fan of you and especially your dad.







All views and beliefs are valid. Labels fall short. Not believing in me will not send you to hell. Doing wrong and advocating or enabling the darkness will send you down that path if I choose heaven in the end.


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Re: New Leaf. New Life. I have returned. [Re: PartoftheSource]
    #21736017 - 05/29/15 08:42 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

A song with no voice
A poem with no name
A world without choice
Everyday always the same

I don't know freedom (or politics), but I will liberate this world.


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Re: New Leaf. New Life. I have returned. [Re: PartoftheSource]
    #21736072 - 05/29/15 09:08 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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On 6/6/15  or 6/6/6  I will have to battle the devil. My champion and his brother will do what they can for the simple fact that I cannot indugle in any bad ways.

I will prove myself to the world soon enough. I will fly in Seminary Park.




So either a few months from now, or a hundred years? 6/6/6 won't happen until 2106.


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Hey while you're here, why does god favor certain people and have them be born in a part of the world where they will be raised with the correct religion while having others raised in different religions and punishing them for all eternity for it?

Also, did all the jews killed by Hitler also go to hell? Since they didn't believe you were the son of god, and why are you okay with that?

Why did your daddy also not leave any proof of which religion is the right one, considering if the Jesus story is true, well over 5 billion people will be going to hell, and that's only considering the people that are alive now.

Do you call your dad god? or do you have an actual name for him?

If you "are Jesus Christ", youtube some miracles, shit should spread fast enough, or just go out and walk on top of the ocean for a while, someone will film you at some point, be ready for skepticism though, it better be a damn good miracle for me not to consider it a magic trick.

Truly not trying to be a dick, for the sake of argument or until it is proven I'll go with it, but I definitely have some questions and concerns that I'd like to clear up with you, most of them being the reasons why I'm not a big fan of you and especially your dad.







All views and beliefs are valid. Labels fall short. Not believing in me will not send you to hell. Doing wrong and advocating or enabling the darkness will send you down that path if I choose heaven in the end.




I actually like this answer. Even if I don't believe in the concept of heaven or hell, just the idea that what you do is more important then what you believe. Though unless you DO prove it, I don't think this is anything more then delusions of grandeur, or a mental illness of some kind. But as I said before, I hope you do amazing things for the world and prove me wrong either way. Do you plan to be filmed in Seminary park when you fly? and what kind of flying is it, because I saw Criss Angel do some pretty crazy levitation before, and he isn't divine.


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Re: New Leaf. New Life. I have returned. [Re: SirShroomsAlott] * 1
    #21736102 - 05/29/15 09:26 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Criss Angel is Divine though....
It's in his name.


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Re: New Leaf. New Life. I have returned. [Re: SirShroomsAlott]
    #21736312 - 05/29/15 10:46 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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On 6/6/15  or 6/6/6  I will have to battle the devil. My champion and his brother will do what they can for the simple fact that I cannot indulge in any bad ways.

I will prove myself to the world soon enough. I will fly in Seminary Park.




So either a few months from now, or a hundred years? 6/6/6 won't happen until 2106.





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Re: New Leaf. New Life. I have returned. [Re: Supachopped719]
    #21736317 - 05/29/15 10:48 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Criss Angel is Divine though....
It's in his name.




Words and names are powerful.


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Re: New Leaf. New Life. I have returned. [Re: PartoftheSource]
    #21736320 - 05/29/15 10:50 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

First it was:
WWJD

Now it's:
WWKD

And on my final return it will be:
WWLD

I AM under the impression I will return a female in my final and third life.


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Re: New Leaf. New Life. I have returned. [Re: SirShroomsAlott]
    #21736352 - 05/29/15 10:59 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Do you plan to be filmed in Seminary park when you fly?




How would I go about doing this? At the very least, I can have someone record it with their cellphone then youtube that shit.


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Re: New Leaf. New Life. I have returned. [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #21736398 - 05/29/15 11:14 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

XLCAPS is the police and it is my wish that the authorities come forward with the proof I speak of.


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Re: New Leaf. New Life. I have returned. [Re: PartoftheSource] * 1
    #21736417 - 05/29/15 11:19 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

This is a really shitty troll. No one cares, you just look like some idiot wasting his time trying to be funny in some way you have no ability.


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Re: New Leaf. New Life. I have returned. [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #21736459 - 05/29/15 11:34 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

It is what it is.


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