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larry.fisherman
shoulda died already



Registered: 11/03/12
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Walk on water.
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larry.fisherman
shoulda died already



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Die and come back to life.
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larry.fisherman
shoulda died already



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Build something useful.
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PartoftheSource
NAUT GUILTY


Registered: 05/27/15
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XLCaps said: Build something useful.
I sheltered the world and shed water for 6 to 7 years as a roofer. If you take the illusion of money from what you do... what is it that you are actually doing? As a roofer I was earning redemption by sheltering families. Roofing is sacred and one of the first jobs primitive man ever created.
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propensity
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Registered: 01/06/10
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PartoftheSource said: Oh ya. I performed my first miracle on 5/25. The authorities have the proof.
I understand everyones skepticism. I asking for any scholars or pedants for help: How do I prove that I am Jesus Christ Reincarnated? All jokes aside.
Some gigantic, televised and monetized miracles. The public won't understand anything else.
Get Ellen degeneres to dance around while you spray streams of hot wine into the mouths of the crowd.
It has to feel as degrading as America's Got Talent, but as holy as church. America's Got Ya Savior.
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Amanita86
OTD Keymaster


Registered: 09/26/12
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Glass of wine?
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Orange clock, pencil "They threw me off the hay truck about noon..."
*Mark 15:34  Gam zeh ya’avor...
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PartoftheSource
NAUT GUILTY


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Re: New Leaf. New Life. I have returned. [Re: propensity]
#21728804 - 05/27/15 01:43 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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This world is a mirror... or an echo of infinity. For us Americans to live very well, other have to live very poorly. The same concept with heaven. For half the world to enter the gates of heaven, the other half have to suffer hell. I came to this conclusion last night when the moon was half and half. Half darkness... half light. Remember... the moons light is not its own... it is only a reflection of the sun.
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kr0nik0
Ole' Salty


Registered: 02/13/12
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Warrior said: Do you happen to have a family history with schizophrenia? 
I would like this answered first, OP.
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propensity said: Ah, the latest messiah has arrived, how nice.
Man we have a lot of shroomery messiahs already shouldn't we have been saved already? All these jesuses working overtime and aint shit changed.

5 more Jesuses (or is it Jusi?) and we all win the lottery. 
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PartoftheSource said: How do I prove that I am Jesus Christ Reincarnated? All jokes aside.
Like this:
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XLCaps said: Walk on water.
Or water into wine or feed the hungry. Take your pick.
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PartoftheSource
NAUT GUILTY


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Re: New Leaf. New Life. I have returned. [Re: kr0nik0]
#21728866 - 05/27/15 01:58 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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New miracles for this life. I don't feed the hungry... The homeless are this generations chosen people. I am part of the hungry. The homeless follow the Way of the Leaf. Read the Wheel of Time and you will know who I am.
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PartoftheSource
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Someone very connected to me and who has no idea about what I've done today has posted this on facebook: WITH every rising of the sun Think of your life as just begun.
The past has shrived and buried deep All yesterdays--there let them sleep.
Nor seek to summon back one ghost Of that innumerable host.
Concern yourself with but to-day. Woo it and teach it to obey...
I did what I was meant to do... I have told the people (shroomery/internet) and I have told the church of my return. It is what it is people.
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LogicaL Chaos
Ascension Energy & Alien UFOs




Registered: 05/12/07
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Can u summon God into this eearth realm?
Cause that would be dope as F#$%k!
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larry.fisherman
shoulda died already



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Tell me about your drug history.
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PartoftheSource
NAUT GUILTY


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Re: New Leaf. New Life. I have returned. [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
#21728892 - 05/27/15 02:03 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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No. God is already here and is everything. God is this moment... now. God is the darkness and the light. The light doesn't existence without its shadow.
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PartoftheSource
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You realize when the authorities and the masses realize who I am... the Shroomery is going to blow up! I have to give thanks and praises for the Shroomery... it has a lot to do with my evolutionary process and radical consciousness.
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larry.fisherman
shoulda died already



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You know why I know you're not the bodhisattva?
A bodhisattva would know none of this matters because it's a state of being. You are just trying to be special. Anyone can be a bodhisattva. Not only that, but you claim to know, yet you do not understand.
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PartoftheSource
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It is what it is. Forgive my humble human mind and misunderstandings. Lets not forget my years of drug use. I am still waiting for a scholar to help me with the signs for proof.
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larry.fisherman
shoulda died already



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There you go again. Who gives a shit if you have proof? You're on a self indulgent path. All you want is recognition.
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LogicaL Chaos
Ascension Energy & Alien UFOs




Registered: 05/12/07
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So, do u have God's knowledge?
If so, i would like to know what Universe this is.
Im under the assumption that the Universe is born (Big Bang) then dies (Big Crunch/Big Crunch) just like every living thing in the Universe (stars, people, ants, trees, etc).
So, assuming that the existence of the Universe is cyclical (lift-death-life again, forever), which recreation of the Universe are we currently in? Is it the first one or maybe the millionth one?
Much Thanks, - Logical Chaos
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basqueshaman
Todays scapegoat



Registered: 04/01/11
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Loc: Washington State
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PartoftheSource said: Oh ya. I performed my first miracle on 5/25. The authorities have the proof.
I understand everyones skepticism. I asking for any scholars or pedants for help: How do I prove that I am Jesus Christ Reincarnated? All jokes aside.
How about you magically have my wife come back to me, and she fully forgives me for my mistakes. That would convince me. Or how about you turn all tap water into some good brandy
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basqueshaman
Todays scapegoat



Registered: 04/01/11
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Loc: Washington State
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Re: New Leaf. New Life. I have returned. [Re: basqueshaman]
#21729149 - 05/27/15 03:24 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Oh here's a good one, tell me what god showed me in my granted vision. It happened when I was sober
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