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How often do you wash?
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Wash as in, shower or bath and on average i.e. obviously you'll shower more if you workout/get dirtier quicker. My hygiene has always been REALLY bad. I go for a shower once a week, sometimes even longer. It's time for a shower when I can even smell myself  Be honest everyone!
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Re: How often do you wash? [Re: daz01]
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I shower daily. Every once in awhile ill get a weekend where im not doing much and dont feel dirty so ill go a day or two without but never longer than that. I love hot showers after a long day they are nice and relaxing.
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I swim 2-3 hours 6 days a week so I'm super clean.
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Re: How often do you wash? [Re: Asante]
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Eh, pretty much once every 2 days. Most days I can just take a bird bath in the sink and call it good.
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Re: How often do you wash? [Re: SushiKing] 1
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Once a week. I don't see a lot of people and really don't give a fuck. Though I do take care of business when I need to, especially if I've got something important to attend or if ima go chill with some people.
Believe it or not it's actually healthy for your skin to shower less, the oils that build on your skin are actually a layer of protection. Until it starts to rot, lol, then it's not. Using soap on your skin too frequently, once a day, is actually more harmful than good. Learned this from some villagers in Thailand. The bugs would stay away if you allow the oils on your skin to build up a bit.
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every morning before work, every night after I cycle/run.
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MajickMuffin said: Once a week. I don't see a lot of people and really don't give a fuck. Though I do take care of business when I need to, especially if I've got something important to attend or if ima go chill with some people.
Believe it or not it's actually healthy for your skin to shower less, the oils that build on your skin are actually a layer of protection. Until it starts to rot, lol, then it's not. Using soap on your skin too frequently, once a day, is actually more harmful than good. Learned this from some villagers in Thailand. The bugs would stay away if you allow the oils on your skin to build up a bit.
Maybe that's why my skin is so great! I don't really use soap much, only soap to watch under armpits and genital/arse area.
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Edited by daz01 (05/27/15 06:11 AM)
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Re: How often do you wash? [Re: daz01]
#21727618 - 05/27/15 07:16 AM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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once a day
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Re: How often do you wash? [Re: daz01] 1
#21727619 - 05/27/15 07:16 AM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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No STAL invalid poll
But anyway I usually shower once every 2-3 days
If I go for a good run I always shower afterwards though cause I sweat like crazy
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Once a day for sure, sometimes twice depending on my activities that day
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Re: How often do you wash? [Re: Asante]
#21727642 - 05/27/15 07:28 AM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Asante said: I swim 2-3 hours 6 days a week so I'm super clean.
Hope no ones peeing in that pool
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Re: How often do you wash? [Re: Mental Taco] 1
#21727654 - 05/27/15 07:32 AM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Asante always pees in the pool
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Re: How often do you wash? [Re: daz01]
#21727686 - 05/27/15 07:47 AM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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daz01 said: Wash as in, shower or bath and on average i.e. obviously you'll shower more if you workout/get dirtier quicker. My hygiene has always been REALLY bad. I go for a shower once a week, sometimes even longer. It's time for a shower when I can even smell myself  Be honest everyone!
Once a week? You probably smell like dumpster juice and asscrack.
I hope you brush your teeth more often than you shower
Im sure you're quite the hit at parties
I Shower everyday, and twice a day if I go and workout.
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I rarely go to parties or events and when I do, I'll always clean myself. But, ATM I am mostly in the house 24/7.
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Re: How often do you wash? [Re: daz01]
#21727724 - 05/27/15 08:04 AM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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So is the life of a poppy pod addict
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Re: How often do you wash? [Re: daz01]
#21727725 - 05/27/15 08:04 AM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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That's fair, although I'd argue that's certainly no way to live. What do you do for fun since you're inside all the time?
But you don't catch whiffs of yourself and be Like Goddamn?!?
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Edited by Malcolm_Xtasy (05/27/15 08:06 AM)
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Connoisseur said: So is the life of a poppy pod addict
Oh hell no. My hygiene has been bad since a young age, before I even considered any type of drug.
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Edited by daz01 (05/27/15 08:18 AM)
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Connoisseur said: So is the life of a poppy pod addict
Oh, that makes more sense
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Re: How often do you wash? [Re: daz01]
#21727758 - 05/27/15 08:20 AM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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I meant the in the house 24/7 part
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Oh hell no. I've always stayed in the house 24/7. I was a computer junkie before I tried any type of drug. Now I'm both, computer and drug addict
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Re: How often do you wash? [Re: daz01]
#21727775 - 05/27/15 08:25 AM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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If I am working, once a day. If no work once or twice a week
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Re: How often do you wash? [Re: daz01] 1
#21727776 - 05/27/15 08:25 AM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Anybody who doesn't wash every day is a dirty fuck.
If your a smoker on top of that, you're a white trash dirty fuck
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Re: How often do you wash? [Re: Patlal]
#21727778 - 05/27/15 08:27 AM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Patlal said: Anybody who doesn't wash every day is a dirty fuck.
If your a smoker on top of that, you're a white trash dirty fuck
There is no need to bath every single day in the 21st century if all you do is sit on your ass or work an office job. Waste of water.
If you are actually DIRTY sure
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Quote:
Almond Flour said:
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Patlal said: Anybody who doesn't wash every day is a dirty fuck.
If your a smoker on top of that, you're a white trash dirty fuck
There is no need to bath every single day in the 21st century if all you do is sit on your ass or work an office job. Waste of water.
If you are actually DIRTY sure
Sweat stinks.
Wash yourself
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Re: How often do you wash? [Re: Patlal]
#21727804 - 05/27/15 08:40 AM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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I like the early-stage smell of my odours, except today where the smell was so bad I had to go for a shower
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Re: How often do you wash? [Re: Patlal]
#21727809 - 05/27/15 08:40 AM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Patlal said: Anybody who doesn't wash every day is a dirty fuck.
If your a smoker on top of that, you're a white trash dirty fuck
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I wash my entire body every day except for my dick and balls. I like that smell of week-old pussy juice and the pungent vinegar of sweat from sex and a hard day's work.
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Week old pussy juice? nasty dude
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Mixed in with the ever so delightful scent of orange.
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Re: How often do you wash? [Re: Amanita86]
#21727832 - 05/27/15 08:53 AM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Lol, I was gonna have an orange but it was peeling worth a fuck so I just cut it in four and chowed down.. It was a juicy one.
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I live in florida and work outside soo twice a day
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there should be an automatic ban feature for people who's polls forget stal.
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Re: How often do you wash? [Re: daz01]
#21728126 - 05/27/15 10:27 AM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Daily. The longest I've ever gone without one is almost two days.
I bet you don't wash your bootyhole, either.
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Why would you wash that? It's just gonna get dirty again.
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Im disappointed in a lot of people in this thread
Being a hermit is no excuse for having bad hygiene
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Mine whistles Andy Griffith when I shower. Real talk.
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XLCaps said: Why would you wash that? It's just gonna get dirty again.
I laughed way harder at this than I should've
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Re: How often do you wash? [Re: daz01]
#21728284 - 05/27/15 11:07 AM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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OP, you are one nasty motherfucker
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XLCaps said: Why would you wash that? It's just gonna get dirty again.

I knew you guys didn't wash your asses!
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twice a day usually
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I've gone like 2-3 weeks without a real shower while backpacking, but would rinse off in streams when I could.
usually I like to shower daily.
skipped yesterday cause I have an ungodly sunburn and showers are gonna suck for a little while.
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ThatKidWithTheFace said: OP, you are one nasty motherfucker
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Re: How often do you wash? [Re: daz01]
#21728498 - 05/27/15 12:13 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Once every 2-3 days
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Re: How often do you wash? [Re: ManianFH]
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Whenever I need to. When I was working, every day. Now that I sit on my ass in air conditioning all day, usually every other day.
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Re: How often do you wash? [Re: Shroomslip]
#21728508 - 05/27/15 12:17 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Do you shine your rosebud?
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Re: How often do you wash? [Re: daz01]
#21728511 - 05/27/15 12:18 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Depends, As most hermits that live in the back-alleys of sewage infested holes we call life, I am subject to circumstance.
If I come to find that enough rainwater has collected in my many plastic cups kept on a nearby roof, I like to bathe.
Though often I find that rain itself is enough to wash away my depressive illnesses for the night.
So this amounts to about 3 washes a week.
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Re: How often do you wash? [Re: Shroomslip]
#21728515 - 05/27/15 12:19 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Shroomslip said: I don't have roses.
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Re: How often do you wash? [Re: ManianFH]
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Daily. I'm a cook and I reek like fish and grease if I don't hose some of that shit off.
If I don't work, I might skip a day or two.
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Re: How often do you wash? [Re: Patlal]
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By day 3 I get a little stank.... I just don't like using that much water actually. I don't think it's necessary and worth the 60 gallons. If my fiancé said something is wash every day but she doesn't seem to mind.
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To all who skip daily showers and think you dont stink. We can smell you! Your the guy with greasy hair in the waiting line that smells like cheese.
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I usually shower one time a day
I love showers, espeacilly with one other person if it isn't a busy day
Showers are so refreshing and relaxing
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MajickMuffin said: Once a week. I don't see a lot of people and really don't give a fuck. Though I do take care of business when I need to, especially if I've got something important to attend or if ima go chill with some people.
Believe it or not it's actually healthy for your skin to shower less, the oils that build on your skin are actually a layer of protection. Until it starts to rot, lol, then it's not. Using soap on your skin too frequently, once a day, is actually more harmful than good. Learned this from some villagers in Thailand. The bugs would stay away if you allow the oils on your skin to build up a bit.
Gotta agree with you man. I used to shower everyday, then i got on a lazy streak and started showering every few days instead.
I used to have flakes of dandruff that would fall out constantly pretty much any time i touched my hair. ( my hair is 1/4 of an inch long or shorter) when i showered everyday, i was using anti-dandruff shampoo.
Now that I am not showering everyday, i dont have dandruff anymore, and i have also noticed that my arms are also alot better. They usually are cracked and dry and need lotion, but not since i stopped showering so much.
The heat from the shower water must just dry out my skin too much
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every 4-6 days probably. i picked once a week
i don't get out much either. like you said though, if i am i pop in the shower
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All you really need to wash are the four key areas: armpits, asshole, crotch, and teeth!
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twelvelookslikeu
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abltsandwich said: All you really need to wash are the four key areas: armpits, asshole, crotch, and teeth!
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Wash that taint n ass! one of the most important areas
A clean taint is essential
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Re: How often do you wash? [Re: SunnyD] 2
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^^^ Taint that the truth!
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I shower daily. Sometimes up to 2 or 3 times a day depending on what I'm doing. I don't want to be the smelly guy that no one wants to talk to. That is probably why so many of you are staying home so much. A smelly guy can't get a decent job or a decent GF. When I come across one of these people, the first thing I can think of is "what is the fastest way to get away from this person." Then everyone starts making gestures of waving hands in front of their nose and pointing behind their back. It's sad.
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i dont get out much cause i dont really have a desire to. that itself isnt a good thing, but how often i shower isnt the reason, its just a consequence.
when i had a job i had to take a shower every day, sometimes twice, or else i would smell like a barn. construction is sweaty work, even in the winter when you bundle up, youre either too cold, or comfortable but still sweating
overall i agree though, being the smelly guy isnt cool. thats why you wash up before you go out
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Re: How often do you wash? [Re: Adolin]
#21728870 - 05/27/15 01:59 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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In the morning everyday, No way I'm leaving the house with swamp crack. lol
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SunnyD
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Re: How often do you wash? [Re: SunnyD]
#21728897 - 05/27/15 02:05 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Most people who eat healthy, there BO isn't really that bad, more like a sexy musk
but that isn't for everyone people in the past I loved there smell and they loved mine
mhmmmm  But alas I wash pretty much daily
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Re: How often do you wash? [Re: SunnyD]
#21728908 - 05/27/15 02:09 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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My BO kinda smells like those Vegetable Thins crackers.
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SunnyD
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Those things taste good
tell girls that theylle swarm jk dont
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my record is like 2 month without washing , jumpin trains and shit I was one nasty crust punk fucker 
once everyone smells like shit its ok , the trick is to find a crust punk girl and wash your dick and arm pits at the right moment and your fine, as long as you not a fat sweeting motherfucker
I know some punks who got mold on their feets, not kidding
now its once every 1-3 days tho working in a factory 
OP is definitely ok unless he wants to date a normal girl
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2-3 times a day.
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Re: How often do you wash? [Re: spixce]
#21729076 - 05/27/15 03:02 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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OP is definitely ok unless he wants to date a normal girl
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abltsandwich said: All you really need to wash are the four key areas: armpits, asshole, crotch, and teeth!
And you can save a lot of time by using the same brush on all of them.
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Re: How often do you wash? [Re: Shroomslip]
#21729515 - 05/27/15 05:05 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Hello all, recently joined here but this is my first post 
Anyways, yeah, I have to shower daily or else my damn beard gets horribly itchy
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Re: How often do you wash? [Re: daz01]
#21733125 - 05/28/15 04:10 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Every fucking day, more if I am getting laid. We all take a few hearty thick shits a day, wash your fucking asshole daily!!!
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larry.fisherman
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Yeah if you're gonna wash it do you still wipe when you're done? Because that would be dumb.
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Re: How often do you wash? [Re: Patlal]
#21735206 - 05/29/15 12:52 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Almond Flour said:
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Patlal said: Anybody who doesn't wash every day is a dirty fuck.
If your a smoker on top of that, you're a white trash dirty fuck
There is no need to bath every single day in the 21st century if all you do is sit on your ass or work an office job. Waste of water.
If you are actually DIRTY sure
Sweat stinks.
Wash yourself
Not everyone sweats and stinks the same. The smell in your armpits is not from sweat but bacteria. And the bacteria grow at a much quicker rate in a moist environment but all situations are different. Here in phoenix its so damn dry and I have generally dry skin so not much for bacteria to work with. I barely sweat at all unless I'm doing something specifically exerting like a run, or sex, or yard work in the middle of our arizona summers. If I'm not sweating I dont stink, not for days and days and days. I shower every other day. Every day and I seem to have more issues with my skin. Also, your body adjusts to what you are doing, so if you spent your whole life growing up showering every day, then when you miss a day your body over produces oils and such because its used to doing it at tjhat rate to counteract the soaps and conditioners your dousing it with every day. If you were to cut back to showering once a week just as an example, your body would stop producing so much oil and what not and you wouldnt get that 'dirty gross feeling' after a day of now showering.
Its well known that most westernized countries over-bathe as the norm. Really it should be based on what you've been doing recently. If you work a physical job that makes you sweat, you probably should be showering after work. Same if you work where you get specifically dirty like a machine shop or contrusction site. However if you are a computer engineer sitting at a desk all day in an ari conditioned office, chances are you dont need that same level of bathing OCD.
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Re: How often do you wash? [Re: mndfreeze]
#21735412 - 05/29/15 02:12 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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