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InvisibleLophosaurus
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Re: How often do you wash? [Re: twelvelookslikeu]
    #21728789 - 05/27/15 01:37 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

I shower daily. Sometimes up to 2 or 3 times a day depending on what I'm doing. I don't want to be the smelly guy that no one wants to talk to. That is probably why so many of you are staying home so much. A smelly guy can't get a decent job or a decent GF. When I come across one of these people, the first thing I can think of is "what is the fastest way to get away from this person." Then everyone starts making gestures of waving hands in front of their nose and pointing behind their back. It's sad.

At a camping festival I will rinse off every day with a jug of water and then use soap every other rinse.


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Re: How often do you wash? [Re: Lophosaurus]
    #21728820 - 05/27/15 01:45 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

i dont get out much cause i dont really have a desire to.  that itself isnt a good thing, but how often i shower isnt the reason, its just a consequence.

when i had a job i had to take a shower every day, sometimes twice, or else i would smell like a barn. construction is sweaty work, even in the winter when you bundle up, youre either too cold, or comfortable but still sweating

overall i agree though, being the smelly guy isnt cool. thats why you wash up before you go out


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Re: How often do you wash? [Re: twelvelookslikeu] * 1
    #21728856 - 05/27/15 01:56 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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Re: How often do you wash? [Re: Adolin]
    #21728870 - 05/27/15 01:59 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

In the morning everyday, No way I'm leaving the house with swamp crack. lol:lmafo:


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Re: How often do you wash? [Re: SunnyD]
    #21728897 - 05/27/15 02:05 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Most people who eat healthy, there BO isn't really that bad, more like a sexy musk


but that isn't for everyone
people in the past I loved there smell
and they loved mine

mhmmmm :lol:
But alas I wash pretty much daily


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Re: How often do you wash? [Re: SunnyD]
    #21728908 - 05/27/15 02:09 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

My BO kinda smells like those Vegetable Thins crackers.


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Re: How often do you wash? [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #21728958 - 05/27/15 02:22 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Those things taste good

tell girls that theylle swarm
jk dont


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Re: How often do you wash? [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #21728997 - 05/27/15 02:35 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

my record is like 2 month without washing , jumpin trains and shit I was one nasty crust punk fucker :ahahaha:

once everyone smells like shit its ok , the trick is to find a crust punk girl and wash your dick and arm pits at the right moment and your fine, as long as you not a fat sweeting motherfucker

I know some punks who got mold on their feets, not kidding

now its once every 1-3 days tho working in a factory :mad2:

OP is definitely ok unless he wants to date a normal girl


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Re: How often do you wash? [Re: Jean-guy Masta]
    #21729003 - 05/27/15 02:37 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

2-3 times a day.


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Re: How often do you wash? [Re: spixce]
    #21729076 - 05/27/15 03:02 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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OP is definitely ok unless he wants to date a normal girl





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Re: How often do you wash? [Re: abltsandwich]
    #21729416 - 05/27/15 04:42 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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All you really need to wash are the four key areas: armpits, asshole, crotch, and teeth!



And you can save a lot of time by using the same brush on all of them.


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Re: How often do you wash? [Re: Shroomslip]
    #21729515 - 05/27/15 05:05 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Hello all, recently joined here but this is my first post  :cheers:

Anyways, yeah, I have to shower daily or else my damn beard gets horribly itchy :shrug:


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Re: How often do you wash? [Re: daz01]
    #21733125 - 05/28/15 04:10 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Every fucking day, more if I am getting laid.  We all take a few hearty thick shits a day, wash your fucking asshole daily!!!



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Re: How often do you wash? [Re: RobZombie68]
    #21733158 - 05/28/15 04:17 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Yeah if you're gonna wash it do you still wipe when you're done? Because that would be dumb.


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Re: How often do you wash? [Re: Patlal]
    #21735206 - 05/29/15 12:52 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Patlal said:
Quote:

Almond Flour said:
Quote:

Patlal said:
Anybody who doesn't wash every day is a dirty fuck.

If your a smoker on top of that, you're  a white trash dirty fuck




There is no need to bath every single day in the 21st century if all you do is sit on your ass or work an office job. Waste of water.

If you are actually DIRTY sure




Sweat stinks.

Wash yourself




Not everyone sweats and stinks the same.  The smell in your armpits is not from sweat but bacteria.  And the bacteria grow at a much quicker rate in a moist environment but all situations are different.  Here in phoenix its so damn dry and I have generally dry skin so not much for bacteria to work with.  I barely sweat at all unless I'm doing something specifically exerting like a run, or sex, or yard work in the middle of our arizona summers.  If I'm not sweating I dont stink, not for days and days and days.  I shower every other day.  Every day and I seem to have more issues with my skin.  Also, your body adjusts to what you are doing, so if you spent your whole life growing up showering every day, then when you miss a day your body over produces oils and such because its used to doing it at tjhat rate to counteract the soaps and conditioners your dousing it with every day.  If you were to cut back to showering once a week just as an example, your body would stop producing so much oil and what not and you wouldnt get that 'dirty gross feeling' after a day of now showering.

Its well known that most westernized countries over-bathe as the norm.  Really it should be based on what you've been doing recently.  If you work a physical job that makes you sweat, you probably should be showering after work.  Same if you work where you get specifically dirty like a machine shop or contrusction site.  However if you are a computer engineer sitting at a desk all day in an ari conditioned office, chances are you dont need that same level of bathing OCD.


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Re: How often do you wash? [Re: mndfreeze]
    #21735412 - 05/29/15 02:12 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Every 2 days


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