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Offlineleafing
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got beat up by a pimp in oakland
    #21723463 - 05/26/15 03:00 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Today for no other reason than burping 5 feet away from him..  on top of that I've gotten beaten up 2 other times since I've moved to oakland. I honestly don't know how this city is adjacent to san Francisco


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Re: got beat up by a pimp in oakland [Re: leafing]
    #21723465 - 05/26/15 03:04 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

You're gonna get bant.


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Re: got beat up by a pimp in oakland [Re: leafing] * 12
    #21723467 - 05/26/15 03:07 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)



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Re: got beat up by a pimp in oakland [Re: Astral Pain] * 2
    #21723479 - 05/26/15 03:17 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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What do naggers have to do with this thread?


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Re: got beat up by a pimp in oakland [Re: JvF] * 1
    #21723562 - 05/26/15 04:44 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

:whathesaid: :lol:


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Re: got beat up by a pimp in oakland *DELETED* [Re: Astral Pain]
    #21723587 - 05/26/15 05:00 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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Re: got beat up by a pimp in oakland [Re: Lucis]
    #21723593 - 05/26/15 05:02 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

you shud at least start carrying a knife


btw, thats something you do after the first time you get beat up, not after the 3rd


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Re: got beat up by a pimp in oakland [Re: Astral Pain]
    #21723599 - 05/26/15 05:05 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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leafing said:
Today for no other reason than burping 5 feet away from him..  on top of that I've gotten beaten up 2 other times since I've moved to oakland. I honestly don't know how this city is adjacent to san Francisco




Yeah Oakland is a bit rough, might I suggest building on your gangsta game, you can start by listening to lots of too short.



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Re: got beat up by a pimp in oakland [Re: leafing]
    #21723960 - 05/26/15 08:14 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Maybe next time you'll have his money. That pimp is only hitting you cause he loves you.


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Re: got beat up by a pimp in oakland [Re: leafing]
    #21724011 - 05/26/15 08:34 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Why were you within 5 feet of an Oakland pimp? Just posted up or what? Passing by?


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you shud at least start carrying a knife


btw, thats something you do after the first time you get beat up, not after the 3rd




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Re: got beat up by a pimp in oakland [Re: Bassfreak]
    #21724035 - 05/26/15 08:43 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

Bassfreak said:
you shud at least start carrying a knife


btw, thats something you do after the first time you get beat up, not after the 3rd



:sissies:


Or work out and take self defense classes..
Or figure out what it is about yourself that pisses people off..

It's better than possibly getting charged for carrying a weapon or stabbing someone, or dying because you whipped out your little knife in a fist fight and it gets stuck in your neck.

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Re: got beat up by a pimp in oakland [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #21724038 - 05/26/15 08:44 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

or just carry a knife


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Re: got beat up by a pimp in oakland [Re: Bassfreak]
    #21724048 - 05/26/15 08:46 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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or dying because you whipped out your little knife in a fist fight and it gets stuck in your neck.




I'm not one to act like a tough guy, but if a "little knife" will help me not get jumped by
some punk ass oakland pimp with a chip on his shoulder...then I'll carry it without shame.


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Re: got beat up by a pimp in oakland [Re: leafing]
    #21724050 - 05/26/15 08:48 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

leafing said:
Today for no other reason than burping 5 feet away from him..  on top of that I've gotten beaten up 2 other times since I've moved to oakland. I honestly don't know how this city is adjacent to san Francisco




Sounds like you should probably stay inside. What did you do the other 2 times to get your ass kicked? Do you have one of those really annoying faces that everyone just wants to punch?


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Re: got beat up by a pimp in oakland [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy] * 1
    #21724058 - 05/26/15 08:50 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

What makes you think he was a pimp? Was it the pimp slaps he gave your ass?


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Re: got beat up by a pimp in oakland [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #21724060 - 05/26/15 08:51 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Good point, I get the feeling there's more to these "encounters" than you're letting on.

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Or figure out what it is about yourself that pisses people off..




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What did you do the other 2 times to get your ass kicked? Do you have one of those really annoying faces that everyone just wants to punch?




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Re: got beat up by a pimp in oakland [Re: leafing]
    #21724063 - 05/26/15 08:53 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

leafing said:
Today for no other reason than burping 5 feet away from him..  on top of that I've gotten beaten up 2 other times since I've moved to oakland. I honestly don't know how this city is adjacent to san Francisco




Dude you live in the fucking USA. You have a license to kill written down on your constitution.

Get a gun and kill the guy the minute he touches you.

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Re: got beat up by a pimp in oakland [Re: Bassfreak] * 2
    #21724067 - 05/26/15 08:54 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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or just carry a knife



DON'T HURT ME A LITTLE BIT, I'LL END YO LIFE!

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Re: got beat up by a pimp in oakland [Re: leafing] * 2
    #21724075 - 05/26/15 08:56 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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leafing said:
Today for no other reason than burping 5 feet away from him..  on top of that I've gotten beaten up 2 other times since I've moved to oakland. I honestly don't know how this city is adjacent to san Francisco





you should have more respect for your fellow pimps and pushers than to burp near his holy presence.

That's what your rude ass gets.

Bet youll think twice before you burp like a pig when you're in the presence of a P-I-M-P


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Re: got beat up by a pimp in oakland [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #21724076 - 05/26/15 08:56 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

XLCaps said:
Quote:

Bassfreak said:
or just carry a knife



DON'T HURT ME A LITTLE BIT, I'LL END YO LIFE!

:sunspots:





yeah dude, i dont fuck around. why would i ever let someone hit me whos trying to hurt me?


i really wouldnt hesitate to stab em


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Re: got beat up by a pimp in oakland [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #21724079 - 05/26/15 08:56 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

XLCaps said:
Quote:

Bassfreak said:
or just carry a knife



DON'T HURT ME A LITTLE BIT, I'LL END YO LIFE!





It's not to carry and stick anyone who looks at you wrong. jeez guy...

It's for the rare instance when it may not just be "hurt me a little bit"

What's with the stigma of carrying a little knife? It doesn't make you less of a man or anything...


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Re: got beat up by a pimp in oakland [Re: 1234go]
    #21724082 - 05/26/15 08:57 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

lol who cares if it makes you less of a man?

in the end youll have a stab wound and ill be on my merry way


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Re: got beat up by a pimp in oakland [Re: 1234go]
    #21724093 - 05/26/15 09:02 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

It makes you a pussy. :shrug:

Winners learn to fall. If you wanna win in life you gotta be willing to take the hit. The guy's talking about getting beat up by scrappers.. Do you think scrappers turn in to scrappers because they go around murdering everyone they see?

Just figure out how to defend yourself, work out, and most of all learn how to deal with these situations without being violent. I know I've said some things that might be constued at contradictory to that statement but I'm a firm believer in avoiding violence unless it's necessary in self defence or through a preventative moral standing.

It doesn't matter how big of a knife you carry around. You carry that thing around, you're looking for trouble. Pull that thing out infront of the wrong person and you're dead. There's a lot smaller chance of dying or going to jail when you're just getting in a scrap.


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Re: got beat up by a pimp in oakland [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #21724108 - 05/26/15 09:07 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

lol in that case ill gladly be a pussy then


when im walking away without a scratch ill be sure to call myself a pussy


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Re: got beat up by a pimp in oakland [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #21724111 - 05/26/15 09:08 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

A knife is surprisingly ineffective against some who has 'trained' fighting. 

That said a dude I knew did around two years in lock up for sticking a guy who was jumping him and his girl.. legitimate defense, locked up..

The laws are what the judge happens to feel and say they are on that particular day you're "before him"..


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Re: got beat up by a pimp in oakland [Re: Bassfreak]
    #21724114 - 05/26/15 09:08 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

And you'll always be scared with your little pointing thing in your pocket, and I can walk around like a normal person not worrying about stupid shit.


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Re: got beat up by a pimp in oakland [Re: Amanita86]
    #21724117 - 05/26/15 09:10 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

yeah thats like if yiu get caught

if i get jumped and knife someone, im not gonna be sticking around


like especially in oakland, out there if you stab someone its probly like a pretty normal thing


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Re: got beat up by a pimp in oakland [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #21724118 - 05/26/15 09:10 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

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And you'll always be scared with your little pointing thing in your pocket, and I can walk around like a normal person not worrying about stupid shit.





lol ok bro


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Re: got beat up by a pimp in oakland [Re: Amanita86]
    #21724119 - 05/26/15 09:10 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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A knife is surprisingly ineffective against some who has 'trained' fighting. 

That said a dude I knew did around two years in lock up for sticking a guy who was jumping him and his girl.. legitimate defense, locked up..

The laws are what the judge happens to feel and say they are on that particular day you're "before him"..



Yep.

My dad used to know a guy who went to jail for vehicular manslaughter(drunk). Some guy tried to stab him while he was sleeping and by the time the guards showed up the other guys head looked like a sloppy pile of ground beef. He was a big guy.


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Re: got beat up by a pimp in oakland [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #21724122 - 05/26/15 09:11 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

I just wanna know what OPs been doing to get his ass kicked so frequently


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Re: got beat up by a pimp in oakland [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #21724124 - 05/26/15 09:11 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

You think that 'pimp' didn't have a weapon on him? You think if OP started whippin his ass the pimp wouldn't pull out a knife or gun?

When you live in oakland, you carry a knife cause there's people that will try to snatch your phone right outta your hand while your talking on it. Or pimps walking around pissed cause they bitches are on a new squad, or whatever.

We got knock knocks up the ying hang out in the town. You better be ready or end up dead, or walking those dirty glass and needle filled street without shoes and a big ass lump on your head.


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Re: got beat up by a pimp in oakland [Re: Supachopped719]
    #21724127 - 05/26/15 09:12 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

And if i'm gonna carry around a weapon it's definitely gonna be a gun. Not a fuckin knife


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Re: got beat up by a pimp in oakland [Re: Supachopped719]
    #21724129 - 05/26/15 09:12 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Yeah people get locked up for defending themselves sometimes. That sucks. But I'd rather be judged by 12 than carried by 6.

Some people murder other people then claim self defense, so this argument is kinda pointless.


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Re: got beat up by a pimp in oakland [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #21724130 - 05/26/15 09:13 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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It makes you a pussy. :shrug:

Winners learn to fall. If you wanna win in life you gotta be willing to take the hit. The guy's talking about getting beat up by scrappers.. Do you think scrappers turn in to scrappers because they go around murdering everyone they see?

Just figure out how to defend yourself, work out, and most of all learn how to deal with these situations without being violent. I know I've said some things that might be constued at contradictory to that statement but I'm a firm believer in avoiding violence unless it's necessary in self defence or through a preventative moral standing.

It doesn't matter how big of a knife you carry around. You carry that thing around, you're looking for trouble. Pull that thing out infront of the wrong person and you're dead. There's a lot smaller chance of dying or going to jail when you're just getting in a scrap.




So be willing to take a beat down and avoid violence?  Come on dude, not everyone can defend themselves, then what?


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Re: got beat up by a pimp in oakland [Re: Supachopped719]
    #21724134 - 05/26/15 09:14 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

If you're kicking someones ass right then they're aren't gonna be pulling shit out of their pockets. Give me two fingers. You won't move and I'll make you scream. Self defence classes. Learn them. Have confidence.


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Re: got beat up by a pimp in oakland [Re: Supachopped719]
    #21724135 - 05/26/15 09:15 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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You think that 'pimp' didn't have a weapon on him? You think if OP started whippin his ass the pimp wouldn't pull out a knife or gun?

When you live in oakland, you carry a knife cause there's people that will try to snatch your phone right outta your hand while your talking on it. Or pimps walking around pissed cause they bitches are on a new squad, or whatever.

We got knock knocks up the ying hang out in the town. You better be ready or end up dead, or walking those dirty glass and needle filled street without shoes and a big ass lump on your head.




Since you and OP both live in Oakland you guys should link and up and you can help him not get his ass kicked so much.


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Re: got beat up by a pimp in oakland [Re: qman]
    #21724138 - 05/26/15 09:15 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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qman said:
Quote:

XLCaps said:
It makes you a pussy. :shrug:

Winners learn to fall. If you wanna win in life you gotta be willing to take the hit. The guy's talking about getting beat up by scrappers.. Do you think scrappers turn in to scrappers because they go around murdering everyone they see?

Just figure out how to defend yourself, work out, and most of all learn how to deal with these situations without being violent. I know I've said some things that might be constued at contradictory to that statement but I'm a firm believer in avoiding violence unless it's necessary in self defence or through a preventative moral standing.

It doesn't matter how big of a knife you carry around. You carry that thing around, you're looking for trouble. Pull that thing out infront of the wrong person and you're dead. There's a lot smaller chance of dying or going to jail when you're just getting in a scrap.




So be willing to take a beat down and avoid violence?  Come on dude, not everyone can defend themselves, then what?



I saw a video a while ago of this little 115lb asian girl knock out 3 full grown men.


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Re: got beat up by a pimp in oakland [Re: larry.fisherman] * 3
    #21724139 - 05/26/15 09:15 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

XLCaps said:
If you're kicking someones ass right then they're aren't gonna be pulling shit out of their pockets. Give me two fingers. You won't move and I'll make you scream. Self defence classes. Learn them. Have confidence.



I think you've been watching too many movies man


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Re: got beat up by a pimp in oakland [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #21724143 - 05/26/15 09:17 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

No. Shit like pressure points work really well if you do them properly. Most people can't even take a proper shot to the solar plexus.

I'm not saying it would be easy to grab someone's hand like that, it was just an example of how simply you can apply yourself and cause a lot of grief and/or damage.


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Re: got beat up by a pimp in oakland [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #21724144 - 05/26/15 09:17 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

You can run a guy in circles if you get ahold of those two fingers.


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Re: got beat up by a pimp in oakland [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #21724148 - 05/26/15 09:19 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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If you're kicking someones ass right then they're aren't gonna be pulling shit out of their pockets. Give me two fingers. You won't move and I'll make you scream. Self defence classes. Learn them. Have confidence.





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    #21724149 - 05/26/15 09:19 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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It makes you a pussy. :shrug:

Winners learn to fall. If you wanna win in life you gotta be willing to take the hit. The guy's talking about getting beat up by scrappers.. Do you think scrappers turn in to scrappers because they go around murdering everyone they see?

Just figure out how to defend yourself, work out, and most of all learn how to deal with these situations without being violent. I know I've said some things that might be constued at contradictory to that statement but I'm a firm believer in avoiding violence unless it's necessary in self defence or through a preventative moral standing.

It doesn't matter how big of a knife you carry around. You carry that thing around, you're looking for trouble. Pull that thing out infront of the wrong person and you're dead. There's a lot smaller chance of dying or going to jail when you're just getting in a scrap.




So be willing to take a beat down and avoid violence?  Come on dude, not everyone can defend themselves, then what?



I saw a video a while ago of this little 115lb asian girl knock out 3 full grown men.




One out of a million, what about the other 99.9%?  I don't like people that inflict violence on me for no reason, I have the legal right to defend myself. There's nothing wrong with taking self defense training, but that's not a sure proof form of safety.


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    #21724151 - 05/26/15 09:21 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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You think that 'pimp' didn't have a weapon on him? You think if OP started whippin his ass the pimp wouldn't pull out a knife or gun?

When you live in oakland, you carry a knife cause there's people that will try to snatch your phone right outta your hand while your talking on it. Or pimps walking around pissed cause they bitches are on a new squad, or whatever.

We got knock knocks up the ying hang out in the town. You better be ready or end up dead, or walking those dirty glass and needle filled street without shoes and a big ass lump on your head.




Since you and OP both live in Oakland you guys should link and up and you can help him not get his ass kicked so much.




I don't currently live there, but I have lived there twice, as well as Richmond 3 times, Vallejo for a few years when they only had 3 cop cars on the street at any time for a city of 100,000 people. As well as EPA.

Now I live in a little nice town with no one begging for money at the gas stations, and people have other people do their yard work. Only reason I ever go to oakland is for the wormhole.


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Re: got beat up by a pimp in oakland [Re: qman]
    #21724160 - 05/26/15 09:28 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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It makes you a pussy. :shrug:

Winners learn to fall. If you wanna win in life you gotta be willing to take the hit. The guy's talking about getting beat up by scrappers.. Do you think scrappers turn in to scrappers because they go around murdering everyone they see?

Just figure out how to defend yourself, work out, and most of all learn how to deal with these situations without being violent. I know I've said some things that might be constued at contradictory to that statement but I'm a firm believer in avoiding violence unless it's necessary in self defence or through a preventative moral standing.

It doesn't matter how big of a knife you carry around. You carry that thing around, you're looking for trouble. Pull that thing out infront of the wrong person and you're dead. There's a lot smaller chance of dying or going to jail when you're just getting in a scrap.




So be willing to take a beat down and avoid violence?  Come on dude, not everyone can defend themselves, then what?



I saw a video a while ago of this little 115lb asian girl knock out 3 full grown men.




One out of a million, what about the other 99.9%?  I don't like people that inflict violence on me for no reason, I have the legal right to defend myself. There's nothing wrong with taking self defense training, but that's not a sure proof form of safety.



Out of a million in China/Japan or wherever the fuck she was from? I don't need to explain that any further, I know you can fill in the blanks here.

Anyway, no it's not fool proof. Watching MMA will teach you that. Even the best trainer will tell you that a real combat situation is a little different from what you learn(depending on the form). But I would never tell someone to bring a weapon without first knowing they themselves are the best weapon. Weapons are supposed to be a backup after you fail, not "Shit, I better bring a knife so I can stab someone if they cause me trouble." Who the fuck wants to live in fear like that anyway? It's lame. Just move to Canada. Eat poutine, live good.


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Re: got beat up by a pimp in oakland [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #21724172 - 05/26/15 09:32 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

If anyone comes up to me acting all hyphy like they want to start something, and I don't know them. I'm not gonna fist fight them for honor. I got shit to do. I got no time to deal with some whacko on the street looking to go to jail.


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Re: got beat up by a pimp in oakland [Re: Supachopped719]
    #21724177 - 05/26/15 09:33 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

*stabstab*

*walks away*

Some of you guys have a real thuggish outlook on this shit.


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Re: got beat up by a pimp in oakland [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #21724184 - 05/26/15 09:36 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

How is defending yourself thuggish. To be honest XL, it sounds like you've never been in a fight in your life  :shrug:


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Re: got beat up by a pimp in oakland [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #21724189 - 05/26/15 09:37 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

That's far from the truth.


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    #21724199 - 05/26/15 09:42 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

You must be French canadian XL, because if you think defending yourself from a random crackhead that has nothing to lose, so that you can go home to your kids is thuggish, it is you that is a pussy.

we don't have that free health care like you guys up there, we actually have to deal with the consequences if we get injured.


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    #21724206 - 05/26/15 09:44 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

All i'm saying is that this isn't happening in the octagon with refs in a controlled environment.

You can plan all your moves and counters but all that shit is gonna go out the window once the actual fight starts.

It's not like you have time to be like oh well here comes the right hook, let me just dodge left, and punch him in the solar plexus. No, you're gonna be swinging off pure instinct and adrenaline.


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    #21724208 - 05/26/15 09:45 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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Weapons are supposed to be a backup after you fail, not "Shit, I better bring a knife so I can stab someone if they cause me trouble.".




No.  Weapons are supposed to hurt people.  If anything a knife is pretty inadequate when Oakland is concerned.


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    #21724217 - 05/26/15 09:49 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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You must be French canadian XL, because if you think defending yourself from a random crackhead that has nothing to lose, so that you can go home to your kids is thuggish, it is you that is a pussy.

we don't have that free health care like you guys up there, we actually have to deal with the consequences if we get injured.



It's thuggish to intend your end game to be death upon another human being because you can't defend yourself and can't deal with situations properly. If you're not pushing buttons thenwhoever is acting that way has mental issues so you may as well be planning on stabbing a retard. A skinny, cracked out retard apparently. If you don't like the consensus thug mentality, then don't feed in to it.

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All i'm saying is that this isn't happening in the octagon with refs in a controlled environment.

You can plan all your moves and counters but all that shit is gonna go out the window once the actual fight starts.

It's not like you have time to be like oh well here comes the right hook, let me just dodge left, and punch him in the solar plexus. No, you're gonna be swinging off pure instinct and adrenaline.



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    #21724228 - 05/26/15 09:54 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

No, it's thuggish to go out robbing people at gunpoint.  Stabbing someone for assaulting you is being a good citizen.

What the fuck is the consensus thug mentality and how will that prevent me from sustaining injuries in the course of a beating?


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Re: got beat up by a pimp in oakland [Re: larry.fisherman]
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If you're not pushing buttons thenwhoever is acting that way has mental issues so you may as well be planning on stabbing a retard. A skinny, cracked out retard apparently.




Really, so you're telling me that everyone who antagonizes a fight has a mental issue and is basically a retard incapable of kicking your ass? cmon man you can't actually believe any of this shit you're saying.


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Re: got beat up by a pimp in oakland [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #21724243 - 05/26/15 10:00 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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It makes you a pussy. :shrug:

Winners learn to fall. If you wanna win in life you gotta be willing to take the hit. The guy's talking about getting beat up by scrappers.. Do you think scrappers turn in to scrappers because they go around murdering everyone they see?

Just figure out how to defend yourself, work out, and most of all learn how to deal with these situations without being violent. I know I've said some things that might be constued at contradictory to that statement but I'm a firm believer in avoiding violence unless it's necessary in self defence or through a preventative moral standing.

It doesn't matter how big of a knife you carry around. You carry that thing around, you're looking for trouble. Pull that thing out infront of the wrong person and you're dead. There's a lot smaller chance of dying or going to jail when you're just getting in a scrap.




Well we're looking at this differently.

I always have a utility knife clipped on my pocket for everyday use, no intention of ever having to use it in violence.

I'm suggesting a knife could be your saving grace from a wanna be tough guy, where taking a
beating might not be in your best interest, there's all kinds of situations that come into play.
A huge ass guy beating on a little dude, a man beating on a woman...not everything fits the "learn to take a beating and be a winner" scenario

Yes, it could also back fire and get you killed. Not having a knife, could be the death of you as well.
I was coming from an angle of using best judgment. Not, "murdering everyone who starts shit".

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Winners learn to fall. If you wanna win in life you gotta be willing to take the hit.




Do a degree, I agree with that.


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    #21724250 - 05/26/15 10:03 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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If you're kicking someones ass right then they're aren't gonna be pulling shit out of their pockets. Give me two fingers. You won't move and I'll make you scream. Self defence classes. Learn them. Have confidence.






you've made it painfully clear with all of your posts in this thread you know
nothing about fighting and self defense

you should stop trying to give advice on subjects you dont know anything about, a
few youtube videos of MMA and Krav Maga sont make you an expert and the cute
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    #21724255 - 05/26/15 10:04 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

If someone tries to inflict violence on a innocent person, they got what's coming to them, I don't give a fuck about them being a crackhead or whatever.


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    #21724271 - 05/26/15 10:09 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

I've never watched any youtube videos on self defence and whatever video you're referring to, I haven't seen.

Believe whatever you guys want, carry around your little knives. :shrug:


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    #21724287 - 05/26/15 10:14 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Why does it personally matter to you so much? I don't get it...


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    #21724288 - 05/26/15 10:14 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

you can get fucked with by the cops for having a knife.  carry pepper spray instead.  take the biggest baddass, and he becomes a little bitch when you give him the o.c.  Once he's crying and holding his face, you can pummel him at your leisure.


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    #21724294 - 05/26/15 10:16 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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Why does it personally matter to you so much? I don't get it...



I said one thing, people responded. Responding to something isn't an indication of my level of care but whether or not it's gaining my attention.


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    #21724309 - 05/26/15 10:20 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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you can get fucked with by the cops for having a knife.  carry pepper spray instead.  take the biggest baddass, and he becomes a little bitch when you give him the o.c.  Once he's crying and holding his face, you can pummel him at your leisure.



Some knifes are illegal, anything with a spring in it is illegal in California.

Pepper spray is a great idea, as well as a taser. I like this idea a lot, take a cue from our police forces.


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    #21724316 - 05/26/15 10:24 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

It's just the way you were outlining your scenarios, made it seem like you had some deeply rooted issue. Never mind....


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    #21724320 - 05/26/15 10:25 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

That I can get behind. That's the mentality people hope their police force has. The opposite of which being a relfection of the mentality I felt in previous posts. Want to complain about your police force? Then don't conduct yourself in the same manner. :laugh:


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Some knifes are illegal, anything with a spring in it is illegal in California.

Pepper spray is a great idea, as well as a taser. I like this idea a lot, take a cue from our police forces.




A much better solution for personal defense.


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    #21724341 - 05/26/15 10:32 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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That I can get behind. That's the mentality people hope their police force has. The opposite of which being a relfection of the mentality I felt in previous posts. Want to complain about your police force? Then don't conduct yourself in the same manner. :laugh:




You make no sense at all, how is defending oneself from a violent act a form of misconduct? 

Preventing oneself from being the victim of a violent act is acceptable regardless of the form it takes, the burden of conduct is not on the victim, it's on the perpetrator.


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or just carry a knife



DON'T HURT ME A LITTLE BIT, I'LL END YO LIFE!

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yeah dude, i dont fuck around. why would i ever let someone hit me whos trying to hurt me?


i really wouldnt hesitate to stab em



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    #21724357 - 05/26/15 10:36 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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yeah thats like if yiu get caught

if i get jumped and knife someone, im not gonna be sticking around


like especially in oakland, out there if you stab someone its probly like a pretty normal thing



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That I can get behind. That's the mentality people hope their police force has. The opposite of which being a relfection of the mentality I felt in previous posts. Want to complain about your police force? Then don't conduct yourself in the same manner. :laugh:




You make no sense at all, how is defending oneself from a violent act a form of misconduct? 

Preventing oneself from being the victim of a violent act is acceptable regardless of the form it takes, the burden of conduct is not on the victim, it's on the perpetrator.



We are always at the mercy of our own actions. I make complete sense.

I've seen plenty of threads where you guys are all up in arms over a cop defending his right to live but when it comes to you as a citizen your responsiblity towards the general public is null and void?


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no one carrying a knife is walking around scared dude
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yeah thats like if yiu get caught

if i get jumped and knife someone, im not gonna be sticking around


like especially in oakland, out there if you stab someone its probly like a pretty normal thing



Nah, it's a normal thing to shoot someone in Oakland though.





well in oakland yeah, i bet they wouldnt hesitate to shoot me

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That I can get behind. That's the mentality people hope their police force has. The opposite of which being a relfection of the mentality I felt in previous posts. Want to complain about your police force? Then don't conduct yourself in the same manner. :laugh:




You make no sense at all, how is defending oneself from a violent act a form of misconduct? 

Preventing oneself from being the victim of a violent act is acceptable regardless of the form it takes, the burden of conduct is not on the victim, it's on the perpetrator.



We are always at the mercy of our own actions. I make complete sense.

I've seen plenty of threads where you guys are all up in arms over a cop defending his right to live but when it comes to you as a citizen your responsiblity towards the general public is null and void?




Yes, police have the right to defend themselves from violent thugs and citizens also have the right to defend themselves from violent thugs, where is the inconsistency? 

The people that think the Darren Wilson's of the world should take a sucker punch from a thug and just call for backup are retards, both the police and citizens have a right to defend themselves from violence.


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Re: got beat up by a pimp in oakland [Re: Bassfreak]
    #21724394 - 05/26/15 10:51 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

In my opinion, self defense weapons from best to worst:

Guns - Pepper spray - Tazers - Clubs - Knives - Chains - Fists

Out of those I've seen people take a beating from all but guns. That's the most practical and best way to take care of a problem that I can think of.

Pepper spray and tazers are good but they don't always work against the mentally ill / hardcore crackheads.


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    #21724399 - 05/26/15 10:54 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

:lol: that's pretty arbitrary.  Considering you can crack a skull with a club and only temporarily blind someone with pepper spray in an ideal situation I don't understand the metric you are using.


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Re: got beat up by a pimp in oakland [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #21724403 - 05/26/15 10:57 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Probably not going to reach a guy's skull very easily if he's big enough, and blows anywhere else wouldn't affect them much. Pepper spray is easier to use - it lingers in the air so you don't really have to be good at aiming or have a size advantage.


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Re: got beat up by a pimp in oakland [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #21724406 - 05/26/15 10:57 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

id only want a gun if it was unregistered

cuz if you have a registed weapon and you use it on someone they can track the bullet i think and find out who did it. also if you have a registered weapon and the clip isnt full then ive heard you can get in trouble (just what someone who i know has a liscence to carry told me, cuz like if it isnt full then you obviously used it)


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Re: got beat up by a pimp in oakland [Re: Bassfreak]
    #21724415 - 05/26/15 10:59 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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(just what someone who i know has a liscence to carry told me, cuz like if it isnt full then you obviously used it)




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Re: got beat up by a pimp in oakland [Re: Bassfreak]
    #21724424 - 05/26/15 11:01 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Gotta be conscious of your surroundings and blend in. He was probably having a shitty day/life and thought you looked like a good punching bag. A good snub nose revolver would come in handy just run like a bitch after you pop his ass, hell grab his wallet too. With the overcrowdings in prison you'd be out in a year or two, the same time as getting busted with hard drugs probably less.
What happens next time? What if its a couple people all high or liquored up, with the mental function of a retard decide to knock your temple in with a rock? Your thinking like prey hoping a predator doesn't get you. Be oakland in you, don't be you in Oakland.


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Re: got beat up by a pimp in oakland [Re: Ojom]
    #21724425 - 05/26/15 11:02 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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(just what someone who i know has a liscence to carry told me, cuz like if it isnt full then you obviously used it)




Maybe you didn't fully load it.





i thiiiiiink the law is that its supposed to be fully loaded tho


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Re: got beat up by a pimp in oakland [Re: D.M.T]
    #21724429 - 05/26/15 11:02 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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Probably not going to reach a guy's skull very easily if he's big enough, and blows anywhere else wouldn't affect them much. Pepper spray is easier to use - it lingers in the air so you don't really have to be good at aiming or have a size advantage.




You don't need to hit his skull, I'm just saying it can actually hurt someone.  Who's to say that someone can't just close their eyes and beat you blind?  If you start breaking bones though they will have to stop.

I just think a baseball bat is about the best hand to handish weapon you can get.  I don't care how big you are it isn't that hard to seriously injure someone with a bat.  I'd take that over pepper spray any day.  What if they're wearing goggles?  Then you're screwed :sadyes:


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Re: got beat up by a pimp in oakland [Re: Bassfreak]
    #21724432 - 05/26/15 11:04 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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(just what someone who i know has a liscence to carry told me, cuz like if it isnt full then you obviously used it)




Maybe you didn't fully load it.





i thiiiiiink the law is that its supposed to be fully loaded tho



Ive never heard that one before.  I dont discount it, just never heard that.


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Re: got beat up by a pimp in oakland [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #21724435 - 05/26/15 11:05 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

It isn't like I put a lot of thought into it. I think the best thing to take from my list is that guns will solve the problem the quickest and fists the slowest with most potential injury to yourself. All can fuck someone up, but I'd prefer to have a weapon at least one notch higher than my opponent. I'm not trying to fight unless it's recreation. Fighting some random pimp on the street in Oakland is not on my list of things I want to try, especially if his friends see and decide to jump in.


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Re: got beat up by a pimp in oakland [Re: D.M.T] * 2
    #21724442 - 05/26/15 11:09 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Yeah well I think you're overestimating pepper spray, and tazers can be hit or miss too.  It's actually not as idiot proof as you're making it out to be  :maceyourface:


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    #21724448 - 05/26/15 11:13 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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(just what someone who i know has a liscence to carry told me, cuz like if it isnt full then you obviously used it)




Maybe you didn't fully load it.





i thiiiiiink the law is that its supposed to be fully loaded tho



Ive never heard that one before.  I dont discount it, just never heard that.





i could def be wrong

living near boston, NOBODY has guns here. so this is the only kid i know with a licence to carry

he said you cant have empty slots in your clip tho cuz then that means youve been using your gun i guess and i guess thats bad? idk

if thats true then id assume you gotta keep it full cuz the "i only had so many bullets" lie would be way too easy to say


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Re: got beat up by a pimp in oakland [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #21724463 - 05/26/15 11:18 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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Yeah well I think you're overestimating pepper spray, and tazers can be hit or miss too.  It's actually not as idiot proof as you're making it out to be  :maceyourface:



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Re: got beat up by a pimp in oakland [Re: D.M.T]
    #21724480 - 05/26/15 11:23 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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Yeah well I think you're overestimating pepper spray, and tazers can be hit or miss too.  It's actually not as idiot proof as you're making it out to be  :maceyourface:



No you're just putting words in my mouth. I do not appreciate it.




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Re: got beat up by a pimp in oakland [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #21724484 - 05/26/15 11:24 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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Re: got beat up by a pimp in oakland [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #21724495 - 05/26/15 11:28 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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Yeah well I think you're overestimating pepper spray, and tazers can be hit or miss too.  It's actually not as idiot proof as you're making it out to be  :maceyourface:





If your chasing someone and spraying mace, like the girl in the gif, it ceases to be self defense. Which is what this thread is about.

If your about to mace, close your eyes and hold your breath. Then run to a safe distance.


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Re: got beat up by a pimp in oakland [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #21724524 - 05/26/15 11:40 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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:lol: that's pretty arbitrary.  Considering you can crack a skull with a club and only temporarily blind someone with pepper spray in an ideal situation I don't understand the metric you are using.




have you ever been sprayed or seen someone get sprayed?  O.C. is extremely effective.  get it in your eyes, and you can't see.  breath it in, and you can't catch a breath.  Sure, theoretically, someone could still hold their breath, and come at you blind like it was bloodsport or something.  but if you ever watch a video of Marines doing O.C. training, its pretty obvious that even trained military personnel have a hard time just forming a reasonable defense after being sprayed


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    #21724525 - 05/26/15 11:40 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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Yeah well I think you're overestimating pepper spray, and tazers can be hit or miss too.  It's actually not as idiot proof as you're making it out to be  :maceyourface:





If your chasing someone and spraying mace, like the girl in the gif, it ceases to be self defense. Which is what this thread is about.

If your about to mace, close your eyes and hold your breath. Then run to a safe distance.




:rolleyes: Oh yeah that is an effective defense, closing your eyes.  Whatever DMT wants to make ridiculous statements and not back them up.  I still think ranking mace/pepper spray right after guns is just silly.  Pepper spray and tazers are not idiot-proof weapons, they are non-lethal weapons.  That is what distinguishes them.  If anything they're less effective than traditional weapons.  I didn't understand why he ranked them so high, and apparently it is like I assumed he just pulled that ranking out of his ass with no real thought behind it :shrug:


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Re: got beat up by a pimp in oakland [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #21724537 - 05/26/15 11:44 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

They stop the problem quickly and easily, and more often than not. They're not meant to be lethal. It's a pretty easy explanation - clubs do require some degree of muscle and size advantage to work as well.


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Re: got beat up by a pimp in oakland [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #21724559 - 05/26/15 11:52 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

My example of closing your eyes and holding your breathe is for the person defending themselves, not for the attacker. Mace stays in the air for a little bit which is why it's so good. But if your gonna spray, you will know when it's coming out, so prepare to mitigate damage to yourself.

Even if the attacker prepares by closing his eyes and holding his breath, a squirt to the fucking face is still gonna stop him because he's gotta breathe at some point.


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    #21724583 - 05/26/15 11:58 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Fair enough, if you're not able to swing and move your feet fast enough to make having a club be an advantage, it won't help, but you don't have to be that strong to do alot of damage, and you need to get close to use pepper spray and it usually does not incapacitate someone immediately, and some people are still capable of doing damage after being pepper sprayed.

Maybe a tazer.  If it works right that will put anyone down too, but I'd feel more comfortable having the extra distance a bat gives, or if it's a projectile tazer you only get one shot.


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Re: got beat up by a pimp in oakland [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #21724590 - 05/26/15 12:01 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

I love how many different arguments have broken out in this thread.

Still waiting on OP...

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    #21724602 - 05/26/15 12:04 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

What's a Pub without an argument becoming a full on brawl with knives, pepper spray, tazers and clubs?


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Re: got beat up by a pimp in oakland [Re: D.M.T] * 2
    #21724608 - 05/26/15 12:05 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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What's a Pub without an argument becoming a full on brawl with knives, pepper spray, tazers and clubs?



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    #21724654 - 05/26/15 12:16 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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I already explained. You may go away now.



Ohhhhhh!!!

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    #21724862 - 05/26/15 01:23 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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What makes you think he was a pimp? Was it the pimp slaps he gave your ass?




He looked like that.
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Re: got beat up by a pimp in oakland [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #21724888 - 05/26/15 01:29 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

I was looking at housing ads for homes in deep east Oakland and the most of the homes were manicured to looked like they were hiding something about the neighborhood. I'd almost be afraid to tell my neighbors I upright paid for the house.
instead I'd Probually pretend I'm paying rent like everybody else for the possibility  I might get held for ransom since I've got a legit job and my neighbors push crack.

http://www.myfoxdetroit.com/story/29139156/oakland-police-rescue-man-kidnapped-for-ransom-held-in-trunk-of-car.


There are areas of Oakland that are very friendly - how ever its oakland and the residents are active throughout the town so none of its safe - especially if your black -  just my opinion. I'm glad I no longer hunt mushrooms in Oakland because they view  "nocks , tweakers , or people looking in their bushes as easy targets" . An older head once told me I've only got 5 minutes to pick mushrooms before the high schoolers get out of class.

Youngsters  will get hyphy  , in other words beat my ass just for being at "their" park and it would've been my fault for entering their turf considering I should know better according to them.



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Re: got beat up by a pimp in oakland [Re: ak47myth]
    #21724891 - 05/26/15 01:29 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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Today for no other reason than burping 5 feet away from him..  on top of that I've gotten beaten up 2 other times since I've moved to oakland. I honestly don't know how this city is adjacent to san Francisco





you should have more respect for your fellow pimps and pushers than to burp near his holy presence.

That's what your rude ass gets.

Bet youll think twice before you burp like a pig when you're in the presence of a P-I-M-P




This, and I'm assuming since this has happened before two other times you probably look the part of a victim and had it coming to you. If you don't have the means physically to back up your burping, it's your own fault. If you aren't up to training yourself to actually take care of yourself physically, you can always change your appearance and keep quiet to avoid a recurrence.

Grow a long ass goatee, shave your head, and throw on some shades. That is if you at least have somewhat of a build, because otherwise you might give the wrong impression, and attract an entirely different type of crowd.


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    #21724910 - 05/26/15 01:35 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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I already explained. You may go away now.



Ohhhhhh!!!

Haha that post made me laugh. You may go now, mere peasant.



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    #21724919 - 05/26/15 01:38 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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It's not like you have time to be like oh well here comes the right hook, let me just dodge left, and punch him in the solar plexus. No, you're gonna be swinging off pure instinct and adrenaline.




Isn't the whole point of martial arts training to avoid this exact thing? You train until the moves become instinctive. You think stepping into the ring is like a walk in the park?

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    #21726086 - 05/26/15 07:07 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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If someone tries to inflict violence on a innocent person, they got what's coming to them, I don't give a fuck about them being a crackhead or whatever.



the problem is  i'm sort of getting gang-stalked out here in the bay


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Who do you think your gangstalkers are?


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    #21726105 - 05/26/15 07:10 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

you fucked up good enogh to where an entire gang is after you? but yet you let a pimp kick your ass?


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Re: got beat up by a pimp in oakland [Re: leafing]
    #21726122 - 05/26/15 07:15 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

You need to start framing each of them against each other so they cancel themselves out.  The pimp x gang wars of 2015.


I'm not sure how you would do that, but it looks good on paper..


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    #21726218 - 05/26/15 07:47 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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Certain drugs can render people immune to the effects of pepper spray.

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    #21726259 - 05/26/15 07:57 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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    #21726296 - 05/26/15 08:05 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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Certain drugs can render people immune to the effects of pepper spray.

This mofo on pcp doesn't give a single fuck about your police issue mace






he sure seemed to give a fuck.  he spends almost the entire video trying to wash his eyes out, then, when he tries to fights the cops, he just lunges blindly while flailing.  pepper spray FTW

you should have used this vid to dispute me:





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Re: got beat up by a pimp in oakland [Re: ballsalsa]
    #21726690 - 05/26/15 09:39 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Carry a knife in Oakland. Yeah ok but most of the time pulling a knife in Oakland gets  yourself shot.


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Re: got beat up by a pimp in oakland [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #21726705 - 05/26/15 09:43 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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Who do you think your gangstalkers are?




Hes clearly mentally ill. The cops won't do anything about a paranoids ravings so of course they are in on it.


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Re: got beat up by a pimp in oakland [Re: Amanita86]
    #21726917 - 05/26/15 10:46 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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You can run a guy in circles if you get ahold of those two fingers.




That's what she said.


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Re: got beat up by a pimp in oakland [Re: Supachopped719]
    #21727127 - 05/27/15 12:28 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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you can get fucked with by the cops for having a knife.  carry pepper spray instead.  take the biggest baddass, and he becomes a little bitch when you give him the o.c.  Once he's crying and holding his face, you can pummel him at your leisure.



Some knifes are illegal, anything with a spring in it is illegal in California.

Pepper spray is a great idea, as well as a taser. I like this idea a lot, take a cue from our police forces.





I agree, do what the cops do. shoot people because it's what actually makes the
big bad one your bitch, that OC spray aint shit


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Re: got beat up by a pimp in oakland [Re: leafing]
    #21727254 - 05/27/15 02:00 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

just run next time. no point staying in a hostile situation


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Re: got beat up by a pimp in oakland [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #21727265 - 05/27/15 02:07 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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Who do you think your gangstalkers are?



LIBERALS:sexymeow:


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Re: got beat up by a pimp in oakland [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #21727334 - 05/27/15 03:26 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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Yeah well I think you're overestimating pepper spray, and tazers can be hit or miss too.  It's actually not as idiot proof as you're making it out to be  :maceyourface:





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Re: got beat up by a pimp in oakland [Re: my3rdeye]
    #21729263 - 05/27/15 04:03 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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moonrockmushy said:
Who do you think your gangstalkers are?




Hes clearly mentally ill. The cops won't do anything about a paranoids ravings so of course they are in on it.




Not sure if that gang stalking thing was a joke or what prolly was but in case it isn't...

How do you feel you are even in a position to decide if he his mentally ill? He never made any paranoid ravings or said anything other than he was being gang stalked. I know of a number of targeted individuals who are not paranoid. I've also seen a number of people post online who are in all likely hood experencing psychosis and think it is group stalking or some conspiracy theory. There's plenty of nutters out there but organized stalking/gang stalking is a real thing and does happen more than most people want to believe.

Ok I'm done here, carry on with taser vs pepper spray vs knife arguments


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Re: got beat up by a pimp in oakland [Re: luvdemboomers]
    #21729595 - 05/27/15 05:25 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Link to one verified case of gangstalking?

I would like to see it and I'm not being sarcastic.


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Re: got beat up by a pimp in oakland [Re: Supachopped719]
    #21729706 - 05/27/15 05:57 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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Link to one verified case of gangstalking?

I would like to see it and I'm not being sarcastic.




I don't have any hard evidence that proves it's existence. It's one of those things that is near impossible to prove since the harassment is done by so many different people and are usually things that happen to everyone so the targeted individual is often dismissed as sensitize or egocentric. Thing is these things happen occasionally to most people but relentlessly all day every day to the TI.

I can't make up anyone's mind but if you do some reading on it (both general information and people's stories) you will find that it is plausible and see the remarkable the similarities in the harassment methods in people's stories. There are a lot of bad websites on the matter that make targeted individuals sound real nutty so you've gotta sort through those when you are searching.

I don't want to hijack the thread or get into a big discussion on it (which usually ends up being troll central) but if anyone has any questions just pm me.


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Re: got beat up by a pimp in oakland [Re: Supachopped719]
    #21729731 - 05/27/15 06:05 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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Supachopped719 said:
Link to one verified case of gangstalking?

I would like to see it and I'm not being sarcastic.






https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMSAwekYxrA




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Re: got beat up by a pimp in oakland [Re: leafing]
    #21729766 - 05/27/15 06:16 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

I just put in an order for a badge. I'm gonna get so many dumb housewives to steal for me. I'll never have to work again.


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Re: got beat up by a pimp in oakland [Re: Supachopped719]
    #21729797 - 05/27/15 06:24 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Op don't talk trash to a  pimps  bottom bitch. The only one who can say  dat shit is said pimp who's hand was strong and whooped your ass  ..


Next time a hookers come up to you just say not tonight sweet heart. I ain't got the money.

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