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Re: got beat up by a pimp in oakland [Re: D.M.T]
    #21724654 - 05/26/15 12:16 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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D.M.T said:
I already explained. You may go away now.



Ohhhhhh!!!

Haha that post made me laugh. You may go now, mere peasant.


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Re: got beat up by a pimp in oakland [Re: Supachopped719]
    #21724862 - 05/26/15 01:23 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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Supachopped719 said:
What makes you think he was a pimp? Was it the pimp slaps he gave your ass?




He looked like that.
Pretty sure Oakland won pimp of the year in that american pimp doc.


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Re: got beat up by a pimp in oakland [Re: my3rdeye]
    #21724868 - 05/26/15 01:24 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)



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Re: got beat up by a pimp in oakland [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #21724888 - 05/26/15 01:29 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

I was looking at housing ads for homes in deep east Oakland and the most of the homes were manicured to looked like they were hiding something about the neighborhood. I'd almost be afraid to tell my neighbors I upright paid for the house.
instead I'd Probually pretend I'm paying rent like everybody else for the possibility  I might get held for ransom since I've got a legit job and my neighbors push crack.

http://www.myfoxdetroit.com/story/29139156/oakland-police-rescue-man-kidnapped-for-ransom-held-in-trunk-of-car.


There are areas of Oakland that are very friendly - how ever its oakland and the residents are active throughout the town so none of its safe - especially if your black -  just my opinion. I'm glad I no longer hunt mushrooms in Oakland because they view  "nocks , tweakers , or people looking in their bushes as easy targets" . An older head once told me I've only got 5 minutes to pick mushrooms before the high schoolers get out of class.

Youngsters  will get hyphy  , in other words beat my ass just for being at "their" park and it would've been my fault for entering their turf considering I should know better according to them.



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Re: got beat up by a pimp in oakland [Re: ak47myth]
    #21724891 - 05/26/15 01:29 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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leafing said:
Today for no other reason than burping 5 feet away from him..  on top of that I've gotten beaten up 2 other times since I've moved to oakland. I honestly don't know how this city is adjacent to san Francisco





you should have more respect for your fellow pimps and pushers than to burp near his holy presence.

That's what your rude ass gets.

Bet youll think twice before you burp like a pig when you're in the presence of a P-I-M-P




This, and I'm assuming since this has happened before two other times you probably look the part of a victim and had it coming to you. If you don't have the means physically to back up your burping, it's your own fault. If you aren't up to training yourself to actually take care of yourself physically, you can always change your appearance and keep quiet to avoid a recurrence.

Grow a long ass goatee, shave your head, and throw on some shades. That is if you at least have somewhat of a build, because otherwise you might give the wrong impression, and attract an entirely different type of crowd.


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Re: got beat up by a pimp in oakland [Re: ak47myth]
    #21724910 - 05/26/15 01:35 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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ak47myth said:
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D.M.T said:
I already explained. You may go away now.



Ohhhhhh!!!

Haha that post made me laugh. You may go now, mere peasant.



I'm glad my antics have been met with approval from some of the common folk of this board. I will see to it my butler rewards you with a chalice full of the finest ale.


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Re: got beat up by a pimp in Oakland [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #21724919 - 05/26/15 01:38 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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It's not like you have time to be like oh well here comes the right hook, let me just dodge left, and punch him in the solar plexus. No, you're gonna be swinging off pure instinct and adrenaline.




Isn't the whole point of martial arts training to avoid this exact thing? You train until the moves become instinctive. You think stepping into the ring is like a walk in the park?

I guess it is when you live in Oakland :grin:


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Re: got beat up by a pimp in oakland [Re: qman]
    #21726086 - 05/26/15 07:07 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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qman said:
If someone tries to inflict violence on a innocent person, they got what's coming to them, I don't give a fuck about them being a crackhead or whatever.



the problem is  i'm sort of getting gang-stalked out here in the bay


so  anytime i call the cops they'd go against me even if i wasn't at fault


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Re: got beat up by a pimp in oakland [Re: leafing]
    #21726097 - 05/26/15 07:08 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Who do you think your gangstalkers are?


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Re: got beat up by a pimp in oakland [Re: leafing]
    #21726105 - 05/26/15 07:10 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

you fucked up good enogh to where an entire gang is after you? but yet you let a pimp kick your ass?


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Re: got beat up by a pimp in oakland [Re: leafing]
    #21726122 - 05/26/15 07:15 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

You need to start framing each of them against each other so they cancel themselves out.  The pimp x gang wars of 2015.


I'm not sure how you would do that, but it looks good on paper..


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Re: got beat up by a pimp in oakland [Re: ballsalsa]
    #21726218 - 05/26/15 07:47 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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ballsalsa said:








Certain drugs can render people immune to the effects of pepper spray.

This mofo on pcp doesn't give a single fuck about your police issue mace



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Re: got beat up by a pimp in oakland [Re: Individual]
    #21726259 - 05/26/15 07:57 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

In that case you just gotta bite their dick off.


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Re: got beat up by a pimp in oakland [Re: Supachopped719]
    #21726296 - 05/26/15 08:05 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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Certain drugs can render people immune to the effects of pepper spray.

This mofo on pcp doesn't give a single fuck about your police issue mace






he sure seemed to give a fuck.  he spends almost the entire video trying to wash his eyes out, then, when he tries to fights the cops, he just lunges blindly while flailing.  pepper spray FTW

you should have used this vid to dispute me:





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Re: got beat up by a pimp in oakland [Re: ballsalsa]
    #21726690 - 05/26/15 09:39 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Carry a knife in Oakland. Yeah ok but most of the time pulling a knife in Oakland gets  yourself shot.


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Re: got beat up by a pimp in oakland [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #21726705 - 05/26/15 09:43 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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moonrockmushy said:
Who do you think your gangstalkers are?




Hes clearly mentally ill. The cops won't do anything about a paranoids ravings so of course they are in on it.


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Re: got beat up by a pimp in oakland [Re: Amanita86]
    #21726917 - 05/26/15 10:46 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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Amanita86 said:
You can run a guy in circles if you get ahold of those two fingers.




That's what she said.


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Re: got beat up by a pimp in oakland [Re: Supachopped719]
    #21727127 - 05/27/15 12:28 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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ballsalsa said:
you can get fucked with by the cops for having a knife.  carry pepper spray instead.  take the biggest baddass, and he becomes a little bitch when you give him the o.c.  Once he's crying and holding his face, you can pummel him at your leisure.



Some knifes are illegal, anything with a spring in it is illegal in California.

Pepper spray is a great idea, as well as a taser. I like this idea a lot, take a cue from our police forces.





I agree, do what the cops do. shoot people because it's what actually makes the
big bad one your bitch, that OC spray aint shit


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Re: got beat up by a pimp in oakland [Re: leafing]
    #21727254 - 05/27/15 02:00 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

just run next time. no point staying in a hostile situation


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Re: got beat up by a pimp in oakland [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #21727265 - 05/27/15 02:07 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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moonrockmushy said:
Who do you think your gangstalkers are?



LIBERALS:sexymeow:


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