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Offlineleafing
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got beat up by a pimp in oakland
    #21723463 - 05/26/15 03:00 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Today for no other reason than burping 5 feet away from him..  on top of that I've gotten beaten up 2 other times since I've moved to oakland. I honestly don't know how this city is adjacent to san Francisco


Edited by leafing (05/26/15 03:11 AM)


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Re: got beat up by a pimp in oakland [Re: leafing]
    #21723465 - 05/26/15 03:04 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

You're gonna get bant.


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Re: got beat up by a pimp in oakland [Re: leafing] * 12
    #21723467 - 05/26/15 03:07 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)



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Re: got beat up by a pimp in oakland [Re: Astral Pain] * 2
    #21723479 - 05/26/15 03:17 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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Astral Pain said:





What do naggers have to do with this thread?


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Re: got beat up by a pimp in oakland [Re: JvF] * 1
    #21723562 - 05/26/15 04:44 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

:whathesaid: :lol:


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Re: got beat up by a pimp in oakland *DELETED* [Re: Astral Pain]
    #21723587 - 05/26/15 05:00 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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Re: got beat up by a pimp in oakland [Re: Lucis]
    #21723593 - 05/26/15 05:02 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

you shud at least start carrying a knife


btw, thats something you do after the first time you get beat up, not after the 3rd


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Re: got beat up by a pimp in oakland [Re: Astral Pain]
    #21723599 - 05/26/15 05:05 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

leafing said:
Today for no other reason than burping 5 feet away from him..  on top of that I've gotten beaten up 2 other times since I've moved to oakland. I honestly don't know how this city is adjacent to san Francisco




Yeah Oakland is a bit rough, might I suggest building on your gangsta game, you can start by listening to lots of too short.



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Re: got beat up by a pimp in oakland [Re: leafing]
    #21723960 - 05/26/15 08:14 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Maybe next time you'll have his money. That pimp is only hitting you cause he loves you.


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Re: got beat up by a pimp in oakland [Re: leafing]
    #21724011 - 05/26/15 08:34 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Why were you within 5 feet of an Oakland pimp? Just posted up or what? Passing by?


Quote:

you shud at least start carrying a knife


btw, thats something you do after the first time you get beat up, not after the 3rd




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Re: got beat up by a pimp in oakland [Re: Bassfreak]
    #21724035 - 05/26/15 08:43 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

Bassfreak said:
you shud at least start carrying a knife


btw, thats something you do after the first time you get beat up, not after the 3rd



:sissies:


Or work out and take self defense classes..
Or figure out what it is about yourself that pisses people off..

It's better than possibly getting charged for carrying a weapon or stabbing someone, or dying because you whipped out your little knife in a fist fight and it gets stuck in your neck.

:cookiemonster:
:sissies:


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Re: got beat up by a pimp in oakland [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #21724038 - 05/26/15 08:44 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

or just carry a knife


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Re: got beat up by a pimp in oakland [Re: Bassfreak]
    #21724048 - 05/26/15 08:46 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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or dying because you whipped out your little knife in a fist fight and it gets stuck in your neck.




I'm not one to act like a tough guy, but if a "little knife" will help me not get jumped by
some punk ass oakland pimp with a chip on his shoulder...then I'll carry it without shame.


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Re: got beat up by a pimp in oakland [Re: leafing]
    #21724050 - 05/26/15 08:48 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

leafing said:
Today for no other reason than burping 5 feet away from him..  on top of that I've gotten beaten up 2 other times since I've moved to oakland. I honestly don't know how this city is adjacent to san Francisco




Sounds like you should probably stay inside. What did you do the other 2 times to get your ass kicked? Do you have one of those really annoying faces that everyone just wants to punch?


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Re: got beat up by a pimp in oakland [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy] * 1
    #21724058 - 05/26/15 08:50 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

What makes you think he was a pimp? Was it the pimp slaps he gave your ass?


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Re: got beat up by a pimp in oakland [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #21724060 - 05/26/15 08:51 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Good point, I get the feeling there's more to these "encounters" than you're letting on.

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Or figure out what it is about yourself that pisses people off..




Quote:

What did you do the other 2 times to get your ass kicked? Do you have one of those really annoying faces that everyone just wants to punch?




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Re: got beat up by a pimp in oakland [Re: leafing]
    #21724063 - 05/26/15 08:53 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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leafing said:
Today for no other reason than burping 5 feet away from him..  on top of that I've gotten beaten up 2 other times since I've moved to oakland. I honestly don't know how this city is adjacent to san Francisco




Dude you live in the fucking USA. You have a license to kill written down on your constitution.

Get a gun and kill the guy the minute he touches you.

Jesus.


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Re: got beat up by a pimp in oakland [Re: Bassfreak] * 2
    #21724067 - 05/26/15 08:54 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

Bassfreak said:
or just carry a knife



DON'T HURT ME A LITTLE BIT, I'LL END YO LIFE!

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Re: got beat up by a pimp in oakland [Re: leafing] * 2
    #21724075 - 05/26/15 08:56 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

leafing said:
Today for no other reason than burping 5 feet away from him..  on top of that I've gotten beaten up 2 other times since I've moved to oakland. I honestly don't know how this city is adjacent to san Francisco





you should have more respect for your fellow pimps and pushers than to burp near his holy presence.

That's what your rude ass gets.

Bet youll think twice before you burp like a pig when you're in the presence of a P-I-M-P


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Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


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Re: got beat up by a pimp in oakland [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #21724076 - 05/26/15 08:56 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

XLCaps said:
Quote:

Bassfreak said:
or just carry a knife



DON'T HURT ME A LITTLE BIT, I'LL END YO LIFE!

:sunspots:





yeah dude, i dont fuck around. why would i ever let someone hit me whos trying to hurt me?


i really wouldnt hesitate to stab em


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