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Taco Bells new advertising campaign 3
#21722655 - 05/25/15 09:13 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Check it out
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Re: Taco Bells new advertising campaign [Re: basqueshaman]
#21722882 - 05/25/15 10:12 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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My pants just got tight
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Re: Taco Bells new advertising campaign [Re: pifizzle]
#21722928 - 05/25/15 10:29 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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It's not a beefy crunch burrito, therefore I don't give two fucks.
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Re: Taco Bells new advertising campaign [Re: basqueshaman]
#21722931 - 05/25/15 10:30 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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New and imroved meat byproduct. Now with more cock.
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taco bell isn't even food, it's arguable more suitable as catfood.
actuially, i wouldnt submit cats to that.
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Re: Taco Bells new advertising campaign [Re: Salomon] 1
#21722969 - 05/25/15 10:42 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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It might not be "food" but it sure as shit tastes delicious when I'm fucked up.
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Re: Taco Bells new advertising campaign [Re: Psychonautica]
#21722971 - 05/25/15 10:43 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Everything tastes delicous when you're fucked up. 
Well, almost everything.
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Re: Taco Bells new advertising campaign [Re: Salomon]
#21722997 - 05/25/15 10:50 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Salomon said: taco bell isn't even food, it's arguable more suitable as catfood.
actuially, i wouldnt submit cats to that.
there is no grade X meat and there's nothing wrong with taco bell other than the fact that their food sucks
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XLCaps said: Everything tastes delicous when you're fucked up. 
Well, almost everything.
Nice save with the almost there.
Thought I could buy you a drink and get my dick sucked 
"everything tastes good when you're fucked up, just lick it a bit.. Come on. "
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Re: Taco Bells new advertising campaign [Re: Prisoner#1]
#21723046 - 05/25/15 11:07 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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apparently
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Our seasoned beef recipe consists of 88% Premium Beef and 12% Signature Recipe
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Okay, but I've heard you use Grade D meat. Is that why it's so cheap?
Although that's funny, the answer is NO. In fact, there's no such grade given by the USDA for beef. We use the same quality beef used in all ground beef (like you'd find in the grocery store) - only USDA-inspected, 100% premium real beef, period. We're one of the largest beef buyers in the U.S. Every year, we buy about 300 million pounds of seasoned beef. Since we buy in bulk, we're able to secure some of the best prices, which we pass along to you.
http://www.tacobell.com/nutrition/foodfacts/the-truth-about-our-ingredients
so they bumped it from 35% "beef" to 88%
surely they use only the finest cuts of rectum
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Re: Taco Bells new advertising campaign [Re: Salomon]
#21723060 - 05/25/15 11:11 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Living in a city with great taco trucks, I could never ever justify going to taco bell. I mean you cant beat good pastor or langua tacos for a buck fifty each.
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Re: Taco Bells new advertising campaign [Re: Salomon]
#21723061 - 05/25/15 11:11 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Have you ever had fried intestines? Rectum is pretty tasty.
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Re: Taco Bells new advertising campaign [Re: Psychonautica]
#21723071 - 05/25/15 11:14 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Psychonautica said: Have you ever had fried intestines? Rectum is pretty tasty.

So you like the taste of ass? Who am I to
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Re: Taco Bells new advertising campaign [Re: basqueshaman]
#21723078 - 05/25/15 11:18 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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I've never tried it.
But if I was to eat ass, cannibalism, and all that. My friends and I already decided it would be a good cut of meat. If you have a nice muscular ass, of someone who does squats, there's probably a beautiful end cap of fat or it.
Slow roasted booty would be delicious. Cook some ass up like a brisket. Mmm..
But yeah. I'll eat anything. Literally anything that's edible. Nothing grosses me out. I'll try anything twice.
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Edited by Psychonautica (05/25/15 11:18 PM)
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Re: Taco Bells new advertising campaign [Re: Psychonautica]
#21723099 - 05/25/15 11:23 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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wanna eat my jizz once or twice?
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Re: Taco Bells new advertising campaign [Re: Salomon]
#21723119 - 05/25/15 11:32 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Not particularly, but everyone has a price.
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Re: Taco Bells new advertising campaign [Re: Psychonautica]
#21723131 - 05/25/15 11:37 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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How about $3.50?
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Do you know how much fucking food 3.50 cents can buy at taco bell?
Just to taste it? Idk. Make it five and I'll taste it. But then I just have to put a tiny dot in my mouth and spit it out.
If you want me to swallow a full load it's gonna cost you. If you want me to work it out it'll cost you even more. I'm not gay, but I'm not so homophobic that I don't have a price. Everyone has one.
This thread is about taco bell, not me sucking your dick for money. Unless it's in a taco bell bathroom.
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Re: Taco Bells new advertising campaign [Re: Psychonautica]
#21723367 - 05/26/15 01:50 AM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Psychonautica said: Do you know how much fucking food 3.50 cents can buy at taco bell?
Just to taste it? Idk. Make it five and I'll taste it. But then I just have to put a tiny dot in my mouth and spit it out.
If you want me to swallow a full load it's gonna cost you. If you want me to work it out it'll cost you even more. I'm not gay, but I'm not so homophobic that I don't have a price. Everyone has one.
This thread is about taco bell, not me sucking your dick for money. Unless it's in a taco bell bathroom.
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Re: Taco Bells new advertising campaign [Re: Godfather1376]
#21723600 - 05/26/15 05:06 AM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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usually i love fast food
but taco bell really really sucks. the one near me is pretty new and in a nice town and the service still sucks and the food blows
i feel like taco bell and KFC especially always have THE shittiest employees
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Re: Taco Bells new advertising campaign [Re: Psychonautica]
#21723715 - 05/26/15 06:28 AM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Psychonautica said: Have you ever had fried intestines? Rectum is pretty tasty.

ew thats fuckin disguisting
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Re: Taco Bells new advertising campaign [Re: Sheekle]
#21723718 - 05/26/15 06:32 AM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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al pastor is the best thing ever put in a burrito.
pinapple flavored chunks of smokey pig.
its like sex .
if taco bell has a cheesy crunch pastor i would eat there.
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Re: Taco Bells new advertising campaign [Re: Bassfreak]
#21723723 - 05/26/15 06:35 AM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Taco Bell has some delicious shit on the menu and some garbage too. Just gotta navigate the menu correctly and you can spend <$5 and be full for hours.
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Re: Taco Bells new advertising campaign [Re: abltsandwich]
#21723737 - 05/26/15 06:46 AM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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i remember taco bell got me really sick one time and the same night it got a friend of mine sick too
one of the last times i ever went there
the last time i went there the taco i got was like super watery and wet and i couldnt even eat it. prob been over a year since ive gone
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Re: Taco Bells new advertising campaign [Re: Bassfreak]
#21723751 - 05/26/15 06:54 AM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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If i'm drunk or stoned, it's late at night..nothing else is open...I'll eat taco bell and other fast food "restaurants". But I'm not happy about it.
Otherwise I avoid it at all cost..
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Re: Taco Bells new advertising campaign [Re: 1234go]
#21723757 - 05/26/15 06:55 AM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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i wish we had jack in the box. you can get tacos there.
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Re: Taco Bells new advertising campaign [Re: rxb]
#21723758 - 05/26/15 06:57 AM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Taco Bell and Jack in the Box both have garbage tacos. JitB decidedly worse tho.
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Re: Taco Bells new advertising campaign [Re: abltsandwich]
#21723759 - 05/26/15 06:58 AM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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they just arent made of snail spooge at jitb
i dont actually eat fast food unless you count 5 guys
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What a bunch of food snobs. Taco bell and fast food are not the poisons that people make them out to be. Sure its not home cooking, but its not horrible either. I'm just happy to eat and not be starving.
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XLCaps said: How about $3.50?
About tree fitty.
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Re: Taco Bells new advertising campaign [Re: stratocast]
#21723792 - 05/26/15 07:12 AM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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What a bunch of food snobs.
Yes, that's me.
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Re: Taco Bells new advertising campaign [Re: 1234go]
#21723801 - 05/26/15 07:16 AM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Picking Taco Bell is like settling for the ugly girl when there's hotter ones all wet and ready.
I'd rather get some fresh poutine from a chip wagon with a fat juicy burger.
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Fast food in general is nasty. I judge you harshly for eating it.
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What a bunch of food snobs.
classically trained certified food snob.
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The Doobie Dude said: Fast food in general is nasty. I judge you harshly for eating it.
Home made poutine just ain't as good brah.
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poutine is diner food, diner food isnt fast food.
its greasy elegance
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What's poutine?
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Re: Taco Bells new advertising campaign [Re: stratocast]
#21723817 - 05/26/15 07:22 AM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Picking Taco Bell is like settling
This.
If you're cool with sub par food and mediocrity, great...eat it up.
We don't call you food sluts, or maybe someone does....somewhere..
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Re: Taco Bells new advertising campaign [Re: stratocast]
#21723822 - 05/26/15 07:24 AM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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stratocast said: What's poutine?
french fries with cheese curds and gravy
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Re: Taco Bells new advertising campaign [Re: stratocast]
#21723825 - 05/26/15 07:26 AM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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stratocast said: What's poutine?
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Re: Taco Bells new advertising campaign [Re: rxb]
#21723827 - 05/26/15 07:27 AM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Cheese curds are for the weak.
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XLCaps said: Cheese curds are for the weak. 
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Never had it, but it sounds like chump hipster food.
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Re: Taco Bells new advertising campaign [Re: 1234go]
#21723851 - 05/26/15 07:35 AM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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i've been aware of it since 1989.
but im sure you could make a hipster market for it. open up a poutine place in brooklyn, and DONE.
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Re: Taco Bells new advertising campaign [Re: rxb]
#21723859 - 05/26/15 07:38 AM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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rxb said: i've been aware of it since 1989.
but im sure you could make a hipster market for it. open up a poutine place in brooklyn, and DONE.
Yeah, it's been around for a bit now..I checked before I made that remark...hah I'm just talkin' shit..
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