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basqueshaman
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Taco Bells new advertising campaign 3
#21722655 - 05/25/15 09:13 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Check it out
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pifizzle
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Re: Taco Bells new advertising campaign [Re: basqueshaman]
#21722882 - 05/25/15 10:12 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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My pants just got tight
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Psychonautica
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Re: Taco Bells new advertising campaign [Re: pifizzle]
#21722928 - 05/25/15 10:29 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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It's not a beefy crunch burrito, therefore I don't give two fucks.
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Re: Taco Bells new advertising campaign [Re: basqueshaman]
#21722931 - 05/25/15 10:30 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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New and imroved meat byproduct. Now with more cock.
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Salomon
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taco bell isn't even food, it's arguable more suitable as catfood.
actuially, i wouldnt submit cats to that.
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Re: Taco Bells new advertising campaign [Re: Salomon] 1
#21722969 - 05/25/15 10:42 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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It might not be "food" but it sure as shit tastes delicious when I'm fucked up.
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Re: Taco Bells new advertising campaign [Re: Psychonautica]
#21722971 - 05/25/15 10:43 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Everything tastes delicous when you're fucked up. 
Well, almost everything.
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Re: Taco Bells new advertising campaign [Re: Salomon]
#21722997 - 05/25/15 10:50 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Salomon said: taco bell isn't even food, it's arguable more suitable as catfood.
actuially, i wouldnt submit cats to that.
there is no grade X meat and there's nothing wrong with taco bell other than the fact that their food sucks
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XLCaps said: Everything tastes delicous when you're fucked up. 
Well, almost everything.
Nice save with the almost there.
Thought I could buy you a drink and get my dick sucked 
"everything tastes good when you're fucked up, just lick it a bit.. Come on. "
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Re: Taco Bells new advertising campaign [Re: Prisoner#1]
#21723046 - 05/25/15 11:07 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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apparently
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Our seasoned beef recipe consists of 88% Premium Beef and 12% Signature Recipe
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Okay, but I've heard you use Grade D meat. Is that why it's so cheap?
Although that's funny, the answer is NO. In fact, there's no such grade given by the USDA for beef. We use the same quality beef used in all ground beef (like you'd find in the grocery store) - only USDA-inspected, 100% premium real beef, period. We're one of the largest beef buyers in the U.S. Every year, we buy about 300 million pounds of seasoned beef. Since we buy in bulk, we're able to secure some of the best prices, which we pass along to you.
http://www.tacobell.com/nutrition/foodfacts/the-truth-about-our-ingredients
so they bumped it from 35% "beef" to 88%
surely they use only the finest cuts of rectum
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Re: Taco Bells new advertising campaign [Re: Salomon]
#21723060 - 05/25/15 11:11 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Living in a city with great taco trucks, I could never ever justify going to taco bell. I mean you cant beat good pastor or langua tacos for a buck fifty each.
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Re: Taco Bells new advertising campaign [Re: Salomon]
#21723061 - 05/25/15 11:11 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Have you ever had fried intestines? Rectum is pretty tasty.
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Re: Taco Bells new advertising campaign [Re: Psychonautica]
#21723071 - 05/25/15 11:14 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Psychonautica said: Have you ever had fried intestines? Rectum is pretty tasty.

So you like the taste of ass? Who am I to
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Psychonautica
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Re: Taco Bells new advertising campaign [Re: basqueshaman]
#21723078 - 05/25/15 11:18 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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I've never tried it.
But if I was to eat ass, cannibalism, and all that. My friends and I already decided it would be a good cut of meat. If you have a nice muscular ass, of someone who does squats, there's probably a beautiful end cap of fat or it.
Slow roasted booty would be delicious. Cook some ass up like a brisket. Mmm..
But yeah. I'll eat anything. Literally anything that's edible. Nothing grosses me out. I'll try anything twice.
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Edited by Psychonautica (05/25/15 11:18 PM)
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Re: Taco Bells new advertising campaign [Re: Psychonautica]
#21723099 - 05/25/15 11:23 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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wanna eat my jizz once or twice?
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Re: Taco Bells new advertising campaign [Re: Salomon]
#21723119 - 05/25/15 11:32 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Not particularly, but everyone has a price.
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Re: Taco Bells new advertising campaign [Re: Psychonautica]
#21723131 - 05/25/15 11:37 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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How about $3.50?
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Psychonautica
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Do you know how much fucking food 3.50 cents can buy at taco bell?
Just to taste it? Idk. Make it five and I'll taste it. But then I just have to put a tiny dot in my mouth and spit it out.
If you want me to swallow a full load it's gonna cost you. If you want me to work it out it'll cost you even more. I'm not gay, but I'm not so homophobic that I don't have a price. Everyone has one.
This thread is about taco bell, not me sucking your dick for money. Unless it's in a taco bell bathroom.
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Re: Taco Bells new advertising campaign [Re: Psychonautica]
#21723367 - 05/26/15 01:50 AM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Psychonautica said: Do you know how much fucking food 3.50 cents can buy at taco bell?
Just to taste it? Idk. Make it five and I'll taste it. But then I just have to put a tiny dot in my mouth and spit it out.
If you want me to swallow a full load it's gonna cost you. If you want me to work it out it'll cost you even more. I'm not gay, but I'm not so homophobic that I don't have a price. Everyone has one.
This thread is about taco bell, not me sucking your dick for money. Unless it's in a taco bell bathroom.
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Re: Taco Bells new advertising campaign [Re: Godfather1376]
#21723600 - 05/26/15 05:06 AM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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usually i love fast food
but taco bell really really sucks. the one near me is pretty new and in a nice town and the service still sucks and the food blows
i feel like taco bell and KFC especially always have THE shittiest employees
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