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Tell your EMT stories
    #21721610 - 05/25/15 04:20 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

I have a friend who is a fire truck driver.  I guess they work closely with the EMTs.  He was telling me about the crazy reasons people call an ambulance.  He said people call ambulances for things like stubbed toes and bloody noses!  Seriously!  WTF!  :shocked:

Do you or anyone you know work in the fire rescue or medical rescue field and have crazy stories about people calling 911 for really dumb or petty reasons?  Tell us about those stories.













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Re: Tell your EMT stories [Re: Learyfan]
    #21721758 - 05/25/15 05:03 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

I once worked at this guys house who was a fireman.  One day he came home carrying like 10 pans of brownies and I was like wtf??  He said the station was making brownies for some community function or something and when they finished they realized they had accidentally made enough brownies for like a 2000 person event when actually the event was only for like 70 people.  So now they had like pounds and pounds of brownies to get rid of because they made extras too.


I asked him "So you guys just sat around and made brownies all day?"
he said, without even blinking."Yeah, we make brownies and cookies all the time"

Ever since then, my impression of firefighters is when they aren't actually fighting fires, they are just a bunch of meatheads goofing around the station playing grab-ass and cooking pastries and snacks all day.:laugh:

Not really what you asked for. but somewhat related, I guess.


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Re: Tell your EMT stories [Re: DirtMcgirt]
    #21721814 - 05/25/15 05:21 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

kinda related....when i first got my house we bought new washer and dryers....well i hooked everything up...did a load of laundry and started to dry them....having never used a new dryer before i didn't know they sometimes have a smell and thought i hooked up the gas wrong....so i called the non emergency police number....they said alright no problem just have everyone step outside and we will send someone over....well we are standing by the road and all a sudden we hear firesirens....and here come like 3 firetrucks and a rescue vehicle...we start waving them down.....we live on a corner and they just started to drive around the block and eventually came back around and parked in front of the house....it was like 90 degrees with like 103 heat index....they went inside with a gas detector...came back out a few minutes later and said all was  well.....said i was sorry i didn't think they would do all that and they said it was fine they need practice anyways....they probably each lost 5lbs cause they were sweating there asses off....If it was a real emergency it would of sucked cause they drove right past us and took about 5min to come back around.....:justdontknow:


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