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The Doobie Dude


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Re: Crazy junkie schemes [Re: Patlal]
#21721939 - 05/25/15 06:03 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Patlal said: When your scheming about some shenanigans for drugs, you need to check yourself in rehab
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Atreyu
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I remember reading this story before, did you previously post that somewhere else?
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moonrockmushy
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Re: Crazy junkie schemes [Re: Atreyu]
#21722068 - 05/25/15 06:45 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Yeah I may have, it would have been here at the shroomery though. It always amazed me that someone could brag about stealing x-mas presents. Maybe he is a member here though who knows
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Shroomslip
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Next time one of them calls you up for a favor, ask them if they pray to mushrooms.
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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way. I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today. Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear. I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear. You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline
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fapjack
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Re: Crazy junkie schemes [Re: Learyfan]
#21722301 - 05/25/15 07:50 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Going to the racetrack and breaking into cars during the races. I guess people stash money in their cars at horses races. Someone I was locked up with was planning on starting a fake bail bond company and ripping off immigrants because they wouldn't go to the cops. Lots of people liked ripping off immigrants because they never called the cops and usually dealt with cash. Breaking into houses was always a popular hustle, knew a lot of dope fiends that did that. Breaking into cars was another really common hustle. Mostly crackheads did that type of shit. Ripping off drug dealers was always a common hustle. I always sold drugs when I was strung out, but I knew enough people that did other shit. You never realize how fucked up people are until you meet a bunch of people strung out on heroin. The fucked up thing is a lot of those people weren't bad people, they just cared a lot more about getting more heroin than their morals.
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Re: Crazy junkie schemes [Re: Lucis]
#21722317 - 05/25/15 07:53 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Reminded me of some shroomite that had a "plan" to start carrying out a t.v. from best buy by sneaking it through the front door and putting them in their truck beds. It was some obviously stupid plan like that. Can't remember who it was though.
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Re: Crazy junkie schemes [Re: Amanita86]
#21722537 - 05/25/15 08:48 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Amanita86 said: I knew a dude way back in the day...one of those guys, that sold his car for crack money and when he got his cash had no way to go get crack.
*Calls buddy* "Yo bro, can I get a ride? I sold my car and...yeah. No, just..No I have money let's just go.."
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WhoManBeing
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Re: Crazy junkie schemes [Re: Drumdude27]
#21722634 - 05/25/15 09:09 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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can't think of any far out stories to speak of than what has already been said. silliness what make of most of people's actions when down and out looking to get up. as long as have been silly, never saw any wrong to what was being done. not something that I would do, but wouldn't speak condemning words towards such people. who's to say what is right and what is wrong, especially when it comes to other people's actions. easy enough to think of what is right and wrong for myself to do, get into, but then, things just are as is and happen because...
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Shroomslip
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I'm to say it's wrong for you to steal from another person to feed your own habit. I would speak condemning words to such a person.
If you can't afford your own habit, then quit. Can't do it on your own, go seek help. There is no excuse for it. Because you don't want to be miserable you're going to make someone else's life miserable?
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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way. I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today. Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear. I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear. You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline
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Amanita86
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Do what?
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DTCharlieB
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Re: Crazy junkie schemes [Re: Amanita86] 1
#21722961 - 05/25/15 10:39 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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It seems like if your a big enough scum bag to steal from somebody your low enough to snitch on someone to get out of trouble.
My cousin used to steal hos friends debit cards and try and get cash from am machines by guessing the or passcode. He was a moron. One time he went to the ER and said he fell off a tractor and hurt his leg the doctors knew he just wanted pills and called the cops. He didn't get In trouble that time just tried to scare him. He would steal from anyone he could. He ripped the wrong person off once and got an ass kicking of a lifetime. That was pretty funny.
Another kid I knew somehow got his hands on a master key from Walmart and went to various walmart that opened up the video game boxes and whatever else. He ended up stealing thousands of dollars worth of shit before he eventually got caught. I think he's doing up to 5 years in prison Now for that and other shit he's done. This was 4 or 5 years ago and he's still I there.
Another time the Walmart kid also stole some copper wire and took it in the woods to strip it down well it took him like 4 days yo get it stripied then he only got like 35 bucks for it so he worked for like less then a dollar an hour to get that money. I thought that was pretty funny. I also think it's funny he's locked up now.
I also knew this winger kid I used to get 30s from when I did that. He seemed as shady as they came but was always straight with people, I mean his prices where high but he never ripped anyone off. But he was a dumbass who thought he could never get caught and did deals in pares full of people and what not. Eventually his house got raided and now he's doing a few years in federal prison. He was the only one that I felt sorry for when he went away, he was just too stupid to be a drug dealer. Even when he was out on bail before he went away, he was hitting me up trying to sell shit, I dont know how anyone could be so dumb.
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DTCharlieB
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Re: Crazy junkie schemes [Re: Shroomslip] 1
#21723030 - 05/25/15 10:59 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Shroomslip said: I'm to say it's wrong for you to steal from another person to feed your own habit. I would speak condemning words to such a person.
If you can't afford your own habit, then quit. Can't do it on your own, go seek help. There is no excuse for it. Because you don't want to be miserable you're going to make someone else's life miserable?
That's the truth right there. I know Of some people that was hooked really bad and never stole a dime from anyone. Even this one person would ask me to borrow cash and I would give it too him and he would always pay me back. He was a smart kid had a good job, got a college degree now, he just got too heavy into it and he realized it and got clean. Not all junkies are really "junkies" some are good people who just get too deep into it and then realize their over there head. My bro was one of these people and pretty much went cold turkey and got off of it. Then he got into subs and did the same thing went cold turkey and got off that shit. And he's one of the best people I know. Even when he was in the middle of his addiction He would do anything for his friends and never even thought about stealing a dime from anyone.
It seems like junkies use their addiction as an excuse to steal, rob, deceive whatever to feed their addiction and expect people to be like "aawww he has a disease he can't help it" and that's just not the case. Addicts still have a choice to do what's right or wrong and there's no excuse to steal or take money from someone else. Ever.
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Re: Crazy junkie schemes [Re: DTCharlieB]
#21723072 - 05/25/15 11:15 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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I knew someone who used to go to big box stores and return merchandise with stolen or found receipts. If he was ever questioned, he would just walk out of the store supposedly. He was arrested several times for shoplifting so I don't believe his endeavors always worked out in his interest.
I knew another girl whose ex had her deliberately drop a cylinder block on a his foot to end up in the ER for some opiates. Fractured his foot - not sure if it was really worth all the effort.
Some people
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Re: Crazy junkie schemes [Re: DTCharlieB]
#21723096 - 05/25/15 11:21 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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i once helped a guy clean up his burned up trailer in exchange for the metals. Apparently the guy's brother-in-law had been stealing copper wire, and burning the insulation off in 55 gallon drums. The guy knew something was wrong, because his sister and her husband were always sick and covered with sores all of a sudden. One night, the guy fucked up somehow and caught the whole joint on fire. probably for a couple hundred worth of copper.
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