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OfflineEnjoywho
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Gay experience
    #21717426 - 05/24/15 12:54 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

So last night I walked to the closest bar from where I live. I generally play poker there every 2 weeks when I get paid. Always walk out with more money than I walk in with.

This Mexican dude offers to go check out another bar. It's in another town but these 2 little towns are connected. I've walked it before but do I prefer to? No.

He buys a case of beer for his fridge and we stop at his place. He starts getting on his knees and intensely trying to find my v. Something about physical therapy Bla Bla Bla but I knew what was happening.

So I stood there for 15 minutes mostly for the free beer before getting pretty uncomfortable. I was thinking of just askin are you going to suck my cock or just keep playing with it acting that your not. Fucking A.

He was pretty excited about the whole ordeal. Wow your 4 Inches not even hard. :lol:

I'm not blind to the world but it definitely caught me off guard. He dropped me off back at the first bar which is about a 15 minute walk away from my house.

Then i got ripped off 40$ trusting meth heads to actually show back up with some meth. I just wanted to get high damn it. Smmfh


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Re: Gay experience [Re: Enjoywho]
    #21717430 - 05/24/15 12:55 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

I heard cum has vitamins. He's healthier now.


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Re: Gay experience [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #21717444 - 05/24/15 01:00 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

You just wanted meth for P2P :datass:


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Re: Gay experience [Re: Enjoywho]
    #21717447 - 05/24/15 01:02 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Very interesting

i had one last night too

truly the only good sex i had..we was sucking n fucking all night..
he a 4year long friend of mine though

not some dude at a bar

im just :drag: now

that weed


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Re: Gay experience [Re: Beanhead]
    #21717455 - 05/24/15 01:05 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Nah that was way after he dropped me back off. I ran into someone else from the bar on my walk home. And I said fuck it im moneyed up I want to get high. But I knew if they went off I wasn't getting shit back.

And nah I didn't let any thing happen I finally said i'ma go to the bathroom then smoke a cig and we should go back and that's exactly what happened.

I did get some bomb chronic. He was like thanks you just bought my girl a drink. I said "shit I woulda bought her a drink. What's up beautiful" and wandered off :lol:

Smmfh


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"The road to hell is paved with good intentions."

"In the days of kings and queens I was a jester."

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Re: Gay experience [Re: Enjoywho] * 6
    #21717539 - 05/24/15 01:40 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

Enjoywho said:
So last night I walked to the closest bar from where I live. I generally play poker there every 2 weeks when I get paid. Always walk out with more money than I walk in with.

This Mexican dude offers to go check out another bar. It's in another town but these 2 little towns are connected. I've walked it before but do I prefer to? No.

He buys a case of beer for his fridge and we stop at his place. He starts getting on his knees and intensely trying to find my v. Something about physical therapy Bla Bla Bla but I knew what was happening.

So I stood there for 15 minutes mostly for the free beer before getting pretty uncomfortable. I was thinking of just askin are you going to suck my cock or just keep playing with it acting that your not. Fucking A.

He was pretty excited about the whole ordeal. Wow your 4 Inches not even hard. :lol:

I'm not blind to the world but it definitely caught me off guard. He dropped me off back at the first bar which is about a 15 minute walk away from my house.

Then i got ripped off 40$ trusting meth heads to actually show back up with some meth. I just wanted to get high damn it. Smmfh




You make some really bad decisions


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Re: Gay experience [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #21717542 - 05/24/15 01:42 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

I'll say

Giving random methheads $40?

That's like giving candy to a baby


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Re: Gay experience [Re: OhMrJohnson]
    #21717552 - 05/24/15 01:45 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Ya it was dumb. Oh well. Not saying I have 40$ to throw away but I still have plenty. I work hard and long hours. Oh well. Sucks but I'm still perfectly fine. Paid my rent I'm good.


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"In the days of kings and queens I was a jester."

"And then the great lord created bears... too many bears... shoulda really dialed back on the bears." Squidbillies

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Re: Gay experience [Re: Enjoywho] * 4
    #21717572 - 05/24/15 01:51 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

And your story was terribly written. I really had no clue what the fuck happened.


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Re: Gay experience [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #21717585 - 05/24/15 01:56 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

I was drunk. Of course it is. As I perceived things through out the evening. My bad I guess?

Actually I think it makes sense. Maybe you just can't read? :wtf:


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"The road to hell is paved with good intentions."

"In the days of kings and queens I was a jester."

"And then the great lord created bears... too many bears... shoulda really dialed back on the bears." Squidbillies

"Can you start speaking words instead of your damn filthy lies!"- Louise "Bobs Burgers"


Edited by Enjoywho (05/24/15 01:58 PM)


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Re: Gay experience [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #21717598 - 05/24/15 01:59 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

He did gay stuff, and got ripped off trying to by meth.

That's what I got from it any way.


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Re: Gay experience [Re: Nitrous Monkey]
    #21717610 - 05/24/15 02:04 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

I didn't do anything gay but I was taken aback by the whole situation. Would I have let him suck my dick. Probably. Why not. A blow jobs a blow job.

And yes I did get ripped off I'm pretty unhappy about it but oh well. I got some good chronic out of the deal so can't complain. :shrug:


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"The road to hell is paved with good intentions."

"In the days of kings and queens I was a jester."

"And then the great lord created bears... too many bears... shoulda really dialed back on the bears." Squidbillies

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Re: Gay experience [Re: Enjoywho]
    #21717624 - 05/24/15 02:08 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

Nitrous Monkey said:
He did gay stuff, and got ripped off trying to by meth.

That's what I got from it any way.




I mean yeah I get what he was trying to say

Quote:

Enjoywho said:
I was drunk. Of course it is. As I perceived things through out the evening. My bad I guess?

Actually I think it makes sense. Maybe you just can't read? :wtf:





Go to bar to gamble

Meet gay guy who wants to go to another bar

Don't go to second bar? Stop to get beer for his fridge and you end up at his place. I'm assuming his place was on the way to the second bar?

Guy gets on his knees and starts trying to "find your v" Weird "physical therapy" stuff

You stand there for 15 minutes "for free beer" while gay guy plays with your dick.

He's excited for the whole "ordeal" which implies something extremely gay took place and I'm assuming you whipped out your cock for him since he knew it was 4 inches.

But..

Quote:

And nah I didn't let any thing happen I finally said i'ma go to the bathroom then smoke a cig and we should go back and that's exactly what happened.





:lolwut:


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Re: Gay experience [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #21717643 - 05/24/15 02:13 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

No we went there but there was literally nobody there. It was only 930. I don't gamble from 14 to when they shut online play in the USA I was making 500 a week. Statistics is all it is playing 12 tables at a time.

Had to have my mom put her name on it and I'd give her 20%. The cost to do business. I don't gamble all though some of it comes down to luck. There all older people that play. Now they gamble.

And that's why I walk out with all my drinks paid for and more than I had walking in in my pocket.


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"The road to hell is paved with good intentions."

"In the days of kings and queens I was a jester."

"And then the great lord created bears... too many bears... shoulda really dialed back on the bears." Squidbillies

"Can you start speaking words instead of your damn filthy lies!"- Louise "Bobs Burgers"


Edited by Enjoywho (05/24/15 02:14 PM)


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Re: Gay experience [Re: Enjoywho]
    #21717644 - 05/24/15 02:13 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Was this guy weird why wouldnt you let him suck your cock if you say why not?


id have trouble with a random stranger unless i was drunk
i dont enjoy sex with random people though


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Re: Gay experience [Re: SunnyD]
    #21717662 - 05/24/15 02:17 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

No he wasn't weird at all except for the whole situation. And even then he was chill as fuck. I don't really know how to explain it. We were talking about bitches the entire time we were driving around.

From time to time I do like anal play but I'm really just not attracted to men like I am women. And I walk like a gay person I guess. :shrug:


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"The road to hell is paved with good intentions."

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Re: Gay experience [Re: Enjoywho]
    #21717673 - 05/24/15 02:20 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

anal play mhmmmm


I had a weird night last night too :P

having a good day today aswell :smile:


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Re: Gay experience [Re: Enjoywho]
    #21717675 - 05/24/15 02:20 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

Enjoywho said:
No we went there but there was literally nobody there. It was only 930. I don't gamble from 14 to when they shut online play in the USA I was making 500 a week. Statistics is all it is playing 12 tables at a time.

Had to have my mom put her name on it and I'd give her 20%. The cost to do business. I don't gamble all though some of it comes down to luck. There all older people that play. Now they gamble.

And that's why I walk out with all my drinks paid for and more than I had walking in in my pocket.



Cool..

I was mainly asking You to explain the gay stuff

But alright


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Re: Gay experience [Re: Enjoywho]
    #21717680 - 05/24/15 02:22 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

its been along time since i had a girl that actually induced powerful attraction for me

Its rare to to come across awesome people for me


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Re: Gay experience [Re: SunnyD]
    #21717694 - 05/24/15 02:27 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

AddyZomeD said:
Very interesting

i had one last night too

truly the only good sex i had..we was sucking n fucking all night..
he a 4year long friend of mine though

not some dude at a bar

im just :drag: now

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Re: Gay experience [Re: Enjoywho]
    #21717715 - 05/24/15 02:32 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Why not just come out and say btw I want to suck your cock. I would've probably said OK sure. But the way it was presented was horrible.

I don't give 2 fucks whether it is a guy or a girl. Just be honest about it sexually I'm not scared. I've never done shit with a guy and I don't see myself fucking one as I love everything about women but maybe I would have. I dunno. Probably not but I'm not going to turn a free bj down.


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Re: Gay experience [Re: Mad_Larkin]
    #21717716 - 05/24/15 02:32 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

:guiltyascharged:


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    #21717821 - 05/24/15 03:00 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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Re: Gay experience [Re: dr_gonz] * 2
    #21717831 - 05/24/15 03:01 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

I thought the same thing :lolsy:


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Re: Gay experience [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #21717855 - 05/24/15 03:09 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

It seems you are totally lost in your life but time will help you. We all did/do funny things in our lives. Enjoy the ride and play safe next time


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Re: Gay experience [Re: Thaj]
    #21717869 - 05/24/15 03:12 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Don't you think I know all this. Your not dropping some huge bomb on me. I pay my rent, work hard, and whatever happens happens.

Why complain about it? I wish I had a lot of things but I grew up in chaos and poverty. Oh well. That's why I have no kids and if I ever do they won't grow up with what I did.


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"In the days of kings and queens I was a jester."

"And then the great lord created bears... too many bears... shoulda really dialed back on the bears." Squidbillies

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Re: Gay experience [Re: Enjoywho] * 2
    #21718070 - 05/24/15 04:25 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)



i am probably going to hear some shit about this, but i say we're all sexual animals, break free from the labels society tries to box you in with, suck cock, eat twat, fuck pussy and butthole, live ur goddamn life like a sexual beast


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Re: Gay experience [Re: Lucis]
    #21718078 - 05/24/15 04:27 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

I mean if you wanna suck cock and get fucked in the ass, who am I to judge?

But I know 100% that I would never enjoy any of those things.


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Re: Gay experience [Re: Lucis]
    #21718082 - 05/24/15 04:28 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

Fennario said:


i am probably going to hear some shit about this, but i say we're all sexual animals, break free from the labels society tries to box you in with, suck cock, eat twat, fuck pussy and butthole, live ur goddamn life like a sexual beast



Mhmmmmm


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Re: Gay experience [Re: SunnyD]
    #21718089 - 05/24/15 04:30 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

You never struck me as gay AddyZomed. I guess now I know :shrug:


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Re: Gay experience [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #21718100 - 05/24/15 04:34 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Im bi

i love pussy too
its just i like dick more..


but you wouldnt guess i was meeting me in reall life


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Re: Gay experience [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #21718107 - 05/24/15 04:36 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

I dunno it was just weird. :shrug:

I come here to share this weird kind of shit. I tell these sorts of stories in rl but ya know.


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    #21718143 - 05/24/15 04:48 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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Re: Gay experience [Re: Enjoywho]
    #21718144 - 05/24/15 04:48 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

*Slooooooowly making my way to the thread exit...allll casual, totally normal.....,nothing to see here...*  *FUCKIN' RUN!!!!*


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Re: Gay experience [Re: dr_gonz]
    #21718209 - 05/24/15 05:06 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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What's weird about drinking a beer while he searches on the floor for your V?




I have no fucking Idea. I just kind of ran with it. I don't know. Weird as fuck but I never felt like I was in danger or anything. Just a weird situation I got out of fairly easily.


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    #21718236 - 05/24/15 05:14 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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Re: Gay experience [Re: dr_gonz]
    #21718387 - 05/24/15 06:04 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

No fucking clue man. From what he was doing its elbow to hand knee to opposite hip. Then he'd push on pressure points at that spot and I absolutely could tell the difference.

I don't fucking know. :lol:


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Re: Gay experience [Re: Beanhead]
    #21718420 - 05/24/15 06:18 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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You just wanted meth for P2P :datass:





it's P N P , party and play, ie stroke your limp dick for hours while you bottom out for anyone who can get it hard.

have fun!


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Re: Gay experience [Re: ReposadoXochipilli]
    #21718551 - 05/24/15 07:07 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Sounds like a crazy night . I love hanging out with random sketchy strangers. Meth headse especially because they crack my shit up.

I've been offered free blow jobs and even paid blow jobs from more than 20 men. I haven't had my dick sucked off by a guy though, because I know I couldn't enjoy it.


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Re: Gay experience [Re: Distorted Vision]
    #21718572 - 05/24/15 07:18 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Ya that's the whole deal with me. I love my ass being played with and I'll request it from girls. But I'm just not sexually attracted to men. A hot trannie I could totally see it happening. But other than that. :shrug:


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Re: Gay experience [Re: Enjoywho]
    #21718623 - 05/24/15 07:35 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

I like my ass being touched too. I had a hot tranny laying down with me. Was making out with her all night but didn't know it was a guy.

My boner died hard after finding out though.

I wish I was more gay honestly because I just want to atleast try everything I can sexually.


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Re: Gay experience [Re: Distorted Vision]
    #21718626 - 05/24/15 07:37 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Ya if it was a girl doing what he was doing I woulda been rock hard. But mostly I was like uhhhhhhh. Finishing my beer and getting the fuck out of there.


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"In the days of kings and queens I was a jester."

"And then the great lord created bears... too many bears... shoulda really dialed back on the bears." Squidbillies

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Re: Gay experience [Re: Enjoywho]
    #21718638 - 05/24/15 07:41 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Yeah. I've traveled and lived on the streets in CA (including san fran), so I had plenty of chances. Some shit just isn't meant to be.

I still enjoy weird nights, because they make the best stories.


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Re: Gay experience [Re: Distorted Vision]
    #21718700 - 05/24/15 08:08 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Yep why I share them here :lol:


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"In the days of kings and queens I was a jester."

"And then the great lord created bears... too many bears... shoulda really dialed back on the bears." Squidbillies

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Re: Gay experience [Re: Enjoywho]
    #21718958 - 05/24/15 09:36 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

So gay
damn i realized how gay i am  past few nights :lol:


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Re: Gay experience [Re: SunnyD]
    #21719002 - 05/24/15 09:47 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

I just finally got some meth and did a good shot. Honestly I'm kinda hoping he hits me back meth always makes my butt hole horny. :lol:

Ah the life that I live. Too funny.


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"In the days of kings and queens I was a jester."

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Re: Gay experience [Re: Enjoywho]
    #21719031 - 05/24/15 09:55 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

:naughty:


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