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Enjoywho
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Gay experience
#21717426 - 05/24/15 12:54 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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So last night I walked to the closest bar from where I live. I generally play poker there every 2 weeks when I get paid. Always walk out with more money than I walk in with.
This Mexican dude offers to go check out another bar. It's in another town but these 2 little towns are connected. I've walked it before but do I prefer to? No.
He buys a case of beer for his fridge and we stop at his place. He starts getting on his knees and intensely trying to find my v. Something about physical therapy Bla Bla Bla but I knew what was happening.
So I stood there for 15 minutes mostly for the free beer before getting pretty uncomfortable. I was thinking of just askin are you going to suck my cock or just keep playing with it acting that your not. Fucking A.
He was pretty excited about the whole ordeal. Wow your 4 Inches not even hard. 
I'm not blind to the world but it definitely caught me off guard. He dropped me off back at the first bar which is about a 15 minute walk away from my house.
Then i got ripped off 40$ trusting meth heads to actually show back up with some meth. I just wanted to get high damn it. Smmfh
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Re: Gay experience [Re: Enjoywho]
#21717430 - 05/24/15 12:55 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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I heard cum has vitamins. He's healthier now.
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You just wanted meth for P2P
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Re: Gay experience [Re: Enjoywho]
#21717447 - 05/24/15 01:02 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Very interesting
i had one last night too
truly the only good sex i had..we was sucking n fucking all night.. he a 4year long friend of mine though
not some dude at a bar
im just now
that weed
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Re: Gay experience [Re: Beanhead]
#21717455 - 05/24/15 01:05 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Nah that was way after he dropped me back off. I ran into someone else from the bar on my walk home. And I said fuck it im moneyed up I want to get high. But I knew if they went off I wasn't getting shit back.
And nah I didn't let any thing happen I finally said i'ma go to the bathroom then smoke a cig and we should go back and that's exactly what happened.
I did get some bomb chronic. He was like thanks you just bought my girl a drink. I said "shit I woulda bought her a drink. What's up beautiful" and wandered off 
Smmfh
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Re: Gay experience [Re: Enjoywho] 6
#21717539 - 05/24/15 01:40 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Enjoywho said: So last night I walked to the closest bar from where I live. I generally play poker there every 2 weeks when I get paid. Always walk out with more money than I walk in with.
This Mexican dude offers to go check out another bar. It's in another town but these 2 little towns are connected. I've walked it before but do I prefer to? No.
He buys a case of beer for his fridge and we stop at his place. He starts getting on his knees and intensely trying to find my v. Something about physical therapy Bla Bla Bla but I knew what was happening.
So I stood there for 15 minutes mostly for the free beer before getting pretty uncomfortable. I was thinking of just askin are you going to suck my cock or just keep playing with it acting that your not. Fucking A.
He was pretty excited about the whole ordeal. Wow your 4 Inches not even hard. 
I'm not blind to the world but it definitely caught me off guard. He dropped me off back at the first bar which is about a 15 minute walk away from my house.
Then i got ripped off 40$ trusting meth heads to actually show back up with some meth. I just wanted to get high damn it. Smmfh
You make some really bad decisions
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I'll say
Giving random methheads $40?
That's like giving candy to a baby
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Ya it was dumb. Oh well. Not saying I have 40$ to throw away but I still have plenty. I work hard and long hours. Oh well. Sucks but I'm still perfectly fine. Paid my rent I'm good.
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Re: Gay experience [Re: Enjoywho] 4
#21717572 - 05/24/15 01:51 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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And your story was terribly written. I really had no clue what the fuck happened.
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I was drunk. Of course it is. As I perceived things through out the evening. My bad I guess?
Actually I think it makes sense. Maybe you just can't read?
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Edited by Enjoywho (05/24/15 01:58 PM)
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He did gay stuff, and got ripped off trying to by meth.
That's what I got from it any way.
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I didn't do anything gay but I was taken aback by the whole situation. Would I have let him suck my dick. Probably. Why not. A blow jobs a blow job.
And yes I did get ripped off I'm pretty unhappy about it but oh well. I got some good chronic out of the deal so can't complain.
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Re: Gay experience [Re: Enjoywho]
#21717624 - 05/24/15 02:08 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Nitrous Monkey said: He did gay stuff, and got ripped off trying to by meth.
That's what I got from it any way.
I mean yeah I get what he was trying to say
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Enjoywho said: I was drunk. Of course it is. As I perceived things through out the evening. My bad I guess?
Actually I think it makes sense. Maybe you just can't read? 
Go to bar to gamble
Meet gay guy who wants to go to another bar
Don't go to second bar? Stop to get beer for his fridge and you end up at his place. I'm assuming his place was on the way to the second bar?
Guy gets on his knees and starts trying to "find your v" Weird "physical therapy" stuff
You stand there for 15 minutes "for free beer" while gay guy plays with your dick.
He's excited for the whole "ordeal" which implies something extremely gay took place and I'm assuming you whipped out your cock for him since he knew it was 4 inches.
But..
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And nah I didn't let any thing happen I finally said i'ma go to the bathroom then smoke a cig and we should go back and that's exactly what happened.
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No we went there but there was literally nobody there. It was only 930. I don't gamble from 14 to when they shut online play in the USA I was making 500 a week. Statistics is all it is playing 12 tables at a time.
Had to have my mom put her name on it and I'd give her 20%. The cost to do business. I don't gamble all though some of it comes down to luck. There all older people that play. Now they gamble.
And that's why I walk out with all my drinks paid for and more than I had walking in in my pocket.
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Edited by Enjoywho (05/24/15 02:14 PM)
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Re: Gay experience [Re: Enjoywho]
#21717644 - 05/24/15 02:13 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Was this guy weird why wouldnt you let him suck your cock if you say why not?
id have trouble with a random stranger unless i was drunk i dont enjoy sex with random people though
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Re: Gay experience [Re: SunnyD]
#21717662 - 05/24/15 02:17 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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No he wasn't weird at all except for the whole situation. And even then he was chill as fuck. I don't really know how to explain it. We were talking about bitches the entire time we were driving around.
From time to time I do like anal play but I'm really just not attracted to men like I am women. And I walk like a gay person I guess.
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Re: Gay experience [Re: Enjoywho]
#21717673 - 05/24/15 02:20 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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anal play mhmmmm
I had a weird night last night too :P
having a good day today aswell
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Re: Gay experience [Re: Enjoywho]
#21717675 - 05/24/15 02:20 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Enjoywho said: No we went there but there was literally nobody there. It was only 930. I don't gamble from 14 to when they shut online play in the USA I was making 500 a week. Statistics is all it is playing 12 tables at a time.
Had to have my mom put her name on it and I'd give her 20%. The cost to do business. I don't gamble all though some of it comes down to luck. There all older people that play. Now they gamble.
And that's why I walk out with all my drinks paid for and more than I had walking in in my pocket.
Cool..
I was mainly asking You to explain the gay stuff
But alright
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Re: Gay experience [Re: Enjoywho]
#21717680 - 05/24/15 02:22 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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its been along time since i had a girl that actually induced powerful attraction for me
Its rare to to come across awesome people for me
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Re: Gay experience [Re: SunnyD]
#21717694 - 05/24/15 02:27 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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AddyZomeD said: Very interesting
i had one last night too
truly the only good sex i had..we was sucking n fucking all night.. he a 4year long friend of mine though
not some dude at a bar
im just now
that weed
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