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InvisibleBill_Oreilly
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Fuck this kid..
    #21716693 - 05/24/15 07:02 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

so I was drive about 8 miles to my friends house..him and 2 of his friends K and Matt were smoking BHO and shit. I was there to give Matt some DMT to try.


Now the other dude "K" is Asain...hes one of those cocky Asians that thinks theyre the shit. you know the type? He was asking me where I got my bark and shit for the dmt extraction and he was acting like he knew more than me and shit when he didn't even know what DMT was...he was all like "you get the bark from amazon? tell me where and ill buy twice as much as you" and I tried telling him how it wasn't smart to buy off amazon because its expensive and the quality is usually bad. he didn't want to hear it though.


So as I was leaving...I asked the guys if one of them had a lighter and K chimes in and goes "you shouldn't smoke dude its bad for your health" as hes taking massive bong rips.


I don't know...it just pissed me off.


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..


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Invisiblemoonrockmushy
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Re: Fuck this kid.. [Re: Bill_Oreilly] * 1
    #21716705 - 05/24/15 07:10 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Cigarettes are much more unhealthy than weed :tongue: but yeah sounds like a douche.  Probably a snitch you should be careful with that stuff man :paranoid:


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InvisibleAstral Pain
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Re: Fuck this kid.. [Re: moonrockmushy] * 1
    #21716732 - 05/24/15 07:26 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Dude told you he knew more than you about DMT. Holy shit. I'm surprised he's still alive from reading what you've posted here about DMT.


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Invisibledeucedbi9
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Re: Fuck this kid.. [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #21716760 - 05/24/15 07:46 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

Bill_Oreilly said:
So as I was leaving...I asked the guys if one of them had a lighter and K chimes in and goes "you shouldn't smoke dude its bad for your health" as hes taking massive bong rips.

I don't know...it just pissed me off.




Maybe you registered so strongly on his 'cunt-o-dar' that he decided to rip the piss outta ya.:shrug:


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InvisibleLe_Canard
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Re: Fuck this kid.. [Re: moonrockmushy] * 1
    #21716794 - 05/24/15 08:04 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

moonrockmushy said:
Cigarettes are much more unhealthy than weed :tongue:




It's a fact. Cigarettes are about the most unhealthy thing you can do. And sometimes, even after you've quit for years, the foul devilstick will come from behind and do something terrible to you. I know this for a fact as that's exactly what's happening to me. So that's why I'm always fussing at you kid to knock that shit off NOW!


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InvisibleAstral Pain
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Re: Fuck this kid.. [Re: Le_Canard]
    #21716817 - 05/24/15 08:21 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

I think most if not all smokers would say starting smoking was the worst decision they have ever made. It's one hell of a monkey on your back.


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InvisibleLe_Canard
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Re: Fuck this kid.. [Re: Astral Pain]
    #21716831 - 05/24/15 08:27 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Yep. I smoked like a fiend for longer than most of you guys have been alive. I quit about 8 years ago. It helped, but now I have COPD. I don't need constant oxygen or anything like that, and I even walk a good deal when I can. But I get real puffy and have to stop a rest a lot. Forget even jogging. Doing that even a short distance leaves me gasping for air. Starting smoking is one of the biggest regret of my life, believe me.


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Re: Fuck this kid.. [Re: Le_Canard]
    #21716858 - 05/24/15 08:45 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Figures that bill is a racist


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Invisiblemoonrockmushy
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Re: Fuck this kid.. [Re: SnowDaze]
    #21716873 - 05/24/15 08:52 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Yeah I guess he is kinda rasis :strokebeard: his sig is also borderline rasis

Asians are also kind of a culture though.  Like when you say "westerners are materialistic" it isn't really rasis.


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OfflinehillBill
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Re: Fuck this kid.. [Re: Le_Canard]
    #21716882 - 05/24/15 08:57 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

Le_Canard said:
Quote:

moonrockmushy said:
Cigarettes are much more unhealthy than weed :tongue:




It's a fact. Cigarettes are about the most unhealthy thing you can do. And sometimes, even after you've quit for years, the foul devilstick will come from behind and do something terrible to you. I know this for a fact as that's exactly what's happening to me. So that's why I'm always fussing at you kid to knock that shit off NOW!



:rofl: I believe ya, those damn devilsticks always gettin ya in the backside.  I like smoking too much though :frown:


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InvisibleLe_Canard
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Re: Fuck this kid.. [Re: hillBill]
    #21716887 - 05/24/15 09:01 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Oh yeah. They're powerfully addicting. Goes right to the pleasure center of the brain. In fact, I've known a former heroin addict who also quit smoking and he said the cigs were harder to kick than the H. True story, brah.


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InvisibleBill_Oreilly
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Re: Fuck this kid.. [Re: Le_Canard]
    #21716906 - 05/24/15 09:12 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

Astral Pain said:
Dude told you he knew more than you about DMT. Holy shit. I'm surprised he's still alive from reading what you've posted here about DMT.




I didn't care about that...but it did kind of annoy me because it was quite clear my wife knew more than him.


what got to me was when he immediately said he would by bark off amazon and buy twice as much as me in attempt to do an extraction when the kid doesn't even know what DMT stands for. He was clearly trying to act cool in front of his friends.


the kid should go back to playing dance dance revolution or something.



and another thing...I know cigs are bad for my health. the last person I want to hear it from is some know-it-all cocky short little Asian fuck.


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..


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Onlinekoods
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Re: Fuck this kid.. [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #21716941 - 05/24/15 09:36 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

I hate when Asians aren't meek like they are supposed to be.  :facepalm:


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Invisiblerackem
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Re: Fuck this kid.. [Re: koods]
    #21716942 - 05/24/15 09:37 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

hipster asian kids. :rofldrunk:


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Offlineakira_akuma
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Re: Fuck this kid.. [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #21717060 - 05/24/15 10:36 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

maybe it's the circle of drugged out iniquitous boghead's you associate with Bill.


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InvisibleBill_Oreilly
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Re: Fuck this kid.. [Re: akira_akuma]
    #21717062 - 05/24/15 10:37 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

akira_akuma said:
maybe it's the circle of drugged out iniquitous boghead's you associate with Bill.





Quite possibly.

But remember, the kid is just a friend of a friend.


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..


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InvisibleBill_Oreilly
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Posts: 26,370
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Re: Fuck this kid.. [Re: rackem]
    #21717063 - 05/24/15 10:37 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

rackem said:
hipster asian kids. :rofldrunk:





exactly :lol:

and he wasn't even one of those cool looking Asian kids either..he was short, Korean-eyes, wore chains and dressed scrappy and scruffy.

dude was just a flake, plain and simple :shrug:

I introduced myself and asked him his name and he just says "K"


im like uhhh oK..


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..


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InvisibleBill_Oreilly
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Posts: 26,370
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Re: Fuck this kid.. [Re: koods]
    #21717068 - 05/24/15 10:40 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

koods said:
I hate when Asians aren't meek like they are supposed to be.  :facepalm:





I hate when anyone isn't meek like they are supposed to be..


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..


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InvisibleMalcolm_Xtasy
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Re: Fuck this kid.. [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #21717090 - 05/24/15 10:50 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

Bill_Oreilly said:
so I was drive about 8 miles to my friends house..him and 2 of his friends K and Matt were smoking BHO and shit. I was there to give Matt some DMT to try.


Now the other dude "K" is Asain...hes one of those cocky Asians that thinks theyre the shit. you know the type? He was asking me where I got my bark and shit for the dmt extraction and he was acting like he knew more than me and shit when he didn't even know what DMT was...he was all like "you get the bark from amazon? tell me where and ill buy twice as much as you" and I tried telling him how it wasn't smart to buy off amazon because its expensive and the quality is usually bad. he didn't want to hear it though.


So as I was leaving...I asked the guys if one of them had a lighter and K chimes in and goes "you shouldn't smoke dude its bad for your health" as hes taking massive bong rips.


I don't know...it just pissed me off.




I know what you mean Bill. 1 uppers are really fucking irritating to be around. You just picked up a strip of LSD? Well their cousins uncle's friend is in the rainbow family and he can get crystal any time he wants. :rollseyes:

Fuckin ridiculous

I had a work buddy of mine over and we were talking about school shit. Now this guy isn't the brightest dude (army jarhead) he dropped out after his first semester of college as a bio major. Anyway, I start talking about how I'm about to graduate and try and find a job. This motherfucker doesn't even let me finish my sentence before he goes "Oh yeah?!, well I just got solider of the year award!!" (or some shit like that) and starts bragging about how he could be lost in the jungle and he'd still be able to navigate his way out. Then his MF has the nerve to go "Well your just booksmart and I have all the street smarts so it kinda balances out."




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I'm ugly, Enlil is beautiful.
I'm a loser, Enlil is a winner.
Someday, I hope to be like Enlil but secretly know I never will.


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InvisibleBill_Oreilly
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Re: Fuck this kid.. [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #21717107 - 05/24/15 10:59 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

Malcolm_Xtasy said:
Quote:

Bill_Oreilly said:
so I was drive about 8 miles to my friends house..him and 2 of his friends K and Matt were smoking BHO and shit. I was there to give Matt some DMT to try.


Now the other dude "K" is Asain...hes one of those cocky Asians that thinks theyre the shit. you know the type? He was asking me where I got my bark and shit for the dmt extraction and he was acting like he knew more than me and shit when he didn't even know what DMT was...he was all like "you get the bark from amazon? tell me where and ill buy twice as much as you" and I tried telling him how it wasn't smart to buy off amazon because its expensive and the quality is usually bad. he didn't want to hear it though.


So as I was leaving...I asked the guys if one of them had a lighter and K chimes in and goes "you shouldn't smoke dude its bad for your health" as hes taking massive bong rips.


I don't know...it just pissed me off.




I know what you mean Bill. 1 uppers are really fucking irritating to be around. You just picked up a strip of LSD? Well their cousins uncle's friend is in the rainbow family and he can get crystal any time he wants. :rollseyes:

Fuckin ridiculous

I had a work buddy of mine over and we were talking about school shit. Now this guy isn't the brightest dude (army jarhead) he dropped out after his first semester of college as a bio major. Anyway, I start talking about how I'm about to graduate and try and find a job. This motherfucker doesn't even let me finish my sentence before he goes "Oh yeah?!, well I just got solider of the year award!!" (or some shit like that) and starts bragging about how he could be lost in the jungle and he'd still be able to navigate his way out. Then his MF has the nerve to go "Well your just booksmart and I have all the street smarts so it kinda balances out."










wow...people like that really just get to me. I try to be the opposite because I know just how irritating to me.

Want to really impress your friends and make them happy? Build them UP and put them and their experiences ahead of yours. 1 up them over yourself. That's what I always do.

When someone tells me something new they just got or something...I always try to say something like "wow that's crazy! I wish I had something like that but all I can afford is."..so and so.


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..


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