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InvisibleGotlib
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Porn dreams!
    #21715974 - 05/23/15 11:06 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

I just had the most vivid porn dream ever!
I was banging one of my firends fiance. Diving head first in her pussy and fucking the shit out of her super hard.
Not too sure how the rest of it went but after the pussy slobering fuckfest I decided to go to the grocery store to buy a beer and as I'm walking I realize, damn Im covered in and smell like cunt slime!!!

Then I woke up with a huge boner!


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Invisiblep4kSouL
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Re: Porn dreams! [Re: Gotlib]
    #21715985 - 05/23/15 11:09 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Maybe she had the same dream. Ask her in a "very discrete" way. Dreams come true braw.


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InvisibleMalcolm_Xtasy
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Re: Porn dreams! [Re: p4kSouL] * 1
    #21715997 - 05/23/15 11:15 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

I remember my first wet dream.


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I'm stupid, Enlil is smart.
I'm ugly, Enlil is beautiful.
I'm a loser, Enlil is a winner.
Someday, I hope to be like Enlil but secretly know I never will.


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InvisibleGotlib
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Re: Porn dreams! [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #21716008 - 05/23/15 11:22 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Im curently at work on my tanker ship. No girls on board so after a while all you can think of is pussy. Any time shit gets quiet you kinda zone out and get flashing images of pussy, tits amd ass in your mind!!!
Sleep is also very light cause of the constant noise and movement on the ship and really contributes to fucked up dreams.
Also tonight was roastbeef night in the galley.
Digestion, light sleep and inherent lack of pussy is a winning combination for crazy porn dreams!!!


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Re: Porn dreams! [Re: Gotlib]
    #21716030 - 05/23/15 11:32 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

My first few days in a year long jail stay were a series of sex dreams with "the girl of my dreams". I didn't eat or do anything but sleep. I've never had control over my dreams at all, but every time I went back to sleep, I could make myself dream of her again. I got put on suicide watch because I refused to do anything but sleep :lol: All I wanted to do was spend more time with her.

I'm not sure what allowed me to decide what I'd dream about in that instance. It's not something that's ever happened before or since. For whatever reason, for 3 days I could decide what I would dream about (though they weren't lucid dreams). Somewhere on the late 3rd or early 4th day it stopped, so I finally did something other than sleep.


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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InvisiblePsychonautica
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Re: Porn dreams! [Re: Gotlib] * 1
    #21716053 - 05/23/15 11:50 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

Gotlib said:
Im curently at work on my tanker ship. No girls on board





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The chances of you even being born, Were forty million to one. There's two parts of the statistic And I want you to live through one
3/8/95 - 7/10/15 Rest In Paradise, Brother.
Sheekle said:
yeah, i said i was afraid of psychonautica


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InvisibleGotlib
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Re: Porn dreams! [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21716091 - 05/24/15 12:07 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Yeah, the stereotypical faggot sailors!
Mind you Im totally cool with gay people but if you were to act like one would expect a gay sailor to act, around here, you would get killed!

Illiterate, cross eyed newfies that kill moose for substinance make up most of my coworkers!
They're intollerant of pretty much everyone so gay guys wouldn't last a day!

Lucky for me we're getting a batch of deck cadets next port and one of them is a girl. The chief officer is gonna put her on my watch!
We checked her out on fb and she's kinda cute in her stlye so... if I play it cool I most likely will have a 19yo girlfriend for the summer!


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Re: Porn dreams! [Re: Gotlib]
    #21716130 - 05/24/15 12:20 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

ive only had a successful wet dream once in my whole life.


they always happen at the most inconvenient times and i stop myself because i don't wanna bust a huge load in my pants

whenever i get dreams like that i'm always in the lucid astral state where im awake but seeing and feeling whats happening in the dream and waking world simultaneously.

but if i move it breaks the astral state and im forced to enter a different dream space if i choose to not stay in the waking world.


i should really just bite the bullet and jizz in my pants


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InvisibleGotlib
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Re: Porn dreams! [Re: Salomon]
    #21716157 - 05/24/15 12:31 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

I never jizzed my shorts in my sleep. I remenber the sex-ed teacher in 5th grade telling us about that shit. I always thought it was a myth!


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Re: Porn dreams! [Re: Gotlib]
    #21716187 - 05/24/15 12:47 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

:sad: It's not a myth. I didn't even know what was going on. I put the pieces of that puzzle together long after they stopped.

Coming into sexuality is weird. I learned of masturbation because there was an itch on my dick :lol:. "Scratching it" felt better than anything I'd ever felt before, followed quickly by an even greater feeling. After that, not even Superman, Thor or King Arthur could separate my hand from my dick.

I know of at least one other person who discovered it in the same way.


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Re: Porn dreams! [Re: Shroomslip]
    #21716253 - 05/24/15 01:22 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

you guys should try opening your third eye while asleep
all you have to do is press your fingers over the tips of your eye brows before you wake up and it should pop right open and start the virtual reality revolution training sequence all over again


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InvisiblePsychonautica
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Re: Porn dreams! [Re: Konyap] * 1
    #21716260 - 05/24/15 01:26 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

:allsodisappointed:

Suddenly everything you said in the psychosis thread makes sense.


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The chances of you even being born, Were forty million to one. There's two parts of the statistic And I want you to live through one
3/8/95 - 7/10/15 Rest In Paradise, Brother.
Sheekle said:
yeah, i said i was afraid of psychonautica


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