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Anonymous #1

Have you ever wondered about the reason why a flower, does not smell like a turd of any kind?
    #21714657 - 05/23/15 03:53 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

I know I had a  point to typing that topic.. But I used that "something" to just type this instead ..

Now I am proud of myself, and so should you be as well! :laugh:

:monkeydance::strokebeard::tomato::rofl2::levitate::lol:

:strokebeard:

:shrug::atom:


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Anonymous #2

Re: Have you ever wondered about the reason why a flower, does not smell like a turd of any kind? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #21715329 - 05/23/15 07:34 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

If indeed you did want a flower to smell like a turd, the most obvious logical solution would be to shit on the flower.  One could acquire a pile of feces and paint or massage it onto the flower, but that's just not as fun as dropping trou, squatting above that pretty flower, and letting a load off.

That aside, I'd honestly rather smell a turd than some types of flowers.  Some of them, similarly to a beautiful woman that doesn't clean between her legs, look nice but smell worse than shit.


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Anonymous #3

Re: Have you ever wondered about the reason why a flower, does not smell like a turd of any kind? [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #21715347 - 05/23/15 07:37 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

There is a flower that puts off an aroma of rotting flesh called a Carrion Flower.:themoreyouknow:


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Anonymous #4

Re: Have you ever wondered about the reason why a flower, does not smell like a turd of any kind? [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #21715580 - 05/23/15 08:39 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

no....


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Anonymous #3

Re: Have you ever wondered about the reason why a flower, does not smell like a turd of any kind? [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #21715749 - 05/23/15 09:31 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Yes.


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Anonymous #5

Re: Have you ever wondered about the reason why a flower, does not smell like a turd of any kind? [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #21727143 - 05/27/15 12:45 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

There are flowers that smell like turds!
Sweet scented flowers often attract bees looking for nectar, while flowers that are pollinated by birds don't smell at all, as it would be kind of useless anyway.

Shit flowers attract flies.


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Re: Have you ever wondered about the reason why a flower, does not smell like a turd of any kind? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #21727608 - 05/27/15 12:45 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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