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31 and the kind of guy nearly no women is intrested in
    #21713772 - 05/23/15 10:52 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

OK figured I'd try and get some feedback from the ladies of the shropmery,
As the title says I'm 31 and I'm not don Juan by anymeans. I typically scare girls with out even talking to them (same with older women)  I'm fairly intelligent and can hold a conversation, though I rarely make it that far, don't get me wrong ice been married and had girlfriends in the past. I've gone out a few times since my wife and I have seperated, public places, Tryed making conversation with out just being overly forward and nothing, I've hit the bars around town solo and with my friends and when I go with my friends the girls flock to them and I'm left in the dust, I'm not jealous by any means of my friends success but it does nothing to help me. So far the only success ice had is one girl from fetlife. I soupose  I should just accept I'm not attractive to the majority of females around Prescott Arizona, I guess it doesn't help I'm over weight. Yet I cant fathom why I scare a good majority when Im not aggressive and that people who have taken the time to get to know me say I'm one of the nicest guys they know and that my heart is amazingly large
Well I'll attach a picture
I do have some self confidence because I grew up believing I was ugly and I learned through the course of my life I'm not though I know I'm no movie star


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Re: 31 and the kind of guy nearly no women is intrested in [Re: basqueshaman]
    #21714122 - 05/23/15 01:00 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

I'm not a lady but from your picture i can recommend that you lose some weight. You have a good looking face but it is overpowered by the weight that you carry. Exercise isn't horrible or anything like that, as long as you pace yourself. Start out slow and find a pace that's comfortable for you, the key is to do it every day and incorporate in into your lifestyle. Start by going for walks, then maybe get a bike or get a gym membership or something.

Also i would recommend growing a little hair if you can, because big bald men are looked as as dangerous by people in general. I'm not saying you're aggressive or anything, but people will judge you no matter what, so if you want to make those judgement positive you have to do what needs to be done.

But if you get in shape and still want to rock the bald look then it probably won't be a problem.


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Re: 31 and the kind of guy nearly no women is intrested in [Re: Cosmopolite]
    #21714131 - 05/23/15 01:03 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

I don't see an issue. Except I'm a gym freak myself but hey, I'm not 110lbs lol I like bigger men.


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Re: 31 and the kind of guy nearly no women is intrested in [Re: VivaLaMushie]
    #21714145 - 05/23/15 01:06 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Working out will help. You'll better your physical appearance plus it'll do wonders for your confidence.


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Re: 31 and the kind of guy nearly no women is intrested in [Re: VivaLaMushie]
    #21714150 - 05/23/15 01:07 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Lose weight and learn how to make the ladies laugh.


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Re: 31 and the kind of guy nearly no women is intrested in [Re: Distorted Vision]
    #21714300 - 05/23/15 01:54 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Well I'm fairly active I walk a minimum of 60 miles a week as I am a pedestrian, it's not that I can't interact it's just I really don't get the chance. I guess I just have a darkness to my aura and a slow motabolism, I've been trying to loose body fat all of my life except for the period of my life I was using amphetamine. Im just me but I didn't include this information in my original post. I know some females prefer larger men but I've yet to actually meet one other than my astranged wife.  Maybe I'm just ment to be alone or perhaps I'm just not meant to be with anyone right now, I'm mearly a man wondering through life here in northern Arizona. But then again I've never been anyone's first choice
That's before I cut my hair


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Re: 31 and the kind of guy nearly no women is intrested in [Re: basqueshaman]
    #21714361 - 05/23/15 02:21 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

The problem is not you - it's your location.

I lived in the mountains of "Preskit" for many years. I've dated a few of the local women and now will go out of my way to frequent Flag or even Phx.

Prescott is a joke of a town and is only getting worse as the place gets more popular.

Move. Anywhere else (okay, stay out of PV, Mayer, Jerome, in fact the whole 89a trip, up until at least I40). You'll find that your situation will greatly improve.

And get a vehicle. WTF?

Try signing up on POF, and maybe the Tinder app once you're out of that town.


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Re: 31 and the kind of guy nearly no women is intrested in [Re: Arctic W. Fox]
    #21714421 - 05/23/15 02:41 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

If you cut out processed foods and sugars and start eating more fruits and vegetables instead, you will lose weight. Unless you have a medical condition, it isn't an enigma. You have to burn more calories than you take it. Sometimes walking isn't good enough, i suggest getting your heart rate up on a regular basis in the gym, or in a pool, or out on a bike.


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Re: 31 and the kind of guy nearly no women is intrested in [Re: basqueshaman]
    #21714453 - 05/23/15 02:54 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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That's before I cut my hair



I'll give you this, bas, if I walked into a resturant and saw you as protray'd in that photo alarm bells would sound.  Those are some intense eyes youre sporting there.  Im not going either way here, but I would subtly make sure everyone I was with was aware of your presence.  Just sayin'..


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Re: 31 and the kind of guy nearly no women is intrested in [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #21714609 - 05/23/15 03:42 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

tbh bro u don't look that bad and that's from a guy... but you gotta loosen up. Don't wear a tie unless its your job,wedding,funeral or your on a damn cruise or something.

Ive got a friend thats atleast got 75 lbs on you with no hair at all. And he just roped a girl thats ten years younger and way too hot for him.

There are plenty of girls out there that go purely on looks. But there are a big percentage that go on personality, and the way they are treated


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Re: 31 and the kind of guy nearly no women is intrested in [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #21714669 - 05/23/15 03:57 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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That's before I cut my hair



I'll give you this, bas, if I walked into a resturant and saw you as protray'd in that photo alarm bells would sound.  Those are some intense eyes youre sporting there.  Im not going either way here, but I would subtly make sure everyone I was with was aware of your presence.  Just sayin'..




Someone may have an anger problem?  Just a hunch?


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Re: 31 and the kind of guy nearly no women is intrested in [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #21715081 - 05/23/15 06:11 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Lay off the Hentai, loose some wieght, don't try and work a girl over.  Just talk to them like they're another human being and find somebody who's into what you're into.  Numbers are just numbers anyway, I'd rather have a solid woman who'll take care of you in the bedroom because there is something to be said for being comfortable with the person you're lovin on.

Women are just other people OP loose the nerves and they will come.  Also, so what if you found some chick on Fetlife?  I bet that was fun as hell!  Just go out and meet some people get drunk and make bad decisions like the rest of us.


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Re: 31 and the kind of guy nearly no women is intrested in [Re: Arctic W. Fox]
    #21715082 - 05/23/15 06:11 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

I was just going to a job interview when that picture was taken.
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The problem is not you - it's your location.

I lived in the mountains of "Preskit" for many years. I've dated a few of the local women and now will go out of my way to frequent Flag or even Phx.

Prescott is a joke of a town and is only getting worse as the place gets more popular.

Move. Anywhere else (okay, stay out of PV, Mayer, Jerome, in fact the whole 89a trip, up until at least I40). You'll find that your situation will greatly improve.

And get a vehicle. WTF?

Try signing up on POF, and maybe the Tinder app once you're out of that town.



Probably the best peice of advice so far atleast they:shrug: know the area


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Re: 31 and the kind of guy nearly no women is intrested in [Re: basqueshaman]
    #21715209 - 05/23/15 06:54 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

I just happened to come by and read this.. and it kind hit home for me..

Listen man. I was in the same position before. You're not a bad looking guy. Maybe just a little overweight. But I was 300 pounds about 3 years ago.. I couldn't even talk to a girl because I couldn't even handle looking at myself in the mirror. BRO. You got something I want. I'm very attractive now save for the skin on my stomach from my weight loss. And it's still hard for me to talk to girls nowadays. But outwardly I act like hot shit and treat most of them like they aren't even worthy. I'm 190 and i've been working out for about a year.

Don't do what I did. Sure. Workout. Eat right. Do this and that. But when you see the RESULTS. Don't let it get to your head. I did. You know what happened with me? I developed a really big ego because deep down I felt that I was so much better than everyone because of how far I've come and how good I looked.

But in all honestly. I've come the realization girls don't really even care most times what a guy looks like, as long as he has a good personality and is nice to them. Because if they only cared about looks.. I would be getting my dick sucked 24/7. But mainly a girl just wants you to be nice to them. Make friends with as many girls as possible. One of them sooner or later is going to bite.

Message me if you want to talk more.


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Re: 31 and the kind of guy nearly no women is intrested in [Re: JustForToday] * 1
    #21715226 - 05/23/15 07:01 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

uh maybe smile?


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Re: 31 and the kind of guy nearly no women is intrested in [Re: JustForToday]
    #21715228 - 05/23/15 07:02 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

So, if you get your dick sucked 24/7, sooner or later one of them is going to bite?


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Re: 31 and the kind of guy nearly no women is intrested in [Re: LunarEclipse]
    #21715233 - 05/23/15 07:04 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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So, if you get your dick sucked 24/7, sooner or later one of them is going to bite?




:rofldrunk:


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Re: 31 and the kind of guy nearly no women is intrested in [Re: JustForToday]
    #21715236 - 05/23/15 07:04 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

At least you're modest.


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Re: 31 and the kind of guy nearly no women is intrested in [Re: Amanita86]
    #21715243 - 05/23/15 07:07 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Dick sucking is a priority:shrug: I get that the comment was taken totally out of context and has no relevance. But a prime example of how the media does the exact same thing


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Re: 31 and the kind of guy nearly no women is intrested in [Re: Tomandjerry58]
    #21715972 - 05/23/15 11:04 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Honestly losing weight is much more important than getting girls, your whole life will be more enjoyable. You will be able to fuck better, do everything more comfortably, and feel comfortable with your body.


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Re: 31 and the kind of guy nearly no women is intrested in [Re: Cosmopolite]
    #21716116 - 05/24/15 12:16 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

you're a good looking dude. Since everyone else is saying it...sure you can lose weight but you already got the looks. you look much better without the mustache and the short hair.

Looks aside...why do you think you need a girlfriend? Are you really so longing for sensual pleasure and human connection or is that a cover and a distraction from some deeper needs. Do you meditate? Do you take time for yourself? Do you know what you SOUL needs?

What do you need? Find that and you align with what your soul wants. Do what you soul wants and you'll find happiness. Find happiness and you'll find the woman who will give you everything you need.


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Re: 31 and the kind of guy nearly no women is intrested in [Re: Black_Sunset]
    #21716564 - 05/24/15 05:19 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Let my 1000th post advise you:

Get physically fit, the rest will undoubtedly follow. First will come your confidence, then the girls will notice you.

You have the perfect physique for becoming bulk as fuck within half a year.

Believe me, working out has gotten me from the hospital to the time of my life.


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Re: 31 and the kind of guy nearly no women is intrested in [Re: Murzelpfrumpft]
    #21716727 - 05/24/15 07:25 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

You really need to work on your "inner game". Self confidence. You "think" your not good enough, but that isnt true. Its a belief system you have learned growing up through life. You need to erase that negative belief that women arent attracted to you, and view yourself in a new way. Your subconscious and beliefs effect the world. If you walk around thinking that women will always reject you, well that is what will come true. It will show in your body language, and it will show in your personality. Women are expert at reading non verbal communication such as body launguage and personality cues. Walk around the world and know women are attracted to you and just feel those possitive emotions. Not only will you feel a ton better but women will notice it and shit they might want to talk to you. It will make your conversations with them a lot better as well.


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Re: 31 and the kind of guy nearly no women is intrested in [Re: p4kSouL]
    #21716763 - 05/24/15 07:48 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

OP I'd shave your facial hair and work on your "Teddy Bear" image.  A big strong Teddy Bear type.  This is of course assuming you even want to portray yourself in some kind of way.  Maybe those Vermont Teddy Bear commercials are influencing me.  Those bears are big.

Anyway, you first have to be approachable first, then interesting can follow.  For me, when I am smiling and happy life is a breeze in terms of people responding to that warmth in reciprocal ways.  When I walk around pissed off and scowling, not so much.

Woman are people too, sort of.  Don't be deceived into thinking the beautiful ones aren't self conscious and feeling inferior too.  Sure, they pretend not to be but go home and eat ice cream while crying about their tits needing some change that you think are already perfect.  It's a fact.


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Re: 31 and the kind of guy nearly no women is intrested in [Re: LunarEclipse]
    #21717315 - 05/24/15 12:15 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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you're a good looking dude. Since everyone else is saying it...sure you can lose weight but you already got the looks. you look much better without the mustache and the short hair.

Looks aside...why do you think you need a girlfriend? Are you really so longing for sensual pleasure and human connection or is that a cover and a distraction from some deeper needs. Do you meditate? Do you take time for yourself? Do you know what you SOUL needs?

What do you need? Find that and you align with what your soul wants. Do what you soul wants and you'll find happiness. Find happiness and you'll find the woman who will give you everything you need.



My soul tells me get back into school and get my masters degree in mortuary science and then beg my wife to come back and have my family like I used to but be able to be able to provide like I should have from the beginning. I'm a firm believer in always have a back up plan .
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You really need to work on your "inner game". Self confidence. You "think" your not good enough, but that isnt true. Its a belief system you have learned growing up through life. You need to erase that negative belief that women arent attracted to you, and view yourself in a new way. Your subconscious and beliefs effect the world. If you walk around thinking that women will always reject you, well that is what will come true. It will show in your body language, and it will show in your personality. Women are expert at reading non verbal communication such as body launguage and personality cues. Walk around the world and know women are attracted to you and just feel those possitive emotions. Not only will you feel a ton better but women will notice it and shit they might want to talk to you. It will make your conversations with them a lot better as well.



I know some women find me attractive I was mearly reflecting on the possibility what I believe is false due to how attempted interaction has gone, I've never been the kinda guy who goes out to the bar, although I attempt to meet girls else where like the park or the library for example.
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OP I'd shave your facial hair and work on your "Teddy Bear" image.  A big strong Teddy Bear type.  This is of course assuming you even want to portray yourself in some kind of way.  Maybe those Vermont Teddy Bear commercials are influencing me.  Those bears are big.

Anyway, you first have to be approachable first, then interesting can follow.  For me, when I am smiling and happy life is a breeze in terms of people responding to that warmth in reciprocal ways.  When I walk around pissed off and scowling, not so much.

Woman are people too, sort of.  Don't be deceived into thinking the beautiful ones aren't self conscious and feeling inferior too.  Sure, they pretend not to be but go home and eat ice cream while crying about their tits needing some change that you think are already perfect.  It's a fact.


well I guess I could shave but I don't think I look right with out facial hair of some sort, I get mistaken for being half my age clean shaven, that's why I don't go clean shaven. The teddy bear image I've always had with some girls like my friend Sarah who just moved to Washington State, she is an exfetish model who I met on fetlife, not the same one originally mentioned as she was only a friend. I don't do well with the accepted normal girls,  typically if a girl watches anime and rps I'm a shoo in for being her friend with benefits or boyfriend. But then again I've been blessed with only getting any where with females who are interested in the heart and soul not material possessions and money. Well except for when I was a dealer.
And also females are definitely people they are all different just like us males,  well I consider myself a man, but I'm sure that statement makes sense


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Re: 31 and the kind of guy nearly no women is intrested in [Re: basqueshaman]
    #21717554 - 05/24/15 01:46 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Mortuary science you say?


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Re: 31 and the kind of guy nearly no women is intrested in [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #21720034 - 05/25/15 08:20 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Well I just want to thank everyone who replied to my post. Every one had valid point of views.


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Re: 31 and the kind of guy nearly no women is intrested in [Re: basqueshaman]
    #21720143 - 05/25/15 09:26 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Like everyone daid, lose weight.

Also, you look like mob enforcer. It doesnt help your cause. Grow your hair at least an inch to two inches.

Here's something that will help you immediately. Go buy nice clothes and shoes. Have a salesman guide you and let him or her dress you up.


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Re: 31 and the kind of guy nearly no women is intrested in [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #21720265 - 05/25/15 10:09 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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Like everyone daid, lose weight.

Also, you look like mob enforcer. It doesnt help your cause. Grow your hair at least an inch to two inches.

Here's something that will help you immediately. Go buy nice clothes and shoes. Have a salesman guide you and let him or her dress you up.



Not the first time I've been told I look like a thug, I do rock nice shoes mephestos and Clark's
It would be nice to have some new clothing, I think I may have a gym partner now so I guess I'll keep posting as I make progress
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Mortuary science you say?



Yes its the corset required to be a creamator and a mortician
A job feild far from being flooded that I know I can succeed in,  as well as being a contributing member of society for a change in my life.


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Re: 31 and the kind of guy nearly no women is intrested in [Re: basqueshaman]
    #21720727 - 05/25/15 12:34 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Yes that is not creepy at all :rofl:

Maybe safe that information for the second date...


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Re: 31 and the kind of guy nearly no women is intrested in [Re: basqueshaman]
    #21720813 - 05/25/15 12:54 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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Patlal said:
Like everyone daid, lose weight.

Also, you look like mob enforcer. It doesnt help your cause. Grow your hair at least an inch to two inches.

Here's something that will help you immediately. Go buy nice clothes and shoes. Have a salesman guide you and let him or her dress you up.



Not the first time I've been told I look like a thug, I do rock nice shoes mephestos and Clark's
It would be nice to have some new clothing, I think I may have a gym partner now so I guess I'll keep posting as I make progress





I didn't say you looked like a thug. I said you looked like a mob enforcer. That's whole other level of badassery


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Re: 31 and the kind of guy nearly no women is intrested in [Re: Patlal]
    #21721068 - 05/25/15 02:05 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Well thank you for that I guess


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Re: 31 and the kind of guy nearly no women is intrested in [Re: basqueshaman]
    #21721858 - 05/25/15 05:35 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

i'm just throwing this out there, but try martial arts. i started it recently and just being more aware of my body and surroundings and developing my kinesthetic intelligence has been making things more vibrant and life more lively. perhaps it'll lead somewhere, idk. i feel better tho

usually a good life is reflected in your outward appearance and expression, which you don't seem to show in you pictures

like have an appreciation for things. being aware of things will help you appreciate them. martial arts teaches you to be aware of the forces around you as well as your internal force. internal/external forces which you live with day to day


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Re: 31 and the kind of guy nearly no women is intrested in [Re: Envix]
    #21722265 - 05/25/15 07:42 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

OP you should try to smile more (like someone else already said).  From your second pic you have a very menacing look (sorry it's how I honestly feel)


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Re: 31 and the kind of guy nearly no women is intrested in [Re: WAN]
    #21722486 - 05/25/15 08:36 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Well. I honestly deep down believe all women are shallow to a certain degree. Some want a hot guy. Most want security. So most want men with money. That is how I feel though. It's what i've seen personally in my life. May or may not be true. But hey.. I'm pretty sure there are some decent women out there somewhere.


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Re: 31 and the kind of guy nearly no women is intrested in [Re: JustForToday]
    #21723595 - 05/26/15 05:02 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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Well. I honestly deep down believe all women are shallow to a certain degree. Some want a hot guy. Most want security. So most want men with money. That is how I feel though. It's what i've seen personally in my life. May or may not be true. But hey.. I'm pretty sure there are some decent women out there somewhere.




Do you consider possible, that your conception might change to the opposite, as you become wealthier but less attractive with age?

I do :freud:


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Re: 31 and the kind of guy nearly no women is intrested in [Re: Murzelpfrumpft]
    #21726293 - 05/26/15 08:05 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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Well. I honestly deep down believe all women are shallow to a certain degree. Some want a hot guy. Most want security. So most want men with money. That is how I feel though. It's what i've seen personally in my life. May or may not be true. But hey.. I'm pretty sure there are some decent women out there somewhere.




Do you consider possible, that your conception might change to the opposite, as you become wealthier but less attractive with age?

I do :freud:




That's my personal opinion that is how it goes really. It's what i've seen in my life.


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Re: 31 and the kind of guy nearly no women is intrested in [Re: JustForToday] * 3
    #21726764 - 05/26/15 10:01 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

[mod edit: stop trolling JFT]


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Re: 31 and the kind of guy nearly no women is intrested in [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy] * 3
    #21726786 - 05/26/15 10:06 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

:haha: ...6


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Re: 31 and the kind of guy nearly no women is intrested in [Re: Amanita86]
    #21726815 - 05/26/15 10:14 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

i think they know you like cartoon porn....:bigyesnod:


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Re: 31 and the kind of guy nearly no women is intrested in [Re: jboredone]
    #21727815 - 05/27/15 08:43 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

And OP, you're a good lookin dude! Just gotta drop the weight and smile a bit more. That's really all I can think of. Oh, and stop watching porn. your sex drive will spike through the roof and you'll actually have the motivation to go out and pick up chicks


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Re: 31 and the kind of guy nearly no women is intrested in [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #21733041 - 05/28/15 03:51 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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I just happened to come by and read this.. and it kind hit home for me..

Listen man. I was in the same position before. You're not a bad looking guy. Maybe just a little overweight. But I was 300 pounds about 3 years ago.. I couldn't even talk to a girl because I couldn't even handle looking at myself in the mirror. BRO. You got something I want. I'm very attractive now save for the skin on my stomach from my weight loss. And it's still hard for me to talk to girls nowadays. But outwardly I act like hot shit and treat most of them like they aren't even worthy. I'm 190 and i've been working out for about a year.

Don't do what I did. Sure. Workout. Eat right. Do this and that. But when you see the RESULTS. Don't let it get to your head. I did. You know what happened with me? I developed a really big ego because deep down I felt that I was so much better than everyone because of how far I've come and how good I looked.

But in all honestly. I've come the realization girls don't really even care most times what a guy looks like, as long as he has a good personality and is nice to them. Because if they only cared about looks.. I would be getting my dick sucked 24/7. But mainly a girl just wants you to be nice to them. Make friends with as many girls as possible. One of them sooner or later is going to bite.

Message me if you want to talk more.



You need a tummy tuck and you're shaped like a bag of potatoes. Hence why you're the 5 year virgin, virgin




I'm going to laugh when you catch a ban for trolling outside of the pub, and OTD. Continue to follow me around. I'll leave off ignore just for that.

This is not the place for this shit. Get out of this thread.


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Re: 31 and the kind of guy nearly no women is intrested in [Re: JustForToday] * 1
    #21733313 - 05/28/15 04:50 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Haven't caught one yet and I keep exposin you bruh! What you gonna do?


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Re: 31 and the kind of guy nearly no women is intrested in [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #21736180 - 05/29/15 10:02 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Smile and laugh! Optimism is the number one thing I look for in guys. Someone who's upbeat and positive. It seems like you're really down on yourself and I'm sure the streak you're going through might make it hard. But in that case, you gotta fake it until you make it!

You mentioned Fetlife. Get out to munches. Be attentive and considerate of everyone there (not just the ladies). Laugh and smile. Maybe memorize some jokes to have on hand.

Maybe that's corny, but I like silly, fun guys. People who don't take themselves too seriously and at least project the aura of self-confidence- even if you're not actually there yet.

Be happy with your looks as they are. Exercise does help release endorphins and eating a vegan diet has done wonders for my mood. Plus it's a good conversation starter if you're at a munch or something and ordering a vegetarian or vegan meal. NOT saying this is right for everyone! But it's a healthy diet and weight will fall off you if you try to eat a variety of vegetables every meal.


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Re: 31 and the kind of guy nearly no women is intrested in [Re: forbiddendonut]
    #21736688 - 05/29/15 12:35 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Hey. I know what you could do. My sponsor said he has done this before. And it worked.

When you meet a woman, go shake her hand. And when she shakes your hand, take her hand and look at her palm and act like you are reading it. Say this outloud as you're doing.. "Oh my god.. Wow.. That's so bad.. IT DOESN'T LOOK GOOD." And when she asks, "What is it?", say. "Omg I can't believe you just let rub your hand like that." My sponsor told me if you humiliate a girl in the right way, she will like you. I'm going to try this one day.:lol:


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Re: 31 and the kind of guy nearly no women is intrested in [Re: JustForToday] * 2
    #21736731 - 05/29/15 12:45 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Your sponsor is a fucking moron..


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Re: 31 and the kind of guy nearly no women is intrested in [Re: Amanita86]
    #21736762 - 05/29/15 12:53 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

My sponsor has a different woman fucking him every single night. I'll listen to him before I listen to you, mr no life.


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Re: 31 and the kind of guy nearly no women is intrested in [Re: JustForToday]
    #21736782 - 05/29/15 12:58 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

But of course he does...


....:justno:


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Re: 31 and the kind of guy nearly no women is intrested in [Re: Amanita86]
    #21736797 - 05/29/15 01:02 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Guy is literally a chick magnet. He is 42 though. I'm learning from the master.:whatyougonnado:


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Re: 31 and the kind of guy nearly no women is intrested in [Re: JustForToday]
    #21736810 - 05/29/15 01:05 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

You must just be a bad student, if that's the case..


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Re: 31 and the kind of guy nearly no women is intrested in [Re: Amanita86]
    #21736815 - 05/29/15 01:06 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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You must just be a bad student, if that's the case..




No. I've just admitted multiple times the only way i'm losing my 6 year cherry is if it's with someone I love or a legit dime.

My sponsor says to be friends with as many girls as you can. And when other girls see that all these girls like you, they will wonder who you are. It's working somewhat.


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Re: 31 and the kind of guy nearly no women is intrested in [Re: JustForToday]
    #21736847 - 05/29/15 01:20 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

legit dime?

:nocomment:


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Re: 31 and the kind of guy nearly no women is intrested in [Re: millzy]
    #21736893 - 05/29/15 01:35 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

True love, or a perfect 10. Sucks for all those 9s that want a good dickin from you.


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Re: 31 and the kind of guy nearly no women is intrested in [Re: JustForToday]
    #21737000 - 05/29/15 02:10 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Hey. I know what you could do. My sponsor said he has done this before. And it worked.

When you meet a woman, go shake her hand. And when she shakes your hand, take her hand and look at her palm and act like you are reading it. Say this outloud as you're doing.. "Oh my god.. Wow.. That's so bad.. IT DOESN'T LOOK GOOD." And when she asks, "What is it?", say. "Omg I can't believe you just let rub your hand like that." My sponsor told me if you humiliate a girl in the right way, she will like you. I'm going to try this one day.:lol:




:ahahaha: 
How about try it yourself before you give someone else terrible advice. Your sponsor sounds like a fucking dumbass and you're equally as dumb for believing that shit.


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    #21737178 - 05/29/15 02:51 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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True love, or a perfect 10. Sucks for all those 9s that want a good dickin from you.



Looks like duty calls, in a way I'm like under dog, replace the super vitamin pill with some dxm and I'll turn into captain can't cuM.:trippnballs:


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Re: 31 and the kind of guy nearly no women is intrested in [Re: JustForToday]
    #21737278 - 05/29/15 03:14 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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And OP, you're a good lookin dude! Just gotta drop the weight and smile a bit more. That's really all I can think of. Oh, and stop watching porn. your sex drive will spike through the roof and you'll actually have the motivation to go out and pick up chicks



I honestly only watch porn when I Masterbait.
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Hey. I know what you could do. My sponsor said he has done this before. And it worked.

When you meet a woman, go shake her hand. And when she shakes your hand, take her hand and look at her palm and act like you are reading it. Say this outloud as you're doing.. "Oh my god.. Wow.. That's so bad.. IT DOESN'T LOOK GOOD." And when she asks, "What is it?", say. "Omg I can't believe you just let rub your hand like that." My sponsor told me if you humiliate a girl in the right way, she will like you. I'm going to try this one day.:lol:



I'll give it a try next time I'm at the bar for a laugh.

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You must just be a bad student, if that's the case..




No. I've just admitted multiple times the only way i'm losing my 6 year cherry is if it's with someone I love or a legit dime.

My sponsor says to be friends with as many girls as you can. And when other girls see that all these girls like you, they will wonder who you are. It's working somewhat.



Well true love is unconditional, a legit dime piece eh, well good luck with that.  I don't discriminate about friends, my problem is getting girls to actually hang out with me, I guess I will talk to my neighbor she's always got like 3-5 guys around her on a daily basis, she sometimes comes over and chills with me and drinks,  I guess I could ask her to play wing chick, my brother typically takes her out every Thursday but has admitted he hasn't gotten anywhere with her,  my hypothesis is that she keeps so many guys around so they keep one another in check and she gets to have a good time with out having anyone make moves on her.


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Re: 31 and the kind of guy nearly no women is intrested in [Re: basqueshaman]
    #21737833 - 05/29/15 05:52 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Hey. I know what you could do. My sponsor said he has done this before. And it worked.

When you meet a woman, go shake her hand. And when she shakes your hand, take her hand and look at her palm and act like you are reading it. Say this outloud as you're doing.. "Oh my god.. Wow.. That's so bad.. IT DOESN'T LOOK GOOD." And when she asks, "What is it?", say. "Omg I can't believe you just let rub your hand like that." My sponsor told me if you humiliate a girl in the right way, she will like you. I'm going to try this one day.:lol:




:ahahaha: 
How about try it yourself before you give someone else terrible advice. Your sponsor sounds like a fucking dumbass and you're equally as dumb for believing that shit.




He gets more pussy in one day then you probably get in a year.


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I honestly only watch porn when I Masterbait.
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Hey. I know what you could do. My sponsor said he has done this before. And it worked.

When you meet a woman, go shake her hand. And when she shakes your hand, take her hand and look at her palm and act like you are reading it. Say this outloud as you're doing.. "Oh my god.. Wow.. That's so bad.. IT DOESN'T LOOK GOOD." And when she asks, "What is it?", say. "Omg I can't believe you just let rub your hand like that." My sponsor told me if you humiliate a girl in the right way, she will like you. I'm going to try this one day.:lol:



I'll give it a try next time I'm at the bar for a laugh.

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You must just be a bad student, if that's the case..




No. I've just admitted multiple times the only way i'm losing my 6 year cherry is if it's with someone I love or a legit dime.

My sponsor says to be friends with as many girls as you can. And when other girls see that all these girls like you, they will wonder who you are. It's working somewhat.



Well true love is unconditional, a legit dime piece eh, well good luck with that.  I don't discriminate about friends, my problem is getting girls to actually hang out with me, I guess I will talk to my neighbor she's always got like 3-5 guys around her on a daily basis, she sometimes comes over and chills with me and drinks,  I guess I could ask her to play wing chick, my brother typically takes her out every Thursday but has admitted he hasn't gotten anywhere with her,  my hypothesis is that she keeps so many guys around so they keep one another in check and she gets to have a good time with out having anyone make moves on her.




That sounds fucked up. I wouldn't make any moves on her.


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Re: 31 and the kind of guy nearly no women is intrested in [Re: JustForToday]
    #21737842 - 05/29/15 05:55 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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He gets more pussy in one day then you probably get in a year.




Still more pussy that you though... so how are you even gonna use that as an insult?


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Re: 31 and the kind of guy nearly no women is intrested in [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #21737958 - 05/29/15 06:24 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

The hand reading action is really embarassing, you might impress the most stupid woman out of 20 with it, you'll scare away the rest.

It's really really bad advice.


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Re: 31 and the kind of guy nearly no women is intrested in [Re: Murzelpfrumpft]
    #21737978 - 05/29/15 06:28 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Yeah that's what niggas with no game have to resort to. Sad really


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Re: 31 and the kind of guy nearly no women is intrested in [Re: JustForToday]
    #21738249 - 05/29/15 07:29 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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He gets more pussy in one day then you probably get in a year.




:makesmecry:

You're probably right man. I only have my hot ass GF that I fuck daily for the last 5 years.

Hows gettin' that dime working out for ya?


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Re: 31 and the kind of guy nearly no women is intrested in [Re: JustForToday]
    #21738311 - 05/29/15 07:40 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Hey. I know what you could do. My sponsor said he has done this before. And it worked.

When you meet a woman, go shake her hand. And when she shakes your hand, take her hand and look at her palm and act like you are reading it. Say this outloud as you're doing.. "Oh my god.. Wow.. That's so bad.. IT DOESN'T LOOK GOOD." And when she asks, "What is it?", say. "Omg I can't believe you just let rub your hand like that." My sponsor told me if you humiliate a girl in the right way, she will like you. I'm going to try this one day.:lol:




:ahahaha: 
How about try it yourself before you give someone else terrible advice. Your sponsor sounds like a fucking dumbass and you're equally as dumb for believing that shit.




He gets more pussy in one day then you probably get in a year.


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I honestly only watch porn when I Masterbait.
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Hey. I know what you could do. My sponsor said he has done this before. And it worked.

When you meet a woman, go shake her hand. And when she shakes your hand, take her hand and look at her palm and act like you are reading it. Say this outloud as you're doing.. "Oh my god.. Wow.. That's so bad.. IT DOESN'T LOOK GOOD." And when she asks, "What is it?", say. "Omg I can't believe you just let rub your hand like that." My sponsor told me if you humiliate a girl in the right way, she will like you. I'm going to try this one day.:lol:



I'll give it a try next time I'm at the bar for a laugh.

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You must just be a bad student, if that's the case..




No. I've just admitted multiple times the only way i'm losing my 6 year cherry is if it's with someone I love or a legit dime.

My sponsor says to be friends with as many girls as you can. And when other girls see that all these girls like you, they will wonder who you are. It's working somewhat.



Well true love is unconditional, a legit dime piece eh, well good luck with that.  I don't discriminate about friends, my problem is getting girls to actually hang out with me, I guess I will talk to my neighbor she's always got like 3-5 guys around her on a daily basis, she sometimes comes over and chills with me and drinks,  I guess I could ask her to play wing chick, my brother typically takes her out every Thursday but has admitted he hasn't gotten anywhere with her,  my hypothesis is that she keeps so many guys around so they keep one another in check and she gets to have a good time with out having anyone make moves on her.




That sounds fucked up. I wouldn't make any moves on her.



You miss understood what I said, I'll see if she will play wingchick not try and get with her


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Re: 31 and the kind of guy nearly no women is intrested in [Re: basqueshaman]
    #21741078 - 05/30/15 01:22 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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He gets more pussy in one day then you probably get in a year.




:makesmecry:

You're probably right man. I only have my hot ass GF that I fuck daily for the last 5 years.

Hows gettin' that dime working out for ya?




Must suck for you having the same ugly ass chick for 5 years.

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You miss understood what I said, I'll see if she will play wingchick not try and get with her




I understood. I was referring to all the other guys trying to get with her. I have a rule. If there are more than 4 dudes trying to get it, I'm not one of them. I don't chase after girls, they chase after me. I don't care how hot they are. I want to maintain control. Because once I'm following a girl around like a dog, that means mentally i'm in a bad place.


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Re: 31 and the kind of guy nearly no women is intrested in [Re: JustForToday]
    #21741092 - 05/30/15 01:27 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

For 5 years. So now you're vain and you think people are disposable. No wonder you're a miserable fuck, contradiction is a bitch ain't it?


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Re: 31 and the kind of guy nearly no women is intrested in [Re: JustForToday]
    #21741100 - 05/30/15 01:29 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

:facepalm:


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Re: 31 and the kind of guy nearly no women is intrested in [Re: JustForToday]
    #21741106 - 05/30/15 01:32 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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I understood. I was referring to all the other guys trying to get with her. I have a rule. If there are more than 4 dudes trying to get it, I'm not one of them. I don't chase after girls, they chase after me. I don't care how hot they are. I want to maintain control. Because once I'm following a girl around like a dog, that means mentally i'm in a bad place.




Hollywood movies teach us that men are supposed to chase but actually that will get you rejected because you makes you a stalker. You gotta take a step forward then stop and wait for her to reciprocate some interest back, if they dont well whats that tell you? Their interest level in you is not that high. Its like a game of tennis. If you turn the automatic ball machine on and send dozens of balls her way she is gonna be like fuck this and walk off the court.


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Re: 31 and the kind of guy nearly no women is intrested in [Re: JustForToday] * 2
    #21741107 - 05/30/15 01:32 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Must suck for you having the same ugly ass chick for 5 years.




says the guy who hasn't had an orgasm in the presence of a female for six.


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Re: 31 and the kind of guy nearly no women is intrested in [Re: Tripsurfer]
    #21741110 - 05/30/15 01:32 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I like how he expects to be chased after like he's some celebrity but when it comes to a woman getting the same attention, then suddenly they're not worthy of the great and powerful JFT.


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Re: 31 and the kind of guy nearly no women is intrested in [Re: CaptainKurt]
    #21741224 - 05/30/15 02:08 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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I understood. I was referring to all the other guys trying to get with her. I have a rule. If there are more than 4 dudes trying to get it, I'm not one of them. I don't chase after girls, they chase after me. I don't care how hot they are. I want to maintain control. Because once I'm following a girl around like a dog, that means mentally i'm in a bad place.




Hollywood movies teach us that men are supposed to chase but actually that will get you rejected because you makes you a stalker. You gotta take a step forward then stop and wait for her to reciprocate some interest back, if they dont well whats that tell you? Their interest level in you is not that high. Its like a game of tennis. If you turn the automatic ball machine on and send dozens of balls her way she is gonna be like fuck this and walk off the court.




Lol. Interesting way to put it. I see men chase it all the time. And then they get pussy whipped. I swore to myself I would never go down that road again. Hence why I broke up with my last girlfriend. Ex Girlfriend - "Delete your facebook and all of your friends on there or you're not getting my pussy." Me - "Okay then." Click


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Re: 31 and the kind of guy nearly no women is intrested in [Re: JustForToday]
    #21741322 - 05/30/15 02:39 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Yea you wont chase them but you'll follow your 'sponsors' lead and do that stupid fucking hand reading thing. 

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