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InvisibleObsesshroom


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Re: 31 and the kind of guy nearly no women is intrested in [Re: JustForToday]
    #21738249 - 05/29/15 07:29 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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He gets more pussy in one day then you probably get in a year.




:makesmecry:

You're probably right man. I only have my hot ass GF that I fuck daily for the last 5 years.

Hows gettin' that dime working out for ya?


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Invisiblebasqueshaman
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Re: 31 and the kind of guy nearly no women is intrested in [Re: JustForToday]
    #21738311 - 05/29/15 07:40 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Hey. I know what you could do. My sponsor said he has done this before. And it worked.

When you meet a woman, go shake her hand. And when she shakes your hand, take her hand and look at her palm and act like you are reading it. Say this outloud as you're doing.. "Oh my god.. Wow.. That's so bad.. IT DOESN'T LOOK GOOD." And when she asks, "What is it?", say. "Omg I can't believe you just let rub your hand like that." My sponsor told me if you humiliate a girl in the right way, she will like you. I'm going to try this one day.:lol:




:ahahaha: 
How about try it yourself before you give someone else terrible advice. Your sponsor sounds like a fucking dumbass and you're equally as dumb for believing that shit.




He gets more pussy in one day then you probably get in a year.


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I honestly only watch porn when I Masterbait.
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Hey. I know what you could do. My sponsor said he has done this before. And it worked.

When you meet a woman, go shake her hand. And when she shakes your hand, take her hand and look at her palm and act like you are reading it. Say this outloud as you're doing.. "Oh my god.. Wow.. That's so bad.. IT DOESN'T LOOK GOOD." And when she asks, "What is it?", say. "Omg I can't believe you just let rub your hand like that." My sponsor told me if you humiliate a girl in the right way, she will like you. I'm going to try this one day.:lol:



I'll give it a try next time I'm at the bar for a laugh.

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You must just be a bad student, if that's the case..




No. I've just admitted multiple times the only way i'm losing my 6 year cherry is if it's with someone I love or a legit dime.

My sponsor says to be friends with as many girls as you can. And when other girls see that all these girls like you, they will wonder who you are. It's working somewhat.



Well true love is unconditional, a legit dime piece eh, well good luck with that.  I don't discriminate about friends, my problem is getting girls to actually hang out with me, I guess I will talk to my neighbor she's always got like 3-5 guys around her on a daily basis, she sometimes comes over and chills with me and drinks,  I guess I could ask her to play wing chick, my brother typically takes her out every Thursday but has admitted he hasn't gotten anywhere with her,  my hypothesis is that she keeps so many guys around so they keep one another in check and she gets to have a good time with out having anyone make moves on her.




That sounds fucked up. I wouldn't make any moves on her.



You miss understood what I said, I'll see if she will play wingchick not try and get with her


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OfflineJustForToday
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Re: 31 and the kind of guy nearly no women is intrested in [Re: basqueshaman]
    #21741078 - 05/30/15 01:22 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Obsesshroom said:
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He gets more pussy in one day then you probably get in a year.




:makesmecry:

You're probably right man. I only have my hot ass GF that I fuck daily for the last 5 years.

Hows gettin' that dime working out for ya?




Must suck for you having the same ugly ass chick for 5 years.

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You miss understood what I said, I'll see if she will play wingchick not try and get with her




I understood. I was referring to all the other guys trying to get with her. I have a rule. If there are more than 4 dudes trying to get it, I'm not one of them. I don't chase after girls, they chase after me. I don't care how hot they are. I want to maintain control. Because once I'm following a girl around like a dog, that means mentally i'm in a bad place.


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Re: 31 and the kind of guy nearly no women is intrested in [Re: JustForToday]
    #21741092 - 05/30/15 01:27 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

For 5 years. So now you're vain and you think people are disposable. No wonder you're a miserable fuck, contradiction is a bitch ain't it?


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Re: 31 and the kind of guy nearly no women is intrested in [Re: JustForToday]
    #21741100 - 05/30/15 01:29 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

:facepalm:


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Re: 31 and the kind of guy nearly no women is intrested in [Re: JustForToday]
    #21741106 - 05/30/15 01:32 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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I understood. I was referring to all the other guys trying to get with her. I have a rule. If there are more than 4 dudes trying to get it, I'm not one of them. I don't chase after girls, they chase after me. I don't care how hot they are. I want to maintain control. Because once I'm following a girl around like a dog, that means mentally i'm in a bad place.




Hollywood movies teach us that men are supposed to chase but actually that will get you rejected because you makes you a stalker. You gotta take a step forward then stop and wait for her to reciprocate some interest back, if they dont well whats that tell you? Their interest level in you is not that high. Its like a game of tennis. If you turn the automatic ball machine on and send dozens of balls her way she is gonna be like fuck this and walk off the court.


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Invisiblemillzy
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Re: 31 and the kind of guy nearly no women is intrested in [Re: JustForToday] * 2
    #21741107 - 05/30/15 01:32 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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JustForToday said:
Must suck for you having the same ugly ass chick for 5 years.




says the guy who hasn't had an orgasm in the presence of a female for six.


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Re: 31 and the kind of guy nearly no women is intrested in [Re: Tripsurfer]
    #21741110 - 05/30/15 01:32 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I like how he expects to be chased after like he's some celebrity but when it comes to a woman getting the same attention, then suddenly they're not worthy of the great and powerful JFT.


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OfflineJustForToday
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Re: 31 and the kind of guy nearly no women is intrested in [Re: CaptainKurt]
    #21741224 - 05/30/15 02:08 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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JustForToday said:


I understood. I was referring to all the other guys trying to get with her. I have a rule. If there are more than 4 dudes trying to get it, I'm not one of them. I don't chase after girls, they chase after me. I don't care how hot they are. I want to maintain control. Because once I'm following a girl around like a dog, that means mentally i'm in a bad place.




Hollywood movies teach us that men are supposed to chase but actually that will get you rejected because you makes you a stalker. You gotta take a step forward then stop and wait for her to reciprocate some interest back, if they dont well whats that tell you? Their interest level in you is not that high. Its like a game of tennis. If you turn the automatic ball machine on and send dozens of balls her way she is gonna be like fuck this and walk off the court.




Lol. Interesting way to put it. I see men chase it all the time. And then they get pussy whipped. I swore to myself I would never go down that road again. Hence why I broke up with my last girlfriend. Ex Girlfriend - "Delete your facebook and all of your friends on there or you're not getting my pussy." Me - "Okay then." Click


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Re: 31 and the kind of guy nearly no women is intrested in [Re: JustForToday]
    #21741322 - 05/30/15 02:39 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Yea you wont chase them but you'll follow your 'sponsors' lead and do that stupid fucking hand reading thing. 

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