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Malcolm_Xtasy
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Re: 31 and the kind of guy nearly no women is intrested in [Re: jboredone]
#21727815 - 05/27/15 08:43 AM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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And OP, you're a good lookin dude! Just gotta drop the weight and smile a bit more. That's really all I can think of. Oh, and stop watching porn. your sex drive will spike through the roof and you'll actually have the motivation to go out and pick up chicks
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JustForToday
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Re: 31 and the kind of guy nearly no women is intrested in [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
#21733041 - 05/28/15 03:51 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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JustForToday said: I just happened to come by and read this.. and it kind hit home for me..
Listen man. I was in the same position before. You're not a bad looking guy. Maybe just a little overweight. But I was 300 pounds about 3 years ago.. I couldn't even talk to a girl because I couldn't even handle looking at myself in the mirror. BRO. You got something I want. I'm very attractive now save for the skin on my stomach from my weight loss. And it's still hard for me to talk to girls nowadays. But outwardly I act like hot shit and treat most of them like they aren't even worthy. I'm 190 and i've been working out for about a year.
Don't do what I did. Sure. Workout. Eat right. Do this and that. But when you see the RESULTS. Don't let it get to your head. I did. You know what happened with me? I developed a really big ego because deep down I felt that I was so much better than everyone because of how far I've come and how good I looked.
But in all honestly. I've come the realization girls don't really even care most times what a guy looks like, as long as he has a good personality and is nice to them. Because if they only cared about looks.. I would be getting my dick sucked 24/7. But mainly a girl just wants you to be nice to them. Make friends with as many girls as possible. One of them sooner or later is going to bite.
Message me if you want to talk more.
You need a tummy tuck and you're shaped like a bag of potatoes. Hence why you're the 5 year virgin, virgin
I'm going to laugh when you catch a ban for trolling outside of the pub, and OTD. Continue to follow me around. I'll leave off ignore just for that.
This is not the place for this shit. Get out of this thread.
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Malcolm_Xtasy
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Re: 31 and the kind of guy nearly no women is intrested in [Re: JustForToday] 1
#21733313 - 05/28/15 04:50 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Haven't caught one yet and I keep exposin you bruh! What you gonna do?
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forbiddendonut
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Re: 31 and the kind of guy nearly no women is intrested in [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
#21736180 - 05/29/15 10:02 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Smile and laugh! Optimism is the number one thing I look for in guys. Someone who's upbeat and positive. It seems like you're really down on yourself and I'm sure the streak you're going through might make it hard. But in that case, you gotta fake it until you make it!
You mentioned Fetlife. Get out to munches. Be attentive and considerate of everyone there (not just the ladies). Laugh and smile. Maybe memorize some jokes to have on hand.
Maybe that's corny, but I like silly, fun guys. People who don't take themselves too seriously and at least project the aura of self-confidence- even if you're not actually there yet.
Be happy with your looks as they are. Exercise does help release endorphins and eating a vegan diet has done wonders for my mood. Plus it's a good conversation starter if you're at a munch or something and ordering a vegetarian or vegan meal. NOT saying this is right for everyone! But it's a healthy diet and weight will fall off you if you try to eat a variety of vegetables every meal.
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JustForToday
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Re: 31 and the kind of guy nearly no women is intrested in [Re: forbiddendonut]
#21736688 - 05/29/15 12:35 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Hey. I know what you could do. My sponsor said he has done this before. And it worked.
When you meet a woman, go shake her hand. And when she shakes your hand, take her hand and look at her palm and act like you are reading it. Say this outloud as you're doing.. "Oh my god.. Wow.. That's so bad.. IT DOESN'T LOOK GOOD." And when she asks, "What is it?", say. "Omg I can't believe you just let rub your hand like that." My sponsor told me if you humiliate a girl in the right way, she will like you. I'm going to try this one day.
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Amanita86
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Re: 31 and the kind of guy nearly no women is intrested in [Re: JustForToday] 2
#21736731 - 05/29/15 12:45 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Your sponsor is a fucking moron..
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JustForToday
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Re: 31 and the kind of guy nearly no women is intrested in [Re: Amanita86]
#21736762 - 05/29/15 12:53 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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My sponsor has a different woman fucking him every single night. I'll listen to him before I listen to you, mr no life.
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Amanita86
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Re: 31 and the kind of guy nearly no women is intrested in [Re: JustForToday]
#21736782 - 05/29/15 12:58 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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But of course he does...
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JustForToday
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Re: 31 and the kind of guy nearly no women is intrested in [Re: Amanita86]
#21736797 - 05/29/15 01:02 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Guy is literally a chick magnet. He is 42 though. I'm learning from the master.
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Amanita86
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Re: 31 and the kind of guy nearly no women is intrested in [Re: JustForToday]
#21736810 - 05/29/15 01:05 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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You must just be a bad student, if that's the case..
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JustForToday
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Re: 31 and the kind of guy nearly no women is intrested in [Re: Amanita86]
#21736815 - 05/29/15 01:06 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Amanita86 said: You must just be a bad student, if that's the case..
No. I've just admitted multiple times the only way i'm losing my 6 year cherry is if it's with someone I love or a legit dime.
My sponsor says to be friends with as many girls as you can. And when other girls see that all these girls like you, they will wonder who you are. It's working somewhat.
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Re: 31 and the kind of guy nearly no women is intrested in [Re: JustForToday]
#21736847 - 05/29/15 01:20 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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legit dime?
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forbiddendonut
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Re: 31 and the kind of guy nearly no women is intrested in [Re: millzy]
#21736893 - 05/29/15 01:35 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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True love, or a perfect 10. Sucks for all those 9s that want a good dickin from you.
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Re: 31 and the kind of guy nearly no women is intrested in [Re: JustForToday]
#21737000 - 05/29/15 02:10 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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JustForToday said: Hey. I know what you could do. My sponsor said he has done this before. And it worked.
When you meet a woman, go shake her hand. And when she shakes your hand, take her hand and look at her palm and act like you are reading it. Say this outloud as you're doing.. "Oh my god.. Wow.. That's so bad.. IT DOESN'T LOOK GOOD." And when she asks, "What is it?", say. "Omg I can't believe you just let rub your hand like that." My sponsor told me if you humiliate a girl in the right way, she will like you. I'm going to try this one day.
How about try it yourself before you give someone else terrible advice. Your sponsor sounds like a fucking dumbass and you're equally as dumb for believing that shit.
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Re: 31 and the kind of guy nearly no women is intrested in [Re: forbiddendonut]
#21737178 - 05/29/15 02:51 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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forbiddendonut said: True love, or a perfect 10. Sucks for all those 9s that want a good dickin from you.
Looks like duty calls, in a way I'm like under dog, replace the super vitamin pill with some dxm and I'll turn into captain can't cuM.
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Re: 31 and the kind of guy nearly no women is intrested in [Re: JustForToday]
#21737278 - 05/29/15 03:14 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Malcolm_Xtasy said: And OP, you're a good lookin dude! Just gotta drop the weight and smile a bit more. That's really all I can think of. Oh, and stop watching porn. your sex drive will spike through the roof and you'll actually have the motivation to go out and pick up chicks
I honestly only watch porn when I Masterbait.
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JustForToday said: Hey. I know what you could do. My sponsor said he has done this before. And it worked.
When you meet a woman, go shake her hand. And when she shakes your hand, take her hand and look at her palm and act like you are reading it. Say this outloud as you're doing.. "Oh my god.. Wow.. That's so bad.. IT DOESN'T LOOK GOOD." And when she asks, "What is it?", say. "Omg I can't believe you just let rub your hand like that." My sponsor told me if you humiliate a girl in the right way, she will like you. I'm going to try this one day.
I'll give it a try next time I'm at the bar for a laugh.
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Amanita86 said: You must just be a bad student, if that's the case..
No. I've just admitted multiple times the only way i'm losing my 6 year cherry is if it's with someone I love or a legit dime.
My sponsor says to be friends with as many girls as you can. And when other girls see that all these girls like you, they will wonder who you are. It's working somewhat.
Well true love is unconditional, a legit dime piece eh, well good luck with that. I don't discriminate about friends, my problem is getting girls to actually hang out with me, I guess I will talk to my neighbor she's always got like 3-5 guys around her on a daily basis, she sometimes comes over and chills with me and drinks, I guess I could ask her to play wing chick, my brother typically takes her out every Thursday but has admitted he hasn't gotten anywhere with her, my hypothesis is that she keeps so many guys around so they keep one another in check and she gets to have a good time with out having anyone make moves on her.
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JustForToday
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Re: 31 and the kind of guy nearly no women is intrested in [Re: basqueshaman]
#21737833 - 05/29/15 05:52 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Obsesshroom said:
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JustForToday said: Hey. I know what you could do. My sponsor said he has done this before. And it worked.
When you meet a woman, go shake her hand. And when she shakes your hand, take her hand and look at her palm and act like you are reading it. Say this outloud as you're doing.. "Oh my god.. Wow.. That's so bad.. IT DOESN'T LOOK GOOD." And when she asks, "What is it?", say. "Omg I can't believe you just let rub your hand like that." My sponsor told me if you humiliate a girl in the right way, she will like you. I'm going to try this one day.
How about try it yourself before you give someone else terrible advice. Your sponsor sounds like a fucking dumbass and you're equally as dumb for believing that shit.
He gets more pussy in one day then you probably get in a year.
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basqueshaman said: I honestly only watch porn when I Masterbait.
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JustForToday said: Hey. I know what you could do. My sponsor said he has done this before. And it worked.
When you meet a woman, go shake her hand. And when she shakes your hand, take her hand and look at her palm and act like you are reading it. Say this outloud as you're doing.. "Oh my god.. Wow.. That's so bad.. IT DOESN'T LOOK GOOD." And when she asks, "What is it?", say. "Omg I can't believe you just let rub your hand like that." My sponsor told me if you humiliate a girl in the right way, she will like you. I'm going to try this one day.
I'll give it a try next time I'm at the bar for a laugh.
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Amanita86 said: You must just be a bad student, if that's the case..
No. I've just admitted multiple times the only way i'm losing my 6 year cherry is if it's with someone I love or a legit dime.
My sponsor says to be friends with as many girls as you can. And when other girls see that all these girls like you, they will wonder who you are. It's working somewhat.
Well true love is unconditional, a legit dime piece eh, well good luck with that. I don't discriminate about friends, my problem is getting girls to actually hang out with me, I guess I will talk to my neighbor she's always got like 3-5 guys around her on a daily basis, she sometimes comes over and chills with me and drinks, I guess I could ask her to play wing chick, my brother typically takes her out every Thursday but has admitted he hasn't gotten anywhere with her, my hypothesis is that she keeps so many guys around so they keep one another in check and she gets to have a good time with out having anyone make moves on her.
That sounds fucked up. I wouldn't make any moves on her.
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Malcolm_Xtasy
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Re: 31 and the kind of guy nearly no women is intrested in [Re: JustForToday]
#21737842 - 05/29/15 05:55 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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He gets more pussy in one day then you probably get in a year.
Still more pussy that you though... so how are you even gonna use that as an insult?
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Re: 31 and the kind of guy nearly no women is intrested in [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
#21737958 - 05/29/15 06:24 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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The hand reading action is really embarassing, you might impress the most stupid woman out of 20 with it, you'll scare away the rest.
It's really really bad advice.
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Malcolm_Xtasy
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Re: 31 and the kind of guy nearly no women is intrested in [Re: Murzelpfrumpft]
#21737978 - 05/29/15 06:28 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Yeah that's what niggas with no game have to resort to. Sad really
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