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OfflinePatlal
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North West Territory, Canada, could have 200 BILLION barrels of shale oil
    #21711853 - 05/22/15 07:38 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

That is an INSANE amount of oil. Right now the North Dakota boom is 7 billion barrels.

NWT has 200 billion barrels!!!! That's more than the entire Alberta oil sands combined. They have 160 billion barrels.

Jesus fucking christ. It's the first official estimate too. So it might all be wrong and not exploitable on a commercial scale. But still. These numbers are astronomical!

Looks like North America is officially energy independent for a looooooooooong fucking time guys.

I can't believe these numbers.


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Re: North West Territory, Canada, could have 200 BILLION barrels of shale oil [Re: Patlal]
    #21711889 - 05/22/15 07:48 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Canada has got loads


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Re: North West Territory, Canada, could have 200 BILLION barrels of shale oil [Re: KnyggaPlease]
    #21712000 - 05/22/15 08:24 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Well, apparently were gonna have a hell of a lot more.

Since the temperatures are supposed to rise in the next few decades towards the north, these resources will be very accessible.


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Re: North West Territory, Canada, could have 200 BILLION barrels of shale oil [Re: Patlal] * 1
    #21712014 - 05/22/15 08:28 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Maybe they should use your cranium to drill for it.


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Re: North West Territory, Canada, could have 200 BILLION barrels of shale oil [Re: propensity]
    #21712057 - 05/22/15 08:40 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

well canada enjoy not being bombed by america for a few more years till we decide to cum for dat sweet ass oil


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Re: North West Territory, Canada, could have 200 BILLION barrels of shale oil [Re: Salomon]
    #21712084 - 05/22/15 08:46 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

"United States invades Canada in search of weapons of mass destruction!"

It's just a matter of time now!


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Re: North West Territory, Canada, could have 200 BILLION barrels of shale oil [Re: Ncogneato]
    #21712285 - 05/22/15 09:55 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Isn't there kind of wild animal living there that oil production will threaten? I am going to have to say I am against it if the animal in question is cute.


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Re: North West Territory, Canada, could have 200 BILLION barrels of shale oil [Re: my3rdeye]
    #21712313 - 05/22/15 10:05 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

No animal should be spared in the extraction of oil. If they were smart enough then they would have evolved to use oil, now they'll just die and become oil.


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Re: North West Territory, Canada, could have 200 BILLION barrels of shale oil [Re: Shroomslip]
    #21712314 - 05/22/15 10:06 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Meh who cares oil will be obsolete soon enough thank the lawd.


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Re: North West Territory, Canada, could have 200 BILLION barrels of shale oil [Re: twighead]
    #21712534 - 05/22/15 11:35 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Oil? Who said something bout oil bitch you cookin?


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Re: North West Territory, Canada, could have 200 BILLION barrels of shale oil [Re: twighead]
    #21712546 - 05/22/15 11:40 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

twighead said:
Meh who cares oil will be obsolete soon enough thank the lawd.




we use drums of oil in the billions
I'd give it a good forty years before it's only used in manufacturing


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Re: North West Territory, Canada, could have 200 BILLION barrels of shale oil [Re: Konyap]
    #21712588 - 05/22/15 11:54 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Tis' true,

I think that demand will drop severely in the next 10-20 and I agree 40 till its only used in niches.

Batteries are getting so good that in 10 years a car wont need to be recharged for 1500 miles :awesome:

Combined with growing solar tech, that same car may never need to even stop at a charger :awebig:


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Re: North West Territory, Canada, could have 200 BILLION barrels of shale oil [Re: twighead]
    #21713989 - 05/23/15 12:16 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

The demand will keep on growing due to population growth. Technology will not out pace the growth for a while. Ever heard of an electric Boeing 747? Electric bulldozer? Electric ocean liner?

Oil is here to stay for a long time. Which is good, cause apparently, Canada will never run out of it.


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Re: North West Territory, Canada, could have 200 BILLION barrels of shale oil [Re: Patlal]
    #21713997 - 05/23/15 12:20 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Fantastic, now we can simultaneously wreck every fresh water system in the area while irreversibly speeding up climate change with our greenhouse gas contributions :cookiemonster:


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Re: North West Territory, Canada, could have 200 BILLION barrels of shale oil [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
    #21714005 - 05/23/15 12:21 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Amen


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Re: North West Territory, Canada, could have 200 BILLION barrels of shale oil [Re: Patlal]
    #21714013 - 05/23/15 12:23 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Indeed. And our increasing dependence on foreign oil (like the Saudis have in abundance) is insanely dangerous and is biting us in the ass hard.


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Re: North West Territory, Canada, could have 200 BILLION barrels of shale oil [Re: Patlal]
    #21714019 - 05/23/15 12:23 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

USA USA USA!


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Re: North West Territory, Canada, could have 200 BILLION barrels of shale oil [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
    #21714024 - 05/23/15 12:25 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

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Fantastic, now we can simultaneously wreck every fresh water system in the area while irreversibly speeding up climate change with our greenhouse gas contributions :cookiemonster:




Damn straight.


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Re: North West Territory, Canada, could have 200 BILLION barrels of shale oil [Re: Patlal] * 2
    #21714033 - 05/23/15 12:27 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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NWT has 200 billion barrels!!!! That's more than the entire Alberta oil sands combined. They have 160 billion barrels.





did someone say that there were terrorists in the great white north?




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Re: North West Territory, Canada, could have 200 BILLION barrels of shale oil [Re: Enjoywho]
    #21714039 - 05/23/15 12:30 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

You guys wouldnt be able to handle the cold, or our elite teams of stealth ski-doo operatives. We move like the night.


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