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Sticking Your Dick in Crazy; The Consequences
    #21711377 - 05/22/15 05:07 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Okay (*inhales deep breath and expels exhausted sigh*)...

Okay, so I haven't been on this website in a while; mostly because I was going out with this girl whom I was really passionate about, but who also didn't want me getting involved with drugs (as you may have guessed from the title that relationship sorta went burning to the ground).

Sex life hasn't really been existent for the last couple of months (unless you count porn :thumbup:), and with myself traveling to the other side of the country to attend uni in September my hopes for a "Summer-fling" have been looking like more of a dream than a reality  :undecided:.

So I have this one girl, but she's a bit crazy. Actually, if you ever meet her you'd argue that she is more than "a bit" crazy... but, I've met worse (i.e. her friends).

So this girl, I don't know, she's seemed to have always had the hots for me. I don't know why, we've known each other for 2 years from being in the same class and over time her confidence to try and subtly hint that she likes me has increased (for example the last time we met she tried to jokingly feel up my dick, she was kinda awkward about it but she still tried).

Physically, I'm not unattracted to her, it's just her crazy personality (crazy with a capital "K", or Special "K" if you like). She has a very jumpy personality (almost as if she has violent mood swings), I could do better... but I have no intention of going out with anyone due to the uni circumstance that will be coming up pretty soon.

Obviously I will make my intentions clear first before anything happens (actually I have already done that, we were discussing past relationships and I was explaining what type of relationship I'm currently only interested in being involved in) but in case that something Krazy happens the plan is to get in, pull out, and run for uni (btw, there are no accidental puns in this post).

Other plans include finding a way to prevent her from meeting my friends, finding out where I live, and being able to maintain a means of communication whenever I leave for uni (although maintaining the first two points already give me a feeling that something bad will happen pretty quick).

I'm aware I'm fucked, I'm attempting to keep damages to a minimum, but I already know that this will end disastrously :undecided:.

Anyone have any past experiences with crazy? Like what are your past experiences so that I know what I have doomed myself to...


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Re: Sticking Your Dick in Crazy; The Consequences [Re: gulper2323]
    #21711666 - 05/22/15 06:36 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

I'm attracted to crazy because it gets the crazy gears in my head turnin'.


That being said, make it clear you just want physical and you could possibly avoid the "crazy" ( I dont get how she's crazy, from how you've described her I don't think you've met crazy yet). key word possibly


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Re: Sticking Your Dick in Crazy; The Consequences [Re: Mescalean]
    #21711674 - 05/22/15 06:39 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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Mescalean said:
I'm attracted to crazy because it gets the crazy gears in my head turnin'.


That being said, make it clear you just want physical and you could possibly avoid the "crazy" ( I dont get how she's crazy, from how you've described her I don't think you've met crazy yet). key word possibly






It sounds to me like they get wasted on K together.....K can make you pretty batshit crazy if you do a lot. 


I'd go for it.  It's not that hard to get away from someone if you really want too. 

Chemistry is weird.


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Re: Sticking Your Dick in Crazy; The Consequences [Re: Mescalean]
    #21712780 - 05/23/15 01:13 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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Mescalean said:
I dont get how she's crazy, from how you've described her I don't think you've met crazy yet




It's the violent mood swings, half the time she seems like like she's freaking the fuck out (almost as if she's about to have a panic attack or explode on someone). I use to have band practice in a youth centre that she didn't like and she use to follow me there and tell me off about going there :confused:.

She also has a super paranoid behaviour, and she's exploded on me if she has asked me where I was and I was somewhere she didn't think I'd be...

I don't know, I forsee the possibility of there being super jealous and super controlling behaviour coming my way (she just gives me that impression)


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Re: Sticking Your Dick in Crazy; The Consequences [Re: gulper2323]
    #21714030 - 05/23/15 12:26 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

I'm going to go against the crowd and recommend you avoid getting with this girl.  She's going to be drama after the deed and will likely not be worth the possible negative outcomes.  I guess it all comes down to how much you need to get your rocks off.  Just avoid making a half crazy baby.


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Re: Sticking Your Dick in Crazy; The Consequences [Re: Psiclone]
    #21714407 - 05/23/15 02:37 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Great advice... But she's winning this fight :lol::lol::lol:

She's really good at this subtle thing. She thought she was bugging me earlier about something (which she wasn't) and was like "sorry for bugging you earlier, next time I'll see you I'll owe you a coffee... Or whatever you want from me lol" and in my head I'm like "DON'T FUCK WITH ME WOMAN I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO HINT AT!!!! :crankey:" :lol::lol::lol:


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Re: Sticking Your Dick in Crazy; The Consequences [Re: gulper2323] * 1
    #21714758 - 05/23/15 04:21 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

I would say that you are as crazy as she is. Our exterior usually mirrors our interior so you have what you deserve at this point. If you change yourself truly to the better she will be the first to disappear from your life.


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Re: Sticking Your Dick in Crazy; The Consequences [Re: Thaj]
    #21714800 - 05/23/15 04:35 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

What type of stupid hippy bullshit are you on about?

She pops in and out of my life, are you telling me that I pop in and out of being crazy/non-crazy/crazy?

I know her because she was in my class, she's in my life because; we had a couple of similar interests (I.e. We were the only ones in the class to play an instrument), I normally tried to be nice to her, and I always tried to help her out when she didn't understand something that was taught during class. Being the "better person" (compared to everyone else in our class) is the reason she's in my life in the first place :facepalm:


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Re: Sticking Your Dick in Crazy; The Consequences [Re: Thaj]
    #21714803 - 05/23/15 04:36 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Id say you are fucked and the attitude you have with this is fucked as well. YOu are most likely going to get in a long relationship with this girl and be emotionally fucked. Then you will wonder why oh why did I get with this chick.

Have no reason to fall back on...only that you acted with your penis instead of your heart.

And a couple years of your life will be fucked....good luck with that and waisting a few years of your life. Only to realize that you should be with somebody better:cheers:


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Re: Sticking Your Dick in Crazy; The Consequences [Re: Tomandjerry58]
    #21714822 - 05/23/15 04:42 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

:confused: I go to uni in September. The uni I go to will be far, far away from her (seriously, did you read the op before commenting?). There will be no long term relationship that will last years because we won't be near enough to one another to have one


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Re: Sticking Your Dick in Crazy; The Consequences [Re: gulper2323]
    #21714932 - 05/23/15 05:12 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Fuck im sorry bro:facepalm:...just read the rest of it. Sounds like a fuck buddy, its all good:) Nothing wrong with what you are doing unless it becomes longterm. Reread my op if it become longer than three months lol


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Re: Sticking Your Dick in Crazy; The Consequences [Re: Tomandjerry58]
    #21716129 - 05/24/15 12:20 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Wear a condom and fucking go for it


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Re: Sticking Your Dick in Crazy; The Consequences [Re: Black_Sunset]
    #21718978 - 05/24/15 09:42 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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Black_Sunset said:
Wear a condom and fucking go for it




Or don't. Remember, babies don't come out the butt. :thumbup:


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Re: Sticking Your Dick in Crazy; The Consequences [Re: 36fuckin5]
    #21719385 - 05/25/15 01:06 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

shit op ive stuck my dick in crazy many of times.. i can go into details but im lazy and dont feel like typing it all out.

all i will say is this.. if the funs up move the fuck on.


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Re: Sticking Your Dick in Crazy; The Consequences [Re: rackem]
    #21723383 - 05/26/15 01:57 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Bro i dont think you need other dudes to tell you this but what you need to do in the terms of my dear ol dad
"Hit it and quit it"


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Re: Sticking Your Dick in Crazy; The Consequences [Re: Zuto18]
    #21724676 - 05/26/15 12:21 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

psychotic and erotic rhyme for a reason


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Re: Sticking Your Dick in Crazy; The Consequences [Re: Psiclone]
    #21725181 - 05/26/15 02:58 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

IME, a lot of manipulation. You won't notice it but she'll burrow inside your head with ideas like a wood borer on a mulberry tree.

I had a crazy girl once, a red-headed model, took up the ass like a champ anywhere any time. But damn, the hassles, arguments and efforts to try and resolve things were not worth the depression she got me into.

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Psiclone said:
I'm going to go against the crowd and recommend you avoid getting with this girl.  She's going to be drama after the deed and will likely not be worth the possible negative outcomes.  I guess it all comes down to how much you need to get your rocks off.  Just avoid making a half crazy baby.




I second this and add, suppress your need to get your rocks off on this girl. Find some one else or hell go with a prostitute.

But don't take my word for it! Let science teach you!



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Re: Sticking Your Dick in Crazy; The Consequences [Re: gulper2323]
    #21726694 - 05/26/15 09:39 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Stuck my dick in crazy once, took me a while to learn my lesson


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Re: Sticking Your Dick in Crazy; The Consequences [Re: Connoisseur]
    #21726715 - 05/26/15 09:46 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

i like crazy, sane doesnt usually want to be tied up and whipped black and blue, set on fire, cut with knives or stuck needles through.

crazy is fun.

the problem with crazy is that crazy isnt logical, crazy either thinks im going to change x y or z, or the a b or c is for ever.

crazy does not take reality for what it is. somethings are bad habbits and they do not tend to go away, somethings are situational and they change.

the best way to deal with crazy is to say everything clearly even put it in writing... so you can say "see i told you i was this way, you signed it and said you understood. i have not changed in this respect"..

it mostly works. but crazy is still crazy so hopefully crazy is also someone you like... crazy and annoying is horrid. no matter how attractive on the outside.


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Re: Sticking Your Dick in Crazy; The Consequences [Re: rxb]
    #21726728 - 05/26/15 09:50 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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set on fire, cut with knives or stuck needles through.




Are you fucking serious man?


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