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Offlinecyber_messiah
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how would get mushrooms on a plane?
    #21710138 - 05/22/15 11:17 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

I was just curious how would you guys smuggle mushrooms on a flight. In case a man might like take some on vacation?


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Re: how would get mushrooms on a plane? [Re: cyber_messiah] * 2
    #21710146 - 05/22/15 11:19 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Put them in your ass


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Re: how would get mushrooms on a plane? [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #21710155 - 05/22/15 11:21 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Inoculate everyone's seats and then everyone can get high while they're gettin' high.


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Re: how would get mushrooms on a plane? [Re: cyber_messiah] * 1
    #21710160 - 05/22/15 11:24 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Obviously stick them up your Ass. Otherwise your only options are find them while your on vacation or dose just before your flight.


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Re: how would get mushrooms on a plane? [Re: cyber_messiah]
    #21710199 - 05/22/15 11:40 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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cyber_messiah said:
I was just curious how would you guys smuggle mushrooms on a flight. In case a man might like take some on vacation?




Mush chocolates, but if you're flying international it'll have to be the brown frown express.


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Re: how would get mushrooms on a plane? [Re: Yukon Cornelius]
    #21710202 - 05/22/15 11:42 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Bring acid instead. Much easier.


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Re: how would get mushrooms on a plane? [Re: cyber_messiah] * 2
    #21710220 - 05/22/15 11:49 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Buy some type of vitamin supplement with huge capsules that you can open. Powder the shrooms, put them in the empty capsules, put the capsules in the bottle.


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Re: how would get mushrooms on a plane? [Re: GoldenEye]
    #21710274 - 05/22/15 12:07 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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Bring acid instead. Much easier.



I agree but I haven't seen any in part of the country for years.


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Re: how would get mushrooms on a plane? [Re: cyber_messiah]
    #21710288 - 05/22/15 12:12 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

It's a flight inside the US. don't you just go through metal detectors?


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Re: how would get mushrooms on a plane? [Re: cyber_messiah]
    #21710297 - 05/22/15 12:14 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Many airports have you go through full body scanners now. I say go with chocolates.


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Re: how would get mushrooms on a plane? [Re: cyber_messiah]
    #21710303 - 05/22/15 12:17 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Mail them to your destination.


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Re: how would get mushrooms on a plane? [Re: 4HO-DMT]
    #21710317 - 05/22/15 12:24 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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4HO-DMT said:
Many airports have you go through full body scanners now. I say go with chocolates.




Remember you can ALWAYS opt out of those, non constitutional body scanners, and you should. ALWAYS. Holding drugs or not, fuck those people tryna look at my limp dick in a cold ass airport.


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Re: how would get mushrooms on a plane? [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21710324 - 05/22/15 12:26 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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Psychonautica said:
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4HO-DMT said:
Many airports have you go through full body scanners now. I say go with chocolates.




Remember you can ALWAYS opt out of those, non constitutional body scanners, and you should. ALWAYS. Holding drugs or not, fuck those people tryna look at my limp dick in a cold ass airport.



What you need to do is have a butt plug up there when you get your body scanned. For extra points have it be a stranger shape.


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Re: how would get mushrooms on a plane? [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21710328 - 05/22/15 12:27 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Yeah dude i honestly wouldnt consider trying to fly with mushrooms.

Grind them into power. Then just put it in a small baggy taped onto a birthday card.

Use a fake return address.. Such as a neighbors or an address in your area.


Edited by ak47myth (05/22/15 12:28 PM)


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Re: how would get mushrooms on a plane? [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21710343 - 05/22/15 12:31 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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Psychonautica said:
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4HO-DMT said:
Many airports have you go through full body scanners now. I say go with chocolates.




Remember you can ALWAYS opt out of those, non constitutional body scanners, and you should. ALWAYS. Holding drugs or not, fuck those people tryna look at my limp dick in a cold ass airport.




Yeah, that's true. I'd be a wee bit anxious asking to opt out while I was holding though. That's just me though. Fuck the TSA.


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Re: how would get mushrooms on a plane? [Re: ak47myth]
    #21710345 - 05/22/15 12:32 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Just have your keys shoved up your ass. They'll be all freaked out and cavity searching you and you can just act oblivious like oh man thank you, I haven't seen my keys in months!
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Yeah dude i honestly wouldnt consider trying to fly with mushrooms.

Grind them into power. Then just put it in a small baggy taped onto a birthday card.

Use a fake return address.. Such as a neighbors or an address in your area.




I've flown with way scarier things than mushrooms.

Best method? Buy some actual mushroom powder and mix it in with that, you'll have to eat some powdered shiitake , or similar, but everyone would be none the wiser to your nefarious activities. Chocolates are a fine right too, bringing it in a tea is a no go because of the limits on liquid, but hiding it in food is your best bet, and really safe actually. I'd be far safer to just bring a few PB and J's in your carryon, that were measured and dosed with powdered boomies. There's no way they could tell. Just mix the powder with the peanut-butter so its not visible, get chunky if you want extra hiding.

If the dogs can't sniff for it, you really don't have shit to worry about. Just make it look like something it isn't. Simple.

You could even mix it with protein powder. My buddy did that, just powdered it up with protein powder and drank in a shake after he landed.


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Re: how would get mushrooms on a plane? [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21710371 - 05/22/15 12:41 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

dogs cant smell for mushies??


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Re: how would get mushrooms on a plane? [Re: sirdabz710]
    #21710395 - 05/22/15 12:46 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

AFAIK No.

I mean they are capable of smelling them, but I don't think they're trained to hit on them.

I read/watched something though, that said literally all drug dog cases are bullshit, even if the dog "hits" and there are drugs, the dog hits on the handlers cues, not it's nose. Idk if that's true though.


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yeah, i said i was afraid of psychonautica


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Re: how would get mushrooms on a plane? [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21710411 - 05/22/15 12:50 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Buy some type of vitamin supplement with huge capsules that you can open. Powder the shrooms, put them in the empty capsules, put the capsules in the bottle. Put the whole bottle up your pooper.


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Re: how would get mushrooms on a plane? [Re: SoupSandwich]
    #21710848 - 05/22/15 02:45 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

here's the ideal I believe I have decided on. I always make shroom tea so I'm going to buy a couple packs of herbal tea open them and mix in powdered shrooms with that tea and seal them back up and put them in my carry on


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