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Anonymous #1
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Does anybody else's dick spray piss all over?
#21710126 - 05/22/15 11:13 AM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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I swear I have a defective urethral opening or something. I'll often get twin streams going, or some will go down, some up, and some in the middle. Not quite a tri-stream, but yeah.
So naturally, I don't piss standing up very much unless its a urinal. But I was curious if other people have this issue?
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Anonymous #2
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Re: Does anybody else's dick spray piss all over? [Re: Anonymous #1]
#21710225 - 05/22/15 11:51 AM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Only after having sex. Might need to get your urethra stretched.
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Anonymous #1
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Re: Does anybody else's dick spray piss all over? [Re: Anonymous #2]
#21710592 - 05/22/15 01:41 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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lol, is that a thing?
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Anonymous #3
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Re: Does anybody else's dick spray piss all over? [Re: Anonymous #1]
#21710770 - 05/22/15 02:28 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Not really, no. Even after sex I'm usually fine. Trying to piss with morning wood though, is like playing the lottery or something. I can never guess at what angle it's going to come out, all I can do is guess and hope I was right, I've been surprised plenty of times before. I'll usually just wait til it goes away but sometimes I just can't.
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Anonymous #4
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Re: Does anybody else's dick spray piss all over? [Re: Anonymous #3]
#21711163 - 05/22/15 04:12 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Had this problem forever too
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Anonymous #5
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Re: Does anybody else's dick spray piss all over? [Re: Anonymous #1] 1
#21712711 - 05/23/15 12:41 AM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Anonymous #2
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Re: Does anybody else's dick spray piss all over? [Re: Anonymous #5]
#21713615 - 05/23/15 09:51 AM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Without clicking, let me guess that clip. Me Myself & Irene??
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Anonymous #5
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Re: Does anybody else's dick spray piss all over? [Re: Anonymous #2]
#21714773 - 05/23/15 04:26 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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No sir (or madam). Though I suppose I should have mentioned it is NSFW.
Edited by Anonymous (05/23/15 04:27 PM)
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Anonymous #2
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Re: Does anybody else's dick spray piss all over? [Re: Anonymous #5]
#21714843 - 05/23/15 04:49 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Dammit, I thought I had that one pegged.
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Anonymous #6
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Re: Does anybody else's dick spray piss all over? [Re: Anonymous #2]
#21715529 - 05/23/15 08:27 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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lol yeah sometimes...
the ol' snake eye syndrome
usually only happens to me after sex/jackin it, and a little extra push of piss pressure usually clears it
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Anonymous #7
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Re: Does anybody else's dick spray piss all over? [Re: Anonymous #6] 1
#21717547 - 05/24/15 01:44 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Are you checking for obstructve pubes? They can be problematic.
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Anonymous #8
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Re: Does anybody else's dick spray piss all over? [Re: Anonymous #7]
#21717622 - 05/24/15 02:07 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Judging from the state of some public toilets I'd say: yes.
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Anonymous #1
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Re: Does anybody else's dick spray piss all over? [Re: Anonymous #7]
#21717735 - 05/24/15 02:39 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous #7 said: Are you checking for obstructve pubes? They can be problematic.
Ha, and I thought I had long pubes. can't imagine them being so long that they get in the way
It might be my foreskin at some times. uncircumcised. But its not the core issue
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Anonymous #9
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Re: Does anybody else's dick spray piss all over? [Re: Anonymous #1]
#21720203 - 05/25/15 09:47 AM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Its because you have dried cum on the tip of your dick
You gotta pull the sides of your urethra apart slightly before you take a piss and your problem will be solved
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Anonymous #10
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Re: Does anybody else's dick spray piss all over? [Re: Anonymous #9]
#21721264 - 05/25/15 02:59 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous #9 said: Its because you have dried cum on the tip of your dick
You gotta pull the sides of your urethra apart slightly before you take a piss and your problem will be solved
I have the same problem too op. If I dont really need to "Go" and the stream isnt full blast it goes all over the place too. Worst thing is a hernia surgery that I had and I swear the mesh kind of messed something up. Sometimes I "Leak" after I pee. Ive dealt with it since I was 17 (im 26 now) not a big deal but definitively annoying at times
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Anonymous #7
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Re: Does anybody else's dick spray piss all over? [Re: Anonymous #10]
#21725313 - 05/26/15 03:40 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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When I was a small child I had to have surgery to open up my ureathra. I couldn't pee and when i did it took forever and went in every direction. I dont remember much about it but I do remember one thing: After the surgery I had stitches on the tip of my penis. I was not allowed to wear pants or underwear to keep the area aired out and avoid snagging the stitches. I remember sitting on the couch eating a bag of salty potato chips. The healing was itchy and I gave it a light scratch. The salt from the chips got onto the wound and I started screaming and freaking out until I passed out. That's all I remember.
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Anonymous #11
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Re: Does anybody else's dick spray piss all over? [Re: Anonymous #7]
#21725361 - 05/26/15 03:53 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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get a ball point pen. remove the pen insert. shove the pen insert up your urethra. go to the hospital. rethink your life.
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Anonymous #12
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Re: Does anybody else's dick spray piss all over? [Re: Anonymous #1]
#21725373 - 05/26/15 03:55 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Learn to aim, for fucks sake.
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Anonymous #13
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Re: Does anybody else's dick spray piss all over? [Re: Anonymous #12]
#21725702 - 05/26/15 05:32 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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you posted THIS on the shroomerites anonymous? I used to get this. It seems like it was just the way I was holding it.
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Anonymous #14
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Re: Does anybody else's dick spray piss all over? [Re: Anonymous #13] 1
#21725744 - 05/26/15 05:43 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Sounds like op needs a pipe cleaner
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Anonymous #15
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Re: Does anybody else's dick spray piss all over? [Re: Anonymous #14]
#21726605 - 05/26/15 09:16 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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This happens to me briefly sometimes after busting a nut, and that's it!
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Anonymous #16
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Re: Does anybody else's dick spray piss all over? [Re: Anonymous #15]
#21744729 - 05/31/15 12:52 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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if it's happening to you every time you may want to see a urologist. i had to have surgery about six years back due to my prostate choking off my bladder neck (where the urethra meets the bladder), which caused me to piss everywhere every time. i was also having trouble emptying my bladder, which caused the leaking and sputtering towards the end. the only thing i could do was eventually sit down to go. they went in with a scope and made an incision into my prostate to widen my bladder neck. recovery was fine except for an infection (which is almost inevitable with prostate surgery) and the fact that it felt like i was being stabbed with a broadsword through my gut whenever i went.
it's something you're born with from what i understand. usually it takes about fifty years to really be noticeable and it can usually be corrected with medication to reduce the size of the prostate, but it'll sometimes occur in younger men. the surgery helped me but i'm back on beta blockers again to help me piss. i need to see someone about it but i'm poor and in college atm, so hopefully it's not anything serious.
at any rate, op you can probably get that fixed so get a referral to a specialist when you can. they'll try out meds before anything so don't panic.
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Anonymous #17
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Re: Does anybody else's dick spray piss all over? [Re: Anonymous #1]
#21811666 - 06/15/15 05:37 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Split the tip before pissing, it just sticks closed and makes the sprinkler.
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Anonymous #1
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Re: Does anybody else's dick spray piss all over? [Re: Anonymous #17]
#21812171 - 06/15/15 08:10 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous #17 said: Split the tip before pissing, it just sticks closed and makes the sprinkler.
now this I'll have to try.
I've been trying to take ever possible precaution to avoid misfires and its still horribly inconsistent.
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Anonymous #18
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Re: Does anybody else's dick spray piss all over? [Re: Anonymous #1]
#21814107 - 06/16/15 10:42 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I'm a chick and I have this issue. After i pee it's all over my legs I have so much wiping to do. If I didn't have legs, it wouldn't even all be in the toilet it'd fly out everywhere
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Anonymous #11
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Re: Does anybody else's dick spray piss all over? [Re: Anonymous #18]
#21817021 - 06/16/15 10:23 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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wait, what?
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