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Anonymous #1
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Does anybody else's dick spray piss all over?
#21710126 - 05/22/15 11:13 AM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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I swear I have a defective urethral opening or something. I'll often get twin streams going, or some will go down, some up, and some in the middle. Not quite a tri-stream, but yeah.
So naturally, I don't piss standing up very much unless its a urinal. But I was curious if other people have this issue?
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Anonymous #2
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Re: Does anybody else's dick spray piss all over? [Re: Anonymous #1]
#21710225 - 05/22/15 11:51 AM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Only after having sex. Might need to get your urethra stretched.
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Anonymous #1
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Re: Does anybody else's dick spray piss all over? [Re: Anonymous #2]
#21710592 - 05/22/15 01:41 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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lol, is that a thing?
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Anonymous #3
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Re: Does anybody else's dick spray piss all over? [Re: Anonymous #1]
#21710770 - 05/22/15 02:28 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Not really, no. Even after sex I'm usually fine. Trying to piss with morning wood though, is like playing the lottery or something. I can never guess at what angle it's going to come out, all I can do is guess and hope I was right, I've been surprised plenty of times before. I'll usually just wait til it goes away but sometimes I just can't.
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Anonymous #4
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Re: Does anybody else's dick spray piss all over? [Re: Anonymous #3]
#21711163 - 05/22/15 04:12 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Had this problem forever too
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Anonymous #5
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Re: Does anybody else's dick spray piss all over? [Re: Anonymous #1] 1
#21712711 - 05/23/15 12:41 AM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Anonymous #2
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Re: Does anybody else's dick spray piss all over? [Re: Anonymous #5]
#21713615 - 05/23/15 09:51 AM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Without clicking, let me guess that clip. Me Myself & Irene??
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Anonymous #5
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Re: Does anybody else's dick spray piss all over? [Re: Anonymous #2]
#21714773 - 05/23/15 04:26 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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No sir (or madam). Though I suppose I should have mentioned it is NSFW.
Edited by Anonymous (05/23/15 04:27 PM)
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Anonymous #2
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Re: Does anybody else's dick spray piss all over? [Re: Anonymous #5]
#21714843 - 05/23/15 04:49 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Dammit, I thought I had that one pegged.
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Anonymous #6
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Re: Does anybody else's dick spray piss all over? [Re: Anonymous #2]
#21715529 - 05/23/15 08:27 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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lol yeah sometimes...
the ol' snake eye syndrome
usually only happens to me after sex/jackin it, and a little extra push of piss pressure usually clears it
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Anonymous #7
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Re: Does anybody else's dick spray piss all over? [Re: Anonymous #6] 1
#21717547 - 05/24/15 01:44 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Are you checking for obstructve pubes? They can be problematic.
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Anonymous #8
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Re: Does anybody else's dick spray piss all over? [Re: Anonymous #7]
#21717622 - 05/24/15 02:07 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Judging from the state of some public toilets I'd say: yes.
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Anonymous #1
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Re: Does anybody else's dick spray piss all over? [Re: Anonymous #7]
#21717735 - 05/24/15 02:39 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous #7 said: Are you checking for obstructve pubes? They can be problematic.
Ha, and I thought I had long pubes. can't imagine them being so long that they get in the way
It might be my foreskin at some times. uncircumcised. But its not the core issue
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Anonymous #9
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Re: Does anybody else's dick spray piss all over? [Re: Anonymous #1]
#21720203 - 05/25/15 09:47 AM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Its because you have dried cum on the tip of your dick
You gotta pull the sides of your urethra apart slightly before you take a piss and your problem will be solved
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Anonymous #10
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Re: Does anybody else's dick spray piss all over? [Re: Anonymous #9]
#21721264 - 05/25/15 02:59 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous #9 said: Its because you have dried cum on the tip of your dick
You gotta pull the sides of your urethra apart slightly before you take a piss and your problem will be solved
I have the same problem too op. If I dont really need to "Go" and the stream isnt full blast it goes all over the place too. Worst thing is a hernia surgery that I had and I swear the mesh kind of messed something up. Sometimes I "Leak" after I pee. Ive dealt with it since I was 17 (im 26 now) not a big deal but definitively annoying at times
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Anonymous #7
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Re: Does anybody else's dick spray piss all over? [Re: Anonymous #10]
#21725313 - 05/26/15 03:40 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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When I was a small child I had to have surgery to open up my ureathra. I couldn't pee and when i did it took forever and went in every direction. I dont remember much about it but I do remember one thing: After the surgery I had stitches on the tip of my penis. I was not allowed to wear pants or underwear to keep the area aired out and avoid snagging the stitches. I remember sitting on the couch eating a bag of salty potato chips. The healing was itchy and I gave it a light scratch. The salt from the chips got onto the wound and I started screaming and freaking out until I passed out. That's all I remember.
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Anonymous #11
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Re: Does anybody else's dick spray piss all over? [Re: Anonymous #7]
#21725361 - 05/26/15 03:53 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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get a ball point pen. remove the pen insert. shove the pen insert up your urethra. go to the hospital. rethink your life.
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Anonymous #12
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Re: Does anybody else's dick spray piss all over? [Re: Anonymous #1]
#21725373 - 05/26/15 03:55 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Learn to aim, for fucks sake.
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Anonymous #13
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Re: Does anybody else's dick spray piss all over? [Re: Anonymous #12]
#21725702 - 05/26/15 05:32 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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you posted THIS on the shroomerites anonymous? I used to get this. It seems like it was just the way I was holding it.
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Anonymous #14
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Re: Does anybody else's dick spray piss all over? [Re: Anonymous #13] 1
#21725744 - 05/26/15 05:43 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Sounds like op needs a pipe cleaner
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