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Shroomslip
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Malcolm_Xtasy said: Sometimes people gotta learn stuff the hard way. The way I see it there are only two ways this situation can play out.
1) You jump off the roof and only get minor scrapes and bruises. (Unlikely) 2) You jump off the roof and break both of your legs
I've jumped off the roof plenty of times.. Never had either happen.
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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way. I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today. Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear. I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear. You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline
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Malcolm_Xtasy
Oh baby what Is you doin??



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Re: Can't get over this video [Re: Shroomslip]
#21710690 - 05/22/15 02:06 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Off the roof of your trailer? Well good for you man. I just don't push my luck
-------------------- I'm stupid, Enlil is smart. I'm ugly, Enlil is beautiful. I'm a loser, Enlil is a winner. Someday, I hope to be like Enlil but secretly know I never will.
Edited by Malcolm_Xtasy (05/22/15 02:07 PM)
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Shroomslip
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House, not a trailer.
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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way. I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today. Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear. I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear. You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline
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abductee
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Re: Can't get over this video [Re: Shroomslip]
#21710731 - 05/22/15 02:15 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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i jumped out of a loft over top a living room in bare feet.. I was drunk and just crumbled to the concrete floor and then dragged myself to the couch..lol ended up breaking a heel, fuck I was lucky I didnt break my back.
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Malcolm_Xtasy
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Re: Can't get over this video [Re: Shroomslip]
#21710734 - 05/22/15 02:15 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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I'm assuming you're a decently built male with at least mediocre athleticism? My comment was directed to the fat bitch jumping off the roof. Not anyone else really.
-------------------- I'm stupid, Enlil is smart. I'm ugly, Enlil is beautiful. I'm a loser, Enlil is a winner. Someday, I hope to be like Enlil but secretly know I never will.
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Mad_Larkin

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Re: Can't get over this video [Re: abductee]
#21710738 - 05/22/15 02:18 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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I jumped off my bed once
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abductee
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yeah, I'm in decent shape.. but my comment wasn't about anyone else.. I'm used to talking to myself and about myself
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abductee
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Re: Can't get over this video [Re: Mad_Larkin]
#21710746 - 05/22/15 02:20 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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hope it was into a pile of teddy bears and pillows
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Mad_Larkin

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Re: Can't get over this video [Re: abductee]
#21710750 - 05/22/15 02:21 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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nope, onto the carpet, im straight gangsta
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Malcolm_Xtasy
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Re: Can't get over this video [Re: abductee]
#21710751 - 05/22/15 02:21 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Well, my comment wasn't about you.
I was replying to shroomslip
-------------------- I'm stupid, Enlil is smart. I'm ugly, Enlil is beautiful. I'm a loser, Enlil is a winner. Someday, I hope to be like Enlil but secretly know I never will.
Edited by Malcolm_Xtasy (05/22/15 02:22 PM)
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Shroomslip
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Malcolm_Xtasy said: I'm assuming you're a decently built male with at least mediocre athleticism? My comment was directed to the fat bitch jumping off the roof. Not anyone else really.
Back when I was doing it, no not really. I was a short pudgy kid. I used to go up on my roof to smoke, I liked being up there and it had the bonus of not being able to be caught. Also had to go up there pretty regularly in the fall to clear off the leaves so it wouldn't rot the roof. Was easier to jump down than try and climb down on the ladder we had.
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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way. I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today. Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear. I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear. You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline
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larry.fisherman
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Re: Can't get over this video [Re: psychodelia]
#21710780 - 05/22/15 02:29 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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That video reminded me of this.
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Shroomslip
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"What's wrong?"
Possibly the stupidest question I've heard in awhile.
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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way. I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today. Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear. I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear. You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline
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Malcolm_Xtasy
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Re: Can't get over this video [Re: Shroomslip]
#21710792 - 05/22/15 02:32 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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"You guys Okay?!"
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Psychonautica
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You just go into a PLF, Malc. It's actually pretty easy. I've jumped off a 2+story ledge before but you don't fucking jam both heels into the ground like this bitch in the OP. She clearly isn't capable of a PLF, but you don't need to be in shape to PLF really, you basically just collapse your whole body down as you fall.
Legs hit, bend at the knees, bend the whole body down and squat as low as you can with the impact of the drop, causing you to fetal position basically, and then you just turn to either side and roll. Parachute Landing Fall. You can fall probably like... oh I'd say a good 40 feet safely using proper techniques.
Again, it's not so much being in shape, like you said, as it is having knowledge and technique really.
Either way this bitch is stupid lol.
-------------------- The chances of you even being born, Were forty million to one. There's two parts of the statistic And I want you to live through one 3/8/95 - 7/10/15 Rest In Paradise, Brother. Sheekle said: yeah, i said i was afraid of psychonautica

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XLCaps said: That video reminded me of this.
Oh man, these kids actually thought wrasslin' was real, didn't they?
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diablo33180
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I like the fact that she did it for the "Rush" she was feeling the rush... Some people like the adrenaline rush of base jumping and dieing some like to jump off roofs into fires ... some like to break bones .. ayeee what ever floats your boat this is great for our amusement
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Re: Can't get over this video [Re: diablo33180]
#21710868 - 05/22/15 02:50 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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diablo33180 said: I like the fact that she did it for the "Rush" she was feeling the rush... Some people like the adrenaline rush of base jumping and dieing some like to jump off roofs into fires ... some like to break bones .. ayeee what ever floats your boat this is great for our amusement
Nothing quite like the rush of falling twenty feet onto your leg and snapping it in half right? amirite?
No?
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diablo33180
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she said it herself "oh im feeling the rush already" soon as she hit the floor i bet she was like all but on the outside she was all like
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Re: Can't get over this video [Re: diablo33180]
#21711016 - 05/22/15 03:34 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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haha diablo
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