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Psychonautica
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Re: Screw Canada [Re: kr0nik0]
#21714144 - 05/23/15 01:06 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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kr0nik0 said:

Indeed.
Jokes aside, I don't think I've ever met an American that truly didn't like Canada or its people. It's always brought up in a joking manner when making fun of the great white north.
I mean, what is there to not like about the place? They have some amazing cities/metropolitan areas, gorgeous scenery, and some of the kindest people in the world. Oh and also Tim Horton's. That place is fucking awesome. They need to expand to the US.
Canadian beer prices are a good enough reason to hate the place for me.
Plus I'm sure felons don't enjoy the fact they're not allowed to visit.
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Psychonautica said:
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kr0nik0 said:

Indeed.
Jokes aside, I don't think I've ever met an American that truly didn't like Canada or its people. It's always brought up in a joking manner when making fun of the great white north.
I mean, what is there to not like about the place? They have some amazing cities/metropolitan areas, gorgeous scenery, and some of the kindest people in the world. Oh and also Tim Horton's. That place is fucking awesome. They need to expand to the US.
Canadian beer prices are a good enough reason to hate the place for me.
Plus I'm sure felons don't enjoy the fact they're not allowed to visit.
I quit drinking and don't have a felony record, so STAL.
Wait, why can't convicted felons visit Canada?
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but I bet in the valley is where the leprechauns live.
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Re: Screw Canada [Re: abductee]
#21714177 - 05/23/15 01:15 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Nah, abuctee. Leprechauns live in a meadow called the Glen of Cloongallon, lies a huge fairy ring that spans some 500 feet in diameter.
The fairy ring is said to wrap around six ancient standing stones, which were capped off hundreds of years ago with a huge overhead stone.
Adding to the mystique of the area is a giant oak tree that spreads its arms protectively over the ring. Leprechauns, along with many other magical creatures, are said to live in the giant oak tree.
Jeez! I thought everyone knew this. lol
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Re: Screw Canada [Re: kr0nik0]
#21714209 - 05/23/15 01:26 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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http://www.wikihow.com/Travel-to-Canada-with-a-Felony-Charge
You can technically, but you have to apply to a government thing, that says you're "Rehabilitated"
Canada usually won't let in felons though. That's why quite a bit of bands aren't allowed in to canada.
Chris Fronzak of Attila isn't allowed into Canada because of his past felonies.
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Well, isn't that some shit?
I think there's something like 65 million Americans with a criminal record. No idea how many of those are felony convictions, but even at 10% of that number they are missing out on quite a lot of tourist profit.
Judgmental pricks! Now I got a problem lol
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Re: Screw Canada [Re: kr0nik0]
#21714230 - 05/23/15 01:33 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Actually also kr0nik0, if you have a misdemeanor in the US, but that misdemeanor WOULD have been a felony if you preformed it in Canada, then you can't cross over to Canada either.
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The US does the same shit though, but we don't have the rehabilitation centers and shit (we totally should, it costs 200+ dollars to get rehabbed status from Canada, they make hella money off our criminals)
But if you have a felony in another country, the USA won't let you in for five years I think?
AFAIK there's no hoops to jump through though, just gotta wait.
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Yes fuck canada. Now that we've found out they have a ton of natural resources for us to pillage its a wrap. Those smug canook fucks up there flapping their heads off about "oh america this america that" pissing whining about this that and the third. cry me a fucking river outta your fucking beady little eyes fuck. Its over they think we've for gotten about the atrosities of the french and indian war and yet they continue to be allowed to go around producing sick people like justin beiber for all fucks sake. Where does it en where is the line in the sand. Makes me sick honestly.
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What resources does Canada have that we could possibly want? Poutine?
There's more oil on US soil than there is in Canadian
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Psychonautica said: What resources does Canada have that we could possibly want? Poutine?
There's more oil on US soil than there is in Canadian
Also more Christians, Police, Prisons, Soldiers, plastic, and Assholes.
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Psychonautica said: What resources does Canada have that we could possibly want? Poutine?
Hey, don't knock Poutine until you've tried it. It's so delicious that people have DIED from the deliciousness! Surely it must come from the very Gods themselves! In fact, it's not just a resource, it's life itself! And don't you dare dispute me, foolish mortal! I have a DEGREE and I KNOW shit!
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Psychonautica
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I wouldn't dispute you.
It's fucking good.
But idk if Poutine > Chilli Cheese Fries...
It's good but not THAT good.. There's this irish pub near me, that makes Gravy out of Guinness beer (I'd drink the fucking gravy) and they make a poutine with the beer gravy and it's fucking 11/10
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omg lol please its not about having a ton of oil we gots that shit on reserve. Its about controling all of the oil. If anyone in the world wants oil they gots to go thru us petrolum game on straight lock son. plus pountine and french canadian sluts!
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Blashephamy! Blasphemy, I say! I will find and BURN you at the STAKE! I will KILL you DEATH, I will!
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Psychonautica
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CHeifM4sterDiezL said: omg lol please its not about having a ton of oil we gots that shit on reserve. Its about controling all of the oil. If anyone in the world wants oil they gots to go thru us petrolum game on straight lock son. plus pountine and french canadian sluts!
Everyone has to go through you?
Why the fuck would we need to go through Canada to get oil from the US, or even foreign oil? Canada has no say in our "oil game" lol.
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Not even gonna read this thread or any of the posts but can any mod explain to me why OP, a glaringly obvious troll, has not been banned yet? Does he provide any worthwhile contributions or just extremely self-contradictory rants?
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hex_enduction said: Not even gonna read this thread or any of the posts but can any mod explain to me why OP, a glaringly obvious troll, has not been banned yet? Does he provide any worthwhile contributions or just extremely self-contradictory rants?
I've reported OP for trolling many times, the mod's insist it's intelligent discussion, not trolling.
It's literally all he does, is troll though.
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How does Canada even know if you have a felony before you enter?
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hex_enduction said: Not even gonna read this thread or any of the posts but can any mod explain to me why OP, a glaringly obvious troll, has not been banned yet? Does he provide any worthwhile contributions or just extremely self-contradictory rants?
He isn't breaking any rules. Just because you don't like what he has to say doesn't mean he's trolling.
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